#deidara fluff

[or0ch1maru]

Could you write some fluff of my favorite pretty boy deidara? :)

He’s so cutie and I need to see him go on a date and be happy for once

I apologize for my absence loves. It’s been busy and then my health went to shit for a while so I decided to take a break from most of my socials to fully unwind and heal.

But I’m feeling much better and I’m planning on sending out some requests over the next few days. Also, as I’ve mentioned before, I’d love to get some jjk requests in since I recently finished watching the show and would love to add some characters to my write list!

Fluff, deidara x GN reader first date 🫶🏻

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-the two of you first met when Deidara visited your weaponry shop for a custom order

-the adorable blonde acting stoic but with a hint of pink blush to his cheeks as he ushered out a thanks before leaving

-just like the rest of the akatsuki, he visited monthly for a fresh set of weaponry. Kunai’s, shuriken, sheaths, the usual

-it wasn’t until his fifth time visiting that the words fell from his lips. “Um, want to go dinner sometime?” And of course, you said yes. Giving him a date and time

-the night came, and from hours before, Deidara was in his room, making sure his liner came out nice and nothing was smeared or smudged.

-the same goes for his hair. He brushed it out(multiple times may I add) making sure there were no knots or frizz

-he even annoyed the hell out of poor Sasori. “You sure I look okay?”, “don’t lie to get me to shut up ya know”

-after Sasori, and Itachi’s reassurance. The explosive blonde made his way towards your place. Your address scribbled on a piece of paper in your neat scrawl

-after knocking, he waited patiently, a small bouquet of flowers sitting in his grip.

-Konan was the one to explain that it’s ‘custom’ to bring some sort of small gift, flowers, or even chocolate to a first date

-and coming from a woman, he took her advice seriously. Picking out a beautiful, yet simple flower bouquet. Deidara didn’t want to go over board in case you ended up thinking he was weird, or overwhelming

-his cheeks flushed a bright red when you opened the door. A gentle smile plastered across your face as you gazed up at him. Your hair styled nicely, on top of a casual yet classy outfit

-just like deidara, you didn’t want to go overboard with your clothing. Wanting something comfortable yet stylish, but also sophisticated and casual

-deidara had picked a cozy, family owned restaurant about twenty minutes from your village

-the food was delicious, and filling. The two of you chit chatting about multiple different things. Mostly how it was being a member of the akatsuki and how it was being a blacksmith for rogue ninjas

-as the night wore down, Deidara walked you home. His fingers grazing your hand for most of the walk. It wasn’t until you took the initiative to hold his hand. Yours fitting so perfectly against his

-not minding his mouth hands in the slightest. Bringing you back to the day you two first met and you complimenting them

-“tonight was great, I had fun” deidara would say softly, his voice even but an underlying tone of nervousness was apparent

-despite the two of you having fun on the date, he was scared that you would ghost him, or simply say you weren’t interested in him anymore

-it wasn’t until you stood on your toes, placing a soft peck to his cheek with the words “I’d like to see you again, if that’s okay with you” fell past your lips as you gazed up at him, your two hands holding onto his that he finally relaxed

-“how does next Friday sound?” He asked you kindly, a soft smile etched on his features

-deidara then walked home, a huge smile on his face, one full of pride and happiness as your soft voice echoed in his mind

-“I’d love that, I’ll see you then” repeating over and over in his mind as he approached the compound

-excited to see you once again

#akatsuki #akatsuki members #deidara x you #deidara x reader #deidara headcanon #deidara #deidara fluff #deidara akatsuki

[mrs-barnes-library]

My Favorite Deidara Fanfictions 👅

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my readings.

Deidara 👅 :

How He Reacts To You Flirting With Him 🌺

How He Reacts To Receiving A Strip Tease 🌺🔥

Him Being Jealous Of Another Member Of The Akatsuki 🌺

When You Throw Your Bra On His Face 🌺🔥

First Kiss 🌺

Insecure S/o 🌺🔥

Clingy S/o 🌺

Reacting To You Wearing A White Shirt Top But It Rained And It's Transy Now 🌺🔥

Kiss Headcanon 🌺

His Love Language 🌺

Dealing With Silent Treatment 🌺

Christmas Gift 🌺

If You Have A Lot Of Tatoo 🌺

If You Have Scars 🌺

A Child Who Regenerates In Akatsuki 🌺

Cuddling Post Sexy Time 🌺

Mark 🌺

Suddenly Telling Him You're In The Mood 🔥

Giving Him A Head 🔥

How He Cums 🔥

Being Intimate With Him For The First Time 🔥🌺

How He Reacts To You Using The Safe Word 🔥

His Ideal Evening With His S/o 🔥

Head With Him 🔥

Fingering 🔥

Reacting To You Winx Transformation Jutsu 🔥

Unising His Jutsu On You In Bed 🔥

Things His Does That Ruin Sex 🔥😭

Sexy Panty Preference 🔥

Freaky Times He Fucks You On Mission 🔥

Shower Sex With Him 🔥

How He Reacts To You Starting To Rock Your His Against His 🔥💚✨

How Long He Would Take To Realize You Are In Love 😭

#naruto #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #akatsuki smut #deidara #deidara x reader #deidara fluff #deidara smut #deidara x reader fluff #deidara x reader smut #fluff #smut #naruto shippuden smut #miri-writes

