#deeznutz

[finsplurtz]

nobody’s home — choso.kamo

— dom ! male.reader x sub ! Choso Kamo

— contents : step-cest , touching w/o consent uh oh , Choso tries to tell yn to stop but gives in bc he loves the feeling , handjob , biting n hickeys , mention of virginity loss n Choso does cry abt it , does change his mind abt it nd ends up rlly liking it , praises n degrading lolll

warnings : step cest obv , maybe.. r4pe implications not sure wtv

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Choso’s mother had divorced his father and she found a boyfriend who already had a kid.

The first time they met was … interesting. He got home from hanging out with some friends, he greeted his mom and step-dad, went into the bathroom and quickly backed out closing the door.

He covered his face, he had walked in to some guy shirtless in the bathroom. He went to ask his mom and she told him that, yn, was his new younger brother.

When they saw each other after that he apologized.

“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to you know…” yn smirked checking the guy out while he wasn’t looking.

“It’s cool, we’re both guys. Nothing to be embarrassed about” He flashed a smile before leaving to his room.

Yn was younger than Choso by 3-4 years.

Choso definitely caught onto the subtle hints that yn was throwing his way. Yn would sometimes invite him to watch a movie or something, he’d get super cuddly and touchy.. like have his arm wrapped around his waist or have his hand slowly massage his thigh.

Sometimes when they’d be out yn would insist on buying Choso a drink, or even smoking together or something, but he always found a way to make it sound intimate.

Maybe Choso was going crazy.. maybe yn was just really trying to have a nice sibling bonding moment and Choso was taking it the wrong way..

Okay enough of turning yn’s offers down, he definitely just wants to be close brothers.

“Hey, ‘oso. Mom and dad wanted to ask you something” yn popped into Choso’s room and went over to sit on his bed and handed him the phone. Usually his parents called on yn’s phone, since sometimes Choso doesn’t answer cs he’s busy studying or sleeping.

“Hey hon, just wanted to let you know we won’t be home till very late! It’s our 1 year anniversary and we have a lot planned” Choso hummed while yn took whatever book Choso was reading and skimming thru it.

He sighed and put the book back. Gently pulled Choso down towards the bed and cuddled him. Choso was still listening to his mom talk and talk but he wasn’t paying attention. His heart was pounding in his chest.

yn had his leg over Choso’s waist and arm over his chest. Choso could feel yn’s warm breath on his neck, his lips were an inch away from Cho’s skin.

Finally his mom ended the call and Choso was frozen.

“…uh…here’s your phone..” He said.

“Just put it on the counter or something” yn said in a low voice right under Choso’s ear. “….what are u doing”

“…nobody’s home, oso..~” Choso could practically hear yn’s smirk.

“Have you ever touched a guy..?” his hand gently massaged over Choso’s chest.

“…n-no…yn I- I don’t think this is…” Choso pushed yn’s arm away and managed to sit up.

“Mm..awww cmon.. we’re alone, nobody can walk in on us..” yn looked at his half brother with low eyes.

“S..still it’s just..w-wrong—“ Choso flinched when he felt yn tightly wrap his arm around Choso’s waist to keep him from squirming and dug his hands into Choso’s pants.

“y-yn..?! S..stop I don’t…!” His breath hitched when yn began to stroke him. Choso’s nails were digging into yn’s arm trying to squirm away or something. yn rested his chin on his brother’s shoulder and continued to fap him.

“Ngh..! Mhhnn…~ s….stop..” Choso was panting and subconsciously grinding his hips into his brothers hand. He threw his head back exposing his neck, yn saw the opportunity and began to kiss and suck on Choso’s pale skin.

“Ahh~ f..fuck…~” Choso’s grip on yn’s arm loosened and he brought one hand up to cover his mouth.

“See…you love it, don’t you…~” yn whispered into the ravenette’s ear. Choso just whined, he didn’t really care anymore. Plus yn had a point, nobody would ever catch them doing this. It’s not like they were even related…

yn sped up his pace and stroked faster while sinking his sharp teeth into Choso’s neck.

“Ah- ah I’m gonna c..come—“ Choso gasped and grabbed onto yn’s hair tightly as he came and made a mess in his briefs. “Fuuuckk…s..so good~” He whimpered as his dick twitched in yn’s hand.

yn slid his arm off Choso’s waist and pulled his pants off along with his underwear. He easily lied him down on the bed and used the finger that had his cum on it to finger him.

“..nnnyooo…d..don’t….” Choso was too dizzy to put up a fight anymore. He just let out more moans and cries when yn found his prostate and massaged his fingers over it.

yn stroked himself, he loved the view. Choso’s pretty little hole being slowly opened by his fingers, just ready to take his cock..

yn pulls his fingers out and quickly pushed himself into Choso earning a gasp and whine from him.

