DATING DAMON TORRANCE HEADCANONS
The softest teddy bear ever to you
Owner of the "hates everyone but you" trope
He thinks he's in control but he's just stupid it's Obviously you
You have this man wrapped around your finger
Literally might as well put a leash on him
But he's so good to you and he's so sexy that he has you on your knees as well
He's insanely possessive sometimes it'll be a problem but he's getting better
You're his goddess in a temple and he's the servant
Not ashamed in the slightest to go on his knees for you
His type = you. Period.
Rich ass husband will be spoiling you 24/7
If you stare at something for too long you'll find it on your nightstand 2 days later
Dates all the time before and after kids
The honeymoon phase never goes away with you guys
If you smoke too, yall are chainsmokers together
Big on physical touch. Little kisses all the time everywhere on you
Writes you love letters and hides them around the house for you to find randomly
Will not admit that he's sick until he's bedridden
Will never allow anyone to touch him while he's sick other than you
Matter of fact nobody touches him but you
Sleeps on the side closest to the door just in case
If you're into cars, he loves to work on cars with you
63 notes
·
View notes
devils night thoughts: banks/rika/michael/kai edition.
- i found the action between rika/banks/kai/michael to be so icky because its framed as rika & banks being the ones with an interest in each other, and kai & michael getting off on watching. and this is so performative lesbian vibes to me, it feels gross.
- i probably wouldn't have cared about PD's fb one-shot, the scenes in hideaway & nightfall, if it were just rika/banks enjoying each other. i mean, sure, it's cheating on some level, but damn, it makes more sense to me than the weird orgy/nearly-swinger vibes between kai/banks and michael/rika.
- let those girls enjoy themselves ALONE without their weird husbands who may/may not have unchecked crushes on the wrong woman (let's be honest, michael definitely thinks banks is stupidly hot. and kai was down bad for rika for way too long), or not at all.
- another way this would've bothered me less is if kai & michael had some action with each other, but no, that didn't happen.
- my opinion stands: eww to these scenes.
41 notes
·
View notes
If the Devil’s Night characters had Instagrams –
Damon:
- Has a private account with 8 followers and only follows Will back.
- Keeps track of everyone else on a different account secretly.
- Posts cute pictures of Winter on her account for her.
- Comments “ew” beneath cute pictures of his sisters with their husbands.
- First post after much deliberation is a picture of Winter in their fountain.
- Pretends to hate when Banks and Rika tag him in their pictures but secretly likes it.
- Participates willingly for pictures only when Will or Winter ask.
- Actively starts posting about his kids once they are born.
- Comments "babysoft" under all of Misha's posts.
- Makes a joint account with Emory for their business but lets her run it completely.
Will:
- Has over 10 million followers (Damon says it’s because he posts thirst traps but Will thinks everyone likes his dancing)
- Posts nearly everyday.
- Very careful about what he posts (he has *important* friends)
- Either spams on his account or goes AWOL suddenly.
- Removed the comment feature on most posts where he’s sporting his abs because Emory doesn’t like girls thirsting over him.
- Has a private account for his friends only to post cute videos of his kids and wife.
- Also known as “Misha Lare’s hot, mystery cousin”
- Posted a video of Damon dancing once, learnt his lesson when his followers fell to 4.
- Writes hate comments underneath Alex's posts with Aydin.
- Uses all features, loves to make reels and put songs over the pictures.
- Participates in Winter’s freestyle dancing videos
Kai:
- Had to make an account to post about Sensou and make it more public.
- Accidentally got famous because everyone thought the teacher was “hot”.
- Now features only his students in his videos and makes sure they get the ‘Banks approval stamp’ before posting.
- Made a private account using an alias to comment on his wife’s pictures.
- Realized that a good way to piss Michael off is by commenting on his wife’s pictures. Had been effectively using it till Banks noticed.
- The only personal post on Sensou is of him kissing Banks at the entrance captioned “Everything I wanted with the only person I’ve ever wanted it with”
- New dilemma unlocked when men started thirsting over his wife.
