#dark creativity sanders

[renomonarch5058]

(Guess who’s on a Sanders Sides hyper fixation lol) Imagine the salt circle thing with demons but it’s Remus and a soap circle lmao

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #dark creativity sanders #deceit sanders #morality sanders #ts remus #ts janus #ts patton #sander sides comic #demus #ts demus

[loganscroftersstash]

partners in crime

logan was NOT in agreement to this.

i cant stop thinking abt wtit and these two. they’re on the mind. i hesrt them so MUCH. hid a little easter egg in there for you btw! (like two actually LMAO)

based off this ^ pls reblog if u enjoy + no reuploading pls!!

( @thatsthat24 @intrulogicalweek )

#oh my god dude i’m so proud of this. it came out better than i thought it would #sanders sides #remus sanders #logan sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides art #ts art #art #dark creativity sanders #logic sanders #thomas sanders #intrulogical #(?) #i love ethem #mitzysartstash

[st7arlight]

they interact how only true siblings would

#samders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #intrusive thoughts sanders #mine #my art #art tag #digital art #artists on tumblr

[justjanusthings]

#providing your pet with proper enrichment #justjanusthings #janus sanders #deceit sanders #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #dukeceit #ts janus #ts deceit #ts remus #ts dark creativity #sanders sides #ts sides #deceit #demus

[queerdoctorofthe1600s]

Virgil: *putting on chapstick*

Remus: What flavor is that?

Virgil: Oh its cherry.

Remus: Can I try it?

Virgil: Sure.

Remus: *bites it like a banana*

Virgil: WHAT THE FUCK

#sanders sides #tss #ts sides #dukexiety #virgil #virgil sanders #remus #remus sanders #anxiety sanders #dark creativity #dark creativity sanders #thomas sanders #incorrect quote #shitpost #cecils chats

[peachy-lemon83]

Why am I reacting to these like it’s my first time seeing them?? I’ve watched these like at least 3 times and that’s for the new episodes because I was absent in the fandom bc I am a wondering cat who can not stay in one fandom house or even fandom neighborhood lol)

Okay but I actually love Logan giving Deceit room to speak in selfishness v. Selflessness Redux (wether he wanted to or not)

Him being upset at Patton for skipping his information just bc it didn’t contribute to his side

Logan teaming up with Deceit! it was great

It definitely felt like a “you’re both hurting him too” moment for Patton and Roman, especially Patton who seems to be like the purest of light sides. We’ve seen them unintentionally hurt Thomas before but this was huge

(Also is it me or does Deceit seem kind of salty/passive aggressive, almost like he’s upset that something happened bc Thomas wasn’t taking time for himself… mmmmm wonder what big things have happened bc Thomas wasn’t taking his time and listening to parts of himself… -glances at Virgil ducking out- on top of the three of them already being pushed down and out for so long, not being given the seat at the table)

Also why do all the dark side so far have the same humor, it’s always the sarcastic not technically wrong mixed with the taking things literally

Virgil: oh I’m sorry, was I not wanted at this exact second? (His literally 2nd line in the whole series lmao)

Virgil: do you actually want me to count them? (See a previous post of mine for more details and a better actual quote but it was a response to a question from Logan where he couldn’t tell if he actually wanted him to count out how many times they’d done something or if it was rhetorical)

Remus: (in reaction to Logan saying “and figuratively dress him down”) oh! Well if that’s what you wanted, Logan *pants unzip* you could’ve just said so!

(To which Logan screams about how this is the exact reason he puts the silly “figuratively”s in there for since Roman constantly calls them unnecessary)

Also Logan seems to have gotten this form of combating this down pat(ton) and it makes me wonder if he hangs out with them or just maybe just Virgil and that’s why he has this habit or is it just him being himself

Janus: you’re right we wouldn’t want to plant too many trees (after giving a face/noise of “well…” when Patton said something like “everything in moderation”)

Janus:(in response to Romans: “well when is it enough?” Where he’s pretty obviously talking about the previous topic) …trees?

All to come down to my point I love their sense of humor so much lmao

#dark sides #ts dark creativity #ts remus #ts virgil #ts anxiety #ts sanders sides #remus sanders #virgil sanders #dark creativity sanders #anxiety sanders #deceit sanders #ts deceit #I love that there’s a tag for ts deceit spelled incorrectly #lmao #ts deciet #janus sanders #ts janus #logan sanders #ts logic #ts logan #logic sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #ts patton #ts morality #ts roman #ts creativity

[anotherotter]

“I agree, how about demented.” - Remus

#funny quote of the day #funny #funny quotes #sanders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #ts remus #dark creativity sanders

[just-some-gt-trash]

Blessed, cursed, or both?

