#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners

[danieyells]

Carrying this whole damn guild on her back, of course she can carry some camping gear--

And since the Missionaries do seem to focus a lot on their physical strength and martial arts, I'm sure she actually trains a lot with everybody.

As for how much they weigh. . .

Now we don't know how much Kimun weighs. He was going to carry them and I'm sure he can handle more than 10~20% of his body weight. He says they're quite heavy in the Japanese. I'm sure he's bigger than Arsalan, who's about 320lbs(roughly 100lbs less than an actual lion.) Let's assume he's at least Chernobog's size, 564lbs--because bears are big and Ussuri Brown Bears, which I assume Kimun would be similar to based on range, are pretty big even amongst bears.

20% of 560 is 112.

There were at least two bags. That's at least 224lbs.

Maria is 103lbs herself, and apparently that's pure muscle because she's probably lifting at least double her body weight with no trouble whatsoever.

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas #give the giggles #maria is STRONK. #tas maria #housamo maria #things are preventing me from reading it all in one go like usual but #I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING FROM JOY OKAY

[danieyells]

It's cute that he said it like this and also bowed

Who taught you to talk like that? I wonder if it's supposed to be a sign he's loosening up. It's cute. He's so cute. I love him.

#imagining zabaniyya saying 'ta-ta' to say goodbye is. wild. and adorable. #like i know they use 'ta ta' more regularly outside the us but. as an american it seems silly #zabaniyya saying anything colloquially is cute to me lol #danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas

[danieyells]

"About Azazel. . .he's Azazel-ing in the corner over there, creeping us out as usual."

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas #i love azazel so much

[danieyells]

Y'know who i also love

Aizen

Just

What a doofus i love him

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #i love everyone in this game i really do

[danieyells]

UZUME IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SIMILAR TO HOW I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE??? I'M HYPE I NEED HER

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #i think that was my tag for it idr #tas #BUT I'M SUPER HYPE???? THAT SHE'S LIKE. GYARU AESTHETIC???? #PLEASE BE RULEMAKERS PLEASE BE AMATERASU'S GIRLFRIEND ALONG WITH SARUTAHIKO'S WIFE #I LOVE HER #AND I LOVE HER HALO

[danieyells]

Oh my god mystic christmas translation is finally happening

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas #IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS

[danieyells]

I love Quantum so much????

#SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL AND I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST AND WORST WAYS #tas #danie yells at Tokyo Afterschool Summoners #MY LITTLE SCHRÖDINGER'S CATGIRL

[danieyells]

Calling something 'hot' when not clearly referring to temperature is always such choice wording

HOT JUBILANT SCOUT JAMBOREE IS SUCH A WEIRD NAME CHOICE LMAO

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas

[danieyells]

I desperately want to know

Under what circumstances is he going to make this face.

I feel like it'd be something like Arsalan coming back and being like

"Wow!! Zabaniyya, that's quite the tan! And your outfit is even more daring than usual!! Wahaha! You look good, cub!!"

And he'd just be baffled by how he could be that airheaded.

Alternatively this expression will be in response to Azazel or Gabriel in some way. Or, y'know, MC of course.

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas israfil #housamo israfil

[danieyells]

"Once I've stuffed you in my sack I'm going to stuff you to my sac." -Housamo Boogeyman probably idk

#nsftish #danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #housamo boogeyman #tas boogeyman #tas

[danieyells]

Oh Barong's dance outfit sprite's pretty cool, especially with the badass mask?

His description says his hair turns gold when he's using his rule, that sounds--

My god he's gone super sayan

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas barong #tas #housamo barong #scheduling this seems like the right thing to do

[danieyells]

(from the height chart that primal-meridian on the housamo subteddit did)

Claude being chest height on Snow when Snow isn't leaned over is so. Quality to me. Perfect milk-drinking height

Also Snow is SO MUCH BIGGER THAN HIM. HUGE BOY. DOES THE THING THAT WOLVES DO WHERE HE SHOVES HIS WHOLE FACE IN HIS MOUTH WHEN THEY KISS BOY.

(Okay knowing Snow he definitely doesn't do that. Snow probably unlearned most of his naturally animal-like tendencies a long time ago, particularly after Claude laughed when he purred from a hot spring when he was little because he felt embarassed or undignified or whatever. BUT A MAN CAN FANTASIZE.)

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #Snow leans over all the time so he's not so much larger then Claude lbr #feels like he shouldn't be towering over his master #but claude likes em big so

[danieyells]

Bruh is this your o face

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas #housamo barong #tas barong #what is this face lmao #also i scheduled this post. not sure why just felt like the right thing to do

[danieyells]

. . .do you think Zabaniyya's self-conscious about his non-angelic wings?

Like he has fiery, kind of bat-shaped wings instead of feathery ones. Is that a Gehennic angels thing and everyone from there's like that? Is that a Role of the Torturer thing? Is that a Rule of Hellfire thing?

Did he get bullied for them? Or ostracized? Is he not fully angel? Were they always like that? Or did they change one day?

If not for that they're made of fire I'd think he may even hide them because they're different(as opposed to that, y'know, they scorch any doorway he gets too close to.)

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas #tas zabaniyya #housamo zabaniyya

[danieyells]

EAGER AND GIDDY GIGGLING

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas israfil #housamo israfil #tas #he looks like he wants to sell me something in the second image #that's a 'you can trust this face can't you?' smile #i can't trust that face #you want everyone dead sir

[danieyells]

Israfil gives you severe adhd which causes you to take damage if you don't move

#danie yells at tokyo afterschool summoners #tas israfil #housamo israfil #raphael is the patron of mental illness you can't convince me this isn't 'inflict adhd' #as someone with adhd i also take damage if i don't move enough sometimes