#daqueenobooty

[tteokdoroki]

Kiri lives in my head rent free. He ever orders groceries so he doesn’t have to leave my brain. I think he’s building a porch right now.

it’s official, he owns the free real estate that is my mind, and I have no issues with that.

kirishima has taken up so much space in my brain that ive forgotten how to live without him, id serve my pussy on a silver plate for that man

#daqueenobooty #📩. user login #💌. you’ve got mail

[katsuhera]

Congrats on finishing school! 🥳🥳

Can I ask what you studied?

THANK YOU💖 and ofc! I studied journalism and advertising :)

#hera responds #daqueenobooty

[hoe-doroki]

Why do you want to be fucked like a forest nymph, huh? How about sex on some nice soft moss or in a field of clovers.

Most tree bark is really abrasive. 😭

Unless it’s an aspen or sycamore, they’re smooth. Yes, I am a tree enthusiast.

Hahahahaha, I really don’t. These are all hypotheticals. I’m not looking for trees, snow, moss, or clover because I fear the buggies 😬 

I’m so glad that a tree enthusiast is here 😂 I don’t doubt that the trees are rough, but I do doubt that one would be forced to move their hands up and down on the tree with the pressure necessary to cause an ouch. But I guess there’s only one way to find out...

#daqueenobooty #not/sfw

[bakuroo-writings]

Self Ship September Day Ten: Surprise with Kuroo Tetsurou x female!reader

Thank you @daqueenobooty for beta reading

Warnings: female (implied?) reader but no pronouns used, mostly fluff, little bit of angst cause Kuroo is a little bit of a dick unnecessarily, reader is pregnant, happy ending 

Word count: 1,122

Sitting on the floor of your living room, you put the finishing touches on the small, rectangular clothing box, leaving it on the coffee table then walk to the kitchen to start on dinner, intent on having it ready when your husband walks through the door after work. You know exactly what you’re going to make: Kuroo’s favorite dish – salted mackerel pike with roasted baby carrots, baby corn, and baby potatoes on the side.

With the now roasted vegetables and the fish in the oven to keep them warm, you set the table with two plates, two forks and knives, and cups for water, placing the crisp winter apple scented candle in the center, lighting it just as Kuroo opens the door, leaves his shoes by the door, and plops down on the couch.

Smiling brightly, you walk out of the dining room to greet him, joining him on the couch. You wanted to give him a kiss as a greeting but you see his head is resting on the back of the couch, hands covering his face.

“Baby?” You ask as you try to grab a hand so you can hold it in yours and see his face, “Is everything okay?”

He only releases a grunt and groan in response. Sensing that he doesn’t want to talk, you instead opt to tell him about your day and it’s then that he finally looks at you.

“Y/n, could you please just shut up for five minutes and give me some space to decompress after a long, hard, hellish day?”

Taken aback at his hard tone and harsh words, you feel the tears start to form behind your eyes but blink them back as you whisper, “I was just trying to have a conversation with my husband. Figured he might want to hear about my day since he didn’t want to share his.”

“Yeah, well, what I’d really like to share,” he utters the word mockingly, “right now, is that I’d love for you to stop bothering me.”

Tears momentarily replaced by anger, you respond, “Fine. I’ll stop ‘bothering you.’ When my husband happens to reappear, he can come find me.” You storm to your bedroom, slamming the door before curling up in bed and letting the tears fall down your face as you try to quiet your sobs.

Back in the living room, Kuroo groans and runs a hand over his face. He didn’t mean to snap at you – it’s not even your fault and he knows you don’t deserve it. He just had a stressful day at work; if it wasn’t a meeting he had, it was a fire he had to put out and he barely got to eat lunch. In fact, all he had time for was an apple and all he wanted was to eat the delicious lunch you made and packed for him with love.

His stomach growls just as the wonderful scents from the kitchen waft out, reaching his nose and making his mouth water. He heaves himself up from the couch and opens the oven to see. . . a variety of baby vegetables? He grabs the oven mitt you left on the counter and pulls out the rack to see what else you prepared for him. His heart swells but guilt worsens when he sees you made his favorite.

His eyes shift to your dining room and sees the table set for a romantic dinner for two, complete with the candle you bought because “it smells like you, Tetsu,” and he rushes out of the room to go to you when a sight of red and black on the coffee table stops him. He walks over to the rectangular box, wrapped in a matte black wrapping paper and red ribbon with white accent ribbons around it.

Sitting back down on the couch, he grabs the box and unwraps it to see. . . a tiny Nekoma jersey with his last name and the number one on it, a onesie that has a baby bottle sideways on it and says “I do enjoy a good formula” on it, and, finally, a mug that says “World’s Best Dad” on it. He’s confused for a moment until he sees something left in the box – an ultrasound with Kuroo Y/n on it and then everything clicks.

The baby vegetables, the tiny jersey, the onesie, the mug. “You’re pregnant,” he thinks and then his eyes widen as his guilt worsens; you went to great lengths to surprise him with this – the dinner, the present and no doubt you had to custom order the jersey. Shoving everything back in the box and leaving it haphazardly on the coffee table, he runs down the hall, stopping only when he gets to the bedroom door, and quietly opens it.

His heart breaks as the sobs reach his ears – sobs that he caused – and he immediately rushes to you, shedding his jacket, before climbing into bed with you, turning and pulling you into his chest, letting your tears soak his shirt as you press your hands against his shoulder blades.

“I’m so sorry, love. I shouldn’t have snapped at you – you didn’t deserve it. Can you please forgive me?”

