#dad coulson

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: You know what I realized today? I'm not even stressed out about our line of work anymore. The amount of stress I undergo every second of every day is solely because of you two. You two are the only cause of my never-ending stress.

Natasha:

Clint: Does that mean we win??

#incorrect quotes #avengers #love is for children. i owe him a queue #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect avengers #black widow #hawkeye #dad coulson #director coulson #phil coulson #agent coulson #black widow hawkeye #hawkeye series #natasha romanoff #clint barton #clint/natasha #strike team delta #agents of shield #incorrect avenger #incorrect marvel comics #incorrect marvel #incoorect quotes

[aosbuskids]

Coulson: But what if her new place doesn’t have a deadbolt or a smoke detector? May: Phil you don’t have to baby her she’s 25 Coulson: You’re never too old to die in a fire, May

#dad coulson #phil coulson #melinda may #incorrect aos quotes #source: incorrectmarvelquote #daisy johnson

[fictionaltrvlr]

Coulson 🤎

cutouts

#father #in the truly parental way lmao #agents of shield #phil coulson #agent coulson #daisy johnson #aos wallpaper #aos #coulson and daisy #moodboard #dad coulson #marvel #myphotoedittag:) #my shuffles

[40sjoyner]

Coulson: How did you know I was going to propose?

May: Daisy hasn’t been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.

#incorrect qoutes #agents of shield incorrect quotes #agents of shield #daisy johnson incorrect quotes #philinda as daisy's parents #phil coulson is daisy's dad #phil coulson #daisy johnson #melinda may #philinda #it's canon bc coulson isn't dead to me #i love them so much #it will happen

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF SHIELD || s07e05 "A Trout in the Milk"

#SHE CALLED HIM DAD #I AM DREAMING AND I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP #marvel's agents of shield #agents of shield #agents of shield spoilers #agents of shield season 7 #phil coulson #daisy johnson #skye #coulson and skye #coulson and daisy #skye and coulson #daisy and coulson

[cosmicqvake]

Look, there are a lot of scenes in AOS that absolutely tear my heart to shreds, but the one that personally gets me most? Daisy holding onto Coulson before he’s going to leave, when she’s crying her eyes out and she tells him that she loves him. Like my fucking godddd man. Instant tears. I’m genuinely gonna cry just thinking about it again.

Just when she finally found home, he was torn away from her like every other goddamn thing in her life. I could go off on an infinitely long rant but I’m gonna let myself out instead.

#phildaisy stay being at the centre of my mind and heart #they’re never leaving #my roman empire fr #my favourite tragic funky little dad and daughter #ugh I MISS THEM #agents of shield #marvel’s agents of shield #daisy johnson #phil coulson #phildaisy

[tremorsmackenzie]

you gotta love how coulson decided in literally the first episode that he was gonna adopt daisy. "the tide is rising" bringing in the dad jokes from day one

he is not subtle

#agent dad #phil coulson #daisy johnson #agents of shield

[thedadbracket]

THE DAD BRACKET: ROUND 1

Phil Coulson - MCU / Ryotaro Dojima - Persona 4

If you like what I’m doing, reblog so others can participate! And remember: Bring your favorites up, don’t bring the others down!

#phil coulson #mcu #ryotaro dojima #persona 4 #brackets #round 1 #the dad bracket

[miraculousagentsofkrypton]

The perfect combination: Philindaisy SpyxFamily AU

#orphaned super-powered child #could kill you with her pinkie finger while simultaneously being the most caring mother figure alive #extremely loving and good hearted and competent spy dad #aos #daisy johnson #melinda may #phil coulson #philindaisy #agents of shield

[brooklynislandgirl]

Start a book club with, read a book to, hit with a book : Close between The System, Raylan, Phil Coulson

Three of a Kind || Accepting {{tagging for reasons: @silverjetsystm, @goodlawman, @tangleweave }}