[moumouton4]

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫

Deidara 👅 :

Having The Same Powers As Iron Fist 🌺

Their Reactions When You Return From A ( Long ) Mission 🌺

Their Reactions To You Going "What The Fuck ?!?" 🌺

How He Reacts To You On His Lap, Making Out And You Start Rocking Your Hips Against His 🔥

Random NSFW Headcanons That Aren't Always Canon 🔥

What Reboots His System Right Away 🔥

Their Reactions To You Offering Them Flowers 🔥

Sending Them A Text After You Broke Up 🔥😭

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#naruto imagine #naruto shippuden #naruto shippuden imagine #deidara #deidara x reader #deidara imagine #akatsuki #akatsuki x reader #akatsuki imagine #miri-writes #deidara smut #deidara fluff #deidara x reader smut #deidara x reader fluff

[kingmikoto]

𝙙𝙚𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙖 ☆ 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙯𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙨

☆ ──── 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚: a recycled fic from nearly a year ago but enjoy

☆ ──── 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨): suggestive content💌

It had been one of hell of a long day for [name] and all she wanted to do was wind down with her lover who was also a convicted criminal on the run. So you could say it was kind of a forbidden love. Time seemed to slow down as she laid down in the empty bed of her hotel room she booked. She made sure to not leave any traces that someone could track back to either of them. Just then there was a light rap at the door. Five knocks to be exact. Deidara was always a fan of odd numbers.

[Name] jumped out of bed in excitement and looked through the peephole to see the blonde staring right back at her. He wasn't wearing his usually akatsuki clothing, well , duh. But [name] was excited to see him something other than his drab gang clothing and in something normal and comfortable. 

"Are you gonna let me in, hmm?"

Quckly, she unlocked the door and he slipped in. A smile on both their faces as he enveloped her in his arms and planted a longing kiss on her lips.

"I missed you." She breathed between kisses. His grasped on her waisted tightened as he held her against the wall, kissing her neck eliciting a quiet sigh.

"I missed you, too."

"But you didn't miss me Deidei? How cruel!"

The pair froze halting all actions completely. They knew that voice. That pesky little voice. They both rotated their heads to meet Tobi sitting on the chair adjacent from them. Chin in hand as he giggled at how utterly flabbergasted the two of them were. 

"W-what the hell are you doing here, Tobi?" Deidara's voice was threatening and low, but that didn't seem to faze Tobi the least bit.

"No Deidei," Tobi's voice dropped menacingly. "what are you doing here?"

It was in that moment that Tobi struck fear into Deidara's heart. His energy was so sinister and it was making Deidara and [name] involuntarily shake and nearly collapse to floor. But before Deidara could utter a word all hostility that ever seemed to make it from Tobi's tone and aura was gone. His gaze shifted to the terrified [name] who stood behind Deidara.

"She's quite pretty, Tobi wishes he could get a secret girlfriend, too!" And it was as if nothing had changed because Deidara was yelling and bonking Tobi on the head, trying to shoo him out. 

"Fine! Fine! I won't tell anyone! Just don't let her be a distraction!" Tobi whined, as he held his head crying like a child.

"You promise?" Deidara eyed him carefully as he raised his hand once more getting ready for another blow to Tobi's head.

"Yes! Yes! Promise!" And with that Deidara dismissed the orange masked ninja as he slipped out the window. His nerves still racking from how Tobi shook him and [nam] up so easily. Was he always the frightening? That powerful? Was he always concealing such immense bloodlust? Who was he...?

"Deidara." [Name] cooed getting his attention. He looked up to see her eyes watering still shaking from the earlier occurence. He held her tightly, her head in the crook of his as he rocked her back and forth. 

"Shh, it'll be okay. I'm here and that idiot will never harm you." Deidara  couldn't help but feel unease as ran his finger's through her hair. The feeling of being watched now in the back of his mind. He retracted slightly to close the window and the curtains. He took one last look outside making sure he didn't see or feel Tobi's presence.

"Are you gonna come to bed?" She patted the empty spot beside her and he smiled at her before joining her. His arms once again wrapped around her perfect body. Their worries seemed to melt away as they embraced each other, lips meshed and fingers tangled in hair. Deidara was gonna kick Tobi's ass and show him who's boss. Well, after his rendezvous with [Name] that is.

