#day old chicken

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this??? #wank for ts

[vellichorom]

we've waited all 8 years, to fi~na~lly bring true our fears; newcomers to watch us play, & veterans rejoice - it's our day! 🎉

#uwu art #Five Nights at Freddy's #Five Nights at Freddys #FNaF #Five Nights at Freddy's movie #FNaF movie #Five Nights at Freddys movie #Freddy Fazbear #Chica the Chicken #Bonnie the Bunny #SHOUTOUT TO EVERY BLUE MOON WHERE I DRAW FNAF #& the one time ever ( today ) i actually post it #FNAF MOVIE WAITERS MERRY CHRISTMAS #this was done WAY back before the movie even got finalized iirc but hey today's a good day to polish & post it #artstyle based off of those silly big headed keychains as well as those old dragoart tutorial things #because GOD we don't get fnaf art like that anymore #i WILL be the change i want to see in the world #ANYWAY

[cozylittleartblog]

baby's first polymer clay creation

her name is Annette

#birds #chickens #art #sculpture #sculpey #miniature art #polymer clay #clay #crafts #homemade #i have no idea the tags i'm just stealing them from other peoplw dfbghjdhfsbg #she makes me want to CRy #artists on tumblr #a bird blog i follow rbed a bunch of tiny birds someone made. i wanted to try making a tiny bird #i bought clay over a year ago because i wanted to make harpy women with some old doll faces from the 80s #that my mom still had from her crafting days. but that was a really intimidating first project so i Didn't #a chickem i s easy :) (it took like 3 hours Just to sculpt.) #its 4am i want to cry its so fucking small oh my godd #the thir dimage sends me into hysterics #please look at this chicken im begging you

[acnologias-ass]

When ur cousin is a feral pyromaniac 🔥

I missed drawing Dragon Slayer sibs in a modern day au setting okay 🥺 Also feat. my cringe designs of the dragon parents as humans 😂

#i miss reading fanfics where the DS are cousins those were the best #i was gonna give metalicana a killer eyeliner but chickened out #i don't like my igneel design but it's old and I couldn't come up with anything better welp #modern day au #dragon slayers #natsu dragneel #Gajeel Redfox #Wendy Marvell #Igneel #Metalicana #grandeeney #fairy tail #doodles noodles

[brazilian-whalien52]

I choose characters that date older men with a big age gap. Yes, I am fully aware that some of them aren't actually old (some are even below 40), but I took in consideration the age compared to their love interest and the way the character act. For example Minato acts like an old men and he has a really big gap compared to Shintaro, the same as triage. But the preference while choosing (with the limited slots) were those, that's why for example lovely writer didn't show up, although you can still vote in other)

#word of honor #moonlight chicken #beyond evil #devil judge #Minato coin laundry #triage #triage the series #old fashion cupcake #history 3 modc #hustory 3 make our days count #lovely writer #i also consider the following dramas for the pool that did not make the cute #: #plus and minus #you make me dance #cutie pie #i will knock you #a tale of thousand stars #atots we already had one with earthmix and also did not add a second one from moonlight chicken #history 2 #History 2 right or wrong #i hope i am not forgetting anybody #anyway this poll was influenced by me watching beyond evil #if that makes any difference #bl drama

[heguanshan]

Went from Chicken dick (derogatory) to chicken dick (affectionate)

#19 days #can’t believe chicken dick is considered a pet name #this is super cute #old xian #mo guan shan #tianshan #he tian #little mo #red head

[epicsauce]

its nearly been a year since i was so soscared

dont worry, only 56239821436 years to go!! ^_^

#fifi u literally ascended to the throne in a YEAR thats wild #not a day goes by where i dont see ur posts and my heart swells and i think of that fates rotisserie chicken #i think ive been terminated like 2 or 3 times since then?? 😭😭😭 #its been pretty quiet on my end since my austimpowers days V_V i am like a retired old man #youre the apprentice who took after my work . i love you #03 #ur literally causing a boom in my notes as i type this LOL