AN: I am alive, shoutout to that one anon who worried about me.

This is my gift for @glacierruler for the @sanderssidesgiftxchange

I am so sorry for the delay, my school's stupid platform registered a bunch of mine and other classmates grades incorrectly and we spent the holidays making sure it was fixed, but here it is! Hope you like it c:

Summary: After his first day in a new school sucked as much as expected, Virgil is sure his day can't get any worse, until it does. At least there were two very weird but familiar individuals to keep him from dying, even if it meant they dragged him to a confusing investigation afterwards.

CW: explosions, near death experiences, swearing.

WC: 2866

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The walk home was longer than Virgil imagined. Yet again, any walk would seem to last an eternity to anyone on a new town.

Virgil's old school was perfect, as perfect as a high school could be, but at least it was perfect for him. A robotics and chemistry lab left practically all for himself was clearly the biggest appeal, but his classmates and teachers were nice too. The cafeteria food was the only thing Virgil could actually complain about.

Here, at one of the biggest cities in his country, one would believe the public schools would be quite well funded and have a lot of resources. It sounded like such a stupid mindset now that Virgil went to his earlier thoughts again.

His new school was a nightmare, almost an abandoned building. The chemistry lab, which also worked as a computer lab, was occupied by boxes full with old participation trophies and books that probably still had slurs written on their pages.

And if that wasn't ad enough already, his classmates were all dicks. No one cared enough about anyone but themselves to mind if they bumped with someone in the hallway or made them drop their books on the way to their locker.

"They're just surviving, you'll learn to do it too... eventually"

Those words kept repeating on Virgil's head, he didn't even know the name of the person decent enough to help him. Surviving... that shouldn't be an excuse for being an asshole.

Lost in his thoughts, Virgil almost didn't hear the giggles and laughs coming from the other side of the street.

Virgil looked back, spotting what appeared to be a fucking mansion, no, it was more like one of those rich neighborhoods with the clean white houses. Only it wasn't that, it was a school.

Oh great, he had fallen into the falling to crumbs public school and Olympus worthy private school stereotype hadn't he?

Virgil could actually feel the sun shinning bright above the fancy campus, despite the rest of the city being covered by storm clouds.

Moving on, back to going home... wait.

Taking a couple of steps back, Virgil realized the clouds actually did seem to part above the school.

Virgil looked over at the buildings surrounding it, grey sky, then back at the school, blue sky.

Well that was definitely not norm-

BOOM

An explosion.

Sure, add an explosion almost fucking KILLING him to te worst day of his life, why not?

Almost killing him... why wasn't he dead?

As Virgil opened his eyes, he could once again see that blue sky that filled his head with so many questions, and then he looked down only to e greeted with a set of perfect white teeth.

"Do not worry innocent citizen, the great Starbolt has saved you from disaster!"

Virgil could barely see this man's, Starbolt he said? Face with the sun shining behind him and the breeze blown his hair to his eyes.

Breeze?

Looking down, way down, Virgil could barely see the floor.

"HOLLY SHIT!" Virgil could only scream. He was flying! Actually flying! Well, Starbolt was, while carrying him. This man was making Virgil fucking fly with him.

boom

Another explosion, further into the city.

"Well, have to take this one." Was the only warning Virgil got from Starbolt before being dropped who knew how many feet off the air.

This time he couldn't even scream. Virgil was really screwed up now, and the sun had once again disappeared so there weren't any shadows where he could-

And then the floor stopped getting closer, Virgil felt a new pair of arms holding him and sure enough, someone caught him.

Seriously could death stop taunting him for only five minutes?

"Hey, you're the emo kid."

Virgil looked up, at this man's face, meeting a pair of bright red eyes. He's seen those eyes before... this person was at school earlier today.

"Um... hi?"

A smile Virgil could only describe as unsettling replied to him. "Welcome to the city, you won't die if you're lucky enough to have me around, not so much if you bump into those assholes over there though." He pointed to the sky, not before slapping a fucking boulder away with his bare hand, making it break around them.

Virgil looked to where his classmate was pointing. Another person floated alongside Starbolt as they lifted people away from the explosions.