#deidara #deidara x reader #naruto x reader #naruto shippuden imagines #naruto shippuden #naruto shippuden x reader #naruto #deidara fluff #akatsuki #akatsuki imagines #akatsuki x reader #akatsuki x you #naruto imagines #obito uchiha #obito x deidara

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori sitting on a chair by Deidara’s bed, bandaging him up after a particularly rough fight with enemy nin*

Sasori: Stop fidgeting, will you? *dabs alcohol on a cut before wrapping a cloth bandaid around it*

Deidara: But it hurts … can’t you give me some medicine or something, hm?

Sasori: Before I do, Dei, you and I have to have a talk.

Deidara: *groans and absently picks at the end of a bandaid* No we don’t, Danna. I already know what you’re gonna say. 

Deidara, imitating Sasori’s voice: “Your recklessness is getting out of hand, brat. Your foolish actions put not only yourself in danger, but the entire mission. You need to learn to think before you act and curb your childish impulses.”

Deidara, in his own voice, laying down on his bed: Does that about cover it?

Sasori: *is quiet for a while, walking around and tidying Deidara’s room*

Sasori, softly: It’s always been rather difficult for me, to express myself emotionally. Even before I turned myself into a puppet. *sits at the edge of Deidara’s bed*  But you … you bring things out of me that I’ve had buried for a long time. One of those things is worry.  I worry so much for you, Deidara. 

Deidara: Sasori, I —

Sasori: No, no interrupting. Let me speak. You make me worry, and seeing you like this, bruised and bloodied, well, if I still had blood it would be boiling. Because I look at you and I see so much potential, so much energy and ambition. So much life, Deidara. 

Sasori: And it … it saddens me, a great deal. Because you … *reaches out and takes Deidara’s hands* You are the first person in my entire existence that’s made me happy to be alive. And whatever time I have with you, I don’t want to see it cut short by you getting seriously hurt, or killed, because of something as stupid as you not being more careful with yourself. 

Deidara:

Deidara: *slowly sits up* Am … am I allowed to speak now?

Sasori: Yes.

Deidara: I’m … not the best with emotions either, hm. But all that stuff you said? Well, I … I love you, too, Sasori. I mean, if that’s what you meant.

Sasori: *smiles* It was. So you’re going to take better care of yourself in battle?

Deidara: Yes, hm.

Sasori: Good. *leans over and kisses Deidara’s cheek* Thank you.

Deidara: *blushes a dark pink* Y-you’re welcome. *lays back down* Stay with me until I fall asleep? We can talk, hm. I think we have a lot to talk about now.

Sasori: *smiles and lays down next to him, wrapping his arms around his waist* We do indeed. I —

*from the wall*

Hidan: F-fuck you both! T-t-that was the stupidest damn confession I ever heard! 

Kakuzu: This big sap is over here bawling like a baby. Congratulations, you have my respect for accomplishing the impossible.

Hidan: Fuck you, you old bastard! I’m not crying! It’s ALLERGIES!

Itachi, from the other wall: I’m not ashamed to admit that that has me tearing up, as well. Absolutely beautiful, both of you. Congratulations.

Konan, from the hallway: Only please give us a heads-up for when you intend to, er, BE with each other. Partly so we can all leave to give you privacy, but mostly because we all have bets going as to when it’ll happen. Sasori and Deidara:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #bits of this kept coming to me when I was trying to nap so 🤷🏽‍♀️ #fluff #love confessions #❤️💛 #🦂💥

[bubuli-3110]

You are filling my Deidara neeeeeds.

Modern AU fluff with Deidara and a fem reader, he's a gang member with a soft spot for the pastel girl whose shop is under their protection.

Sorry this took forever dear but here you go~!

Pop Art

Deidara x Fem! Reader

HC: fluffy gang member Deidara would do anything to protect and spoil the cute pastel girl his happened upon by chance. CW: SFW, Some Language. Requests are: Open (JJBA, JJK, AOT, KNY, and N (Akatsuki Only)) Find my rules here.

Deidara and the rest of his gang took their usual patrols of their turf splitting up as per usual into pairs. He was only slightly annoyed by his new partner Tobi. possessing a totally different personality than the prideful artist.

On night patrol he heard the sounds of a struggle down one of the allies. Normally he would pay no heed to others, but when he noticed the brightly pastel dress girl being pursued by a strange man, clearly begging for help. his body seemed to move on its own.

After thoroughly beating the ever living breath the stranger, he kneeled down to the girl sitting in the ally and examined her slowly, checking for injuries.

"That asshole didn't hurt you, did he? hm?"

He cupped her chin gently and wiped her tears away with his thumb. his voice firm and fingers callused, but his eyes were soft and filled with worry.

"Don't worry m'kay? I won't let anyone lay a hand on you."

After the incident that took place behind Y/N's bakery, you received regular visits from your savior. He was quiet and not very talkative at first. Y/N was able to tell right away that he was a gang member without having to ask. The constant appearance of new injuries, and the way he dressed gave it away.

Y/N appreciated Deidara's concern and found him interesting more than anything.  She was able to talk to him a lot more calmly after discovering his passion for art. She noticed his intense focus on her as slowly created and decorated unique cookies, cakes, and anything else her customers requested.