You can’t say anything through your sobs but nod your head and he exhales the breath he was holding, feeling like he can finally breathe as the weight in his chest disappears.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” he repeats as he kisses whatever part of you he can right now repeatedly. “I love you so much. And I loved the present.”

At that, your head snaps up at him and you finally see that he’s your Tetsurou again and he takes this opportunity to kiss you deeply.

“I have been wanting to do that all damn day; just the thought of it was the only thing getting me through today. What do you say we dry those tears and eat that delicious dinner you made?”

You smile and move to wipe your tears but he grabs your hand and kisses it before wiping your tears away with his thumbs. He gets up first and changes into his red sweats and black t-shirt, then comes back and picks you up in his arms, carrying you to the dining room table.

That night, long after dinner, you’re both back in your bed, your back to his chest with his hand on your stomach, box moved from the coffee table to the bench at the foot of your bed. He presses kisses to your cheek and whispers sweet nothings in your ear as you sigh happily, burrowing deeper into your arms, excited for the new chapter you’re about to start with the love of your life.

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[tteokdoroki]

My FYP be acting up, I’m gonna need you to watch this TikTok

(my dumbass remembered how to hyperlink on mobile, yay me)

THIS WAS WAY HOTTER THAN IT NEEDED TO BE IM GONNA CRY

#dabi AINT no deku but he did a good job #oh my god #daqueenobooty #📩. user login #💌. you’ve got mail

[tteokdoroki]

When you said Hanma was built like Noya, i was so confused! I thought of this mf from Baki 😭😭

HELPFEIJSJDJDF IM SCREAMING

I MEANT HANNA FROM TOKYO REVENGERS DHSJ

#daqueenobooty #📩. user login #💌. you’ve got mail

[tteokdoroki]

If you guys have goth izuku and katsuki, I’m going for punk Kiri, let’s do a triple date?!!

YES LETS

#emo boy band #daqueenobooty #📩. user login #💌. you’ve got mail

[tteokdoroki]

Don’t be weird anons aali is a child of god and we DONT tolerate thirst weirdos. Some of Y’all down horrendous 😔

down atrocious ☹️ im just trying to be horny for lines on a page don’t go being horny for me now

#THANK U :( #like i do not want to be sexualised #it’s fucking weird #daqueenobooty #📩. user login #💌. you’ve got mail

[tteokdoroki]

Having your bf suck on ya like a calf is really cute and a lil sexy until he looks up at you, eyes kinda sparkling.

“This is good, mama/mommy”

That shit made my skin crawl. NEVER call me mommy ESPECIALLY when you basically fucking breastfeeding. 😭😭

Never again 🥲

STJKSIDID NOOOO ,):)/£: because i like being called mommy 😞✋🏾 wish dat were me bestie IM SORRY

I THINK ITS ADORABLE :(((

#BELP DJJSJ #WE ARE OPPOSITES #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

Izuku is a masochist, you can’t convince my otherwise. ⛓ 😩⛓

boy breaks his bones for a living, he gets turned on by pain <33 i also feel like seeing you all scratched up or maybe biting you somewhere so hard that it makes you cry are deku’s specialties

#daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

To you and 💜anon

Sucking dick can be nasty if the guy your with is nasty, especially if they’re uncut. Foreskin can have a lot of um... buildup, so if your partner has one they should wash their junk daily

Also you should make the lucky person wash their dick before you get down to business anyway. Also everyone should brush their teeth before/after giving head to reduce the chance of transferring a uti or sum

💫 the more you know 💫

no bc dicks with foreskin are my biggest biggest fear, cut that shit AWF??? you don’t need a sack for your pp??? GET RID OF IT ESP IF YOURE NOT WASHING IT WITH SOME GOOD OLD WATER ??

but yes yes brush ur teeth!!! especially if u swallow bc sperm can live for up to 3 days or somn like that 😩‼️

#tw men #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

I hate all men, but... maid costumes. They do sum to me.

Well pretty much any costume has be droolin’. Men are merely object for my amusement 🥰

he is so pretty it makes my head spin ok :( i do not like men but this one he, i like him a lot !!!!

he wants us to cosplay as yumeko an mary and if we don’t end up dating i will cry

#him #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

I'm so excited for your event but also indecisive asf. The mood boards you’ve already done look great, I’d like a turn if you’re down bb. Could I get a red/orange mood board for my boo Kiri. 🥺♥️

my ship discrip: I hate working out, but sometimes I come with to the gym just to hype him up and drool like a dog watching him do deadlifts or sum. Sometimes we'd go on hikes to different picnic spots just to get away. We'd try making TikTok food but doesn't always turn out well lol. Overall v goofy and supportive of each other.

bestie!!! ty for your support!! i hope you like this :(( i love you!!!

💌.message from kirishima: beautiful baby of mine, you doin’ alright today? i was gonna try convince you to come work out with me but i think i wantcha cuddling with me instead. you’re my world, kay? dont you forget that.

🎶.songs for you: don’t wanna cry by seventeen and everytime ariana grande.

aali reaches 6k event!

#♡. dollhouse special events #aali reaches 6k ♡ #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

💜 anon’s friends after getting a milf lecture

STOP DJSJJSDJD I CANT WITH YOU

#BABY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH 😭😭 #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌

[tteokdoroki]

Finals are actually killing me. Why did I save 80% of my work for the last two days 😭💀

I need some sugar boo 🥺♥️

MOOD I HAVE EXAMS IN LIKE TWO WEEKS AND HAVE NOT STUDIED WELL LOOOOOL

let’s get to loving rn !!!!

#life on the edge #daqueenobooty #you’ve got mail 💌