Beth might be a little tipsy after her third sea-breeze in about half an hour, and maybe she giggles a little too loudly from behind her hand when Jay asks the question. The bar isn't packed yet and so the music is mellow and the dim interior is a respite from the bright hospital lights that she's been dealing with for the last fifteen hours. She leans into Jay and rests her head on her hanai-sister's shoulders, spanning one hand out and waving slowly in panorama in front of them. "Pictcha it. Manhattan...sometime in da las' two weeks..." Yes, she just made a Golden Girls reference. "F' a book club? Hones'ly goddah choose Moon-Moon. Steven got exquisite taste in literature, while Jake got alla sarcastic comments on da side but sittin' in his cab he got plenny time t' read, an' mebbe dat give Marc sometime t' chill out. I t'ink da man really need a time to take brea'd an' jus'...stop for a while, you know wha' I mean. Plus if it jus' da five of us, den we can make da meetings easy, you know?" She purses her lips aside for a moment and ponders the other two men mentioned. "Read a book to? Probably Uncle Phil. Man's an incredible boss. Nevah have someone so intent on protectin' an' supportin' his team but I swear I nevah see him take a vacation, or even be late for work. If all t'ings remain true? Den he probably doesn't even really take time to eat propah, or rest at night, so I'd cheat. Small kine use of Life...tiny hanging effect t' make him drowsy an' den I'd read t' him. Probably from: Captain America: Avenger, Hero, Icon... or Captain America and da American Journey, 1940-2022." She giggles again and pulls back only to fix Jay with The Look. The one that says she knows what's going on and that they will have to discuss that very soon. "An' finally, dat leave Raylan. Who is very pretty, by da way." Yep, there it is, the confirmation nod. "An' I hit him wi' da book f' not tellin' me you an' him are seein' each oddah outside of any work relationship I can faddom, which mean he nevah aks me if it okay to aks you out. Now it's possible you did da aksin' but you're fastah dan me, especially wi' Time an' Correspondence, so...moral of da story, he gets smote...an' you owe me anoddah drink." A pause. "How did he get into Shield, anyway?"

#Mahalo!Stoat <333 #My Hanai-Sister|Jayden Morgan #The Janissary and the Gardener|Jay and Beth #Hooked on the Silver Screen|MCU #Agents of SHIELD|Subverse #{{sorry about giving Raylan a new au lolololol}} #Grey-Coated Morning|Raylan Givens #Uncle Wine Dad|Phil Coulson #More than Brick and Mortar|The System

[gooddadtournament]

Welcome to the Good Dad Tournament!

As a reminder, here are the qualifications I put forth when I opened submissions:

Must love and care for kids

Does not need to have any legal children (biological or adopted) but should spend a decent amount of time being responsible for the well-being of at least one kid

Does not have to be a man, but should exude Dad Energy. Don't submit a Good Mom- we love them too, but this is about Good Dads.

we are not looking for Daddy Energy, we are looking for Dad Energy.

Week One Matchups:

- Bob Belcher (Bob’s Burgers) vs Joe West (The Flash)

- Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Ben Parker (Spider-man)

- Jim Hopper (Stranger Things) vs Agustín Madrigal (Encanto)

- Félix Madrigal (Encanto) vs Uncle Iroh (ATLA)

- Yagi Toshinori/All Might (BNHA) vs Marlin (Finding Nemo)

- Ron Swanson (Parks & Rec) vs Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

- Shadow-san (Carmen Sandiego) vs Bobby Nash (9-1-1)

- Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso) vs Nicholas Benedict (The Mysterious Benedict Society)

- Milligan Wetherall (The Mysterious Benedict Society) vs Jonathan Kent (Superman/DC)

- Phil Coulson (Agents of SHIELD) vs Percy de Rolo (Critical Role)

- Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) vs Raymond Holt (Brooklyn 99)

- Jefferson Davis (Into the Spider-Verse) vs Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead (BNHA)