It was then when he really took a look at both of them. Starbolt wore a mainly white suit with red and golden accents. A golden "S" resembling a lightning decorated his chest, and a red cape blew with the wind as the superhero flew. The look was tied together with a red mask only covering his green eyes.

The other one, whose name Virgil didn't know, somehow matched with Starbolt while still standing out as his own person. He wore a baby blue suit with white swirls decorating it, a pink scarf acted as a mask that covered his face lower half while the ends blew behind him like Starbolt's cape, and a pair of pink ballet shoes. Taking a better look at him made Virgil realize he wasn't actually flying, but jumping higher up than humanly possible.

Virgil's thoughts were interrupted once again by his classmate's voice

"Aaand, up you go"

"Wait wha-" Virgil couldn't finish his sentence before his classmate tossed him back up in the air, only to be caught again by Starbolt.

Virgil held tightly onto the man's shoulders as they landed, a crowd formed around them as the people clapped and cheered.

"Thank you, thank you. No need to clap really." Starbolt landed and let Virgil down on the ground safely, "I can't take all the credit, right Blaze?"

Blaze landed right next to them, Virgil couldn't see his face but could still tell he was smiling. "We did a great job!" Blaze eagerly mentioned as he highfived Starbolt, "You don't need to be modest about it"

Virgil was left standing between the two heroes. There were a million questions in his head and he couldn't even get a word out. So many things happened all at once and his mind was still trying to process it.

A buzzing sound and... a voice? Came out from an earphone both heroes were wearing, but Virgil wasn't close enough to understand the words.

Without even looking at each other, as if they were connected telepatically or something, both heroes bowed to the crowd around them and took off. Virgil watched as they flew and jumped away respectively.

Great, now what?

"You survived, awesome"

"Ah!" Was the only noise Virgil could let out after his classmate surprised him once again. "Not thanks to you and your friends"

"Pff, those guys? Nah we're not together. I just make sure they don't kill half the city's population with their neglect. Starbolt thinks he was quick enough to drop you, go and save more emo teenagers and come back before you splatted on the concrete and became a puddle of blood and broken bones."

Virgil rolled his eyes, "Thanks for that image."

His classmate smiled, "Don't mention it."

"Shouldn't you be like, all dressed up and protecting your identity or whatever?" Virgil asked, as he made his way back to the sidewalk.

"It's not like anybody pays attention to us, we're invisible. The only reason you recognized me it's because we go to the same school, but you clearly don't even know my name"

Virgil stopped and turned around to look at his classmate eye to eye, deciding to ignore the fact that he had to look up to actually do that. "Can you blame me? I just moved in and your school is full of douchebags who don't care about anyone but themselves. Do you know my name?"

He shrugged, "maybe I know, maybe I don't. I'll find out, we have our ways."

"Who's we?" Asked Virgil, "you keep saying that"

His classmate grinned and pointed towards the top of a nearby building with his eyes.

Virgil followed the teen's gaze, spotting another masked figure, a much darker one. This... hero? Was wearing all black, had a bowler hat a cape that matched, only his green half phantom of the opera style mask stood out from the darkness surrounding him.

Virgil could swear they made eye contact before the figure disappeared between the clouds.

"Welp, gotta run Virge." The teen announced, causing Virgil to shift his attention back to him. "Nice keeping you from becoming a resident in hell!"

"Wait so you did..." Aaand he was gone, "...know"

Whatever, it's not like Virgil cared that much, he had other stuff to worry about.

Stuff that kept Virgil's superhero encounter in the back of his mind the rest of the day, the next morning, and even halfway through the school day. And it would have stayed that way if it wasn't for-

"Hey VV!"

That.

Virgil gripped the sides of his lunch tray as he turned around and sure enough, there he was, same guy from yesterday.

He tried to ignore him, but it was hard considering the school's cafeteria was hardly double the size of a regular classroom. Even being at opposite sides of the room, they were still close enough to clearly notice each other.

Virgil sighed, it couldn't be worse than eating by himself. He walked over the table where his classmate was sitting, squeezing through a crowd of teenagers trying not to ruin his food.

His classmate smiled, "glad to know you haven't died since we last saw each other."

"Could tell you the same thing." Virgil replied wit a sarcastic tone, "are you going to tell me your name now or am I going to be kept in the dark forever?"

"Mmm, I don't know. I like the mystery surrounding me"

"Please, there's nothing mysterious about you Remus"

Virgil turned around as another voice interrupted them.

"Whyyy do you haaave to ruin my fuuun?" Remus complained as the third person sat next to him.

