Gimme a head with hair,
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen🎶
You're not a real millennial if you don't have war flashback of guys walking buy surrounded in clouds of Axe cologne.
Also as a curly person I can assure you that there's always a particular kind of horror when I hear people saying that they use 2 in 1 shampoos and nothing else.
Horror and envy.
Thank you @ndostairlyrium for the idea, and Alatariel (on Instagram) for a similar prompt, here's your friendly neighbourhood shitposter-gal.
GIF REQUEST MEME: dragon age + favorite female character (2): MORRIGAN
↳ requested by @elluvians
Mankind blunders through the world, crushing what it does not understand; elves, dragons, magic...the list is endless. We must stem the tide, or be left with nothing more than the mundane. This I know to be true.
Rift magic expert discovers that the life of a single adoptive dad is very hard. Maybe next time he'll listen to the handsome, brilliant dwarf on the matter and leave the title to him.
Magical breakthrough of the Inquisitor and Lord Pavus bound to revolution transportation in Thedas, as soon as they can land without casualties and broken bones.
Full article on the next installment of the Randy Dowager, by renowned author who was deemed not fit for the role of best adoptive dad, V. Tethras.
This has no other explanation than: I rewatched Luca. Realised I knew how to say "Silenzio Bruno!" in Latin. And that Science Bros would MOST DEFINITELY build their own Vespa. After Dorian convinced Aisling that yes, it's definitely a good idea, you should just silence that little voice in your head with this old Tevinter motto...
With that one elven artifact Aisling stole borrowed with Mythal's permission.
And furthermore: the one Vespa song that was missing in the soundtrack of Luca and that is my sworn duty to let you all know...