“S-shit..! Y..you…” Choso felt tears welling up in his eyes, he wasn’t sure how to feel….

yn noticed and rolled his eyes. He leaned down to kiss Choso’s cheek.

“Don’t worry….your brother is gonna make you feel good..~” Choso blushed and screamed when said brother began to roughly thrust into him hitting him right in his g spot.

“UGHN-! F-FUCK TOO MUCH..!”Choso felt a tad bit overstimulated, but fuck did it feel good.

“Aww..look at you just taking my cock so well, hm?~ you love it…you love how well your little brother stuffs you, don’t you, prince..~” Choso moaned at yn’s dirty talk, he was so into this. He loved every second of this and he didn’t want it to ever stop.

“Right, Choso..?” He loved how his name sounded in yn’s mouth, he let out a slutty moan and smiled as best as he could.

“Mm..hm..~!” yn smirked and began to kiss Choso’s shoulder and back.

“Such a good little slut..” yn felt himself get close and stuttered in his thrusts.

Choso felt his second orgasm nearing, he gripped the sheets and stuck his tongue out, rolling his eyes back.

“You’re all mine…my stupid toy..just for me to fuck, m…mkay..~?” Yn said into Choso’s ears pushing him over the edge.

“Mhnn-!!” Choso bit his tongue as he came one more time making a mess of his sheets. A smile creeped on his face at the feeling of yn’s hot semen coat his warm mushy walls in white.

They were both catching their breaths and yn sat up and slick his hair back looking at the art he ..

“……I…I’m sorry, cho’…” He pulled out and turned Choso on his back who just looked at him. Choso had drool and tear stains on his face, his lips red from biting them.

“I’m…so sorry..” The regret sitting in the pit of yn’s stomach. It quickly left when Choso pulled him down by his neck into a warm embrace.

“..’m your stupid toy…” Choso whispered smiling to himself. He didn’t regret this.

Yn sighed and returned the hug.

“..sure”

a/n ; I’ve always hated anything like step cest or inc*st it’s yuck but idk Choso being so big brother n shi kinda possessed me into writing this sorry xx

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[hissingbonehead]

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[svft-devil]

loll fits perfectly

and now, emergenc- i mean- paimon❤

❤

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[gangler]

In this movie, one of the space guys is telling a story to the other space cadets.

And he mentions grabbing "A handful of yuroardor" and throwing it at the beast.

Other cadet is like "Could you repeat that?"

"Yeah, I grabbed a handful of yuroardur and threw it at the beast."

"What's yuroardur?"

"I'll have a burger and large fries."

#This movie is from 1966 #Wonder how long people have been telling that joke? #Updog #Deeznutz

[merymikey]

No but like,,,,, what of I shift as a Madrigal (but myself and on Pepa's side of the family bc I look like them mainly also making myself Camilo's twin bc I can) and I just kinda let it pick my gift for me bc Idk what gift I would have

I' mad smart ong

Omg @ducky-is-dead-inside look

show them the true nature of a gen z

#imagine saying a deeznutz joke on them #🍨.merymikey #🍓.txt #🐶.merytalks #🐻‍❄️.{ iisaabelaa }

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[minkyungseokie]

That's My Girl || Charlie Bushnell

synopsis; charlie is proud of his girlfriend who happens to be red bull's golden girl

warnings; none

note; reqeuested

fc; Amna Al Qubaisi

note2; I decided to use Amna Al Qubaisi, who's RB's Academy driver and is Emirati

I know it says academy. It's all I could find. Let me live 😭😭

To everyone who's requested a Smau, I'll get them out as soon as I can. This is my first smau, so it's not as good as I want it to be and it's not funny

Main Masterlist | Actor Masterlist | Charlie Masterlist

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redbullracing and ynln1

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ynln1 Thank you to everyone who watched and supported me during the F2 Bahrain GP! I hope I made it worth your time ;)

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userz Mini Max Verstappen

maxverstappen1 congrats, kleine zus* ❤️ by author ⤷ynln1 Thank you أَخِي الْكَبِير!** ⤷usert @/maxverstappen1 the way they call each other little sister and big brother 😭 ⤷userf @usert Ikr!! It's so cute!

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userdeez since when was Y/n dating Luke ⤷youeb @userdeez who the fuck is Luke ⤷jobelubr @youeb his name isn't Luke. It's charlie bushnell. he plays Luke in the pjo show

ynln1

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havehd god, she's so beautiful 😍

noobsucker do you need a dog? I can be a very convincing dog!! ⤷cxckslobber @/noobsucker Girl... ⤷noobsucker What?