[squishlamb]

i want you with me on this road to the sky we’ll be shining every night i promise you just me and you 💫🌌

#linked my huntlow playlist in the emojis there lol #lyrics are ariana grande's intro btw #in her album 'my everything' #happy valentine's day #IT'S NOT anymore in my timezone but WAHTEVRE #these two have a chicken old on me #chokehold* but ok autocorrect #I DREW MOST OF THIS IN CLASS LMAOOO how predictable #the owl house #huntlow #my art #fanart #mine #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #huntlow fanart #toh winter #hunter noceda #willow park #toh hunter #toh willow #toh for the future

[vegaseatsass]

To me, "Old Uncle Jim" is both an effective poignant depiction of an older queer man with specifically generational baggage, and an absolutely hysterical in-joke about the 29yo playing him. Call him an elder call him a senior citizen call him grandpa peepaw oldhead oldbones geriatric greybeard, it will make me cackle and slam the reblog button every time

#every day i think to myself 'alan pushed a STRUGGLING OLD MAN IN THE COMMUNITY' and start tittering #idefk #i'm genuinely moved by jim's writing #his story is so compelling to me #and the character's age is a HUGE component of what makes it compelling #earth is also a huge component. the way he embodies him. i wouldn't want it any other way any other character or age or actor #and also LOL HAHA HE'S AN OLD MAN #moonlight chicken

[elysianymph]

thinking about remus being a dadda's boy when he was little but as he grew up he realized how lyall was drifting away bc of the guilt he felt whenever he looked at remus so remus became a mamma's boy in his teenage years

#listen #i love the lupins so much <33 #i want them to be cozy & happy & warm in their cute little cottage somewhere in the welsh countryside with their goats & cows & chickens #but also #lyall feeling the immense guilt of remus' condition bc it WAS his fault and no amount of convincing from hope can make him think otherwise #and he lives in constant fear that one day his little boy will realize what an idiot lyall is and he'll grow to hate him and resent him #and he can't live with that #and remus can feel him pullimg away little by little until lyall is no longer there the morning after a full moon #it's just him and his mom and she's scrubbing the grime and the blood from his hair and she's singing some old song to make him feel better #and remus' hand is twitching as it rests on the side of the bathtub. he wants his father there. he wants lyall to hold him #it's heartbreaking because remus thinks lyall is drifting away bc of his lycanthropy. he thinks lyall sees him as a monster #and that lyall can't love him anymore because of what he is #he brings it up to sirius at some point in their hogwarts years and sirius doesn't know what to say #until he meets lyall and sees how softly he looks at remus. how he pats his back awkwardly because he doesn't know what else to do #and he pulls remus aside and tells him he has nothing to worry about #bc sirius knows what a father that doesn't care. doesn't love looks like. lyall is the opposite of that #remus lupin #lyall lupin #hope lupin #the lupins

[intotheelliwoods]

I got new glasses finally and my brain is ooaoaoaooaoa ooao um adjusting (im having a time)

#nonsense #I needed new glasses so bad #my old ones were straight up being held together by DUCT TAPE #but are the new duct tape free glasses worth the 3 day brain pain we will see #btw if you ever want to know what I look like I deadass look like chicken little #that meme of “stop saying I look like chicken little” but you see I actually look like chicken little and I am very much a coward #I know if I focus on 2al that will hopefully distract from the new glasses pain #.... do I post this on main or my goddamn turtle blog. #..... do I post this on my few hundred followers blog or my few thousands followers blog hmm. #god I really need to do a follower milestone thing #again probably maybe a dtiys #but uhhh ummmm erm after the twist how about that #anyways hello fandom sideblog my beloved how are there so many of you following me #what #WHAT what #slowly but surely getting used to the idea that im a “big” blog oops #im literally chicken little #why am I big #am I chicken big? #im chicken big. #goodbye #enjoy tag ramble

[royal-hair]

Today marks the 20th anniversary of what still is the worst terrorist attack in Europe's history. Today marks the 20th anniversary of one of those days that I can't forget. I don't know what I ate last week, but I do remember clearly what happened that morning. Today marks the 20th anniversary of the Madrid bombings, 3 bombings that killed almost 200 people and injured more than 2000, bombings that happened really close to home. I know people who died, I know people that survived. Today is the 20th year that I don't take the train on March 11th. Today, as every other year, we don't forget.

