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At my funeral, I want someone to throw my cremation urn over their shoulder and whoever catches it will be the next to die
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Felt like drawing the boys again
Enjoy
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Farmer Fred is Farmer Dead 🐔
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Shout out to the rejects!!!
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bed wed or behead your mom from real life /j
I ain’t got pictures of the body /j
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QUICK!!! BEST YO MAMA JOKE THAT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD??
Yo Mama is so gone that not even Ed and Al will try to bring her back
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Biblically accurate Monkie kid au
According to Wikipedia about Sha Wujing and his infamous necklace, “A necklace consisting of skulls made him look even more terrible; according to one story, an earlier group of nine monks on a pilgrimage west to fetch the scriptures met their end at the hands of Wujing. Heedless of their pleas for mercy, he devoured them, sucked the marrow from their bones, and threw their skulls into the river. Unlike his other victims, whose bone sank to the river bottom, these skulls of the nine monks floated. This fascinated and delighted Wujing, who strung them on a rope and played with them when he was bored.”
Truly the neurodivergent king we need in these times.
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Kill yourself pop psychology snowflake faggot. You're such a fucking loser. Dipshit
I mean, our host has BPD, so statistically speaking, give us a minute lol
-Rune 💠
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Looks like the juice expired
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Mood - expensive wine glass filled with phenyl 🤌
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Hadestown but it’s an 80s jukebox, I’ll go first
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Sonic after hearing about Starline's death: Oh no... anyway-
Later probably
Surge: So... is he dead?
Sonic: I don't know, probably. I never really liked that guy.
Surge: Yeah- me neither. I hated that guy.
Starline: *rising up from the rubble* Okay, first of all-
Surge: *strikes him with energy* So anyway...
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I make a lot of comments about Cerridwen and Kyorli in a familiar cuddle pile but I also know Gromph aggressively monitors those because sometimes he sees Cerridwen staring at Kyorli and her face is straight up just
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Tag Faust: dark humor
Tag : yo Nacht what is a reverse exorcism
Nacht?: hm? I don’t know
Tag : It’s is if the devil tells the priest to go out of the child
Nacht:Fuc€ing hell“try not to laugh „ you can’t never bring the joke whit Morgan or Jo
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IMPORTANT PSA
BOOMER COMMENTS AND DAD JOKES ARE TWO DIFFERENT ENTITIES AND ID APPRECIATE YOU LIL' FACKERS TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
I'm not a fucking boomer... I was the generation they fucked up!
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