"Telling the truth is not ruining your fun dear."

That voice... "It's you, the guy who helped me yesterday."

Virgil managed to catch his attention, "I am. No need to thank me or anything."

"And don't call them a guy," Remus chimed in, "they them pronouns for this handsome please."

"Or just Janus, some people are too stubborn to care about anyones identity."

"Right, sorry." Virgil apologized.

Remus wrapped his arms around Janus, kissing his cheek multiple times in an almost aggressive way. That's when Virgil caught on, they were dating. "I can... go and leave you two alone if you want."

"Please don't" Janus put their hand between their cheek and Remus' lips. "Maybe with you here this scumbag will have some shame and stop being so publicly affectionate."

Remus grinned, "not a chance."

Janus rolled their eyes, "I'll keep him in line. Take a seat Virgil."

Virgil did as instructed, "for people who just care about surviving, it seems like everyone around him knows my name."

"I said other people don't care," Janus corrected. "We're the exception that makes the rule."

"Right, and do you know your boyfriend is going around the city showing everyone his inhuman strength?"

Remus snickered, "boyfriend is a strong word. We're barely friends with benefits"

Virgil almost chocked on his food as he swallowed, "I-I'm sorry I didn't mean to assume I just-"

"He's joking." Janus interrupted, slapping Remus' hand as if they were reprimanding a little kid.

"You know you love me"

"And to answer your question," Janus looked back at Virgil, "I know. This idiot doesn't even try to cover his identity when cleaning those so called heroes' mess"

Remus groaned, "what's the point? It's not like they ever give credit or even say thank you."

"What is up with them anyway? Starbolt and Blaze?" Virgil's curiosity couldn't be ignored anymore, he had a million questions and couldn't figure out how to even begin asking them. "I didn't realized I was moving to Gotham."

That comment got a chuckle out of Janus. "At least Batman does his job right, those bastards are faker than-"

"My virginity!" Remus interrupted.

"Sure, that works." Janus sighed and took a bite out of an apple they had grabbed earlier. "We're pretty sure it's all staged, doesn't mean they're not putting innocent people's lives at risk."

"I think the clouds hide their wires" Remus said before slurping the last of his carton juice.

Virgil couldn't help but shake his head, "that would be true if they didn't open up around them."

Janus raised an eyebrow and glanced over at Remus. "What are you talking about?"

Virgil looked up rom his food, "haven't you noticed? They attract the sun beams or something."

"Maybe because yesterday was sunny?" Remus asked, his tone made Virgil think they thought he was joking.

"No... the only moment I've seen the sun since I got him was when I was in Starbolt's arms."

The couple looked at each other, confused.

Janus stood up and walked around the table, grabbing Virgil's hand without warning and pulling him up.

"W-wait wha-"

"Shh, just come with me."

Virgil pulled his hand out of Janus' grip, "I'm not going to be dragged away by someone I barely know without an explanation."

"Fine, you don't want to be dragged." Remus spoke from behind him.

Virgil turned around in time for Remus to grab him and carry him over his shoulder.

"P-Put me down!" Virgil struggled in Remus' grip to no avail. This guy really had superhuman strength.

Virgil's demands were ignored as Remus carried him around school. He gave up by the time they arrived to the main entrance.

Janus opened one of the schools front doors, "how's the climate today?"

"I would gladly tell you if Remus would let me down so I could look outside."

"No need!" Remus turned around so Virgil could answer without having to put him down.

Virgil sighed, he might as well answer and get this over with.

He looked up, a bunch of dark storm clouds made it impossible to actually look at the sky. Thunder and lightning accompanied the heavy rain, how come they coulnd't hear all this nose from inside?

"There's a storm" Virgil answered, plain and simple. "Will you let me down now?"

Janus looked up at the sky, "you're seriously not messing with me?"

Virgil groaned, "why would I be messing with you? It's right there."

Janus looked back at Virgil, then at their partner, making a sign to step out of the school.

Remus did as Janus signed, taking Virgil out in the storm with him.

"W-w-wait no! You don't know how bad my hair gets with humidity! The last thing I need is people making fun of..."

Virgil looked over at Remus, who remained completely dry under the rain. Virgil on the other hand, was already soaking wet after just a few seconds of being carried under the rain, "what?"

"Huh" Janus' face couldn't hide their surprise. They pulled Remus and Virgil back into the building.

Remus finally let Virgil down.

