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ushisroa · 9 months
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warnings ; 18+ , nsfw content , pantysniffing , ur fav is a pervert bc i said so
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nasty mfs who can’t get enough of you…
he’s fantasizing about the next time he’ll have you beneath him , thinking of your voice , how much you whine for him , how well you take him & everything he wants to do to you. but it still isn’t enough for him, he needs something to feel and smell off of you right now but you’re out on an errand. what’s the next best thing?… your underwear. he feels awful but he can’t help it, he picks them straight out of the laundry and puts them right to his face. your leftover slick glistening on your underwear , teasing him almost. pressing his tongue against it , he whines instantaneously tasting traces of you leftover and desperately palms a hand over his hardening cock in his underwear. huffing a breath , he pulls his cock out slowly, beads of pre cum sitting on the head.. fuck he’s leaking. pressing your underwear right against his face , his breath hot and heavy as he takes in the smell of you and begins fisting his cock .. hand slowly skimming over his tip as he rolls it back and forth under his hand almost humping it. his skin hot and blistering to the touch, sweat rolling down his back and suddenly everything feels too sticky and all too much as he releases. legs clenching together and his hand fucking himself through his orgasm, tongue lolling out and eyes hitting the back of his skull. you left him alone…. what else was he supposed to do ?
- SIMON “GHOST” RILEY , KONIG , reiner braun , EREN YAEGER (horny bastard isn’t even ashamed) , jean kirstein (wouldn’t be suprised) , armin arlert (he’s a closet pervert ik it) JOSEPH JOESTAR , MISTA GUIDO , jean pierre polnareff, bokuto koutaro, kuroo testuro, hinata shoyou, ATSUMU MIYA (he’s a slut) , GOHAN , son goku, KAKASHI HATAKE , naruto uzumaki , shikamaru nara & any of your other favs
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falling-heights · 1 year
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Hey 👋 I’m new at your blog 😊, can you please write about possessive Yandere Frieza with human pregnant reader that run away 🏃‍♀️💨( make dark as possible 🙏) as actual story-telling format. ( please and thank you 🥰)
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Warnings: blood, violence, death, abuse, choking, kidnapping, themes of prey/predator complex, obsessive behavior
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You writhed on the floor, tangling yourself in a cocoon of chains that wound tighter every second you continued to squirm. They bound your arms, your legs, around your neck... into your stomache. You couldn't move, you couldnt breathe, every moment that passed grew more and more severe.
But the struggle never ended. You continued to contort and twist despite the pain. Despite the futility of your efforts.
But why? 
Why couldnt you just quit? 
Why make it worse? 
It was simple.
Because none of the pain or discomfort you felt now could compare to how that devil would make you feel if you didn't.
Things, soldiers you couldn't recognise hovered around you. They tied and held you down like some kind of wild animal. An animal drowning in its blood and the blood of others. A creature so coated in red, one could hardly identify it as human anymore.
Perhaps it was fitting, then. To be held down by chains like some orphaned pet. Fit to writhe around like some poor sodden worm. Perhaps that's what had become of you. 
A new demon was forming inside you. Something unwanted, something as evil as its sire. It had yet to breathe, hardly even developed, but you knew it was cursed to be just as cruel as its father. 
"Well, well..." You froze, breathed hitched in a rigid gasp. A small chuckle responded, amused by your frightened response. Face pressed into a red puddle, you couldnt see him, but felt his presence. The soldiers felt it too. Commanding and dreadful. His presence boded death wherever it went. "It seems a little mouse got caught in a trap." 
No steps followed his words, but you felt something trail along your spine, slithering between each ridge. It slid down to your chin, lifting your face up. the chains made the angle uncomfortable, forcing a stifled groan to crawl out of your throat. 
Seething, blood foamed between your teeth, running down the corners of your mouth. It ran down to his tail, and he visibly grimaced in disgust at blood dirtying him. His calm demeanor quickly soured, and his eyes reflected extreme distate. His tail coiled around your neck tightly, and swiftly dragged you up level to him. Frieza hovered inches above the floor, not daring to muddy himself over the mess.
Air quickly escaped you as his grip tightened on your throat. He smiled cruelly, humming in satisfaction at you. Leaning forward, a hand gripped your jaw, tilting your face from one side to the other, inspecting each feature carefully. 
"Did you enjoy this game, little mouse?" The hand withdrew eventually, and his hands folded neatly behind his back. "Tell me, was it entertaining for you? Have you had enough fun yet?"
His eyes trailed to the bodies that lay mauled around him. So much blood, all for you, for this 'game', as he put it. As though you couldn't be more humiliated. This was just a little bout to him, perhaps a tantrum from a child needing a proper reprimand. His eyes led to your gut, and his eyes twitched. 
"Explain this." For a moment, your heart dropped. He was even speaking to you at this point, but the sudden change in tone was eerie. The voice was stark, barren. His smile was gone. For fear of a reaction, you remained silent, only voicing a few disgruntled wheezes from the tight appendage wrapped around your neck. What he was referring to, you were unaware.
"L-lord Frieza, she fell when we-"
"Fell?" They quickly stopped what they were saying, visibly stiff in their stance. "She fell? Is that what you mean to say happened?"
Ah. There must have been a cut, a gash, something along your skin. The two men had been less than gentle, and it must have left a mark. It was more of a blur, the initial struggle to break free, but you remembered their boots digging rather harshly into your frame before chains took their place. Perhaps they hadnt considered your fragility. 
"It seems I've made a mistake, my dear." His tail lowered your frame back onto the floor gently. Finally, proper air could reach your lungs. You were left coughing face down on the floor. A red flash reflected in the blood along the floor. A body fell next to you as you continued to struggle for oxygen, splashing more blood onto your coated body. The other man's cries were futile, and cut short. Another flash, followed by another body collapsing, lifeless, filled with fear just moments before. "It would appear I was a fool for thinking these men could handle something this simple. Do forgive me, mouse."
He then noticed your slumped over body, and your heavy breathing. A small smile crept back to his face. "Oh my, you've overdone it this time. That won't do."
"My lord..." A meek voice called his attention at the doorway. Annoyed by the disturbance, Frieza simply stared at the soldier, awaiting the rest of his words. "What should we do with her?"
