Junjie: speaking Chinese
Twist: I know, I know.
Eli: You speak Chinese?
Twist: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Junjie speaks.
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Citizen: Are you one of the good guys?
Dana: No, but I'm friends with them.
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Tad: Here's some advice.
Twist: I didn't ask for any.
Tad: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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Pronto: Looks like Proto’s gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. Gods forbid anyone else would have to learn how to freakin’ crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It’s not rocket science, people.
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Tad: If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot.
Snowy being held captive: If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself.
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Dana: These so-called ‘feelings’ are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.
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Trixie, reading a text from Kord: Don't accidentally kill someone.
Trixie, while holding up her blaster: Well, I'm not a fucking idiot. I know how to do it on purpose.
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Eli, about Snowy: We’re getting someone new in the group.
Dana: Are we stealing them?
Twist: New or used?
Junjie: Have you warned her about us?
Kord: Did she decide to join us before or after the warning?
Trixie, teasingly: Did you invite her because you like her?
Pronto: Does she speak Molenoid?
Eli: Wonderful responses, all of you.
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Pronto: A person may fight for many things: Their country, their principles, their friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, Pronto would mud-wrestle his own father for a ton of cash and an amusing clock.
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Tad: The multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem.
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Dana: I'm trash.
Trixie: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Dana:
Dana: You smooth motherfucker.
Dana: And yes it does.
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Tad, internally: Damnit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!
Eli internally: Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckberg.
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Junjie: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Kord: I boiled Gatorade.
Junjie: ...What is WITH this group and boiling beverages that aren't mean to be fucking boiled?!
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Dana cupping Trixie's face: I've missed you.
Trixie panicking: Neat!
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Twist about Tad: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.
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Eli: What does Soltsye moye mean?
Junjie: Hm? What?
Eli: That word that Snowy keeps calling me. I tried looking it up, but I couldn’t find anything similar.
Junjie: …Perhaps that is a question best saved for Snowy the next time you’re alone together.
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Redemption Au!Dana por! (Character explanation!)
SUSJNSJXJ Here’s Dana por with her redemption!Au design! I decided to include her as well, mostly from life changes as well with Tom por being alive! I tried to keep her outfit a but the same, since she’s mostly not out stealing and all that, and more relaxed so she doesn’t mostly have the same things she used to have. Gave her a bit longer hair because I thought it would look nice on her! 0v0. I decided to show her off first before working on the Shane gang and Eli! And just a small bit of twist! Then I will drop the final fight Arc of all them! Then I will start with artwork lore again! I’m also thinking of starting a Fanfic of this Au! So we’ll see!👀
But anyway! about Redemption!au!Dana por and her father!
INTRODUCTION
Dana por is obviously different from her counterpart from Canon, she’s eager and happy to learn, and help any of her friends! Well..she’s not that bubbly like Eli or the others. She mostly prefers alone time by herself from time to time. Even if she prefers more solitude, she still cares and respects her friends, and does help out when she is able to! She’s quiet most of the time, and when she isn’t, she’s mostly helping out Trixie, who’s mostly her best friend out of the whole group. If there’s anyone she’d rather go to first to chat, it’s Trixie, even if they have different interests and do things differently, they are definitely close and a great duo together!
LORE
Dana grew up in a bright household, her mother either figuring out how to teach her how to slug sling while her father went out and worked, she’d considered everything great and wonderful! Until the age of 8, Dana’s mother and Tom por split, no bitterness was between them, Tom por was engulfed in his own dreams and so was her mother, so she was raised most of the time with her mother, while still seeing her father!It was a healthy balance in her life, even if her parents were separate, they respected each other, and raised Dana wonderfully! Even if Dana sometimes had the habit of stealing without being noticed, that's just what she would do.
She learned the stealthy part from her father.
Though a bit of complications happened between Will and Tom, she could remember her father was more absent, saying he had business. She could remember the look of suspicious and slight concern…maybe even anger on her father’s face that she never understood why.
After the confrontation with Will and Tom, she could remember her father..wasn’t there sooner, and she grew worried.
Why was her father missing?…was he okay?
All the questions she had, but they were thankfully answered when he showed up, even if he was bleeding and his eye was all messed up, he was alive And well!
She could remember the tight hug she gave him that day as Tom hugged her back, her mother was now less concerned now knowing Tom was safe. Even despite the conflict Tom had with will from that day, He never told her anything negative about will, other than him lying a bit, but…will wasn’t really mentioned much..not negative or positively, so Dana spent her days worried on other things than that. Things are definitely much better now.
Her and will don’t really interact much, but when they Do, it’s mostly positive. Mostly better after Tom por sort of gets ready to talk to will again and will apologizes once more to him.
DIFFERENCES
Now not as angered as in the canon, Dana is mostly calm headed, though just like her father, she can be annoyed easily but has a way with words to calm others down sometimes.
Even if she’s very great at being stealthy and quick and clever, she doesn’t really use it for mostly stealing. She focuses more on books! She loves books, they provide peace and quiet for her, she does do small missions with the Shane gang if they ever need her assistance, but when she isn’t burying her nose in books, she help the Shane gang with anything stealthily, if they need her as a spy, then there’s no trouble on her part. She’s great at her job!
