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Badass Strawberry Shortcake
HC by my bestie @dallasstarscallmeplease
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-High School Au!
-Auston calls the reader Strawberry Shortcake because freshman year she dyed her hair red.
-the red is well gone but the name sticks.
-“Strawberry Shortcake!!” Is the first thing she hears when she gets to class.
-Auston mutters the theme song behind her in class.
-He found out when her birthday was and got a couple of friends of her to cover her locker in strawberries.
-When someone else calls her Strawberry Shortcake, she says only Auston is allowed to.(She’ll never admit it to Auston himself.)
-Reader plays hockey but only a few people know because she doesn’t really like talking about it.
-She uses hockey as her outlet and it helps improve her game.
-She’s close to making 100 goals.
-last game she hits 99.
-The reader has a game one Thursday
-She’s at school hype because it’s the one she’s been waiting for and they don’t have school the next day.
-“Did you find good strawberries this morning?”
-“Well duh.”
-The strawberry shortcake jokes don’t bother her all morning and all afternoon.
-Last class of the day she’s sitting with her friends in the library.
-They’re talking about what to do after the game.
-“Strawberry Shortcake watches Hockey?”
-“Yes when I’m not tending to my Strawberry garden.”
-The bell ringing and the reader is the first one out.
-One of the reader’s friends asking Auston if he wanted to go.
-“(Reader) will be there. You can make your move.”
-Auston says yes because he knows he’s seeing the true woman he likes.
-Reader is in the locker room getting hyped for the game.
-The reader lip-synching the song playing on the speaker.
-Her and her teammate having snaps of them goofing around.
-“Tonight’s the night! You’re totally going to get it (Reader’s name)!”
-Reader getting her team hype.
-Them coming out for warmups.
-Reader getting in the zone for warmups.
-The reader is skating by the glass when he sees her.
-“Is that Strawberry Shortcake?!!”-breaks across the ice.
-“oh shit”(That one scene from Thor Ragnarok)
-The reader falls on her face.
-“Ow....”
-Reader getting up from the ice and continuing her warmups.
-“Is that the guy?”-Teammate #2
-“Yes. That would be him.”
-“You’re right he is cute. You two would have beautiful children.”Teammate#2
-“Now only if she would tell him.”-Teammate #3
-“I’d rather die than confess to the dude who’s been calling me Strawberry fucking Shortcake that I want to date him. Beside he doesn’t feel the same way.”
-Reader not knowing Auston has been staring the whole time.
-The game starting and the reader is kicking ass taking names.
-She makes her 100th goal.
-Auston cheering. “THATS MY GIRL”
-Beginning of the 3rd, a girl from the other team starts chirping her.
-“Is that your man? He can do so much better. Maybe I can give him a try after.”
-The reader starts to get mad but she hides it.
-“I mean it’s only fair. I gave your man a try last week.”-Reader
-The other girl and the reader drop their gloves and start fighting.
-“God damn it (reader)!”-Friend
-“Kick her ass Strawberry Shortcake!!”
-Reader throws the other girl on the ice.
-Auston taking a small snap of the reader throwing the other girl. Caption: imma marry her(or whatever a good caption is)
-The reader turning around and waving from the penalty box holding a towel to her nose.
-Auston shocked because he’s used to the reader being so calm.
-Auston finding it hot seeing the reader with a bloody nose and kicking another girl’s ass.
-The game ends with the reader’s team winning.
-Reader being the last one out of the locker room.
-Reader laying down on the floor.
-“Hey girl...you gotta get up.”-teammate
-“My crush saw me fall on my face and kick a girl’s ass....I’m processing.”
-“He’s outside the locker room that’s why you have to get up.”
-The reader doesn’t change.
-Auston waiting outside the locker room for her.
-“So does the famous kick ass strawberry shortcake take photos?”
-Her head reaches his shoulder so they have a adorable height difference.