He thought for a moment, staring at your body, laying in a thick layer of blood and bodily fluid, contemplating what he ought to do with you. This little endeavor of yours was more of a hassle than he would have prefered. Playing cat and mouse can be fun at times, but disobedience, he had little tolerance for. Had it been anyone else, he wouldn't have ever thought to bother with. They would not have survived the attempt.
But he couldn't seem to help himself. Something about your terror amused him in a strange sort of endearing way. You were his favorite pet, his prized trophy. He couldn't let something so shiny just slip away, now could he?
Especially now that he knows of your predicament. No, no. That wouldn't do at all. A child, an heir to inherit the universe, and a queen for him to claim. What good could ever come of letting you go?
"Clean her. And bring her to my quarters once she is sufficiently... sanitary." He drifted to the doorway, glancing once more at his dearly beloved pet. Such a meek little mouse. Poor thing, caught in a trap. Such a tragic little soul. His eyes flashed down unto the soldier with icy furor. "And do be careful. I would hate to make this trip any more messy."
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teenandbeyond · 2 years
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Think that I could request Gohan relationship headcanons with someone who’s super shy and docile? Thanks in advance!
Gohan x Shy. Reader Headcanons
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I was surprised by the request, since usually saiyan-blooded beings go for fiery beings, but I like this twist. Edit: Lol, made the reader shy with random spurts of fieriness, couldn't help it oops Edit 2: Btw y'all know I separate SFW from NSFW for people who might only want innocent stuff or don't like sexual stuff, right? If not, now you know.
Want more from me? Masterlist 2
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👓Studious👓 (DBZ or Dragonball Z)
Warning(s): SFW and NSFW
Let's just say it's...interesting to have a boyfriend who's half alien.
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Gohan loves how shy you are
It's so cute
You've mostly gotten used to little pecks on the cheek or temple
But anything in public and your body gets all hot
Sometimes he'll feed you, just to get the reaction you always give
Slight embarrassment
But he never fully embarrassed you from anything...only a smidge
You often think he hides sadism under that smile of his
During study sessions more often than not, he'll pull you into his lap while he works
Then came time to meet the family, you were nervous and he was dreading it.
Chichi was nice...intimidating at first...mom jitters, ya know?
But she found you pretty adorable and just interrogated you about your academic abilities, overall nice
Goten broke through your shell of shyness, he was too adorable to not indulge him, besides he was a kid, so he wasn't as intimidating.
Then Goku came home
Well...crashing through a window...but he was home.
No one but you seemed surprised, Chichi was just annoyed.
Your head snapped to Gohan, "This is...normal?"
Goku intimidated you by the middle of dinner when you witnessed how much food he could eat. He kind of teased your quietness, too.
You thought his kindness must have been an act, he must be an evil human black hole or something. No human eats food like that.
Turns out Gohan eats like that too, you supposed he hadn't eaten around you before.
Oh...He's not human? Neither is Gohan completely?
Cue Gohan apologizing for not saying anything sooner or not really planning to until the window thing that couldn't be easily explained.
And you being interested if he had any powers, him saying he wasn't really into fighting as much...only for him to cave and fly with you when he saw your disappointed face.
He might have to take you flying again, your eyes were filled with so much wonder and he got a joyful laugh out of you.
Because you were shy, you hadn't kissed yet.
Seeing Gohan with a girl might have made you a little jealous though...and you might've impulsively kissed him.
Only to hide away in his chest after.
Wait...he wanted to do it again?
At least on dates, he was mutually shy, so you felt a little better
He took great care of you.
Taking care of you when sick or hurt.
Helping you out with your own studies.
Making things together.
Dancing, sometimes in the rain.
And giving you all the affection in the world.
Even though half of it flustered you.
You were absolutely burning when you cuddled.
Or when a kiss got heated for the first time.
And he swears when you stood up for him in front of his family and friends and that unknown fiery part of you came out full force for the first time...
He'd already wanted to marry you, but sheesh, have kids with him, too
He could only smile when you stopped and the fire sizzled out, hiding in his chest away from the wide eyes.
Your occasional spurts of fire really excite the Saiyan part of him.
And oh, did he find you adorable in his clothes
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Was it mentioned how much he loved your shyness?
It's even cuter behind closed doors in his room
When you look away from his bare chest.
All the little sounds you make and when you try to hide your face.
He likes the power that you let him have.
Sometimes the change in personality overwhelms you in the best of ways.
The first time you decided to go all the way was risky, he was in the process of getting his own place but still lived at home. Chichi was away for errands but got back sooner than he planned. Didn't stop him though, he just told you to keep quiet while he answered her questions from the other side of the locked door to make her go away.
He liked kissing your neck, leaving marks of claim behind.
More often than not he wasn't traditional with the position.
Anything that let him see your face and how expressive it was fine, though.
He preferred to sit with you on his lap.
Surprisingly Gohan can get primal if in a certain mood.
Without those glasses in the way, his bare face seems much more carnal.
But putting aside shyness you find it much more attractive when he has them on, you can't explain it.
He also likes when you dress up in cute outfits.
He can also be evil and make you memorize test questions this way. But hey, you remember the answers!... And the...memorization methods...
Okay...maybe he's a little sadist-y
But he's still very caring and prioritizes your needs first.
But due to your submissive nature, you prefer him to take control
To embarrass you, occasionally he'll surprise you and put you in the position of control. He does his best not to coo when you stutter out demands, but you never last long before relinquishing control to him.
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birdantlers · 2 years
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I unintentionally rewatched some of the demon king arc the other day and it made me want to write out my headcanons for why daimao and young piccolo are Like That. Why in god's name I decided to handwrite this and not just type it evades me. sorry
Anyway TLDR . Not enough soul/consciousness/whatever for growing a body=fucked up dragon thing lol. Like video game files getting messed up bc of missing code or whatever,, I'm full of analogies today. I love taking obvious retcons and inconsistencies and gluing them into canon anyway
Name is a direct Beowulf reference
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I figured this word would fit pretty well since Beowulf is also a story about demons periodically breaking into a stronghold in the middle of nowhere and eating a bunch of people lol. And with the "border crosser" translation, I imagine fissions would spend a lot of their time wandering around in the wilderness either waiting for victims or because they just can't go anywhere populated bc they'll be clocked instantly lol
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saiyansimp · 10 months
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When tutoring Gohan proves to be a bit boring, your attention turns elsewhere...(Piccolo/Fem!Reader Fluff. SFW, Minors DNI.) //Shoutout to the ask I got with the prompt having something to do with a character unsure about why the reader or MC was watching them! Sadly the ask is no longer in my inbox, nor do I remember the name of the sender, but it was a big inspiration for this story!