But when she doesn’t like doing the missions, she’s usually looking through books, Redemption!Dana has different plans in mind, she wants to teach! Maybe she could use her smart thinking and mind to help teach others? Maybe she could be a Librarian for the library in her cavern! She could only dream wonders.
Alright see yall next time-
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Eli, hungover: please tell me I imagined claiming I was the king of all slugs
Kord: Well I would, but then I would be lying to the King of all Slugs.
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Trixie: *slams books down in front of Eli and Junjie*
Trixie: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Junjie: You could of said literally anything else.
Eli: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Junjie: I’m just gonna stop challenging you guys when you say weird shit. I can’t win. I realize this now.
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*After getting separated from the rest of the gang during a firefight*
Junjie: Are you absolutely sure this is the right direction?
Reformed Twist: As sure as I’m honest!
Kord: Oh gods we’re totally lost.
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Pronto: Can Pronto say something that will probably annoy you?
Twist: Since when do you ask for permission?
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Snowy: Eli offered me his drink this morning because I mentioned I was thirsty.
Junjie: Oh, well that was nice of him.
Snowy: It was...but I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of a Baja Blast Mountain Dew at 7 in the morning.
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Twist about going undercover and double crossing Tad: Whenever I get together with my friends and we talk about who worked for the craziest bitch, I always win.
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Snowy: I grew up very different. My home is very big and very cold and people hate each other quietly, so noisy listening is fun to me. My only friend growing up was a slug.
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Dana: Trixie, Snowy, and I were walking down the street and some guy rode by and catcalled us.
Eli: *sighs* what did Trixie do?
Snowy: She chased him to the next red light, reached for the handlebars and-
Trixie: *walking in* who wants some new mecha handlebars?
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Tad: That’s your opinion but can you give me an objective reason why the slaughter of innocents is wrong?
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Junjie: Now Trixie, you need to find a healthy way to get your anger out. So when you are upset, try hitting this pillow.
Trixie: *hits the pillow so hard it hurts him*
Junjie: After I put it down!
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Trixie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Snowy.
Eli, staring lovingly at Snowy from across the room: I don’t have feelings for Snowy.
Dana: Eli, you aren’t looking anywhere near her eyes.
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Dana: Why would people say “You can’t eat that for breakfast”!
Dana: Like time is a man made concept. It’s 5am in the morning and here I am, ready to eat this chicken popcorn.
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Pronto: What are you implying about Pronto’s baking skills?
Snowy: That they're non-existent.
Pronto: ...Pronto didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.
Snowy: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.
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Dana: Uh oh.
Snowy: What?
Trixie: Somebody's in loooove!
Snowy: Yeah, right guys. I just think Eli’s cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Snowy, later that night: Uh oh.
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Dana: People underestimate me because I'm so glamorous. What they don't understand is I'm a strong woman. And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.
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Tad: When I die, my tombstone wont say RIP, it will say VIP.
Double Agent Twist: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Tad: Yeah, the throne.
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Twist: Ow! Why did you headbutt me?!
Tad: I was gonna punch you, but I’m holding wine
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[The Shane Gang are being held prisoner. Kord is unconscious and mumbling about something.]
Dana: Poor guy. What’d they dose him with? Sodium pentathol?
Eli: Solid food and water. His body’s spent years wrestling nutrients out of coffee and aspirin. I expect it thinks it’s been poisoned.
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Kord: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Junjie: does anyone in this godsforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Snowy: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Twist: You left me in the parking lot for a bar lot like three weeks ago.
Snowy: I did that on purpose, try again
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Kord: I don’t know how you do that.
Trixie: Do what?
Kord: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Trixie: That’s because you look and sound, like the human personification of a warm hug.
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Tad: This conversation is going nowhere, surely you can find it in you to accept some kind of compromise?
Eli: You want us dead! What the fuck is there even to compromise on?!
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Dana: Why did you say that back there?
Trixie: Hm? Say what?
Dana: That you love me. You could have come up with something more convincing than that, there are plenty of other lies that would have worked.
Trixie: It wasn’t a lie
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Eli: How could you do this?!”
Tad: Quite easily actually, I’m not sure why you’re so surprised… You are the one who ‘taught’ me, after all. Did you really think it would never come back to bite you?
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Junjie: Now I don’t pretend to have the slightest clue about how things work in the girl world. To be perfectly honest it frightens and confuses me.
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Dana: Hey Babe, have you seen Eli?
Trixie: Not since yesterday evening, why?
Dana: Someone claiming to be his arch nemesis, is standing outside demanding to see him.
Trixie: ….I thought Tad was his arch nemesis?
Kord: He is.
Trixie: Then who the fuck is- You know what, don’t worry about it. Let me handle this.
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Trixie: Everything ok? You look upset.
Snowy: Yeah, I just…. I think Eli hates me.
Trixie: ….If you truly believe that, then you are the dumbest bitch on the planet, followed closely by Eli himself.
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Twist: How many Bandits are there?
Eli: At least fifteen, maybe twenty.
Twist: Fuck.
Eli: Also…. I’m pretty sure our escape route was destroyed in that second attack.
Twist: Double fuck.
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