-His arm is around her waist and doesn’t move it.
-The reader says she’s staying late so she can work on her goals.
-Auston says he’ll stay with her.
-The reader and Auston having a 1 on 1.
-“Stop cheating!”
-“I’m not cheating, I’m just fast.”
-The reader and Auston bumping into each other.
-“I’m about to throw you!”
-“Strawberry Shortcake, I’m pretty sure I can throw you into another universe.”
-“Then do it!”
-Auston pulling the reader in by the waist and keeping a firm grip.
-“Ready?”
-“Been ready Matthews.”
-“Gotta close your eyes for full effect.”
-Reader complies
🎆BOOM HE KISSES HER🎆
-She kisses back instantly.
-Matthews pulling away for air.
-“Yeah you threw me alright.”
-Auston starting to pull away but she pulls him back by the wrist.
-“Did I say it was a bad throw?”
-Auston smirking and coming back.
🎆THEY KISS AGAIN🎆
-They go get pizza late at night and the rest is history.
✨Bonus✨:
-When the librarian finds out they’re dating, she goes and collects her winnings during class time.
-“Hello Paul, I believe you have something of mine.”
-The students confused at first.
-Paul sighing and handing her cash.
-“Thank you Strawberry Shortcake. I can buy fancy groceries tonight.” And she leaves the room.
-The reader rolling her eyes as the class laughs.
-“So how many people owe her money?”-Reader
-“The whole 3rd floor.”-Paul
-You hear the librarian down the hall: “Where’s my cash, you science twat?”
-“Rita,how many times have I told you not to call me that?”- science teacher
-“I think she may be quitting after today.”-Reader.
-“Don’t give her the idea. Now back to work.”-Paul
-“I will be going by Science Twat and nothing else.”-Reader telling her friends at her locker.
-“I about died when Ms.Thomas told him that.”-Friend #1
-“I want to be her when I grow up.”-Friend #2
-“I told her that one time and she got me out of math. Best day of my life.”-Reader
-“I thought the best day of your life was when Auston kissed you.”-Friend #1
-“Or when you found out you got into (dream school).”-Friend #2
-“Or when your mom checked you out early.”-Friend #1
-“Or when-“
-“I get it. Ive had a lot of best days.”-Reader
-“But it’s definitely when I kissed you right?”-Auston appearing behind her.
-��I got checked out early for a hockey tournament. But you got me pizza afterward.”-Reader
-✨HOLDING HANDS WALKING OUT OF SCHOOL✨
-🌇AUSTON GRABBING THE READERS BUTT WHEN SHE MAKES IT TO HER CAR🌇
-“Stop grabbing my ass like your life depends on it.”-Reader
-“My life does depend on it and the butt must be touched.”-Auston
-Them hugging again.
-“Text me when you get home.”🥰🥺
-“For the Cup!”📍HE GRABS HER BUTT📍
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tysonbaerrie · 3 years
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@dallasstarscallmeplease asked for #4!
4. Share a sentence or paragraph from your writing that you’re really proud of (explain why, if you like)
Here’s a bit from my WIP Bennguin ABO that I really like:
“Lauren got into law school in Vancouver, but Candace doesn’t think she should have to uproot her life because she’s the alpha and Lauren’s just an omega.”
Jamie blows out a harsh breath and Tyler watches as he stares up at the ceiling for a long moment. He seems to be seriously considering his response, and Tyler briefly wonders if it’s because Tyler is – at the end of the day – his client and he doesn’t want to piss him off with dynamicist bullshit. It makes Tyler’s hackles rise, but he feels himself settle when Jamie looks over at him with earnest eyes.
“If that’s really how she feels, that sucks. Dynamics are only part of a relationship, it should be a partnership of equals, doesn’t matter if one’s an alpha or one’s an omega or anything in between.”
“You really think that?” Tyler blurts out before he can stop himself, a little harsher than he intended. “You’re an alpha.”
