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jemmalynette · 7 months
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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)
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crookedvultures · 4 months
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FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher
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lotus-pear · 6 months
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i think you guys are onto smth..
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i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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keniaku · 9 months
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daily gojoken until one of them dies: day 41
stop it gege for real stopppppp
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firstofficerrose · 7 months
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Van Helsing: Let's kill Dracula!
Mina: You have my typewriter!
Jonathan: And my lawyer skills!
Jack: And my scalpel!
Quincy: And my gun!
Arthur: And my puppies!
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Danny and the waynes
So playboy bruce wayne gets a girl pregnant, but because she sleeps around she has no idea who the farther is and cant provide for danny
So he gets put on the foster system for a few years when, at 5-7 years old is adopted by the fentons
The years in the foster system has caused him some mental health problems and that inspired jazz to be a psychologist
Danny growes up, has his accident, danny phantom happens, he comes out to his parents as phantom and they accept him, but aftrt a few years guarding amity he wants to explore
So he finds a way to graduate early, get permission from the fentons to go on a year long trip(as long as he keeps in touch)
Afew months later 16 year old danny is in gothem and gets into a rouge gallerys battle field
One thing leads to another and when danny mentioned he was in the foster system but isn't any more they ask to do a DNA test...
Only for it to say he's bruce waynes kid...
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Commissioner gorden knocked on the wayne door asking to talk to bruce wayne
Gorden tells them they might want to get all of their siblings their while he talks to bruce, and takes bruce into his study to talk privately
So all of the batkids are there wondering whats going on when gorden walks out of the room, excuses himself and leaves
When bruce cmes out he's pale as paper and he says the words no one was expecting
:... i have another son
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So they all get filled in and their all loosing their minds
Dick is exited to get another brother
Jason is praying this "danny" wasn't anything like the demon brat
Tim was a mix between hoping this one doesn't kill him, and getting ready to compete with dick for tital of favourite brother
And danian is having a life crisis at not being the only blood son but being the younger blood son
Danny is a mix between anxious at meeting his birth family and exited at having a more normal family
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About a week later jazz got a call from danny with the words
:they all need therapy
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martuzzio · 1 month
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Idiot 1 and Idiot 2
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canisalbus · 7 months
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cursed no tattoo machete (I'm sorry for doing this to him)
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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Foolish: It looked like perfect English, I just didn't understand what was said [Laughs].
[Intense ominous music suddenly starts playing, startling Cellbit]
Cellbit: What is that?
Foolish: ...What? That isn't you?
Cellbit: Do you hear that?
Foolish: That- THAT'S NOT YOU???
Cellbit: No! Wtf is this?!
Foolish: What- wtf- that's not me! Is there like a final boss approaching???
Cellbit: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
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[ Transcript continued ↓ ]
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Foolish: I don't know! I- I- swear like, I don't think- I don't think anyone else has been near here! Uh... Richarlyson, maybe put your armor on?
Cellbit: Yeah, please! Richarlyson- [repeats himself in Portuguese, telling Richarlyson to put his armor on]
Foolish: I don't know- this is so cool! This is just the vibe we were looking for!
Cellbit: Yeah, but what-
Foolish: It's haunted now! >:D
Cellbit: ...Where is this coming from?
Foolish: I don't know! Is it- so is it like, one of those mobs that have like, a backpack maybe? But I feel like I've never heard this sound before. Or like a mob with like, a-
Cellbit: It's like- it's like a final boss music, wtf is going on???
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aetherean-alchemist · 2 months
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QSMP February drawing of the day
Day 2: Q!BBH updated design/concept art
An agent of destruction and a reaper of death
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one-bunny-a-day · 4 months
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24/12/2023
today's bunny is our lord and saviour Executor the Ex Foedere 🙏
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soracities · 11 months
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honestly i think the reason so much of forced makeup/beauty culture absolutely does not work w me is not because i have some kind of unshakeable confidence in myself (i absolutely do not lol) but because no ad campaign on earth (nor any amount of shaming for that matter) will ever be able to match the sheer brutality of my stubborness & RESENTMENT at anyone & anything trying to make me do something i absolutely Do Not Want To Do.
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keniaku · 1 year
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daily gojoken until one of them dies: day 3
choo choo
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thecryptidart1st · 4 months
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Wanna know something that just gave me a crisis? (/hj)
Events of FNAF 3 would be taking place this year.
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i’m aware
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Superman and ecto-contaminated food
Danny fucked up
He fucked up reeeeeaaallly bad
So it was 3:00am and he'd just got back from a night of ghost fights, he went into the kitchen to get a midnight snack
However it was today that all the contaminants of the fridge got to ecto-contaminated and came to life
Danny in his sleep deprived brain, accidentally took this as another ghost fight...but
Rather than just crush them...
He accidentally opened a portal...to an unknown location because danny can't remember what he was thinking about when he opened the portal...
Fuck he's gunna need clockworks help
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Im metropolis superman is a mix of confusion and concern when a portal ripped open over him
And...glowing living(?) Food fell through.
Angry living food apparently because the second they( it?) Saw him the food banded together like a robot and started to fight him
Oh...and the living food is also MADE of kryptonite
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He's even more confused when 2 weeks later, a teenager swung in(literaly, where was that a vine?)
Used a net launcher with the name "FENTON" on it, to catch all the food
Ripped open a portal that lools like the one the living food came through,
And disapered
Oh...and the kid didnt have a heart beat
Wtf
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ibrithir-was-here · 3 months
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Blood of My Blood (click for better quality)
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@animate-mush you killed me suggesting this idea, hope this lives up to expectations…
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