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inseparableduo · 19 days
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“Someone really should fix that washer…”
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ladyvladina · 13 days
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Quietly judges all the degenerates who went feral due to the date change.
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amberablerambles · 18 days
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🌸EVERYONE SHUT-
🌸PUMPIN IRON IS PLAYING SHSHSHSH
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kryptonianclone · 3 days
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"Kon wasn't the first superboy" But I was the one to trademarked it and I was the one who had a Saturday morning cartoon it's just natural that people think of me
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You know it be nice if he could just stopped being betrayed and stabbed in the back again .. it’s starting to seem like a running theme at this point .
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clown-demon · 1 day
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"What's this about kangaroos, now?"
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valeren-raven · 3 months
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What's the big deal with eating humans? I eat dead humans all the time.
I don't KILL humans to eat them though.
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spybiote · 4 months
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❛ ---- BAH HUMBUG !! ❜
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aragakiis · 16 days
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Knows how to use an air fryer. A deep fryer. A stove. An oven. Pretty much every other kitchen appliance. watches cooking shows. Cooks at a professional level at 18. Knows how to use a juicer—
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inseparableduo · 9 months
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"I thought we were all mature enough you would stop making fun of me for my small chest, ass."
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maxfortress · 10 months
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His trauma made him the opposite of kinky.
Not too long ago, he wouldn't have minded so much. Who'd want him as a partner?
But now... He doesn't know how he feels.
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kryptonianclone · 8 days
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Kon vc: everyone thinks I'm punk or goth when I am in fact a secret third thing
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hana-akari · 6 months
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"Why are we passing a baby around?! I was so protective of Sarada my parents had to pry her from me to hold her!"
She couldn't imagine not being overprotective of a baby.
She is concerned.
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erxsxre · 19 days
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-Irritated eye twitch at the anon's hassling Yamada-
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clown-demon · 3 months
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They did WHAT to their kids!?
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