#i was 12 years old #i still cry whenever i see images of that day #i'm so glad my dad is retired and drives me to work so I don't have to take the train to work because I pass 2 of the 3 stations bombed #20 years already #fun fact: i had chicken pox and was home that morning so i didn't see the chaos that was highschool #my highschool was between 2 of the bombed stations

[blue-grama]

15 Day BL Challenge Day 14: Top 5 Most Sad Boys

I'm all queued up to do @negrowhat's 15 Day BL Challenge! Full challenge info here.

Jim, Moonlight Chicken

Not sorry for picking this gif.

2. Also Alan, Moonlight Chicken

He was real sad.

3. Nozue, Old Fashioned Cupcake

This man invented the word 'wistful'

4. Aob, Playboyy

He wins the award for most tits-forward crying scene.

5. Nick, Only Friends

How many cumulative hours did he spend listening to his illegal-wiretapping sex tape do we think.

#blchallenge2k24 #blchallenge2k24 day 14 #sad boys #only friends #old fashioned cupcake #playboyy #moonlight chicken

[notbecauseofvictories]

it is very funny talking to my youngest brother, because he will do classic "I'm in my twenties" nonsense like ask if I want to grab drinks and then forget to charge his phone, and so I will be on the verge of texting our mother because obviously he is dead, when he finally replies to my increasingly hysterical string of texts with "oh, sorry, my phone has been dead since last night, are we still on for drinks?"

#me a thirty year old: how the hell do you LIVE LIKE THIS #I have been up for nine hours now! I went the grocery store! I MADE CHICKEN AND VEGETABLE STOCK #and studied for a certification exam! and your phone has been dead all day??? #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

[twinklecupcake]

If I were a show runner, I would just say how old everyone was, or at least say who was an adult and who wasn’t.

#this has been rotating in my mind like a rotisserie chicken #like. listen. esp in this day showrunnets are aware of fandom and what they do #it should not be difficult to give ages to your characters #especially when your fan base is ASKING how old everyone is #why not just skip the headaches and say ‘he’s 14. he’s an adult. she’s 13.’ etc? #….I didn’t say a title but you all thought one didn’t you?

[skeletonpendeja]

Shit I been cooking lately

#upper left was tonight; baked chicken w sauteed broccoli and stovetop mac w sharp ny cheddar #upper right was last night; fried dry rubbed wings w steamed broc and a serving of arroz con mais #lower left is a pizza w a peeled tomato marinara- sliced mozz- THEN pepperoni peppers and onion then topper w shredded mozz #and lower right is pan fried dry rubbed pork chop chunklets w a new zealand white cheddar mac and broiled asparagus seasoned w parmesan #bones rattle #if you need a metric on how old i am i am officially posting food pics #i cant wait till tomatoes are in season so i can do my big pasta shells w mozz pearls and freshly crushed tomatoe sauce and basil #plus i wanna learn how to do chicken n broccoli or bulgogi soon #i need to try some red meat. #plus i still have my ground turkey pastelitos to make... #ive been doing cooking after work as opposed to going right to drawing or gaming and its been soothing after a long day #baking too #i made a big yellow cake in a hotel pan and cookies for later #which is now tbh :3c #''gwen are u getting fatter'' YEA IM EATING FOR MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE #SHUT UR GAB AND EAT MY MANDOLINED CARROTS AND PEAS I PUT CHILI FLAKES IN THE BUTTER SO THEY CAN BLOOM IN FLAVOR W THE CARROTS