#danny devito the rat

[pandadrake]

A 60-year-old man.

I need to draw more furries.

#my art #dimension 20 #the unsleeping city #kugrash #dungeons and dragons #I don’t know anything about this campaign #i just watched a clip compilation on youtube about this danny devito rat that was 50% rat dad tears

[rat-at-heart]

They can't believe there are still people in the world who haven't seen the 2012 cinematic masterpiece that is The Lorax starring Danny DeVito and Taylor Swift

#art #doodle #drawing #ratatheart #rat at heart #walrus #animal drawing #the lorax #movie #cinema #Danny devito #Taylor swift #surprised

[starship21zedna9]

So, I don't know if any other people who grew up protestant in the 90s and remember Psalty the singing Psalm Book watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia but the name Risk E. Rat brought this song up from the depths of my memory and is now stuck in my head.

#iasip #rcg #did they really not know #does anyone know #am i the only one who remembers? #was it that niche? #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #mac mcdonald #frank reynolds #charlie day #glenn howerton #kaitlin olson #rob mcelhenney #risk e rat #danny devito #psalty #Youtube

[heartshpedfx]

i think if you gave frank a small creature to look after such as a tadpole it would bring him to tears to watch it grow up. he would put it in his shirt pocket when it becomes a frog and just have a little frog friend peeking out chilling. also he feeds it hotdog scraps and by some miracle it survives and grows fat and healthy. I think it also would sit on his head. just like plop down wetly and sit there for hours croaking and catching flies. chill af. I'm sure you didn't want woobified frank hcs but I'm on anon so I'm being brave. <3

if you’re here to woobify frank i’m here to bring you back down because charlie would absolutely be out for blood if frank had a little creature. we all remember jerry. charlie’s poisoning hotdogs and comically trying to hit it with a hammer when frank is sleeping (the frog jumps out of the way every single time with microseconds to spare.) i also think it’s majorly important that franks little creature isn’t anything fluffy or traditionally cute like a hamster just doesn’t work for him. a frog or a tiny cornsnake or even maybe like a little jar of mealworms is perfect for him or imagine if he had a very tame scorpion but it tried to sting everyone but him that would be insane

#god frank and a frog #he would name it lil frankie #be it a frog or a jar of mealworms #can you imagine him waking up from a nap and there’s a frog stuck to his glasses and he’s flailing and very gently removes it #calls it a rotten rat bastard but it’s in a fond tone #man. danny devito brain rot is fr #ask #hcs

[cutemeat]

you have such amazing analysis on sunny and i DONT believe you’re deranged it’s literally all in the text very much What It Says On The Tin and i need the babygirls doubting themselves and thinking they’re the mailroom charlie iasip scene to have FAITH in themselves godbless 🙏

using this message as a positive affirmation for myself rn bless u

#i mean i maintain i still hav. so much doubt in my reading no one should listen to me LOL #but i want to Speak cuz i just hav so many thoughts n interpretations i just. its so much #too much Sunny analysis i need to get it out sometimes like i am exorcising a fucking demon #might as well be #my demon is Danny Devito w devil horns n a tail #n i am just the leather couch #IM the one whos sewn in!!! no escape. im the rat! #🪤🐀

[azrael-the-lucifan]

Yo JnD fans, we gotta unite! We need to bully a movie studio. Idk how many of you have heard but a JnD movie is officially in the works. This is cool, this is fun, especially if it’s animated imo (just think translating it to live action might be tough). The problem is rumour has it Jak and Daxter will be played by Tom Holland and Chris Pratt respectively. We can’t let this happen guys, we can’t. Tom is cool and all but he is no Jak. I don’t even have to say anything about the crisp rat, we all know. Anyway, we gotta bully the studio into not casting them.

Also I saw someone suggest Danny Devito as Samos and I think that would be hilarious.

#Jak and Daxter movie #Jak #Daxter #samos #Tom holland #Chris Pratt

[creepypap3r]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *failed actress/comedian* *her twin brother, a man with many felonies who may or may not be a sociopath or serial killer* *his roommate, a formally homophobic gay man who thinks he knows karate* *an illiterate janitor who kills their rats* *Danny devito who always carries a gun*

#straight friend group #always sunny in philadelphia #mac always sunny in Philadelphia #dee reynolds #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #macdennis #frank reynolds

[domidextrus]

I love how most of the rats on the SMP are being mostly whimsical and level-headed with just a few funny quirks to liven up the RP, and meanwhile you have Oli (OrionSound) being the rat equivalent of Danny Devito's character in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. xD

#mcyt #rats smp #orionsound #lol

[ryanwiseman]

We could’ve had Danny DeVito for Mario, literally almost anyone but Chris Pratt. Fuck it, Tara Strong would’ve made the movie work if we had to choose any actor other than Charles Martinet. But no, we get a crispy rat that disappointed me more than I thought was possible

#mario deserves the same sonic redemption arc #drop chris pratt #chris pratt #mario movie #danny devito #tara strong #super mario brothers