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When you signed up to be a children’s math tutor, you had no idea what you were getting yourself into. Most of the kids you worked with were sweet and cooperative for the most part - some were a little mopey when you forced them to try equations on their own - but they were quick to improve compared to when you first started working with them. Gohan was no different: in fact, he was far beyond most kids his age, and you had to wonder why his mother had hired you. While Gohan himself was very mild-mannered, the environment you often walked into was…not. You would sit down at the kitchen counter to do some problems with Gohan just to watch his father run in, down multiple containers of leftovers without bothering to sit down, and then jog back out to do whatever it was he was doing. You heard his mother yelling constantly about how much he was training and how he wasn’t being a great role model for his son. Eventually, you figured you would have better luck tutoring Gohan outside. 
Gohan seemed amiable to the idea. The weather was starting to warm up, and you even started to bring a blanket for the two of you to sit on while you worked. You were unsure if Gohan’s parents were in an unhappy marriage, or if they were just unusually loud - either way, you no longer had to deal with them. The first few tutoring sessions outside went flawlessly, and you left feeling proud. It wasn’t long until some new strange…thing popped up, however.
And that was exactly what it was, a thing. Or perhaps a man, you couldn’t be sure.The first day you noticed it, or him, you were in the middle of explaining long division to Gohan. You trailed off when you saw the…creature cross the yard and gingerly sit down, propping himself against a nearby tree. 
“Mrs. [L/N]? What were you saying?”
“Hm?” Your attention was jolted back to the child in front of you. Gohan followed your gaze and laughed. 
“Oh, that’s just Mr. Piccolo. He likes to come here to meditate sometimes.” You just nodded, although that raised further questions. How could this eight year old be so calm about a man - if you could even call him that - wandering onto his property? Was this Piccolo human? Could he be trusted?
You had heard rumors of aliens, invasions that could have caused disasters had it not been for a special fighting force on earth. They consisted of super-humans, or so you figured. Though you had never really put much stock into the idea in general. Perhaps you should have. You decided that Piccolo's origins and intentions were above your paygrade, so you handed Gohan a list of division problems and asked him to complete them what you had just gone over. 
It didn’t take long for you to become accustomed to Piccolo's presence. It seemed that he enjoyed the fresh air and quiet, much like you and Gohan did. Sometimes, you would study him while Gohan was busy with his work: the way his face was so serious despite its peaceful state, the occasional twitch of his antennae, the bicep muscles that poked out from underneath his cape, somehow bulging even when he just had his fingertips lightly pressed together. Gohan often had to poke you or call your name to bring your attention back to reality. 
Gohan’s final math test of the year was coming up, and his mother - Chi-Chi was her name, you learned - asked you to come in more and more frequently as the test grew closer. 
“...and if we divide by two, what would the answer be?”
“One hundred and ten,” Gohan murmured, picking at the grass below you two. 
“Very good! Let’s see…” You looked over your lesson plans, trying to find something the two of you haven’t covered yet. “How about we review the multiplication table, then? Can you tell me what twelve times nine is?” You asked, trying to think of one that might challenge him. 
“One hundred and eight,” Gohan’s answer was immediate: his gaze was on the sky now, seemingly more interested in the clouds than in multiplication. Sighing, you put your lesson plans down. You felt bad for the kid: he was more than prepared for the test. It wasn’t his fault his mother was a nut.
“Alright, what do you say I give you these worksheets, and when you finish, you sketch some of the prettiest clouds you see for me?” You suggested, grabbing a few worksheets. 
Gohan’s eyes widened, “But mom wants me to study as much as I can before my big test!”
“Trust me, Gohan,” you smiled, “I wouldn’t be offering this if I thought you weren’t more than prepared.” Gohan hesitantly took the worksheets and you turned away, content. This way Gohan could get a bit of a break and you could still get paid. 
You had come prepared for this very situation. Rummaging around in your bag, you pulled out a worn-down leather sketchbook and a pencil, deciding to do a bit of drawing yourself. First, you started sketching individual blades of grass, harshly dragging your pencil against the paper to encapsulate a bit of texture. But that quickly grew boring. You sketched a few interestingly shaped clouds - one seemed to be shaped like a dragon, another a hand - but the day was shockingly clear. Most of the clouds were either fluffy and nebulous or too small to appear interesting. You huffed and lowered your gaze back down, resting your chin in your palm. 
That was when you spotted Piccolo. He was a bit further away than usual, but still visible as ever in his purple gi. 
Perfect. 
You started with a simple outline - his straight back, the way his slender fingers just barely touched, his elbows resting stiffly on crossed knees. There was a delicacy in his posture, a delicacy you tried to capture. After sketching his body, you moved onto his facial features: his peaceful eyes that still held a certain seriousness even when closed, the way his face was turned slightly upwards, and, of course, his antennae. You were just adding his ears when you heard a voice in your ear. 
“Whatcha drawing?”
You yelped and pulled your sketchbook close to you, turning to the kid next to you. You must have lost track of time - all of Gohan’s worksheets were completed and there were even a few sketches of clouds in the margins.
“Nothing, it - it’s nothing!” You checked your watch. “It seems like we’ve only got a few minutes left anyways, so we can -”
“Hey, that’s Mr. Piccolo!” Gohan was leaning in closer, squinting at your drawing. “Yeah! That’s a really good drawing, Ms. [L/N]. You should show him!” 
You looked at Gohan, bewildered. Show him? Why would someone like Piccolo be interested in a drawing of yours? He’d been nothing but stoic every time you’d seen him. 