“I’m also a person. So are you. We should be treated like people before anything else.”
“That just…hasn’t been my experience, with most alphas.”
“Well it should be.” Jamie tells him firmly. “And I’m sorry Candace disappointed you like that.”
“I’m sorry I said that all alphas are the same.” Tyler apologizes. “You’re not, Jordie’s not, Jessi’s not.”
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ohpuckthat · 3 years
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Guitar... (Frederik Andersen)
this is for @dallasstarscallmeplease​, one of my favourite people ❤❤
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After a long day at work and dinner out, all I wanted to do was get home and sit with my guitar. When I was younger, if I ever felt stressed, I would grab my guitar and just sit there playing random combinations of chords and it bled into my adulthood. When I got home, I threw my purse down and got changed out of my work outfit and into some sweat pants and one of my boyfriend's t-shirts. I grabbed my guitar from the wall and sat on my bed, closing my eyes and playing whatever came to mind. I sat there for about half an hour noodling before going onto Instagram live, running out of songs to play. I had a decent size following from my friends and knew I would get maybe a hundred people join.
"Hey, guys! I thought I would come on here and play some guitar. If any of you have a song request, please put it in chat." I leaned forwards and read some of the comments. "Black and White by Niall Horan? I love that song. Let me just grab my laptop."
I swung back and grabbed my laptop from the ground beside my bed and turned it on. I quickly googled the chords and set myself up in front of my phone again. I played the intro and hummed along. I read the comments and saw that everyone wanted to hear me sing.
"You guys really don't want to hear me sing." I joked, stopping quickly to laugh. The comments continued to flood in and I gave in. "Fine. But when your ears start bleeding, don't blame me."
I started again and sang along, the comments flooding through with compliments on my voice. I finished the song and leaned forwards again, smiling towards the camera.
“Thank you all for lying to me. Any other songs?” I scrolled back and looked through the comments yet again. “Maddie says Circles by Post Malone! Good song, good song.”
I turned and googled the chords, focusing on the computer screen. What I didn’t notice was a certain goaltender blowing up the comments.
frederikandersen31: SINCE WHEN COULD YOU PLAY GUITAR?
frederikandersen31: I KNEW YOU COULD SING BUT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD PLAY GUITAR
frederikandersen31: I’M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE GOING TO TEACH ME
As the song continued, the comments did too. Most of them about Freddie’s comments. When I finished the song, I looked through the comments again and scrolled up to see Freddie’s original comments.
“Jesus Christ. Okay, so I’m assuming Frederik is no longer watching this if he’s driving here. I swear Andersen if you are on your phone and driving, I will hurt you.” I said knowing by the next day, that clip will be all over Twitter and Tumblr. “I can probably do another song before he shows up.”
I chose another random comment and played through. I watched the comments roll in of more requests but stopped when I heard a knock on my front door.
“As much as I would love to keep playing for you all, I think I have a visitor. I promise to do this more often. Thanks, guys! Have a nice night, day, whatever it is.” I turned off the live and set my guitar down. I hopped off my bed and walked out towards the front hall, swinging the door open.
“You did not tell me you could play guitar, and that you were amazing!” He said, walking in past me with his guitar case in the other hand.
“I thought you could tell by the guitar hanging on my wall.”
“I’m always a little busy when we’re in your bedroom. But I will not get distracted now. Teach me.” He said, sitting on the couch and took out his guitar.
“I don’t know if I can teach you. I’m a terrible teacher.”
“Nope. You didn’t tell me you could play so now you’re going to teach me.”
“Baby...”
“Oh come on. This is the least you could do. You stood by while I was struggling.”
“I did not stand by! I was... honestly I was probably taking a nap.” I laughed, sitting on the arm of the couch next to him.
“Go get your guitar. You can at least show me how to play that song you were singing.” He smiled, pushing me off the couch and towards the hall.