[twinanimatronics]

Hmmm, would they call one of the rats Junior? Technically after protag XD So if protag asks why junior, junior who?, because that usually means they're named after someone. But they just say, nah just junior, we hear that as a name a lot. But actually they just don't tell protag and keep it as a sort of inside joke between them haha

You just made me remember that one Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger movie by uttering that name

[edgepunk]

imo you really can't compare the Mario movie vs Sonic movie VA situation - the difference is that A - Sonic has a voice change every couple of years and B - Ben Schwartz has been doing voice acting for cartoons for almost a decade now. Crispy did a few roles where he basically voiced Just Some Guy and his voice works for a Just Some Guy character, but not Mario. There wouldn't be such an uproar if they hired an actor who was actually dedicated to voice acting and didn't sound so generic.

Jack Black as Bowser works, because he's done voice work for over a decade and it's obvious he's actually, you know, voice acting. Crispy did an apparently questionable (idk I'm not american) Brooklyn accent and called it a day. Someone suggested Danny DeVito as Mario and you know what? That would've worked. Because guess what? He too does have years of voice acting experience under his belt. This role is just a paycheck for Rat.

#t #no I won't shut up about mario #lol #I'm just tired bro

[avvail]

hey i’m bored what’s your favorite kind of cheese?

- danny devito anon

honestly, i can only really eat cheddar cheese. but like mature cheddar cheese. and usually, i just kind of...break it off the block and eat it on its own. (and sometimes with sliced up cucumbers cause it's a nice combination)

melted cheese is a close second but that kind of depends. it usually has to be on pizza, or with something else, cause i don't like it on its own for some reason. makes me kinda queasy.

but yeah. i'd say strong cheddar cheese. i don't like all these different kinds, and weak, milky cheese tends to be too flavourless for me.

i blame my mum for that, though. when i was younger, she'd break off small pieces of really mature cheese and quietly feed it to me like i was a rat on her leg. so i'm used to it, and it's the only cheese i'll really eat.

but that being said, strong cheesy products? absolutely no. cheesy crisps are the bane of my existence and even though i would die for strong cheese, i refuse to eat those. it's just gross. the smell, the taste...

yucky. but yes. cheese.

#ask #non writing #cheese #hi daddy danny

[2rat2touille]

am very stressed out due to uncertain circumstances regarding short film so im doing this again to calm myself down

Griffin Newman as Fone Bone

Danny DeVito as Phoney Bone

Tim Robinson or Charlie Day as Smiley Bone

Hailee Steinfeld or Ella Purnell or Florence Pugh as Thorn

Tress MacNeille or Susan Surandon as Grandma Ben

Clancy Brown as Lucius

Mark Hamill as Kingdok

Ralph Inerson as the Locust

Ving Rhames as the Red Dragon

Ian McShane as Rock Jaw

Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson as the Rat Creatures (im very torn tho cuz then it means Tim Robinson can't be Smiley Bone so if he and Sam were the rat creatures Charlie Day would be Smiley Bone and if Tim Robinson is Smiley Bone then Simon Pegg & Nick Forst as the Rat Creatures)

Willem Dafoe as Balsaad if they every covered the Rose prequel book in an adaptation

somewhat spoilery casting for a character hidden below

Kathryn Hunter as The Hooded One

[amplikoneg]

Okay, so last night's dream had a staggering amount of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia-inspired elements in it. I don't remember the entirety of it, but here we go...

My parents and I were hanging out at a swimming pool when a kid or two did something nasty to me that I can't remember. Then it shifted focus to us inviting Dennis (of all people!) to stay over at our old house. Unbeknownst to us, Mac was watching him from outside the house. Dennis seemed like a nice guy for the most part, but still committed questionable acts such as installing an electric fence in the art room. He showed me said fence, but when I touched it, I didn't get electrocuted. Then he turned off the lights, and sparks started flying everywhere! I told Dennis not to turn off the art room's lights again. Later in the segment, I was drawing something, but Dennis unknowingly lay down on me, only realizing what he had done after I complained.

Jaiklob and I sat down to watch a movie about a group of employees who worked for a technological corporation having to sacrifice said corporation because its CEO wanted to take over the planet. The weird thing is the movie happened to share five actors with It's Always Sunny: Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Kaitlin Olson, and Danny DeVito. One of them (probably McElhenney himself) jokingly said that the film was canon to the latter series.

This is the odd one out: there was a strange version of Kirby Star Allies's Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go! mode where Dooble's robot suit was a playable character. The environment my character was in, however, looked like a darker, less detailed version of Burning, Churning Power Plant from Forgotten Land...

A few fake clips from It's Always Sunny, implicitly for "The Nightman Cometh". The first had Mac, dressed as the Nightman, wondering why he couldn't seduce any strangers. The second had an elderly man scolding Charlie for doing something that I also can't remember. The third had Duncan and Z making a cameo appearance in a restaurant featured in the episode before officially debuting in "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats".

