spy x family penguins please and thank you!
That was quick!
Inspired by one of the special episodes of Spy X Family where they go to the aquarium, and part of my Ian and Yassen raise Alex series. Ian is trying to have a nice day out with his family, but gets roped in to try and prevent an information exchange, ends up stealing a penguin. Yassen is aware of what's going on, but is absolutely not helping because Ian missed their anniversary dinner and he's petty.
Here's a snippet -
“Whatever you want, the answer is no.” He said, handing over a few coins for a copy of the Guardian. Sitting down to read a newspaper was a luxury he’d long since sacrificed, getting most of his important news rather directly from morning briefings. However Ian Rider, mild-mannered banker, was just the sort of mildly left-of-centre culture-focused guardian reader type, and he made a point of buying one every now and then.
“Good morning to you as well, Rider.” Crawley greeted in his usual flat, sombre tone. “Might I ask you to at least hear us out?”
“It better be good.” He warned, glancing behind him as he heard giggling, to see Alex climbing over Yassen’s shoulders, trying to escape his hold with a grin on his face.
“Ee-an! Yassen said if I’m bad he’s gonna feed me to a shark!” Alex protested, shrieking in delight as Yassen pretended to take a chomp out of his belly, and he couldn’t help the smile that softened the hard, displeased line of his mouth.
“See, we’ve got to go feed Alex to a shark, I’m busy. Family day. I’m sure my contract must say I’m entitled to those, right?” Ian prodded, annoyance seeping back into his voice.
Edit: this made it out of wip hell!
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I ❤️ self-loathing characters, characters who struggle with monstrosity (either fearing or embracing it), characters who are so lonely, who have a gaping hole in their chest, who bottle up & repress their feelings, who claw their way up & have ambitions, who fall down & lose everything, who search for identity & purpose yet can’t see themselves outside of what others want from or expect of them, who are hurt & hurt others, who long & grieve, who lie & pretend. characters who are messy & flawed & human
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hi does anyone else think about april throwing herself over leo to shield him in the shredder strikes back despite having no weapons no way to defend herself and probably assuming she was going to die. does anyone think about that all the time. every day. uncontrollably
[ID: Digital fanart of Ninja Turtles 2003 depicting a scene from The Shredder Strikes Back part 2. April kneels over an injured Leo, cradling his head and looking back over her shoulder to snarl viciously at the camera, though there is obvious fear in her eyes. Her hair has partially fallen out of her bun, the loose strands sticking to her face with sweat. She has a cut on her cheek. Only a portion of Leo’s face can be seen from behind her shoulder. He looks up at her with a sad, pained expression. He has a swollen, bloody shiner in addition to other cuts and bruises on the rest of his body. They are on the wooden floor of a dark attic. End ID.]
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So. I drew that “Arthur’s fished out of the lake” au of mine
edit: yes I know that boats like that likely wouldn’t fish on a lake, and that where avalon should be isn’t really a lake anymore - I promise I know this 😂 - the imagery of Arthur being fished out of a lake in a net was just too hilariously powerful 😂
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X
Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
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