- Also removed comment feature.
- Hired someone (Alex) to manage the official account.
- Loves showing Banks off because it makes her happy.
- Likes to embarrass his kids and get it on camera only for the family on his private account.
Michael:
- Has an official account run by his assistant for work purposes.
- Public account, millions of followers but still lesser than Will (also blames it on the thirst traps).
- Shows off Rika in almost every post.
- Every intimate picture with Rika has a throwing up emoticon or “there’s children on this app” commented by Athos and liked by Damon.
- Aaron or Athos aren’t featured in any pictures for privacy purposes.
- Hates when Kai comments on Rika’s pictures. Tries to do the same with Banks. Banks blocks him.
- Is an active partner of Will's in posting hate comments on every picture of Aydin on Alex's instagtam.
Rika:
- Shows off her entire family at all times.
- Loves posting pictures with the girls whenever they go out.
- Does vacation dumps, weekly dumps, festival dumps, random dumps.
- Searches hours for good captions.
- Posts about Athos and Aaron but only where their faces are hidden.
- Writes corny captions on her posts with Michael.
- Laughs about Kai’s comments with Banks.
- Does fit checks.
- Tried doing the “A daily vlog of my life” and quickly realized that they do some shady stuff that shouldn’t be on any cameras.
- Personally overlooks the official account for the mayor’s office.
Banks:
- Proud Mom.
- Hundreds of pictures of her children.
- Loves commenting on everyone’s posts and hyping them up.
- Joins Kai in commenting on Rika’s pictures to piss Michael off.
- Only has a private account.
- Overlooks Sensou’s official account after its accidental fame and the official account for the Senator.
- Posts all kinds of things on her stories (dog rescue reels, Winter’s dance reels, Will’s thirst traps, videos of Kai walking out of the shower, of Kai sitting in his study and reading, a zoom in on Kai’s biceps while working out, of Kai getting overwhelmed and pissed off because of all the dogs).
- Only one who can get away with posting funny videos of Damon.
- Replies “no u” to every ‘”ew” comment from Damon.
- Has featured on Rika and Will’s reels multiple times.
- Tried multiple times to get Madden to make an account so she can tag him, has been unsuccessful.
- Uses a lot of emojis.
- Comments “Mine” on all of Kai’s pictures.
Winter:
- Damon runs the account for her.
- Posts videos of her dancing.
- Has tutorials demonstrating basic and easy dance steps for learners.
- Features in a lot of Will’s videos and does dance challenges* with him.
- Actively posts about her charity work.
- Always asks someone to take a picture of her onstage so she can ask Damon to make a compilation after she’s done with her shows.
- Loves when Damon is patient with her whenever she wants to post and helps her caption them.
- Makes Damon read out the comments to her sometimes when she’s sick of hearing the robotic voice of her phone. Knows that Damon does not read the hateful and condescending ones out loud.
- Is a Dog mom and loves having her pictures taken with her Dog.
- Loves family pictures with all her kids and of their pets.
Emory:
- Singlehandedly runs her joint account with Damon for their work.
- Pointedly comments on every one of her husband’s abs pictures (“These look like the same ones I touched this morning in the shower”/”Why do you look like my husband”/”Pictures really ruin the first class quality”).
- Has a public account just to post cute pictures of Will and her.
- Posts videos of Damon hard at work, shopping sprees with the girls (“That’s Banks passed out on the couch after thirty minutes, Rika’s onto her 50th dress and Alex is already on the other floor”), Will watering their garden shirtless, videos of whenever the group gets together.
- Has an aesthetic going on that she’s maintained over the years (Will has tried to ruin it multiple times).
- Pins all of Will's comments.
- Has full permission to use Will's account to post herself on his stories whenever she feels like putting fangirls in their places.
- Posts a lot of her WIP's.
- Uses Will's private account to post pictures of her children ("There's only so many accounts I can handle").
- Is a keyboard ninja and can be found arguing with a virtual stranger in a comment section at 2AM (almost always backed up by Banks)
○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○
462 notes
·
View notes