He slowly started to open up to Y/N, sharing his ideas of art, helping her with new ideas, the two of them growing ever closer. Y/N's respect and feelings for him are also growing.

Deidara also loved Y/N color palette, though his own mostly consisted of darks and blacks, Y/N's palette was that of bright pastel's matching her sunny and soft personality.

"That's so creative Y/N. I'm sure your customers will love them." He'd say, unable to suppress his smile. You loved to hear his praises.

Y/N no longer felt unsafe at night or any other time for that matter. She could notice the other men who bore the same red cloud symbol on their jackets as Deidara keeping things in check around your area.

Though he'd never show it in front of his other member's or Tobi, He cherished Y/N very much. The other members also indulge in his requests to protect her and her shop when he's away.

"Don't go out alone at night. I'll walk you home. Hm."

His overprotective side often shows through, but never overbearing. She felt safe and relaxed in his presence more than anything. Y/N never refuses his help.

"It's dangerous, stick close to me, ok? I won't let anyone hurt you again. I'm here." He says extending out his arm to let her link her's with him.

The night's when she was too afraid to fall sleep, he'd lay next to Y/N until she drifted of into sleep, running his fingers across her forehead and face gently.

"it's ok. I'm here. I'll always be right here."

#bbbubuliwrites #deidara #akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #deidara x you #deidara x reader #deidara hc #akatsuki au #akatsuki headcanons #akatsuki hc #anime #fan fiction #fluff #modernau

[uzumakiramen]

✯ the akatsuki with an artist s/o ✯

gender neutral! reader.

NOT PROOFREAD!!

a/n; this is a bit all over the place but it spent months rattling around in my drafts and I finally finished it!! enjoy<33!!

pain

he always knew you were an artist becuz pain knows everything about everyone in his presence

and he honestly could care less

it’s not something he really focuses on and never brings it up

he’s very 😐 about the whole situation

deidara

upon finding out deidara was quite salty ngl

becuz in his head there can only be one artist in the relationship and that's him😤

he lowkey didn’t want you steal his thunder as the “artist” of the akatsuki cuz he’s a big bby sumtimes😭😭

every time he sees you working on a new piece he huffs out of his nose and crosses his arms with a childish pout on his face

but he can’t help but admire your art

he loves how expressive it is and how true it is to you

and he tries his best to compliment you in his own slightly backhanded way💀💀

“you know what? it’s no destructive explosion of passion or anything 🙄 but it’s pretty nice y/n”

“awww thank you dei dei🥰!!”

sasori

ah yes the other artist of the akatsuki

as we all know sasori minds his damn business so he didn’t even know you were an artist at first

he ended up finding out when he looked up from working on his newest puppet to see you completely covered in red and blue ink on the other side of the room

he’d only ever seen you so concentrated on something when you’re in battle and he found it very intriguing

sasori honestly doesn’t mind having an artist s/o

sometimes he even comes to you for input on his puppets because how much he trusts your artistic skill and taste🥹

and also because he’s in love with you too but he doesn’t want you to know that just yet🤩

“y/n what do you think I should do with this one?”

“oooo umm🤔🤔 you should paint purple lines that swirl all the way down the arms and add poison covered senbons to the fingers!!”

and he looks at you with most blank and lovestruck😍 expression because wow that’s actually an amazing idea why didn’t he think of that

“i like the way you think.”

kisame

kisame thinks it’s adorable that you’re an artist✨

in this dark ninja world it’s nice to see someone create such beautiful scenes yk?

watching your face scrunch up every time you spot a small mistake in a sketch

or seeing your eyes light up when two colors you put on the paper look wayy better than you expect makes him so happy

you just looked too cute🥰 how could he not be happy

he’s always very interested in what you’re working on too so he likes to just sit next to you and watch you work

he never speaks in these situations tho

he doesn’t want to interrupt the process and ruin anything

so kisame just smiles while you register the fact his eyes are boring a hole into your side

you don’t mind it tho✨

itachi

so he’s in love with you right

itachi is severely in love with you

and falls more in love with you finding out that you’re an artist

watching you create beautiful pieces of art just makes him 😍🤩❤️🥺🥺✨🥰🥰🥰😫😫

you look so at peace and comfortable

and so so happy!!

he can’t even express in words how much he loves it

something about seeing you so happy and calm and focused when you create makes his heart burst and his head spin

he’s a lovesick idiot ik

one day you gave him a sketch that you drew of him in your last mission and this man folded like an omelette😭😭

“hey ‘tachi I made this for you🥰”

“i- wow y/n. it’s amazing🥹🥹”

he loves loves loves receiving little sketches from you

he takes them everywhere he goes

they’re his most prized possession🥰 besides you that is

hidan

now hidan.

hidan’s different

becuz like he loves you so much so he loves that you have an activity that you love

but he also doesn’t really care enough to make a whole thing about it yk

however there is one thing that hidan simply can’t get enough of when it comes to you being an artist

and that is when you paint on him

especially on his back

feeling the coolness of the paint combined with the warmth radiating off of you and your hands was very umm …. enjoyable for him if you know what I mean👀

and as much as he would love to act on that feeling he knew you would be mad if he ruined your masterpiece

“come on y/nie, it’ll just be one kiss, I promise😔🙏” no it won’t be mister

“no hidan! it’s not dry yet!!”