“He told me he’s caught you watching him, y’know.” “He has? How does - I mean, why does he think I was watching him?” You could’ve sworn each time you had stolen glances, Piccolo’s eyes had been closed. Gohan just shrugged. 
“I dunno. But he asks about you, sometimes.” “Really…” You tilted your head, turning your gaze back to Piccolo. As if on cue, he opened a single eye and raised a brow questioningly. The sudden eye contact sent what felt like a jolt of electricity through your system, and you quickly averted your gaze. You could have sworn you heard a deep chuckle in the distance, and your ears burned red. 
You were here to teach, damnit! Not gawk at alien creatures in your client’s yard. You looked wearily back at Gohan, who nodded encouragingly. Maybe…maybe if you gave him the drawing, you’d stop thinking about him. Without another word, you stood up and tore the drawing out of your sketchbook, tossing the book to the ground. You tried to walk quietly so as not to disturb him - maybe you could put it next to him or something and pray it didn’t blow away - but Piccolo opened his eyes as soon as you started to get close. 
“Yes?” His voice was gruff, but not harsh. You held out the drawing pathetically, and you couldn’t help but notice how his calloused fingers brushed yours as he grabbed the drawing from you. He looked it over and chuckled to himself, and you felt yourself get even redder. Eventually, he looked up, and you were surprised to see that there was a gentleness in his eyes. 
“When are you coming back?” “I-I’m unsure - Gohan’s final math test for the year is in a few days, so I don’t think I’ll need to be back -”
“Come back in a week. I’ll be training Gohan in the woods then.” 
You opened your mouth to ask what he meant by training, or why they were going into the woods, or why Gohan’s parents trust him with their son, but Piccolo shut his eyes as soon as he finished speaking, so you took it as a sign that the conversation was finished. You walked back to collect your belongings from under the tree where you and Gohan had been working. Hearing a knock coming from the house behind you, you looked back to see Gohan beaming out of one of the house’s windows, giving you two thumbs up. You smiled to yourself, walking back to your car with your bag, your hands still shaking. You weren’t sure what was coming next, but it was sure to be interesting.
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z0-ne · 1 year
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Hi! Can I request a Future Trunks headcannon with someone who's very STRONG, STRONG and calm also the have this powerful Aura around them and they're absolutely
✨DROP DEAD GORGEOUS ✨
Yes! Thank you for the request! I saw your other one too and I'll make sure to get to both of them!
Future Trunks With Strong! Reader!
You ctually arrived after the whole showdown with the andriods and cell, so you were a little late to the party.
It was actually your strength that caught his attention first, and your Strong Aura scared the crap out of him.
He was a little scared that you might've been another issue, and considering how strong your aura was he wasn't confident that he'd beat you in a fight.
So your first meeting was after he was done sneaking around and following you until he could confirm for himself that you weren't a threat.
Luckily after some time of silently stalking you, he figured out pretty quickly that if you actually wanted to destroy the earth you would've done it by now.
After confirming all of this, he was still a little hesitant on talking to you in the begining because of how stunning you turned out to be,
It actually shocked him when he first got a good glance at your face.
Of course after some slight encouragement from his mother and pushing himself a little more he was able to do it. (Even though he didn't tell her everything about you.)
Still, even though you guys are currently dating he's still a little stunned when he looks at you.
He usually stops and just admires you when he gets a chance to.
Training usually ends up with you winning and Teaching him how you did it.
You have your moments when you lose, but instead of being upset about it you're happy he's catching up in strength.
Since you weren't there for the andriods, you can't exactly relate to his nightmares, but you offer what comfort you can give and he appreciates it a lot.
Trunks is grateful that your here not only because he loves you, but because now there's someone else to help him fight off the other threats.
Dates are rare and usually consist of Training together, and the occasional walk around in nature.
You know he watched you before asking you out. You just decide to spare his pride because you love him.
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nighttimetraffic · 7 months
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greenslug · 2 years
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So we know Piccolo has a pretty limited knowledge on romance and sex and junk, but that he’s not stupid. So he probably knows what kissing is. Do you think he’d have a hard time with it? Like knowing how or that you can kiss on different places, or that different kinds are appropriate for certain people.
in early dragon ball, piccolo would have understood like how to kiss but not necessarily what humans would refer to different kinds of kisses as; i headcanon that piccolo has an animalistic urge to shove his tongue into his partner’s mouth during kissing due to namekian anatomy, and he would have probably discovered this during that time (early db) whether that be through experience or just fantasies
fusing with kami would have probably made him more knowledgeable of a lot of things, mostly crude definitions since kami assumedly did not have any experiences with humans like that, so i do believe he knows about various areas of the human body that would be appropriate for kissing, as well as some rather inappropriate ones ;3
i feel like his first kiss would result in embarrassment for him more than anything, but it wouldn’t be bad. just rushed and he’d keep his eyes open, or maybe kiss back a little too rough, but rough enough to leave you wanting more. i very much doubt piccolo would be the one to initiate his first kiss though, i don’t headcanon him as shy but rather since he’s namekian and not human, he would see kissing as foreplay of a sort and find it pointless to initiate ‘mating’ when unable to properly mate with anyone on earth
tl;dr: our sweet postboy would have to be somewhat coaxed into most affection for a good while if he were to have any romance in his life, so i believe he would know rudimentary definitions rather than first hand experience for any kind of kissing
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plasticclipboard · 1 year
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Saiyan tails headcanons
I think native saiyan language intertwines both oral and tail communication. Oral language is very straightforward while tail movement nd display provides the tone, expression and intent of the word
It because of this that Saiyans are often percieved as extremely rude or vocally monotone
With that being said, I think prior to the occupation of the Cold Family, it was actually considered very disrespectful and deceptive to have your tail wound around your waist for anything excluding fighting. However, the brutality of the cold family change that, if it's not between interpersonal relationships or family, unwinding your tail is a sign of submission
Saiyans are often weirded out seeing another without a tail, I think it's the equivalent of being mute
Not having a tail also means having long term back issues, hormonal, imbalance, phantom limb, and permanent balance issues for those who've spent longer with their tails (kinda like wobbly cat syndrome)
After puberty it becomes harder for Saiyans to grow their tail back naturally. Medical advancements back on Planet Vegeta allowed for tail regrowth to occur well past puberty through medical intervention though.
