Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.
He is, however, very opinionated.
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This is what it’s like asking my oldest younger brother to hang. Never works.
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Bruce, ending a JL meeting: Superman and I will discuss this further
Hal, teasing: lol, are you two going to fuck
Bruce, deadpan: yeah we are, what about it
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Look at my art boy. This was for the superbat zine last year hehe (was busy with college, so i didnt get a chance to post it TT)
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Texts From Superheroes
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*Dick witnesses a house get robbed and Bruce wants in on the case so Dick takes him to show him the house*
Bruce: All right, which one?
Dick: That one.
Bruce: Yeah? Well that’s a stupid house to rob.
Dick: Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get a hold of the burglar’s number. You can call. Tell him how disappointed you are.
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Stakeout
or,
Do Not Give The White Boy the Aux, He's Going To Play Electro Swing All Night
(art from 2021)
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silliness
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bruce: i’ve decided i need a break
tim: yeah right, and i’ve decided i actually DO have a spleen, stop playing with alfred’s feelings like that :/
bruce: no, tim, i am legitimately taking a- what do you mean you don’t have a spleen?
tim: oh so NOW you listen
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day job?
masterlist
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The Batfam but as my stupidest injuries
Bruce: broke his nose playing blindfolded hide and seek with the kids
Dick: under estimated how close a tree was and cartwheeled directly into it
Jason: dropped a medicine ball weight directly on his head while doing squats and got a concussion
Tim: fell all the way down a staircase while running to see a cat
Damian: cut his face open on a rusty swingset after a trick gone wrong
Duke: badly sprained his ankle, jumping off something on a dare
Cass: fell off scaffolding set piece during a performance
Barbara: burnt her hand making bacon when someone else accidentally hit the pan
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Tim/Kon being a peak ship except every few days they realize they’re acting too much like Bruce and Clark and have to ditch the relationship until they can look at each other again without flinching.
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any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!
the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…
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