“ugghhh fine🙄!”

and as grumpy as he is about this, hidan doesn’t mind being your canvas

kakazu

similarly to pain, kakazu doesn’t really care that you’re an artist

it isn’t something that he pays attention to because as he so frequently says to you

“silly drawings can’t pay the bills y/n.🙄”

but little does he know that when ever you go into town, people pay you to draw a caricature of them on the spot🙃

so whenever you come back from an outing with several wads of cash 💵 he’s extremely confused and surprised

“where’d you get all that from?”

“oh don’t worry about it. you’d think it was silly anyways🙃.”

tobi

he doesn’t shut about it omg😭😭

everywhere you go tobi will make it his mission to brag about how talented you are to other people

he will tell anyone and everyone about your paintings 🖼

and your genius when it comes to color selection🎨

or how steady your hands are when you use ink🖋

to the point where it’s a little embarrassing 🙈

but no matter how annoying he can get with it you know it’s out of a place of love

he just admires you and your talent so much man

he’s just in love with you dawg idk what to tell you🤷🏾‍♀️

konan

she loves it!!

she loves it so much omg‼️

similar to itachi, konan just loves watching you create art

you just look so mesmerizing when you’re focused and happy, she can’t help but look at you with heart eyes

her favorite thing is painting with you

it starts out normal with you two sitting in comfortable silence focused on your own pieces

but somehow at the end you end up throwing paint at each other completely abandoning the canvases in front of you

and as messy as it gets, seeing you covered in a swirl of different colors with a smile on your face just makes her feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside🥰

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#naruto headcanons #akatsuki headcanons #naruto crack #naruto fluff #naruto angst #naruto x reader #itachi x reader #akatsuki #deidara x reader #kisame x reader #naruto imagines #sasori x reader #obito x reader #pain x reader #faithwrites🌱 [anime vers]

[itachianon]

Itachi-san, how do you rate the ships people give you ✨

PS.. An uchiha fangirl (mainly indra 😋✨)

i have an opinion on almost all of my ships. for example: 1) itashisu: itachi x shisui -> not very feasible i detest how extroverted and charming and weird shisui is. 2) itakisa: itachi x kisame -> no. just no. i don’t like someone who looks like a fish. anyways- itachi x deidara? interesting i love how he sees me in light of a god.

#itachi uchiha #naruto #naruto shippuden #itachi #itachi imagines #itachi x reader #uchiha x reader #itachi fluff #uchiha fluff #itachi rp #itachi x kisame #itachi x shisui #itachi x deidara

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: *wakes up suddenly panting and gasping, near tears*

Sasori, next to him, reading: Dei? What’s the matter?

Deidara, quickly turning on his side, embarrassed: N-nothing, hm. Just a bad dream.

Sasori: *starts to reach out to touch Deidara’s shoulder* Baby —

Deidara: *shrugs Sasori’s hand off* I’m sorry I bothered you, hm. 

Sasori: *puts down his book and puts both arms around Deidara, burying his face against his neck*

Sasori: It only bothers me when you don’t tell me what’s going on in that beautiful head of yours. You are my love. You are my LIFE. I want you to tell me when things are bothering you. *starts kissing Deidara’s shoulder* My sweetheart, my angel, talk to me. What did you dream?

Deidara: *turning around in Sasori’s arms and tucking his head in his chest*

Deidara: I was … a child. And I was in my bed, and … and … I heard a noise, hm. I got up, I looked into the sitting room, and by the fire was … a huge man, hm. He was dressed in red and white, with a long white beard, and a big hat. And I had one of my socks hanging by the fireplace. And this man, he looked at me, then he looked at my sock, he opened it up, and he put a huge lump of coal inside, hm!

Sasori: 

Sasori: So … so you had the —

Hidan, from the other side of the wall: GodDAMN blondie, did you have that gay-ass Santa Claus dream again?!

Deidara, yelling back: Shut up! You have no idea how scary that dream is!

Itachi, from the opposite wall: You know that dream is a product of your guilty conscience, Deidara. If you didn’t do so many bad things during the year you wouldn’t be worrying about coal in your stocking come Christmas.

Deidara: Hey, fuck off, Uchiha! How much coal do you think YOU’RE getting for killing your clan?!

Kisame: Hey, kid; you made him cry!  Apologize before I come in there and bite your head off!

Tobi, from the hallway: Don’t worry, Senpai! Tobi always has lots of candy in his stocking! Tobi will share with you!