“Fine.” I quickly kissed his cheek before running down the hall and into my room. I grabbed my guitar from the bed and made my way back to Fred. I leaned against the wall, watching him move his fingers slowly from chord to chord. I stayed there for a while before he finally noticed me standing there. He nodded me over and I slowly walked over and sat back on the arm of the couch again. “Okay, now teach me that song you were playing.”
“Which one?”
“The one you were playing when I joined the live.” He smiled, looking up at me.
“Babe, I don’t know which one I was playing when you joined. I didn’t even know you joined until I saw everyone else comment.”
“The uh, the one that went, duh duh dah, duh duh dah duh duh dah dah.”
“Okay, here.” I placed my fingers on the proper strings, waiting for Fred to do the same. “Just stay there.” I placed my guitar down and sat beside him. I placed my hand over his and moved his fingers to the right place. “Try now.”
“I was doing the exact same thing you were.” He said, looking down at me.
“No you weren’t. Try now.” I smiled, waiting for him to actually strum. Once he did, his smile doubled.
“That didn’t sound terrible!”
“No, it didn’t. Now, do... this... one...” I said while changing his fingers to the next chord. We continued like this through the whole song and I sat back, waiting for him to play through without my assistance. I cringed slightly every time he messed up but waited for him to play through.
“Okay, that sounded horrible.” He frowned, looked at me with his puppy dog eyes.
“Maybe we should start with some more basic chords and then go from there.” I smiled, kissing his cheek. “We’ll get there.”
“Will you just play me something?” He asked, his puppy dog eyes still in effect.
“Of course.” I smiled, grabbing my guitar from the floor. While I sang to him, he took a sneaky picture of me while I looked down at my hands.
“That was fantastic. How do you want me to pay you for these lessons.”
“Cuddles?”
“That I can do.” He pulled me into his chest and placed his head on my shoulder. “You never cease to amaze me.”
“Says the one who stops pucks coming at him at 90 miles per hour.” I joked. We spent the rest of the night intertwined on the couch.
Needless to say, he was extremely excited about the next lesson.
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“BABE WHAT DID YOU JUST POST ON YOUR STORY?!”
“shit.”
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rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping! (thanks for the tag @konecnynerd!)
1. what a man gotta do - jonas brothers
2. successful - ariana grande
3. loverboy - you me at six
4. chun-li - nicki minaj
5. outlines - all time low
6. mud on the tires - brad paisley
7. boss bitch - doja cat
8. this afternoon - nickelback
9. misery - the maine
10. the ballad of mona lisa - panic! at the disco
tagging @spacebunsjosty @itsjuliak5 @scheifefe @ballsakic @jamiesoleksiak @dallasstarscallmeplease @boldaslions @introvertedperson16 @churchofrileytanev @tampabays (sorry if you’ve already done this and you definitely don’t have to!)
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tysonbaerrie · 4 years
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so @dallasstarscallmeplease asked for headcanons for a bennguin high school au where they break up and get back together so here we go. reminder that it’s been 852 years since I was in high school. 
1) They’re both jocks, and they’re both nice, but Jamie’s definitely viewed as the approachable cool guy while Tyler is the asshole jock. When people know Jamie but not Tyler and find out they’re dating they’re mostly confused. 
2) Tyler flirts with everything that moves, which leads to rumors, and most of the time Jamie can shrug them off but he’s actually pretty insecure so eventually he breaks up with Tyler and it becomes the talk of the school for at least two weeks. 
3) Jamie mopes, Tyler parties to cover up the pain, and their friends do their best not to take sides but can’t really help it. Jordie, Tyson, Katie, Bish, Johnsy and Klinger are Team Jamie while Brownie, Rads, Dickie, and Big Rig are Team Tyler. 
4) It all comes to a head at a party (of course) when someone hits on Tyler where Jamie can hear them and Tyler rejects them because he’s in love with Jamie (it’s high school we’re going for Peak Drama here, right??) so Jamie of course confronts him and they make out in front of everyone. They’re friends are super relieved and also grossed out. 