Saiyan aging is very interesting. How long they live and how they age depends on how much the individual combats or their ki, interestingly that applies even more to mixed saiyan children
Non active Saiyans have a life span of ~120 year, but extremely active Saiyans have a life span of ~250 years old. Optimal years are long and usually between Mid 20's - Mid 60's
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fabuloustrash05 · 1 year
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So Vegeta wanted his daughter’s name to be Eschalot and I now headcanon that Eschalot was his mother’s name.
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familiarlyfrigid · 2 months
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I wrote this a while ago and I’m tired of having it lying around, so here’s some OC/canon headcanons. Consider it a platonic ship if you want to.
Frigid/Frieza Headcanons:
-She’s clearly nervous around him at first, but she’s not avoidant.
-It takes her quite a while to start talking to him any more than necessary. She slowly goes from saying the bare minimum to expressing more interest towards him.
-There are moments where Frigid’s actions or expressions sync up with his. Sometimes they just happen to simultaneously have the same response to something.
-She unknowingly mimics some of his behaviors, too. You know how Frieza smacks the ground with his tail sometimes? She starts doing that because of him.
-Frieza becomes more affectionate towards her whenever he wants to get her in a more agreeable mood—or occasionally just to cheer her up.
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thithesandofferings · 2 years
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Vegeta isnt known to be patient, but with you- he'll be anything you need.
Vegeta x Reader
TW 18+MDNI: Fingering, domestic Vegeta, orgasm denial. Kinda wholesome idk what do you think?
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Vegeta who isnt known to be patient. Who doesnt seem to like the idea of taking his time to get to his goal. Someone who is adamant that the faster he gets done, the faster he can get other shit finished to.
But not with you.
Not when he has you splayed out on the edge of the table, in front of something he was working on- that no longer matters now. Dusting sun flitting across your dewy skin. Head almost eye level to your hole as he sits and calmly takes you apart. Unaware that you're crying a little- or he doesnt care. Not when he has you whimpering and pleading to "j-just let me come please veg-" while he has you opened with three fingers.
Maybe you shouldnt have egged him on. Saying with a simpering smile how good he looks shirtless, despite his uniform pants. Or how good his heated skin feels, burning holes into his hands as you watch him work on something so mundane- so human.
He thinks you might be able to take four today. He's feeling very patient today.
He's a little mesmerized at your squirming, finds a peace within him when he holds your hips down with a forearm and fucks his fingers into you harder.
Wants to see how good you can be when you gush all over his fingers, warmth dripping down his wrist and hitting his lap with light tapping sounds when they hit the shielded fabric.
And now you're too fucked out to even remember why you came over there. But thats okay, he hasnt felt peace like this for awhile so he'll have to thank you accordingly.
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evilkitten3 · 1 year
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@blueper-saiyan
#Not sure if I’m allowed to pull out these tags as a separate reblog#but that is an interesting and fucked up theory I like it#and absolutely want to hear the long version#vegeta
you absolutely are as far as i'm concerned but since op's post was getting a bit long i'll respond here
dbz always reblog i have a theory that there's actually a reason for this it stems from my theory that vegeta's mom doesn't exist bc he's a clone of his dad basically it eventually become obvious that frieza was going to take whichever kid was heir to the throne so king vegeta (kv i guess) went ''aight we need a Super Baby (no tuffles allowed) and i'm the coolest guy on the planet. need a baby me'' so he gets a bunch of the buffest nerds imaginable (be real saiyan scientists like the job bc they get to fight physics) and start working kv: i need this kid to last as long as possible we're gonna need to buy some time scientists: got it boss *proceed to make the universe's most ridiculously hard to kill infant* how's this kv: excellent. frieza catch! frieza: oh this is adorable! i'm going to traumatize it =) <-an extremely brief summary of my hc
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ok so first there are a couple of things i need to get out of the way ahead of time– namely, i'm not the first person to come up with the vegeta-is-a-clone idea; the first person i saw with that idea was someone who wrote a fic i read a while back that i'm blanking on the name of at the moment, and while their version is massively different from mine, the core concept of clone!veggie is more or less the same
the second thing is that i get way too into world building sometimes and so a lot of pieces of my hcs get mixed up with one another and often don't fit in with established canon (which isn't like abnormal or anything but i want to clarify that i already know some of this doesn't perfectly slot up. in my defense the db timeline doesn't even match up with itself half the time)
the final thing is that while i've seen bits of the anime and the first handful of super episodes, i'm mostly a manga fan, so i view any non-manga parts of dragon ball as free real estate
buckle up, i was not kidding about the length (*immature snickering*)
SO.
first and foremost the relationship between the tuffles and the saiyans: the tuffles are described as being a peaceful yet technologically advanced race, but in my hc, they're a bit more complicated than that. for starters, i don't see how a supposedly peaceful race is going to have high-tech blasters, and while it's possible that they're for defensive purposes, it... really doesn't give off that vibe. also they were super into some fairly questionable science, some of which objectively involved human experimentation (or... humanoid experimentation, i guess)
jumping back to the future for a sec: gohan. gohan is a half-human, half-saiyan male hybrid, and while two separate species somehow producing a hybrid child isn't unheard of, male hybrids are almost always completely infertile. and yet, gohan grows up and has a kid (another explanation is gohan and videl are t4t, which i also love, but it doesn't really fit into this). so how are saiyans and humans not only capable of reproducing together, but capable of having children that can also reproduce? my theory here is that saiyans are genetically modified (early) humans– tuffles arrived on earth sometime prior to homo erectus finishing the jump to homo sapiens, grabbed a handful of various lab rats, and got to work.