Kakuzu: You’re the worst out of all of us, Tobi. You only have that much candy because you steal it from Konan!

Tobi, in Obito voice: Shut up, old man. You’re hardly one to talk about stealing!

Hidan: Oi, piss off, mask-boy! Doesn’t matter how much candy you offer Deidara; he’d STILL rather fuck the puppet than YOU!  Tobi: That’s it; come out and fight me like a man!!

Sasori: … this house is a nightmare …

Santa Claus, watching the hideout from afar: 

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #the akatsuki #christmas 2022 #christmas #deidara #sasori #nightmare #fluff #hidan #kakuzu #itachi uchiha #kisaita #kisame #tobi #obito uchiha #santa claus

[makethiscanon]

DeidaraBot: under construction.

Currently: too much FlirtyTease, not enough MurderBean.

I wish I could keep him OOC like this though because it's my favourite flavour of husband-

#Deidara #Naruto #Akatsuki #Character AI #ChatBot #x reader #x you #anime #smau #fluff #bad flirting

[or0ch1maru]

Valentines Day with the Akatsuki<3

18+, suggestive themes

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Kakuzu:

Hates spending money, but will go broke simply on buying your gifts and taking you places during the day.

Will literally spoil you rotten. You’ll wake up to chocolates and other assorted gifts on the empty side of bed where he usually sleeps.

After a long day full of fun, just know this grouchy giant will D you down for the rest of the night. If you’re not wobbling by the end of it, it’ll be round after round until you can’t even remember your own name.

Hidan:

This man shows his love best through physical touch and sex so don’t be surprised when you’re woken up by his tongue between your folds.

In between all the sex he plans on having with you on this special day, he’ll make you breakfast in bed, and then take you out for a shopping spree in the nearby village.

If you try on clothes in a shop, just know you’ll barely make it outside to the alleyway behind the plaza, your shorts pulled down as he stuffs you full.

Itachi:

Sweet boy. Will have one of the members keep you busy for the first half of the day so he can decorate your shared room. Rose petals, balloons, candles, the whole works.

All the gifts he bought will be lined up on the bed in pretty red and pink bags with matching gift paper. A long and heart felt message written on the inside of a card will be placed neatly in front of one of the gifts.

To end the day, he’ll either cook you your favorite meal or take you out to your favorite restaurant to enjoy a nice meal.

Kisame:

Didn’t really understand the point of the holiday as he feels that everyday should be spent cherishing and loving your partner. Not just on a specific day.

So after speaking with Konan, he ran into town and bought the biggest bouquet of your favorite flowers, a case of chocolate, and a few other things that you’d pointed out to him prior.

The rest of the day would be spent wrapped in each others arms, watching movies and getting wine drunk while eating a hot, homemade dinner.

Deidara:

He’s so infatuated with you that he’d spend two weeks prior to v-day hand crafting pendants for jewelry and other little handmade gifts to give you.

Not only will your presents be hand made, so will your card. His somewhat sloppy script will cover the card front to back, explaining how much he loves you and how he wants to spend eternity by your side.

Deidara would order your favorite take out and take you on a picnic in a nearby flower field. Where when the night comes and the sky turns dark, he would send up some of his clay creations, lighting up the sky in pretty fireworks and explosions.

Sasori:

Just like Kisame, Sasori didn’t really get the whole craze about some dumb holiday. But, he wanted to spoil you nonetheless. So he told you to get dressed, which you gladly obliged.

The two of you visited a village nearby and had brunch before going to the theatre to watch a movie. After the film, he took you to your favorite shops, paying for anything and everything.

Sasori wouldn’t let you go the whole time, his hand wrapped securely around yours as you walked about. Planting soft smooches on your face as you enjoyed the day together.

Tobi:

For days before Valentine’s, he’d be so anxious, but in a good way of course. He had planned the whole day out weeks ago. Starting off by bringing you your favorite coffee and sweets for breakfast.

Repeating the same for lunch. It was after that, that he had you get all dolled up. Taking you into town for a museum date.

Good boy Tobi would finish the day with your favorite food, before stripping you of both your clothes. Buried deep in your cunt, as he whines and mutters about how much he loves you.

Zetsu:

Flowers. Everywhere. And I mean everywhere. He loves plants, and knows people gift their partners roses and such on this special day so what does he do? Buys a few different flower bouquets that end up littering your shared room. Bedside table? Yep. Bathroom counter? Best believe it.

Zetsu loves pampering you. He’d paint your nails to match his bright pink color. Sitting behind you as he brushes your hair. Applying your makeup for you if you wear any.

The two of you would take a long walk, enjoying the peace and crunch of the gravel under your shoes as you walk. Would find a nice place to sit near the water as you talked and shared a meal together.

Konan:

Just like Tobi, she’d have everything ready and prepared days ahead. Dinner reservations? Check. Nail salon date? Check. Making sure the book shop has that book you’ve been wanting in stock? Check.