"What was that about? He's not only super strong but also waterproof?" Virgil squeezed the water from his sleeves and tried to fix his hair as he complained.

"He's not. There wasn't any storm outside, I thought you were joking but looking at you now... something else is going on here."

"No shit Sherlock" Virgil rubbed his face, accidentally smearing his eyeshadow.

Remus sighed, "you treat this like joke, but it's something serious. If sunbeams were following those assholes around that means they have something to do with this!"

Virgil shrugged, "why does that concern me? You and your mr. Black cape friend are the ones cleaning their mess, not me."

The three teens were getting annoyed at this point.

"It concerns you because you're the only one who can see what's happening" Janus explained.

"And that is not my fault. Go and ask anybody else if they can see the fucking storm becase I'm not getting myself involved in this craziness!" The lights flickered as Virgil lost control. He took a deep breath, he needed to calm down and just let everything go before anything suspicious happened and he had to flee again.

Janus looked up at the lights, then back as Virgil. This guy was nervous about something. "Look, we're not going to deep dive into why you have this ability if you don't want us to but we need your help."

Virgil crossed his arms, looking at his classmates as he analyzed his situation.

"It's up to you, but remember I can keep carrying you anywhere we want" Remus shrugged.

Virgil sighed, "and then you'll leave me alone?"

Janus nodded, "we will."

"Fine then," Virgil caved in. "What do you want me to do?"

#open endings my beloved #does this mean I'm back #i sure hope so #sanders sides #my writing #non gt #superhero au #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #anxiety sanders #deceit sanders #dark creativity sanders #light sides mention #thomas sanders #sanders sides fanfiction #ts virgil #ts deceit #ts remus #sanderssidesgiftxchange

[five-abs-and-one-peck]

how does Remus bathe himself? Does he lick himself clean like a cat? Sit in a tub of vinegar or tomato juice? Kleenex wipes? Or does he never bathe, letting his odor intimidate the others? These are the thoughts I have now.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #ts sanders sides #creativity #dark creativity sanders #intrusive thoughts #no but fr how does he bathe if he's allergic to soap #i need to know

[lil-toastie-boi]

Im extremely late but Happy Birthday Remus!!!!!!!!!!!

#romantic f/os #f/os #my f/os #f/o #sander sides #sandersides #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #intrusive thot #happy birthday remus #artist #art #drawing #fanart #self ship #self shipping #sanders sides #ts remus #thomas sanders

[marechaussee-phantom]

Janus: How long does a deodorant stick usually last you?

Remus: Usually only 3 or 4 bites

Janus: Why do I even bother

#remus sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sander sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #janus sanders #deceit sanders #dark creativity sanders #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[alien-slushie]

Remus: For the right amount of money, anyone's a prostitute. That's like, Living 101.

#source: american dad #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sander sides #thomas sanders #dark creativity #dark creativity sanders #remus sanders

[loganscroftersstash]

HOLY SHIT THE NEW VID. OH MY GOD??

spoilers below!!!!

FIRST OFF. THEY ARE ALL ROCKING IT WITH THE NEW HAIR AND IM LIVINH FOR IT!!! ik thomas is/was insecure about showing it off and i’m so glad he got to show it off!!! also the facial hair. dude oh my god— like they’re all?? killing it??? JANUS ESPECIALLY W THE FACIAL HAIR OMGGGG.

also i did. audibly gasp when i saw remus. ITS SUCH A LOOK????

okay enough about looks it’s time for the moments!!

when logan goes “i could yell at you right now but instead i will simply say ‘falsehood’” I GIGGLED. I KICKED MY FEET. he’s so over everyone’s bullshit

roman with his pictures around him

“i don’t have a family heirloom on me” “well that’s just foolish” or whatever i’m paraphrasing

virgil running away was so fuckinh funny

patton is so the type to take dogs home

sorry back to remus i’m not over it he looked so. FUCKING AWESOME. HIM JUST CHILLING LOOKINH SO MISCHIEVOUS???

also janus’ coat. literally all their outfits i’m not over it

LOGANS NEW GLASSES LOGANS NEW FUCKING GLASSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KM NOT OVER IT!!!!!!!! (i’m so normal about him)

they’re also patton’s but i just realized it

“that was denial” “shoot” I GIGGLED PT. 2

it was so not what i expected but i loved every minute of it.

LOGAN IN A LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOGAN HAVING FAMILY MEETINGS WITH THE SIDES AND THOMAS

i miss virgil’s jacket

JANUS WITH A BERET

THE DWIT ROBE !!!!!!