this would also explain why saiyan tails look the way they do. to elaborate, here's a spider monkey skeleton:
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notice how the tail is made up of more vertebrae that continue along the same curve as the rest of the spine. meanwhile, goku's tail looks like this:
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it juts straight out, almost perpendicular to his spinal cord. to me, that does not look like how tails work– it looks grafted on. in the video game kakarot, bulma even makes goku a fake tail for him to fish with that he can just... stick right on there. i know dragon ball science is already broken af (someone please explain to me how dr briefs isn't basically a deity for inventing capsules), but if the tail is a genetic trait that didn't evolve naturally, it makes some sense (in the way anything in dragon ball makes sense, that is)
so– saiyans are a highly adaptable species that seem to be able to eat basically whatever, can both endure and dish out catastrophic amounts of damage, are biologically driven to fight to the point where it's hard to imagine how a society full of them could function at all, get stronger whenever they recover from being seriously injured, can transform into giant apes, and yet have a glaringly obvious weakness that can pretty much completely incapacitate them if you know about it? they seem designed for war, and not in the natural evolution-is-just-funny-like-that-sometimes way.
what we know about the tuffles sort of differs from source to source, but the most negative opinions come from the saiyans– according to vegeta, the tuffles basically treated them as slaves. which... yeah, that adds up, given everything.
anyway, here's where i divorce from canon entirely bc according to gt, king vegeta iii is the one who led the saiyans in the war against the tuffles, which raises... honestly so many questions. so i'm ignoring that; it was vegeta i and he was never officially king, but more on that later. i also need to note that the whole "saiyans lived on planet sadala, fucked it up, and moved to planet plant which later became planet vegeta" to my knowledge is not manga canon but since i like the general idea, i sorta moved it a bit.
in my version, the saiyans and the tuffles both lived on planet sadala, but the war between the two species got a little out of hand and the planet was kaputski (to be fair, if you suddenly got to turn into a giant ape and wreak havoc on the people who were possibly enslaving you, you might go a bit overboard too), so the saiyans stole all the tuffles' ships and gtfo'd (this is why everyone was so sure the tuffles were gone. bc typically blowing up someone's planet is a good way to get rid of all of them. at least in theory– i'm sure frieza can tell you all about how well it works in practice)
back to vegeta i– he wasn't a king, technically, but he was the saiyan who started, led, and according to all saiyan sources (which are biased but w/e) finished the revolt, and chose to die on the planet in an act of heroic sacrifice and/or symbolism and/or his daughter twisted a fact or two bc propaganda is a game we all can play, and the new planet they landed on was named after him. said daughter took the same name, declared the planet and the king to be one and the same, and set about conquering the shit out of it. so vegeta ii was technically the first king but if you asked her she was the second and also disrespecting her father and probably also about to be killed via spear (oh btw king vegeta ii is famed for her giant war spear which was very cool and intimidating and probably didn't see much use outside of ritual combat bc it's honestly more efficient to just blast people but all the statues and art and whatnot have her with it)
i'm going to take a minute to gloat about vegeta ii bc honestly she's one of my alltime favorite ocs that i've made, despite the fact that i don't intend to ever have her show up in anything (yass gurl haunt that narrative!!!) but basically she's a deeply respected figure in saiyan culture, although she died way before any of the saiyans still alive in dbz were born (except nappa), bc she... basically built saiyan culture from scratch. pretty much all the core beliefs the saiyans as a people had were from her very deliberately and surprisingly sneakily forcing them to be developed bc she was fully aware that the saiyans needed more than a love of battle to actually survive as a society independent of the tuffles. she basically had the whole thing set up and ready to last and become a proper empire but unfortunately the one kid that lived long enough to succeed her (by killing her in combat, obviously, and yes the others all tried and died– she's an important figure, not a nice one) ran face first into frieza and we all know how that went down
anyhow, vegeta ii's reign (which lasted a crazy long time bc she lived way longer than she should've and almost certainly used some kind of not-so-great method of living that long, but in her defense she needed to make sure at least one of her kids was cool enough to be in charge, so what's a few war crimes between monarchs) pretty much cemented all the saiyan pride and identity that vegeta iv is so fond of, and not just bc she was his grandma either.
the reason i have to get through all of that to explain my clone!vegeta theory is bc i need to explain why king vegeta iii became king in the first place– under vegeta ii's system, anyone could challenge for the throne at any time, regardless of who they were. her own children were expected - but not required - to do so, and if she died before an heir could kill her in glorious combat, the princes would become stewards and have the duty of finding the next king (who couldn't be one of them. fight and die for that shit like a real saiyan or no throne for you). however, there was actively incentive not to do that bc A) whoever's in charge has to actually be in charge and therefore gets to fight way less, and B) in order to become king you had to be ritually stripped of your identity as a person with the understanding that if you died during your challenge your name would be stricken from all records, none of your family or friends would ever acknowledge that you had ever existed, and you would simply cease to be (the afterlife doesn't follow these rules but most of the saiyans who are there still do, including the ones who by saiyan law no longer exist. say what you will about saiyans; they're a dedicated lot)
so anyway vegeta iii (before becoming vegeta iii – he had a different name bc names are super important in my version of saiyan culture but if i get into that here we will literally be here for the rest of the week - but i'll call him that for the sake of my sanity) is somewhat reluctant to challenge for the throne bc none of his siblings have managed it (not that they exist anymore whoops), but one of his colleagues/presumed ruling partner (not gonna get into saiyan relationships here either sorry) has been pushing him to do so for a while now
i think i've gone through a few names for vegeta's not-mom, but the most recent one is touga (from tougarashi, or capsicum annuum, and yes i was thinking of neon orange glimmer song by the mountain goats when i named her), so i'll call her that. touga is a pretty saiyan-y saiyan– she's violent, temperamental, proud, strong, and so forth, but another thing she is is deeply, deeply loyal to her people. she's also very aware of vegeta iii's weaknesses (such as "will probably care a little too much about kids if he has any" and "may make decisions based off of feelings instead of cold hard practical logic" and "seems likely to develop emotional attachments to family members"; you know, normal kingly failings) and has the lady macbeth-esque stainless steel go-fuck-yourself coldness to make up for her future husband's pathetic little morals or whatever
anyway, touga pushes vegeta iii to go for the throne bc holy shit his mom has been alive for way too long but also she has faith in hi or something and duty and whatever and dude do it if you ever want this saiyan tail, and eventually he caves and goes for it. he fights his mom, wins, gets a shiny new king name and is all set to run his kingdom. and then king cold shows up.
