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lixxen · 4 months
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"I feel like I'm Polly Pocket clothes that someone chewed on" - Danny Fenton or something idk
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zylev-blog · 1 month
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Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.
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incorrectbatfam · 25 days
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Bruce: First impressions are very important.
Jason: Yet you adopted me anyway.
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the-b1ah · 1 month
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Part 1 of you can’t bench me!
Context:
Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.
They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.
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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time
Spoiler: BULLSHIT!
Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B
Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”
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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)
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The origin | part 2
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satoshy12 · 6 days
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Cass looked at her baby:" So why is our Baby flying Danny." Danny:" I am something like a Meta." Cass nodded her head." Okay, now bring the baby down." The Batfamily just looked, well that is Cass for you just accept it.
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Danny: *trying to sleep*
Ghost living in his house: Geeeet Oouuuut...
Danny: Paaaaaay Reeeeeent
Ghost: I'm 200 yeeears oooold...
Danny: Then you're 200 years behiiiiiind on reeeeent
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hugsandchaos · 10 months
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Dc x Dp
There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.
Bruce: *turns the corner*
Danny and Tucker: !!!
Tucker: *turns around and runs*
Danny: ...
Bruce: Is your friend alri--
Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*
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starry-bi-sky · 4 months
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Snippets for my Clone^2 Au that I thought was funny...
in incorrect quotes style format (Clone^2 = Both my Clone Damian Au and Clone Bruce Danny aus combined)
Snippet 1: Danny and Damian meeting for the first time
Danny, avoiding Damian's katana: I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you Danny: pleASE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME
------- Snippet 2: Danny and Damian meeting (Alternative)
Bby Damian: gets dropped off in the ONE city where his dad's clone is Danny, internally: damn I don't wanna know who made you
Danny: alright little buddy, lets -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- let's get you something to -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- something to EAT
------------- Snippet 3: Danny checking out books in the library Librarian: oh, are you trying to learn arabic, Mister Fenton?
Danny: oh- uh, yeah :) my parents recently,,, took in a foster kid from overseas,,,, but we found out he doesn't know english and he's having a hard time adjusting Danny, lying (only partially) through his teeth: so I,,, thought,,, maybe it would help him acclimate to his new environment if I learned some arabic :) Librarian: oh how sweet! let me know if you need any help, i can find you more books Danny: thank you
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Snippet 4: Damian wants to patrol Damian: let me come with you on patrol Danny, 16 year old idiot who fights without powers: uh. no. you are Itty Bitty Child Damian: comes with anyways
----------- Snippet 5: Damian, trying to fight a ghost without a ghost-proof sword: Danny, catching him and holding him against his chest: *radiating exhaustion* no,,,, no,,,,, not yet,,,,
-------- Snippet 6: danny has an epiphany Danny, realizing that he needs to set an example now that Damian is coming with him on patrol: fUCK Danny: I NEED AN ACTUAL SUIT ---------- Snippet 7; dynamic duo Danny: what is it with you and batman and robin???? Damian, silently sweating: ,,,,,,,because they are exemplary partners and i would like to think that us two are the same Danny, doesnt know identities: ...aww??? thats kinda sweet??? okay :)
---------- Snippet 8: hypocrite Damian: dijaal (affectionate) Danny, on day ?? of solving a cold case after a ghost asked him to: hrbhk - Damian, what are you doing up? it's late, you have school in the morning Damian, staring at him deadpan: you have school too. you should go to bed Danny: five min..utes buddy. then i'll go to bed Damian, grabbing the back of his rolling chair and pushing him to bed: no. now. danny, with eyebags the size of the marianna trench: ...fine. now.
--------- Snippet 9: ...the line Danny, doing homework with Sam and Tucker: Danny: *has an epiphany* wait. shit Tucker and Sam: ...? Danny, his head in his hands: am I Damian's dad or his brother?? Danny: wh- what do we define this??? Tucker: ... you're brothers until its funny? and then you're his dad?
----------- Snippet 10: learning Danny: reading a book about learning arabic Damian, slamming his hand down on the book to get his attention: dijaal, *points to book* kitab Danny, frowning: what? Damian, tapping book: kitab Danny: ..ki..kitab? Kitab? Book? Damian: Boog...book. *points to table* tawila --------- Snippet 11: clone reveal Damian, later after he knows enough english and months of chilling out: i am a clone.... meant to kill my original Danny, internally: wow you don't say? Danny, out loud:..huh. okay. thanks for telling me, uh, same here. except that last part
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Dijaal = imposter Damian is affectionately calling Danny an imposter because danny is a clone of bruce :)
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corinnetheanime · 1 year
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Got the short Vlad and Danny meme comic done! Kinda a bit lazy at the end, but this meme is already pretty simple and the layout was not that simple, AND helped me get some background practice in.
Also, for you chess nerds, I am referencing an actual historical game here. Let's see if you can point out the inaccuracy. :D
Anyway, enjoy!!
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umuulan-na · 1 year
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spongebob: i'm not a hater but-
danny: don't worry i am
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Danny Phantom: Am I in trouble?
Clockwork: Take a guess.
Danny Phantom: No?
Clockwork: Take another guess.
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koolaidmansb1tch · 1 year
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I suddenly wanted to make more DP in-universe memes :)
(check @sqwishywrites34 for the first ones I made lol)
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zylev-blog · 1 month
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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Danny: How do you eat pickles?
Dick: What do you mean?
Danny: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Dick: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Danny B: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Dick: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Dick: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Danny: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Dick: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Danny: *Nods in agreement*
Jason: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Danny: Jeez, okay.
Dick: Quit yelling at us already.
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justaphantomhuman · 1 month
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Danny, after blasting Vlad in the face: you are SUCH a loserpilled cringemaxxer Vlad, incredulously gesturing: CHEESE AND FRIES, DANIEL, WHAT IN THE FUDGE BUCKETS DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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the-b1ah · 28 days
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Part 2 of You can’t bench me!
Sure Phantom says he didn’t get benched but Spoiler and Red Robin know this song and dance. And Red Hood asking for help? Red hood?? Asking for help???? Yeah right.
Also context:
Phantom is used to being pretty much his towns only defense against his rouges that would attack wherever whenever. Taking time off to catch up on school work, hang out with friends and to just act his age wasn’t a luxury he could afford very often if at all. So now in Gotham which has a full flock of vigilantes, if it gets to be too much he can be “just Danny” for a while without everything exploding horribly in his face.
He also fully trusts Red Hood, maybe even bit blindly. Danny isn’t trained in bat paranoia ™ , so while Red Hood has never called him for back up Danny fully believes it’s bc Jason has yet to need his help while he wasn’t already there. We’ll see later if this trust is warranted…
batburgers are on the line!
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Phantom: you just don’t know him like I do
Spoiler& RR: keep telling yourself that honey
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Origin | part 1 | part 3
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Harley "And you can use it!"
Harley was done explaining how to use the hammer. Dani was smiling! She really liked to learn new things.
Dani, as she left to search for a new playmate, said, "Thanks, Granny Selina, Granny Ivy, and Harley!"
All 3: "Granny!!!"
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Later, in a spa.
Ivy: "We aren't old, right?"
Harley:" Yeah, it must have been a mistake."
Bruce Wayne, who was kidnapped and forced to pay for Gotham Sirens beauty treatment: " Old?"
Harley: "Yeah, the tiny one we helped call called us!"
Ivy: "She called us Granny Harley, Granny Selina, and Granny Ivy! Why!"
Bruce:" Maybe in a nice family way?"
Selina:" That isn't a nice family way! We are still young!"
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