#da varric

[andrastes-strap-on]

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.

#feel free to add more #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age 2 #champion of kirkwall #varric tethras #dragon age varric #da varric #the most character

[inquisitorgaywarden]

Cole: *joins the Inquisition*

Solas, Varric and me: my son

#we're fighting over custody #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age cole #da cole #da solas #da Varric #varric tethras #solas dragon age

[redheaddraws]

Day 6 “Wicked Grace”

You know i had to do some Varric for this prompt lol 

#DAtober #dragon age #Varric #dragon age varric #drawtober #sketchtober #wicked grace #DA varric #digital art #dragon age inquisition #varric tethras

[prototypelq]

I pretty much have zero expectations (or hopes) for DAD (worst shortname EVER) but Please Stop Featuring Varric!!! Bioware has tortured our bestie Enough!!! Also what Viscount, never heard of him.

#stop featuring varric stop stop stop #you'll only butcher him further #he was already kind of like a sore thumb in dai #don't get me wrong he is great but he doesn't really fit #though him and cassandra have great banter in dai for sure #he was at his best in da2 and they cannot tol those hights ever leave him alone his story was over in that game there is no point #in continuing it except fanservice #da2 #varric tethras #da varric #dragon age #dragon age dreadwolf

[handsomeamoeba]

IT'S TIME! Dragon Age Companion Showdown FINAL!

It's all come down to this. Merchant, novelist, and dedicated friend Varric Tethras vs. all around goodest boy in all of Ferelden, exemplar of the Mabari breed, Dog (often fondly referred to as Barkspawn).

Cast your votes NOW!

#dragon age #dao #da2 #dai #da varric #da dog #barkspawn #da companion bracket

[reallycoolsoup]

What did bioware mean when they designed varric's necklace to be a cockring?

#dragon age #da varric #varric my beloved #varric tethras

[let-me-date-them-bracket]

Last poll like this for today, don't worry.

#da varric

[lirgus]

As always

#my art #sckecth #varric tethras #dragon age art #dragon age 2 #da:2

[cccrystalclear]

Sharing is caring

#dragon age #louise hawke #varric tethras #da2 #my art #da

[biowho]

These two mean everything to me

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #fenris #varric tethras #da fenris #da2 #bee’s greatest hits

[andrastes-strap-on]

The Tale of the Champion

#the tale of the champion #tale of the champion #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age 2 #champion of kirkwall #da hawke #garret hawke #marian hawke #dragon age hawke #varric tethras #dragon age varric #da varric #dragon age memes #dragon age meme

[bluecadash]

Anyone wanna play "Who's Brave Enough to Poke Meredith?"

#dragon age #dragon age absolution #da absolution #da absolution spoilers #meredith #varric #varric tethras #anders #cullen #cullen rutherford #hawke #da meme #aging dragons #little meme cuz i finished rewatching absolution and the urge to replay da2 is sooo strong now #maybe next week :')

[meggannn]

having to pay for sebastian, the only straight romance option in da2, is still funny on its own but I feel there’s also metatextual humor if we take the “varric is narrating this whole thing” to another level

like it’s no secret varric cannot stand this guy so the thought of cassandra piping up like “wait, wasn’t the champion also friends with the prince of starkhaven? you haven’t mentioned him at all”

and varric rolls his eyes so far back into his head he almost gives himself a migraine, then she insists “no, he is! I know I heard this, stop lying to me dwarf!”

he’s like “andraste’s nutsack, fine, but if you wanna hear about him I’m gonna need some financial incentive to jog my memory. he was so boring I often forget he was even there”

“you can’t be serious, are you saying you’ve completely forgotten everything about him?”

“seven sovereigns for the choir boy, seeker, take it or leave it”

#cannot get over the thought of him charging cassandra to make him tell dlc stories #Varric is the ultimate gaslight gatekeep girlboss of the da2 narrative #da stuff #da2 #varric tethras #cassandra pentaghast

[not-so-blue]

Barbie dai companions (inspired by @/raysoffrost bg3 posters x)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #barbie #barbie movie #da #dai #da memes #blackwall #cassandra pentaghast #cole #dorian pavus #iron bull #sera #solas #varric tethras #vivienne de fer #*myedits

[paunchsalazar]

some Dragon Age II scribbles

#my Hawke is very diplomatic/calm.. I think to the point that it annoys Carver.. he’s always perfect and never gets angry!! >_< #but of course he does.. he just tries to rein it in.. #but i think for all carver’s complaining they hang out every day even though they.. don’t really have to.. #dragon age #dragon age ii #da2 #da: 2 #hawke #garrett hawke #carver hawke #bethany hawke #varric tethras #fenris #isabela dragon age #my art #my comics

[handsomeamoeba]

Dragon Age Companion Showdown Round 3

#dragon age #dao #da2 #dai #da varric #da anders #da companion bracket