now in between killing his mom and our favorite chilly boys coming to town, vegeta iii and touga have had a kid, prince escallion (who is a girl ftr but i can't get into saiyan thoughts on sex/gender or the language or even escallion herself in this post bc we will never ever leave). escallion is pretty neat, just the strongest baby in history or whatever, but then post-cold arriving and politely yoinking the saiyans into his empire, rumors start spreading that frieza miiiiight be wanting a saiyan under his personal command. no prizes for guessing whose palace he's looking at for pickings. obviously the only prince they've got is not someone they can afford to lose, but they need a sure bet on super-infants and can't afford hoping for a genetic bingo, so vegeta iii assembles the universe's swole-est scientists and has them get started on making the Coolest Baby Ever (by cloning him, the king, bc he's the strongest but also bc frieza is an asshole and likes playing mind games with people so let's be real he's taking one of the king's kids no matter how tough they are)
so vegeta iv gets made (and named inappropriately but that's frieza's fault and a story for another time so ignore it for now) and eventually tarble is born and almost immediately sent off just in case frieza decides to be a bigger dick than usual (spoilers: frieza is going to decide to be an even bigger dick than that), and vegeta gets to spend the first few years of his life with his dad, big sis, and not-mom until he gets shipped off to go be a child soldier/slave/distraction, at which point frieza goes ahead and blows up the planet. there's more to it than just that, but i may actually want to write it out some day, so i'll keep the rest to myself for now.
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teenandbeyond · 2 years
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ive been scrollin through Cooler tag in hopes to find something that ISN'T a literral water cooler and found that req you did 👁️ 👁️
can you please write relationship hcs with an earthling s/o for Cooler Frieza and King Cold? (seperate)
Frieza Family x Reader Headcanons
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I'm still new to the hc thing. But I like this, I hope you do too, Mx. Anonymous!
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🧊Frieza Clan🧊
Warning(s): Fluff, hints at NSFW (but not descriptive)
The Frieza Family is the strongest family in the universe, but... you make them a little weak.
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Cooler
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First of all, he was gentle with you. Sometimes, he feared his power would break you.
Like, you would have to guide him with your hands to show him, what amount of pressure is okay.
He's very sweet to you.
Although it was foreign to him, he often showed you affection.
He loves spending time with you.
He finds it adorable when you struggle with tasks he finds simple, like reaching onto the top shelf or fixing a lightbulb.
But don't worry, he'll help you, he loves helping you.
At night, he'll take you flying.
He absolutely finds it adorable when you reach for the stars.
He grows tempted to retrieve one for you.
He also secretly loves, when you hold on tight to him, so you won't fall.
It was strange to him the first time you got sick around him. But it reminded him of how fragile you could be and that he needed to take care of you.
He'll carry heavy loads for you.
Quite honestly he loves your human nature, your weakness, it gives you something to need him for.
He's never felt wanted before.
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Slow and Heavy
He loves, loves, loves to savor you. Plan. Take his time. Like you're a gourmet dish.
He'll torment you until he loses his patience, which isn't easy.
He's a quick learner and finds out what makes you tick, what you like, in no time.
Frieza
SFW
Oh, you clashed in the beginning.
Like, really, clashed.
He wasn't a...human person.
You didn't care for his polite sarcasm.
He didn't like that you didn't have a single ounce of fear
But over time...
You warmed up to each other.
You found him to be charismatic.
And he found you cute, weak, but cute.
You'll often have long talks at night about random things.
He doesn't let you touch him often.
But you get rare times when you can.
He flusters a little, and plays it off.
He brags about you, like, to no end.
And he'll spoil you.
He always makes sure you're safe.
And when you aren't he'll break.
But if you're unsafe due to another person...he'll break them.
He'll harass you to eat healthily and have healthy habits.
He'll kill anyone who looks at you funny, either in interest or questioning your presence.
Sometimes, if he feels like it, he'll let you decide their fate.
Or other times...he'll show you off.
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Sadist
Very much so.
And he has the ability to be patient when necessary.
So he can easily hold out on himself to make you suffer.
He needs complete dominance, and control.
Which makes him enjoy your humanity, it's easy to dominate you.
"Touch me, and I will not continue."
Rather than learning how you work, he'll test it when the time arises.
"Oh my, that seems to please you~"
His pacing is both aggressive, and elegant all at once.
Just like him.
He'll do many things to make you relinquish your control.
But he prefers restraint.
And one thing he loves is when you have the nerve to talk back, just to become mush.
"All your bluster, and you've been reduced to the weak little human you are."
King Cold
SFW
His elegance caught your attention.
Mainly because he was a giant.
It didn't match to you.
Like you practically have to basically do a back-bend to look into his eyes.
He's quite arrogant about his strength.
But you think it's also because he wants to impress you.
He SPOILS you.
Nice dates, space wine.
The finest delicacies in the universe.
The finest jewelry.
The finest clothes.
He'll often pet your head.
And he totally finds it cute how small you are.
He teases you for your human nature.
He'll often carry you in an arm.
Which flusters you.
But you can get him back by caressing his horns.
Sometimes he'll watch you from afar if you play in the nature, he's fond of the little moments with you despite everything.
He's completely and utterly fallen in love with you.
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All that elegance?
Still there, but less...restrained.
You know that affinity for weapons he has?
He likes to trail a pretty little custom knife down your jaw, lower, lower, lower...
He knows you have a thing for his thighs.
And his arms...
He uses that knowledge.
He plays polite, but really you know he's not...he plans to do many impolite things
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saiyansimp · 10 months
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Dating (some of) the Z-Fighters…
Goku:
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You probably met while training! Maybe you met at a tournament and put up a valiant fight against him, or you ran into him in a remote yet gorgeous training spot outdoors. Either way you hit it off immediately! If you aren’t a fighter, then you probably were set up on a blind date through Bulma lmao
You aren’t able to spend much time together, but when you’re on dates or training together you feel like you’re in heaven. He makes you feel so incredibly special: I like to think that since the Cell Saga, he’s learned that not everyone is inherently a fighter and that’s okay! He makes sure to take an interest in your interests no matter what they are 
Cooking. Lots of cooking. Or eating takeout. I’d say you can look forward to leftovers but I doubt there’ll be any lmao
Lots of laughter, whether intentional or not. Mans is a huge goofball and always tries to make you laugh, but some of his funniest moments are just him acting as his usual self hehe, he's so nonchalant when telling you stories about his past you can't help but laugh at how casually he describes getting shot and dying lmao
His love language is definitely touch! He’s very clingy so get ready for cuddles in the middle of the night after a looong training session, arms wrapped around your waist as you cook breakfast, or even just holding your hand as you walk down the street together!
