#date me pls

[anggltz]

Need her so bad AUGHHAHHGGHHHHGG

#honkai star rail #hsr #black swan #ngh #date me pls

[ahsfan05]

who’s going to kiss the brown-haired girls?

sincerely,

a brown-haired girl

#asking the real questions #wlw #i want a girlfriend!! #date me pls #the blonde #lesbian #tv girl

[ifconfusionwasaperson]

I'm so in love with Lily Evans

#James can date Regulus as long as his wife is free #Im convinced her and I would make such good couple too #lily evans hc #james x lily #lily evans x reader #Lily evans x me #Date me pls #james potter #harry potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #peter pettigrew #the marauders era #the marauders era headcanon #the marauders headcanon

[cannibalgh0st]

Random date with me:

I take you to Olive Garden and we get plastered🫒🤔🥖🍝🍷🍸

#let me temp you with bread sticks #olive garden #lol #date me pls #🥸🥲👁👁

[sidthesciencekid2007]

dude evan buckley has a point i’d bi panic too if i saw natalia LMAO

#911 fox #evan buck buckely #i am 100% a buddie shipper #HOWEVER #she is so pretty #date me pls

[lady-morrigen]

Oh shit are we back on our daisy bullshit?!

I am ALWAYS going to be on my Daisy bullshit.

She’s beautiful and perfect and just wonderful 😩

#I mean look at her #how could you not be obsessed? #daisy ridley #date me pls #that’s my best friend #asks #answered

[seiseimaru]

pen pressure still not working,,,maybe ill redraw this someday….T_T

#not orv #i drew this on mspaint pls be nice #fear and hunger #cahara #enki ankarian #ragnvaldr #d’arce #yes i used the dating sim color palettes #i love blue hair pronouns cahara #couldve put legarde in this but honestly this is funnier to me #fear and hunger meme #i see no difference #love is love

[bananasuckerr]

I want a lover so bad. Like date me in such a good bf 😞😞😞 I'm Korean and that's all I have to offer be greatful /j

#date me pls #im desperate #great bf #저랑 사귀어주세요 저는 너무 착하고 한국인이고 유명해요

[caspervi]

Date time ⭐️

#jegulus #the jegulus grind never stops #somebody pls check on me my brain is rotting away with jegulus worms #sunseeker #starchaser #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #caspervi is close to being head empty only jegulus #imagine someone writes a date scene cause of this haha imagine…

[venuscrashed]

After watching a horror movie.

MC: (Gets up) Alright, I’m going to bed goodnight.

Demon bros: Good Night

MC: (Turns around) Wait! Can one of you check my room.

Lucifer: Really?

MC: What if there are demons.

Lucifer: …fine

#obey me x male reader #obey me x you #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me shall we date #venuscrashed #obey me incorrect quotes #Check my closet for me pls

[starryturrtle]

It's been forever since I've posted I'm so sorry I have no reason as to why I just haven't felt like it🧍‍♂️ anyways I've been obsessed with teacher/student relationships even tho I'm a minor and it's generally wrong...before yall get on my ass I don't encourage this irl and the only reason I rlly like the idea is cuz I was groomed multiple times in the past😭

Teacher x fem student reader

Warnings: teacher student relationship, readers age not specified, cockwarming, cheating, p in v sex, self indulgent, implied manipulation and grooming

M!Teacher who notices your grade slipping so he asks you to meet with him after school so he can help

M!Teacher who's eyes linger on you longer than the rest of his students

M!Teacher who's constantly leaving little touches

M!Teacher who runs his finger through your hair while you confide in him

M!Teacher who calls you the most perfect and beautiful girl when you act insecure

F!Reader who begins to grow attached to her teacher and does everything possible to have his validation

M!Teacher who uses this to his advantage and begins to spend more and more time with you

F!Reader who wears short skirts and low cut blouses just to have her teacher look at her longer

M!Teacher who invites you to his house to help you with school but ends up with his tongue down your throat

F!Reader who's never been loved or touched by man so she spends every moment with him begging for his affection

M!Teacher who switches your class so his free period is right after your class ends

M!Teacher who then keeps you after class during his free period bent over his desk with his cock deep inside your tight walls

M!Teacher who sends you to your next class late with his cum dripping out of you and a note excusing you for being late because he was "helping" you

M!Teacher who keeps you after school so you can cockworm him while talking about your day and interest

M!Teacher who is happily married with kids so you're his "dirty little secret"

F!Reader who felt bad but he reassured her she meant the world to him and the only reason he didn't leave his wife for you was for your safety

M!Teacher who convinces you that know one will ever love you like he does

Ughhh I need this so bad uhmm let me know if you liked this or want me to turn this into an actual story:33

#teacher crush #tc community #teacher x student #student reader #teacher attachment #teacher x reader #teacher love #fem reader #teacher x student reader #i need a teacher to love me #dont actually date your teacher pls #teacher crush community #male teacher x female student #male teacher crush

[ahsfan05]

🕯a girlfriend🕯

#manifesting #lesbian #lgbtq #queer #gay #i want a girlfriend!! #girlfriend #help #bisexual #date me pls #nonbinary #wlw

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

#the witcher books #dandelion #geralt of rivia #gerlion #you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'? #this is like that except the reverse #geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just #don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous #'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not' #'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'

[realstrap]

03/22/2024

Help me get to a job interview!!!

It's scheduled for the 26th and I need ppe and uber money, this is huge and is needed ASAP!!

Securing this employment opportunity means we won't have to struggle as much to survive, but i need to get there to make sure it happens!

Anything helps!!

$80 needed

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm for p@y pal

#sorry we are poor #i really need this job #pls help me get there!!! #i want to be able to pay bills and eat!! #and get new clothes!!! #and take my wife out on dates!!

[psipaka]

Lyrics are a bit off, I’m kinda dumb.

Decided to post this on tumblr too for fun. (Song: i/me/myself demo by Will Wood, idea inspired by randyjadesbandyaids on TT)

#dialtown #dialtown randy #dialtown randy jade #randy jade #dialtown art #dialtown phone dating sim #i’m so exhausted #pls help #drawing #digital art #art #sketch #artists on tumblr #animatic #i love randy sm he’s so me

[honeypleasejustkillme]

so real.

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd shitposting #actually borderline #bpd favorite person #bpd vent #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd #bpd fp #unhealthy love #wooooo #i love posting these types of things cuz it’s just always calling out #guys i want a lover #someone date me #someone come give me cuddles pls