After lunch in the village, it’s time for your nail appointment. The two of you sitting side by side as the nail techs paint and work on your nails. After paying, it’s time for the next stop. Konan would watch with a smile on her face when you pick up the book you wanted. Knowing she made sure the staff kept a copy specifically for you.

Konan would have rented out a private booth in your favorite restaurant. Keeping the entire area empty so you two would have your much loved privacy. Once the two of you have ordered your drinks is when she’d give you a heartfelt speech before dropping to her knee with a ring. Planting a deep kiss on your lips when you say yes.

Pain:

Would clear his schedule and make this a week long affair. Each day, you’d wake up to a new present or date planned. One day shopping, the next day, a movie. And so on.

On Valentine’s Day, he’d wake you up with soft kisses along your jawline before spending the whole day in bed. Watching your favorite movies and eating snacks. The room full of your shared laughter or screams if you watch horror movies.

Just like Tobi, he’d end the day covering your body in bite marks and hickeys. He’d take his time on you too, drawing out every orgasm, pulling moans and whimpers outta you into the early hours of the night.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bbys🫶🏻 if no one’s told you today, you��re beautiful and I love you. Thank you for your continuous support for my writing. Here is a bouquet 💐 from me to you

#akatsuki #akatsuki members #konan headcanons #zetsu x reader #hidan headcanon #kakuzu headcanons #sasori akatsuki #akatsuki fluff #akatsuki smut #akatsuki headcanons #tobi headcanon #deidara headcanon #pain nagato #itachi fluff #kisame fluff

[jesseevelann]

Obito: Deidara, darling... are you mad at me?

Deidara: What? Why would I be mad at you, hm?

Obito: I've noticed changes in your behaviour unknown to me. You've grown quieter and quieter by the second, and you haven't been as touchy. It isn't like your tired behaviour, is—

Deidara: Oh my GOD you sound like a robot! Beep boop, beep boop, I'm fine you big lug. Relax, hm.

Obito: ... I apologise, I just... I worry about you. That is all. I'll leave you be now. *fidgets with his fingers before turning, walking out of the room and into their bedroom*

Deidara: ...?

*in the bedroom*

Obito: *sighs, sitting on his side of the bed, face in his hands rubbing his temples* ... I'm no good at this... I am a terrible boyfriend... how can I possibly expect Deidara to marry me when I can't even comfort him...

Deidara: ... You want to marry me?

Obito: *jolts a little, looking over at Deidara standing at the door* Ah... Deidara, I—

Deidara: Shush.

Obito: ...

Deidara: *walks over, standing in front of Obito* Listen here, you big bastard, hm. You aren't a "bad boyfriend" because I'm acting off. I'm fine, really, just a bit spaced out. Don't be so quick to punish yourself! I get you Uchiha have lots of rules and standards and traditions, but... you haven't done anything wrong. From day one, back when you joined the Akatsuki as "Tobi", you showed me respect, and kindness, and so many other things I didn't deserve... I was an asshole, and you know I was, but you've made me feel special... wanted... and loved... for almost seven years now. You haven't stopped caring, or showing that you care... you still love me.

Obito: ... Of course I still love you... it's impossible to stop.

Deidara: And you always say sweet shit like that, hm! So quit the moping.

Obito: *stands, holding Deidara in his arms* Alright... I'm sorry...

Deidara: Don't be... I love you, hm.

Obito: ... I love you too.

#obito uchiha #uchiha obito #tobi #deidara #deidara of iwagakure #obito x deidara #obidei #tobi x deidara #tobidei #naruto #naruto shippuden #boruto the next generation #i wanted fluff

[moonbeam-writing]

Can you make a scenario for deidara with a black s/o that really shy but like his art and commissions him a lot and they just really are in love srry if that’s a lot😞

— Art Commission

๑ Requested by a lovely Anon!

๑ Characters: Deidara (Naturo)

๑ Quick Note: I am literally so sorry for how long this took. College is scary and busy as hell.

๑ Contains: Fluff; Deidara not being as slick as he thinks he is; Headcannon format; Second Person; Use of/Allusion to They/Them pronouns; SFW

๑ Word Count: N/A

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⊹ฺ You caught his eye first. As soon as he laid eyes on you, he mentally begged whoever was listening to find an opening to talk to you.

⊹ฺ He almost cheered out loud when you needed a gift for someone.

⊹ฺ Immediately starts plotting ways to talk with you and keep you around as he works.

⊹ฺ Conversation topics I think he would use: Wanting to "know more" about whoever the gift is for; your opinion on what art is; if you'd wanna try making stuff together at some point; what you use on your hair, because it always looks so nice

⊹ฺ Honestly, the longer he's around you, the more flirty he gets, but I think we all saw that coming.

⊹ฺ Deidara has the biggest grin on his face every time you come see him to have something made.

⊹ฺ Spends extra hours working on a little project as a way to confess to you; a small statue of your favorite animal/a bust of you that he gives a flustered little ramble about/ceramic flowers.