I feel like he’d absolutely LOVE theme parks as a date, but he’d definitely force you to go on the biggest rollercoasters / death drop rides so be warned
Also enjoys any type of outdoorsy activity with you! Rock climbing, nature walks, even just fishing with you! Be ready to cook whatever he catches though
Despite not always being present he’s a 10/10 BF hehe
Vegeta
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Cracks knuckles
You’d probably have to be the first one to make a move if you saw him at a coffee shop or a party and found him cute, even after you give him your number he waits like two weeks to text you
Once you two start dating though he switches his attitude REAL quick
He’d never admit it, but unlike Goku, he definitely prioritizes your dates and pleasing you over training. He’ll be in the middle of sparring with Goku and remember that you two have a date soon and make up a lame excuse to leave (probably claiming he’s hurt Goku enough for the time being or something along those lines) before dipping lmao
I love the headcanon that Saiyans love strong women because even if you’re not physically strong, if you’re snarky enough you and geets are gonna have LOTS of fun
Bullying is his love language.It’s constant but if you try and return it at all he’ll get all defensive and pissy 
Can talk about your inferiority all day but you make a single height joke? Nope. He’s done he’s out go apologize to him Right Now
Actual love language is quality time! He’s not great with words or PDA but will always go shopping with you or take you out to eat. And don’t you dare think about paying how could you even think to damage his ego like that
Very cuddly in private though, won’t ask for it he’ll just sit at the edge of your shared couch/bed and stare at you until you go over to him and wrap your arms around him, running a hand through his hair. 
If you’re an artist do NOT draw him/paint him/etc. unless you want his ego to increase exponentially
Krillin
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I feel like If You Are A Woman, then you’re Krillin’s type. 
Absolutely the type to make you food / homemade gifts to express affection even if they’re not great. You love them all anyways! He tries to make your favorite meal one day and it tastes burnt and raw but you can’t let him know that so you eat absolutely as much as you can without puking
You probably met by both being friends with either Bulma or Chi-Chi and therefore spent a lot of time at Kame house. Definitely a friends to lovers situation
Which adds an even more stable ground to your relationship! You’ve got friendship and history that makes your relationship even better, inside jokes that date back to before you were dating
Like Goku, he’s also a huge joker. Probably even more than Goku, but definitely more purposeful with his jokes and with
One of his go-to jokes is trying on brightly colored wigs and it never fails to leave you howling
Will literally do anything you ask him to, he just wants to make you happy. You need him to drive you somewhere? Hes on his way. You need cuddles? Always. You need to vent? Hes all ears.
pleasepleasePLEASE dont take advantage of this trait
Piccolo
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HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT…. Even though Piccolo is akin to plants in that he’s green and only requires water to survive, there are certain types of plants that do reproduce sexually! 
Piccolo absolutely values intellect and morality over looks but hes a tough nut to crack so you’d better be in it for the long haul
Lots of your dates are just sitting under trees together meditating, reading or sitting in silence 
Piccolos love language is absolutely gift giving and hes amazing at it. He knows what you want/need before you do. You wake up one morning and think to yourself about how you could use a cute new outfit and by the end of the day there’s a new dress on your bed that looks amazing on you. He also LOVES making you breakfast in bed, or any meal really if you’re too exhausted from your day to cook.
Don’t get me wrong, he can be intimate. He’s just emotionally constipated alright ! But when he opens up you better be ready to listen bc not many get that privilege 
Absolute freak in bed 
You have to be willing to get along with Gohan. Non-negotiable. If you start dating while Gohan’s a kid, you absolutely go on dates together with Gohan tagging along like your adopted child. If he’s older, then the three of you regularly get together to catch up and maybe act as adoptive grandparents to Pan!
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loreofthefritz · 1 year
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Just a collection of my headcanons about the Dragon World:
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I have no reason in particular for the photo, I just think it's neat.
Bukujutsu is a technique replicated by the crane master from Piccolo Daimao's flying
After the first wish of the dragon balls made someone king, all the relevant memories of everyone on Earth that time and have connection with the people of the planet is altered. This includes the memories regarding aliens that have always visited them and are in friendly terms with them (triclops)
All the monster-type earthlings are descendants of aliens, no one just remembers
Triclops and Triclops-Earthlings are people who are experts of body and spirit and that's why they have ki techniques that endangers someone's health. Tenshinhan is tapping to their forbidden techniques without realizing it
People who were drank by Cell still remembers it and are traumatized. Not all of them believed that Satan killed Cell but some who did only did so because there's nothing else to make sense of
Speaking of people who needs therapy, Eighter/Android #8 became a psychiatrist who specializes in things like the case with piccolo daimao, cell, and being brought back to life in general. (In all of my stories, he's specifically Gohan's psychiatrist because every single one Gohan had didn't believe the first words that he say, which is "my dad is an alien, I'm a hybrid, and my uncle kidnapped me when I was 4 to make my dad kill people")
One of Piccolo Daimao's children from his first attack got away and made a clan of his own. Initially, he and his children hid from people but at some point they realized they can blend in as monster-type earthlings so they did (I made two OCs because I'm so in love with the idea with some of them just chilling with humans)
Namekians are a special mortal racekind whose ancestor was born on the boundary of the 6th and 7th universe and that's why they're born with abilities that only a core person would have had. Zalama was as big as the Earth's moon who lived in a large planet in isolation. They encouraged their children to explore the universes and are friends with the first kaioshins, the angels, and the first gods of destruction. Whis still remembers them and was there when they created the super dragon balls, he just didn't tell anybody he knew about it for his own entertainment.
I'll add some if I remember any. I'm mostly writing the non-character specific ones here.
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