5) They live happily ever after. Because everyone ends up with their high school sweethearts, right??
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tag 8 people you want to get to know better
I was tagged by @dude-wheres-makar thank you! 🥰
name/alias - sheridan (sherbear/sherryberry/sherman/squarden depending on who’s talking to me)
birthday - august 23rd
zodiac sign - virgo sun, taurus moon, scorpio rising
favourite colours - blue, red, and black
hobbies - watching too many tv shows, reading when i can make myself focus on it, playing the like 3 video games i know how to, spending way too much time on my phone 😂
last song you listened to - shoot to thrill by ac/dc
last film you watched - 21 jump street i think
favourite books - the entire percy jackson series
something that helps people - your mental health is just as important as your physical health!!
meaning behind url - my 3 favorite hockey teams, in the order i became a fan of them (i love them all equally i swear)
i’m tagging @itsjuliak5 @idkwhyimhere19 @capbennie @teamnorthamericaatrash @iceequeen @jamiesoleksiak @dallasstarscallmeplease @grenawitka (sorry if any of you did this already and don’t feel like you have to!)
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I was tagged by @itsjuliak5​, thank you!!
Handwriting Tag:
1) Your URL + any other side blogs
2) Once upon a time
3) Sphinx of black quartz, hear my vow
4) Name a few characters
5) WIP if any
6) Who you tag (@broadstbroskis​ @introvertedperson16​ @dallasstarscallmeplease​ @jetsstarsgirl​ @teamnorthamericaatrash​ and anyone else who wants to do this)
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Thanks for tagging me @idkwhyimhere19!
Put any of your playlists on shuffle and expose your first 5 songs (this is gonna be all over the place I just know it)
1. Outlines - All Time Low
2. Why We Drink - Justin Moore
3. Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC
4. Locked In The Trunk Of A Car - The Tragically Hip
5. What A Man Gotta Do - Jonas Brothers
I’m tagging @broadstbroskis @introvertedperson16 @dallasstarscallmeplease @jetsstarsgirl @teamnorthamericaatrash and anyone else that wants to do it!
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i was tagged by @itsjuliak5, last picture of a celebrity saved in your phone is your quarantine buddy
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well i hit the jackpot on this one
i’m tagging: @broadstbroskis @jetsstarsgirl @introvertedperson16 @teamnorthamericaatrash @dallasstarscallmeplease and anyone else who wants to do this :)
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I was tagged by @coffee77cat @idkwhyimhere19 and @capbennie thanks guys!
Rules: answer 17 questions and tag people
1. Name: sheridan
2. Zodiac sign: virgo
3. Height: 5’6
4. Hogwarts house: ravenclaw/slytherin
5. Last thing I googled: canada post tracking
6. Song stuck in my head: thunderstruck by ac/dc currently
7. Number of followers: 307 somehow but i guess i have had this blog for like 10 years
8. Amount of sleep: just over 10 hours last night but that’s way more than usual
9. Lucky number: 11
10. Dream job: anything that doesn’t involve dealing with customers (which is why i’m going back to school to become a power engineer)
11. Wearing: one of my many jets shirts and a pair of leggings
12. Favorite song: changes a lot but right now it’s happy hour by morgan wallen
13. Favorite instrument: i’ve always wanted to learn how to play the drums for some reason
14. Aesthetic: lots and lots of black LOL
15. Favorite author: rick riordan
16. Favorite animal sound: cats purring when they’re snuggled up on your lap (my best friend’s one cat in particular because she really likes me)
17. Random: i haven’t drank often in my almost 5 years of being legal, but i have never once been hungover
I’m tagging: @broadstbroskis @jetsstarsgirl @introvertedperson16 @teamnorthamericaatrash @dallasstarscallmeplease and anyone else who wants to do this :)
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