⊹ฺ At some point, he just stops accepting payment with a stupid line of "Your company is enough."

#anon request! ♡ #naruto #naruto shippuden #nartuo headcannons #naruto shippuden headcannons #naruto fluff #naruto shippuden fluff #naruto shippuden x reader #naruto shippuden x reader headcannons #naruto shippiden x reader fluff #deidara #deidara x reader #deidara x reader headcannons #deidara x reader fluff

[stelera]

InuDei Sketchdump Round 2

Both fluff and angst. Some good scenes from All or Nothing. Spoilers: Deidara thinks Inuyasha is very cute as a human.

These are the last ones on lined paper I promise. I got a mini sketchbook to bring to work after these.

#Inuyasha #Deidara #anime #manga #crossover #crackship #it's my sleepover and I get to pick the crack ship #InuDei #sketchdump #fluff #angst #blood #human Inuyasha #demon Inuyasha #we got a full mix here #There was also one fight in the series where Inuyasha was falling and everyone was flying and nobody bothered to try and catch him?! #they just let him fall?! #pissed me off #Deidara would never #he would catch him #RIP to Kagome but he's different

[ladykissingfish]

*Obito sick in bed as Deidara tidies up the room around him*

Deidara: Honestly, Uchiha … you just got over that nasty cold two weeks ago, hm. And now you’re sick again? Your immune system must be absolute garbage. And on your own birthday? Tsk.

Obito, sighing and turning over on his side: Yeah, well, you’d be surprised how poorly your body handles illness when half of it is crushed. Now go and let me sleep, huh?

Deidara: *hesitates, then sits at the edge of the bed by Obito’s head* C-can I say something to you first?

Obito: Yes?

Deidara: It’s just … I’m glad you let me see you. You, not Tobi, hm. Even if you are a red-eyes like Itachi, I’m glad that I get to know you, hm. And … well … here! *shoves a small, clumsily-wrapped package at him*

Obito: *sitting up* What’s this?

*Deidara doesn’t answer, he just blushes and looks at the floor, so Obito carefully undoes the wrapping paper*

Obito, softly: A bracelet? *turns it around in his hands and studies it* 

Deidara: Y-yeah, hm. *takes the bracelet himself and points to each individual bead* I made it myself, with clay, and then did my best to paint a scene on each bead. Like this one, this is when we captured the three-tails. And this one, that time we accidentally entered that udon eating contest and you won …

Obito: *takes the bracelet back and closely looks at each bead* I can’t believe … such detailed, intricate work on such a tiny canvas! I — wait. *pinches one particular bead between thumb and forefinger, blushing* Are … are we …

Deidara: T-that one didn’t happen yet, b-but I was hoping that m-maybe you’d want to —

Obito: *sets the bracelet down on his legs, takes Deidara’s face between his hands, and pulls him into a timid yet gentle kiss*

Deidara, redder than ever but smiling: Thank you. So, to be absolutely clear … me and you are —

Obito: *kisses Deidara again* We definitely are. *takes the bracelet and puts it on* And this is the most precious birthday present I’ve ever gotten. And the best thing about it is, unlike your other pieces, this won’t explode!

Deidara: … I never said that.

Obito: Huh?

Deidara: See this one? *points to a bead of Deidara without his arms and “Tobi” pointing and doubled over with laughter* If you ever make me angry, all I have to do is ignite that one, and your whole arm will be off. You’d do best to remember that, boyfriend. Now, I’m gonna to go get your medicine, which I trust you’ll be taking without complaint, hm.

Deidara: *kisses Obito’s forehead, then walks out*

Obito: …

#obidei #obito x deidara #HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBITO!!! #obito uchiha #deidara #feelings realization #fluff #birthday gift #love #naruto #the akatsuki

[v-67]

All the members of Akatsuki have nailpaint on.

Alright so imagine, Itachi being the badass he is, Deidara boasting about his art, Sasori being all about time time time and those tantrums

But like, all of them painting their nails, slightly carefully, applying a coat. Looking at their nails, thinking. Hmmm. Sugoi. Subarashi🤌.

And then when they see each other, they'd simply notice each other's nails and in their mind be like 🤌✨✨✨

Or like, even better.

They're in a room, and Deidara boasts about how beautiful art is, and his nails are just another example but he also wished if he could make them explosive.

And Itachi looking at them all making tantrums and being like, you know, his expression after he spoke to Naruto when he asked what would he do If Sasuke turns against the village. That little smirkish kinda reaction.

And Orochimaru looking at Itachi and just wondering if only he could have that shade. And those eyes. 🌝

Aight i'mma head out.

#i keep imagining Sasori painting the nails of his puppet and being all glam😭😭🤌✨ #naruto #anime / manga #anime aesthetic #anime #itachi #itachi fluff #sasori #orochimaru #deidara #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #random #writeblr #theirnailsreallylookfineaf