- Tenzin (The Legend of Korra) vs Scott Lang (Marvel)

- Gru (Despicable Me) vs Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

- Bruce Wayne (Wayne Family Adventures) vs Bob Parr (The Incredibles)

- Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) vs Joel Miller (The Last of Us)

#good dad tournament #bob belcher #joe west #mufasa #ben parker #jim hopper #agustin madrigal #felix madrigal #uncle iroh #yagi toshinori #ron swanson #din djarin #shadowsan #bobby nash #ted lasso #nicholas benedict #milligan wetherall #jonathan kent #phil coulson #percy de rolo #gomez addams #raymond holt #jefferson davis #aizawa shouta #tenzin #scott lang #gru #heinz doofenshmirtz #bruce wayne #joel miller

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Romanoff, how long do you estimate this task will take? Natasha: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Phil: And if I made Barton help? Natasha: Oh an hour and a half at least!

#natasha romanoff #black widow #phil coulson #agent coulson #dad coulson #clint barton #hawkeye #black widow hawkeye #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #marvel #love is for children. i owe him a queue #clintasha #clint/natasha #incorrect avenger #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #the avengers #incorrect marvel comics #incorrect marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incoorect quotes

[aosbuskids]

Fitz: I am the smartest, wisest, cleverest person in this group

Daisy:

Coulson: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Fitz: I paid for my Snickers, I'm getting my damn Snickers

#Leopald Fitz #Daisy Johnson #dad coulson #Phil Coulson #incorrect aos quotes

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Coulson: should I turn the TV on?

Fury: yeah sure,let's find out what's going on in this horrible world of muppets

#nick fury #phil coulson #agent coulson #ultimate spiderman #usm #incorrect quotes #source: my dad

[40sjoyner]

Fitz: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Simmons: I love you

Fitz: Aww, me too!

Simmons: What about you, Daisy?

Daisy: Finally.

Coulson: No.

#incorrect quote #agents of shield incorrect quotes #agents of shield #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #daisy johnson incorrect quotes #phil coulson is daisy's dad #philinda as daisy's parents #daisy johnson #phil coulson #agent coulson #jemma simmons #leo fitz #fitzsimmons

[innytoes]

Rulie and Superhero AU?

"Sweetie, if the Avengers are going to take us seriously, we really need to start dressing the part," Julie said gently. Reggie pouted.

"Luke didn't wear sleeves, and you're not getting on his case!" he objected. Though let's be real, he was showing less boob than Captain America had been in his white smedium shirt.

"Luke's a lost cause," Julie said, ignoring the little 'hey' from where Luke was rummaging through the mini-fridge of their Secret Base (also known as 'Carrie's basement'.) "But wearing a 'I was zapped by a freaky science experiment in grad school and all I got were superpowers and this lousy t-shirt' shirt might not have been the best move."

"But it establishes my backstory!" Reggie defended himself. "Besides, Hawkeye laughed."

"That's not the endorsement you think it is," Carrie said from where she was probably texting Kate Bishop (aka the Cooler Hawkeye). Reggie pouted, and Julie kissed his cheek.

"Maybe next time, let's try a plain t-shirt, okay?"

"Fine," Reggie sighed. Or maybe next time, Willie would be done with the costumes Reggie designed and they could just show up in those. If he could convince Julie that the skin-tight spandex was totally necessary for crime fighting, that was.

#julie and the phantoms #superhero au #reggiexjulie #fanfic #I wrote a thing #he thought he was being professional by not wearing avenger merch to the avenger meeting #of course Carrie and Kate know each other they're both rich overachievers #Carrie isn't even a superhero she's just their rich benefactor #(she totally helped Reggie design the costumes but he has been sworn to secrecy) #willie may or may not have stolen the fabric for the costumes from his supervillain dad #so it's like fireproof and shit #indulge me for a moment and go back to 2012 fandom avengers and think of Reggie meeting coulson and be happy with me