#dead in a week

[mrliverboy]

Me when aneurin barnard 😍😍😍

#citadel #dead in a week #dead in a week (or your money back) #1899 #1899 Netflix #the goldfinch #tgf #boris pavlikovsky #boris #aneurin barnard

[hunterb666]

Is it just me or was Aneurin Barnard really born to look like a Lana Del Rey's Song? 👀💗

#aneurin barnard #1899 netflix #the white queen #we'll take manhattan #war and peace #the goldfinch #barkskins #moonfleet #dead in a week #interlude in prague #richard iii #richard duke of gloucester #daniel solace #david bailey #boris pavlikovsky #boris drubetskoy #wolfgang amadeus mozart #hamish goames #William #john trenchard

[jackctslut]

If a costuming department is gonna do anything it’s put Anuerin Barnard in a popped collar.

#although I’m willing to bet he pops the collar himself #they didn’t do it with Hamish but he had the popped collar energy anyway #also it was the 1600s #Anuerin Barnard #the goldfinch #boris pavlikovsky #1899 series #1899 netflix #Daniel solace #dead in a week #William Morrison #dead in a week or your money back

[nenenenely]

Does A.B know that there are more clothes than coats?? xDDDDD

#aneurin barnard #1899 netflix #1899 #the goldfinch #dead in a week

[j-exclamationmark-l]

Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back) is the best movie I've seen in a long time. I'm shocked how good this is. I'm literally stunned I've never heard of this before. I'm not done with it yet but I can't imagine it can go downhill from here.

#dead in a week #dead in a week or your money back #aneurin barnard #its not even just him though he shines in this #the writing is so good #and i love things that take the romance out of suicide #it's just the perfect blend of heavy and serious to ridiculous and funny #im legit laughing out loud

[nenayaquisieras]

my brain is saying 141 with a reader that sees dead people. like they notice how respectful she is to the dead. when she kills she moves the bodies, sometimes says a small prayer to herself. they see her looking at things that aren’t there. “Did you see that? Never mind.” or she mentions she feels something weird in the air, or something wrong. talks to the team about the sleep paralysis she gets, always leaving out the grayish dark figure that accompanies her on those nights.

She’s never told anyone until she got drunk enough to were she’s literally laughing saying

“oh yea i see dead people.” And the guys obv think she’s joking and egg her on about said dead people she sees. but then she tells them about the entities that follow them, the people they’ve killed, always following them around. some are very angry, she feels their malicious intentions. ends up describing them in grave detail, they way they looked, what they wore, the last words they spoke before her teammates pulled the trigger. Something that only THEY would know.

“oh man, let me tell you about Gilbert my sleep paralysis demon. I swear he’s been visiting me more and more recently.”

#I really love the idea of a reader that sees the dead #That sees the dead that surrounds their teammates #one time she asked Ghost about why there’s always a child following him around #didn’t talk to her for a week 😭 #price still refused to believe that she sees dead people even though she described a close friend of his that died in battle #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #john soap mactavish #cod #call of duty #cod mw2

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[f0x-gl0ves]

Sadie adler moment

#art #ive been sick for like almost 3 weeks an rdr2 has been my friend #i just love her #drawing #illustration #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 fanart #rdr2 art #sadie adler #fanart #my art

[faerycross]

*sirius and remus are debating intensely*

sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs

remus: wanna bet on it?

sirius: sure

*a few days later*

james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing

sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?

remus: i told him regulus would love it

sirius: where is he anyway?

regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*

#i'm getting my belly button pierced in 2 weeks #consider this my celebratory post #also i'm a “james potter has a belly button piercing” truther #incorrect wolfstar quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #wolfstar #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards

[hughmanbean]

Loving Threats

Inspired by a song and its remake. But I am trash at syncing lyrics to storybeats.

Danny and Jason met in the ghost zone when Jason was dead, but he forgot it all coming back to life. When the two of them were together, they went through the entire song and dance (literally) of asking each other out.

I'm serious. There were like 10 different musical scenes with varying themes. It was Fenton Romance at its finest. And Jason's old school romance heart was certainly played a large part too.

It was their love language. Dramatic acts, vague threats and all.

Post revival and reconnection with the Batfam, Jason spots a familiar face. A flood of memories wash through him, and with it a bout of giddiness. Though he's currently dressed as Red Hood, Danny'll be able to tell who he is and keep quiet. Just have to greet him in a way that he'll recognize.

---

Danny is out taking the kids for a walk. Dan was grumpy since he wasn't allowed any ecto chips, for both his health and as punishment for severely beating a guy who tried to mug Danny without permission yesterday. Ellie is quite cheerful, since she's going to visit the Crocodile and Zombie sewer-dudes when Danny's not looking.

All of a sudden, Red Hood, casually wielding a gun, approaches Danny. He makes an overly familiar gesture, wrapping an arm sideways around Danny's waist. He whistles under the hood, a faint green glow from the white eyespaces.

"Well who do we have here? You look half dead, honey."

Danny looked at him. Horrible pick up line? Check? Thin veneer of confidence? Check. Zero self control around Danny? Check.

Jason. The rancid ecto signature is new, though. Honestly, not surprised he's a crime lord now.

"Well, you know how it is. The kids have been running me ragged. And you sure haven't been any help."

Danny puts on an innocent smile. Jason sidles closer. A few bystanders watch them with varied expressions.

"Well you don't need to worry about that now. How about you and I go somewhere more private?"

---

"A crime boss, huh?"