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tagged: ynln1

hgad Lord, when will it be my turn?

ynln I love you! ⤷iamcharliebushnell I love you too ❤️ by author

ynln Wait, who took these? ⤷dior.n.goodjohn I did and that would be know if SOMEONE gave me photo credits ⤷iamcharliebushnell @/dior.n.goodjohn Photo creds to Dior or whatever 🙄

walker.scobell your girlfriend is cooler than you ⤷iamcharliebushnell @/walker.scobell I can't even argue with that ⤷ynln1 @iamcharliebushnell You better not disagree with that

gooesd If you look close enough, you'll see me lying on the track in the back

Deeznutz They look so good togther ⤷adicktion @/deeznutz learn to spell, fuckwad ⤷deeznutz @/adicktion leave me the fuck alone, Janice

ynln1 and iamcharliebushnell

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ynln1 Yeah, my boyfriend's pretty cool but he's not as cool as me. Cause I'm an Emirati baby

dior.n.goodjohn charlie, I'm stealing your girlfriend 🤤 ⤷ iamcharliebushnell no, you're not ⤷ ynln1 I'm all yours, Dior ⤷ iamcharliebushnell What?

walker.scobell Yep, so much cooler than Charlie

hornyidot the third picture 🤤

landonorris I think he's much cooler than you ⤷ynln1 No one asked you, Norizz ⤷landonorris I-- ⤷danielricciardo I taught you well, Y/n

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[guess-how-i-stole-this-body]

Willy Stamper killing someone over a deeznutz joke

#dndads #dungeons and daddies

[headknight-oh]

Palame-deeznutz Sextus

That’s it that’s the post

#throws this into the abyss #tlt #the locked tomb #palamedes sextus #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth

[tighnarly]

Kaeya And Children Head Canons

Trigger warnings: Mention of past trauma, name calling

Kaeya wants kids but he always tells you it's to out do Diluc. He knows Diluc wants a whole bunch of kids and Kaeya says he just want to one up Diluc by having more and first.

The real reason is that he wants to have a perfect mixture of you and him to live on in the world.

Plus kids are cute.

It doesn’t hurt that it would also solidify it to the rest of Mondstadt that he would not be fathering their children or grandchildren.

or at least, that's what he'd hope.

The first time you get pregnant, Kaeya doesn't know what to do. He doesn't have much experience around pregnant people or kids in general.

It becomes an experiment for him, one he can't mask his way through.

Late nights finds him with a candle and parenting books Lisa gave him.

He eventually gets into the swing of things and becomes the best father to be. Always there to help you and soothe you through it all.

When your first son is born Kaeya feels the last chip of belonging fall, this is the family that he was meant to find, just like the Ragnvindrs were when he was a child.

He vows to protect you both with his life.

And then it's like a switch is flipped and Kaeya just wants more.

Four more to be exact.

Each one sends your life into more and more comfortable chaos. Each of your kids pick up the gremlin traits of their father making them lovable little troublemakers.

Kaeya gets all of them to call Diluc Uncle Deeznutz or Uncle Diluc-at-these-nutz. Diluc hates it as much as he loves his four nephews and one niece. All of them are spoiled by him too despite the nicknames.

The kids all grow up being spoiled not only by their uncle and parents but by the Knights as well. No one can help but want to love your kids and you. They're all so happy that Kaeya has you all.

And so are you. Kaeya is an amazing dad even if he is a little shit sometimes and you're kids are just like their dad minus the trauma of course.

You're all one big happy family.

#kaeya x reader #kaeya x you #kaeya x y/n #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #genshin headcanons

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[cinamun]

It’s “@deeznutz” and “@ucantaffordme” for me 😂 we are in for a RIDE with the twins! Dira is a FIREBALL! She’s the real sassy savage!

Yo... y'all pls stay tuned because I already rage quit this game twice thanks to BOFFUM!

#story stuff

[lightenupcowboy]

Thank you for tagging me @they-are-separate-things!!

rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten ppl (tag as many as you like if you ask me)

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[ursifors]

jesus christ this man. now hes named a gulpin deeznutz asdfghjkl

less bad then fleshlight imo

#ask #Anonymous

[merymikey]

OH YEAH I FINISHED THAT SCRIPT FOR ENCANTO

OAJSJEJSJ WHAT YOU GON DO WHEN YOU FINALLY SHIFT????

#say deeznutz joke to them pls istg you'll love their reactions #jokes* #🍨.merymikey #🍓.txt #🐶.merytalks #🐻‍❄️.{ iisaabelaa }

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