Yeah, it was weird...

#dennis meets amplikone #technologicapocalypse #guest star slightest pants #dream clips

[batminute]

Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 56: Insane Clown Girl Posse (with Allison Closs)

The Joker has Arthur bent over… NO, NOT THAT WAY! Get your minds out of the gutter. 

The devilish one may let out something of a laugh here but he doesn't find this situation funny one bit - this is deadly serious and Arturo is in extreme danger. He ends up in the hospital with a little bit of a giggle. A giggle that can't stop, won't stop... will never (?) stop.

The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

  Today's guest:

Today our investigation is joined by filmmaker, writer, YouTuber and former raccoon, Allison Closs - aka the Danny DeVito Prom Girl!

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[atbussysparks]

Let me tell you why this is the stupidest fucking article I've ever read. I got to this section and had to stop and reevaluate why I'm subjecting myself to this bubbling pustule of blatant ignorance and negligence on the part of the miserable moronic maggots they call editors and writer being paid to say nothing at all.

It begins with this comic strip which is funny I GUESS. Very funny indeed if you love Garfield. No one on this fuckass team has ever even sat down and read a Garfield comic without a finger up their ass and a severe misunderstanding of basic fucking history of Garfield main characters.

Calling you out by name you baggy donkey ball suckling shitheads. cbr.com/we-didn't-even-know-what-the-fuck-a-Garfield-was-before-spewing-out-this-half-assed-article-and-rubbed-eachothers-nipples-all-day-thinking-about-our-fat-fucking-paycheck.

If they'd even payed a shred of attention, or just looked soullessly with their glassy vacant eyes at an actual fucking google search they'd know that NERMAL, which is HIS name, is a Boy. I could forgive that. A little kitten with cute lashes, hell I forgot NERMAL was a dude once a cats gender does not fucking matter.

But if they'd looked at this comic with little more than a shred of dim-witted surface level NO, atmospheric level observations, they'd see that NERMAL, A NAMED CAT WHO HAS BEEN IN THIS WORLD FAMOUS COMIC FOR 50-FIIIFTY FUCKING YEARS, theyd see that NERMAL is visibly smaller and more naive than Garfield. You can infer if you have more than nine fucking neurons in your cavernous cranium, that NERMAL IS A BABY. A LITTLE BABY CAT. A SILLY LITTLE KITTEN. UNDERAGE. WAAAAY TOO YOUNG FOR GARFIELD. AND GARFIELD IS NOT TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM.

the silly funny haha jokey jokey very OBVIOUS punchline being that Garfield is trying to be a cooler older guy than nermie. And his story gets goofy when he starts exaggerating his truth.

Clearly the same approach was taken with whoever was tasked with pumping out this tray of vomit given to us as "entertainment." Who in their right mind, who is interested in Garfield, would EVER be entertained with an "article" written by a couple of chucklefucks looking to make a quick buck like that dude from fucking Mathilda. You are literally Danny devitos role as a sleazy cunt of a salesman getting people entrapped In a hunk of shit posed as ENTERTAINMENT.

YOURE GOING TO DIE AS THE PERSON WHO GOT BASIC FUCKING GARFIELD FACTS WRONG ON A COMPUTER THAT HOLDS MORE HISTORY than anything put out on paper AND IS THE GRANDSON OF THE SHIT THAT PUT HUMANITY INTO THE COSMOS. the maggots that eat your boot-licking grimy corpse will shit you out and the most you contribute to the world will be your composted brain that wasted it's capacity on a shitty Garfield article no one enjoys.

Humanity, a feat that can only be philosophically pondered about, was cast away for the sake of creating nothing out of something? To choose the path of destruction over creation, a trait which has been credited to omnipresent beings only, AND LIFE? FOR SOMETHING SO MENIAL AND PLEASURE DRUNK AS MONEY, TO DESTROY THE BASIC FUCKING HAPPINESS THAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING GARFIELD COMIC STRIP GIVES TO PRIMORDIAL BEINGS OF STARDUST LIVING THEIR CELESTIAL LIVES⁉️⁉️⁉️

only the slimiest and sleaziest sopping wet scumbag could think of pissing out such a cunt crumble of a dastardly deed. Lowlife lead brains headass. If I were to end it, which I won't as I would much rather live to see your demise ( the great demise of a pus encrusted laceration wound on the bare breast of great journalism) I would end it just to have the satisfaction of knowing I will no longer live on the same mortal plane as this putrescine rotted rat carcass gnawed on by a living embodiment of a lobotomy.

Unless they're reading a translated version from a non English speaking country where the characters are different?? Then it's cool I guess.

#autistic rant #personal rant #infodump #garfield #garfield comic #garfield analysis #tw gorecore metal album name suggestions #almost poetry #philosophical #philosophy #nermal #tw gore #jim davis #comics #GARF gore #shitpost #shitposting #dank humor #fresh memes #dank memes #hypergore sparks