The Most Perfect Jam

“HOW BOUT YOU LAY OFF? ITS WHIMSICAL!”

the (platonic) logince banter always comes through

remus with a knife in the shower.. killing it

enjoy my thoughts. back to writing shitty tss fanfiction <3

#POTENTIAL SPOILERS!! #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #logic sanders #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #patton sanders #morality sanders #virgil sanders #anxiety sanders #roman sanders #creativity sanders #janus sanders #deceit sanders #tss #ts sides #mitzy rambles

[rats-shitlab]

Working on a new au, thinking about robot Remus made entirely out of other scrapped bots<3

I'm not in love with this version but it is a good starting point for figuring him out. Wanna see anyone in particular next?

#rats shitlab #sanders sides #remus sanders #sanders sides au #thatsthat24 #thomas sanders #thomas sanders sides #dark creativity sanders #tss remus #intrusive thoughts sanders #forbidden creativity sanders #tss duke #duke remus #duke sanders #robots #robot au #concept art

[justjanusthings]

#encouraging feral gremlin behavior #justjanusthings #janus sanders #deceit sanders #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #dukeceit #ts sides #sanders sides #ts janus #ts deceit #ts remus #ts dark creativity #deceit #demus

[clemjolichose]

Here is the one-shot for the prompt of @korruptbrekker. It's short, but I had to make researchs for that and it's late. I had lots of fun!

To submit a prompt, see that post.

TW meat/food, dead animal and mention of fire?

Janus never, in all of his abnormally long life, thought he'd find himself knee-deep in rotisserie chicken, but there was a first time for everything he supposed.

"Remind me again- where does this chicken come from? he asked Remus, trying to remain calm, but he had so, so much questions.

-Oh, it's not a chicken. Well- not really. It's more of a big chicken, think emu, you know, those wreckless flightless birds who won over some dumb humans! But it still got wings and all so I guess it's a chicken? Remus ranted, trying to cover his mistake with useless informations."

Janus sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, crossing his arm over his chest.

"In all honesty, what the fuck, Remus. Where does it come from? Why is it this- this big?!"

Remus laughed and leant down to take a piece of barely cooked chicken and eat it.

"Well, I'm bored, I don't like going hunting everyday so I thought that maybe- maybe, as the two time-travellers entity we are, whose diet is mainly composed of meat, maybe- and I say it again- maybe, we needed something bigger. You know, stocking up."

Janus looked at him with all the disgust he could summon at this instant, and it was a lot. He tried to move away but could barely walk.

"Where did you find it, Remus? he asked again, losing his temper.

-In some woods. Trees were giants like my weiner."

Janus exhaled and then:

"WOO! You're acting like an idiot while, I know it, remember you can't lie to me, you know exactly what I meant. When. Does. This. Bird. Come. From."

He sounded threatening and even Remus had chills listening to his cold voice filled with anger. He whispered:

"The Mesozoic era..."

Janus blinked a few times, taking it in.

"Are you fucking kidding me?

-No! There were those giant birds in Australie- almost three meters high! Four hundred kilos! I can't believe I actually brought him here...

-So you're telling me there is, right now, four hundred kilograms of meat under our feet??

-More like on our feet though- Remus corrected, getting smacked on the back of the head.

-How did you cook it?

-Oh, trust me, it's not cooked. I just tasted it and it's raw as fuck, Remus declared, kicking the meat to show how pink it was."

Janus had enough. He couldn't believe Remus was this dense, this... his ageless boyfriend was stupid. The dumbest person that ever walked on earth. The most unhinged being this universe has seen. And yet, he was in love. He should call himself moronsexual by now...

"You put it on fire, didn't you?

-Yeah, I did that, Remus acquiesced."

And Janus couldn't do anything except laughing, because how ridiculous it was to be swimming in some prehistoric barely cooked bird meat in his own house? He shook his head.

"Clean it up, organise the meat, I'll take care of the cooking."

And yet, Janus decided to roll with it. After thousands of years of putting up with Remus's shit, he was still surprised. If he was being honest, he felt lucky. Remus was undeniably the best thing that has happened to him in his oh so long life, because this man made sure the days never looked alike. And he was very good at that...

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #tss #ts sides #ts art #tss janus #remus x janus #ts janus #janus sanders #ts deceit #deceit sanders #tss remus #ts remus #remus sanders #dark creativity sanders #dukeceit #demus