Dan is raiding the fridge. Ellie is watching a fight on TV.

"It was a... necessary step. I promise I would've visited you sooner if I had known."

"It's fine. What else happened while you were gone?"

"Well..."

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #The Drama Kid Jason #Meets Commit To The Bit Danny #de aged ellie #de aged dan #danny is mama #dead on main #Jason sees Danny and goes for it no hesitation #I want to make this work but I am struggling #I had this in my drafts for two whole weeks #Basic gist/outline was Jason greeting Danny and Danny reciprocating #While everyone else saw it as Jason losing a bit of sanity around Danny - Batfam #Or the Red Hood coercing a civilian to date him using his kids as bargaining chips - Other #misunderstanding

[ruushes]

not dead not alive but a secret third thing

#dragon age #dao #my ocs #ailill mahariel #my special little guy who is dead #iirc the Lore says the blight as a disease varies wrt effects #so i think it's feasible my weak and sickly victorian orphan of a man could have begun ghoulification in like a week #anyway. wardens can have a little tapetum lucidum as a treat #also shoutout to the person who tagged my last post w them ‘GOTH ELF GOTH ELF GOTH ELF’ u understand my vision #like this feels very Edgy OC TM but you know what I’m leaning into it I’m embracing it #my art

[lieu-rey]

it's so jov(i)er

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #omg im posting again<3 #also yes im making the same live reaction joke whatever suck my ass #ive been meaning to post this shit for weeks #my art

[miss-daisy-the-wildflower]

Friendly reminder that James never thought any of his bestfriends was the spy.

James never believed it when Mad-eye made comments about Sirius falling in with the wrong crowd just because of his family name.

James never believed it when Mary started suggesting Remus, the same Remus that used to cry when he'd hurt an animal during the full moon, he would never willing hurt any of them.

And James certainly never believed Dorcas when she wrote in her last letter that Peter was the spy. Peter was one of his longest closest friends, one of the only people left that he'd had since his childhood. Peter wouldn't do that to James, not after everything they'd been through....right?

#marauders #dead gay wizards #hp #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #wolfstar #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #dorcas meadowes #mary macdonald #only one of them was right #and she died two weeks after she sent that letter

[nenenenely]

After watching a lot of shows and movies in which Barnard played, I realized that all his characters have loves and/or mental's issues.

I will write all his works i have watched so far. Feel free to add those i haven't watched yet

⚠️Warning: may be content spoilers!!! ⚠️

MOVIES

1. Ironclad. Guy, the squire. Poor thing, he has a virgin face. No sorry 🤣🤣🤣.

2. Citadel. His wife gets kill in front of him and raises his baby girl by himself

3. Mary, Queen of Scots. Darnley gives a boy to Mary and ends up dying from an illness

4. Trap for cinderella. Jake has an off and on relationship with the MC

5. The thruth about Emmanuel. Claude is a nice guy but his gf has some issues

6. Dunkirk. Gibson ends up dying. No love

7. Interlude in prague. Mozart has an affair with Zuzanna who ends up being killed by her fiancé

8. Dead in a week (or your money back). William wants to die but at the end got a gf. This is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. The Goldfinch. Boris is in love with Theo but ends up being nothing 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻.

10. We'll take Manhattan. David has an affair with his colleague.

11. The Scandalous Lady W. Bisset has an "affair" with Lady W, her husband knows, but breaks up with her bc cannot marry her, so he leaves her and daughter to remarry

SHOWS

1. The White Queen. Richard gets married and has a child but his wife Anne dies and he follows her months later.

2. Thirteen. His gf gots kidnapped and 13 years later, she breaks away free from her kidnapper. Tim still loves her but he is married 😂😂

3. War and peace. He has an affair with a married woman

4. SS-GB. We don't know anything about his private life

5. The Pact. He sleeps with an underage 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻(she wears an uniform, so she goes to HS). She got pregnant and kills him for being an asshole

6. 1899. Daniel has to watch as his wife falls in love with another man 😂😂😂

7. The catch. Ryan wants to kill his gf's father bc her father and navy friends kill accidentally Ryan's dad. He says It was love at first sight

In conclusion: Barnard, are u ok?? Wanna talk or something, sweetie??

#aneurin barnard #richard iii #the white queen #1899 netflix #1899 #daniel solace #interlude in prague #dead in a week #the pact #war & peace #war and peace 2016 #we'll take manhattan #citadel #ironclad #mary queen of scots #the goldfinch

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.

Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.

His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.

He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.

In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.

His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.

And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.

Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.

He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).

Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.

Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.

Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.

Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)

No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.

Tim was a villain!

At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.

Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #brain dead #deadtired #danny phantom #danny fenton #tim drake #red robin #yum #red robin dc #danny: i love my villian boyfriend #imagine when tim finds out #imagine when tims FRIENDS find out they'll never stop teasing him #batman #does danny assume the reast of the waynes are villians too? #danny tells Tim about Phantom after they had been dating for a few months and they've said thier first I Love Yous #sorry ive been gone for like a week ive been having A Time #stressed #some people find cloning immoral even if its just body parts so idk #tim is probably hiding danny from the bats in this lmao #i got a new phone #and it has spell check! can you tell? lmao

[strange-aeons]

just wanted to let you know that i have been binging your videos with my boyfriend to introduce him to tumblr/ fandom culture and it has been very fun. thank u <3

Anon no!!! Do you have any idea how dangerous tumblr is for your boyfriend right now?

#that meme might be dead in another week #but I will miss it