#cz;shut up

[s4dstr4wberry]

NEWS FLASH: FAT PEOPLE KNOW THEY’RE FAT

LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE

#my grandma talking about how my mom’s cousin is getting fatter and she keeps telling her to cut out fast food #how about you fucking don’t?? cz youve admitted that it’s made her cry #shut the fuck up just shut the fuck up #they used to shame me like this when I was fat too #theyll tell you its not shaming theyre just concerned #FUCK YOUR CONCERN #ITS SHAMING

[schnuffel-danny]

theres a type of art that only artists who absolutely refuse to speak in english on social media are capable of making

#I wanna be one of them so bad but alas I cannot shut up and the CZ/SK dp fandom is just me and like one of my followers

[dragonspiral-tower]

I finally found a decent video to showcase it but Claire's voiceclaim is Cong Zheng (SynthV)! Listen to her in the vid below!

Irida's voiceclaim is Mai (SynthV). check out the video below to hear their duet (CZ is first, Mai is second)

#i found these in a playlist the actual words have no bearing on plot or anything #most of my cz songs are in jp so I wanted to find an eng ver in the right range to show her off #another good showcase is lamentations by team 6x111 (uploaded by vane) but its. a lot. its good but Loud + abuse warnings for the song #gen my fav cz song tho. super good tuning!! I would've used it if it wasnt so. A Lot. #'wow the 2hu and project voltage fan likes vocal synths how revolutionary' shut up I like women. #does anyone wanna send me $80 to buy cong zheng and have her read dialogue haha jk unless #mare marginis #Youtube

[ravensmadreads]

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#in case somebody was waiting on me #A. whyyyyy #B. ive been dipping really bad im sorry #promise ill be back with my feral tags soon #I've been skulking around #but i have zero energy for interaction #which sucks cz my tumblr besties are kinda the only ppl i wamna interact with #just #seasonal depression hit hardddd #and combine that with the sucking at job and failing an exam and an asshole boy and lots of other things #which hit me like a 18 wheeler #im just about wiped out #yknow that gif of tom and jerry with tom being hit with c4 and his ash floating around? yup that be me rn #still wanna thank all content creators #ive been rereading top favs at my lowest moments #and honestly ur the only reason im sane #raven rambles #raven being a dramatic idiot #shut up raven #im sorry guys highkey ignore this btw im being stupid and dumb

[kenlvry]

main 4 and craig and tweek with sleeeeeepppyyyyyyy gn s / o

sleepy reader

edit, 8th march. okay so two things, wrote this while half sleepy, i js realized you said gn reader... and i didnt proof read so im pretty sure theres pronouns here imsososososo sorry also im pretty sure you meant sleepy reader and not reader who's always sleepy so.. sorry

✷—*⁠.

kenny

he loves it tbh, since youre always sleepy your quiet meaning ur calm and is always at peace. he loves being around you its always so peaceful.

he's curious though, you'd wake up from a 7 hour nap and is still yawning complaining about how tired you are.

whenever he sees you you are always knocked out, if not youre on the verge of knocking out. the teachers somehow never catches you despite you always sleeping in class.

sometimes when you lay your head on your table and he'd lay his head too looking at you admiring your calm demeanor.

its really funny sometimes, you two would laugh your lungs out and the next second you are snoring and z's are coming out of yo head

stan

he's really curious abt it, at first when he always sees you sleeping during class or lunch he thought you were a corpse someone drag around.

when he gets to know you though he starts loving you sm. he envies at how you are always tired and could not give a fuck about the world, he wishes he could be like you and sleep anywhere. he tried before, it ended with him being pranked by cartman.

he makes sure everything and everyone around you is quiet so they dont disturb you (aka cartman)

he just wishes you dont fall asleep so easily cz damn you two would be waking to home and then your on the floor with one leg up sleeping like damn ?!?!

kyle

also envy you, he wishes he could just forget about everything and sleep away his problems.

he would ask you for tips on how to sleep so easily and why your so sleepy but you dont know i mean... just sleep yk???

he is so surprised at how your always moving around, like you were just in class sleeping how are you in the cafeteria sleeping again?? now your sleep walking what????

he curses the living shit out of cartman if he tries to wake you up, he's like a full on guard dog when your sleeping

he would carry around a small pillow for you so whenever he hears you you yawn he's ready with a pillow.

cartman

100% would embarrass you when he found out you can sleep easily.

he would offer you a pillow as a nice gesture but when you actually fall asleep he would put a blanket over you and those night caps with pompoms at the end of it. he'd take a picture and tweet it out "mf is the sleeping beauty ‼️"

he also would draw on your faces, but after you beat the living shit out of him for it he stops.... for now.

he honestly finds it so cute, the way your so calm and how you still trust to sleep around him despite the things he did to you in the past.

he also would tell everyone to shut up when your sleeping. he'll make sure nobody bothers your beauty sleep.

craig

he also is curious abt it, like how can you wake up from a 8 hour nap and proceed to continue it at school??

if he texts you and you don't reply he knows immediately that you are sleeping no doubt. you dont know it but whenever your sleeping he stands really close to you and flip everyone off so they don't try to wake you up.

once he flipped a teacher off bc the teacher was tryna wake you up, you both got detention..

he always notices whenever youre sleepy, even if you dont yawn or nothing he can immediately tell.

he finds it so so so so funny too, like you and him would talk to someone and then turning to you just to find you completely knocked out "are they okay?" "dw this happens almost every minute". he laughed to himself at how you are able to make everything your bed.

the wooden desk? its your bed, the floor? thats definitely your bed, the fucking sidewalk?? so comfy.

he also would bring a small pillow everywhere, if youre gonna lay your head down on the concrete atleast be comfortable

tweek

he panics at first "are you ok??" "is she dead??" "are you alive??" you reassure him thats its a habit you have and that you are not dying.

he also envies you, he wants to sleep whenever he feels like it too. everytime you sleep he always watches you and admire you, he says that when your sleeping your beauty increases, you are so sure he's lying bc when you wake up you are drooling...🤨🤨

you'd complain about not wanting to sleep all the time though, he gives you some of his coffee to help.. little does he know 🧍

he would tell everyone to be quiet bc your sleeping and freak out if somebody tried to talk to you for no reason. your confused though, everytime you wake up from a nap your hair looks like you've been in a war, he says its cute?? whatever he says ig

he would try sleeping with you too, sitting beside you and trying to doze off, he fails miserably though.

he's always worried about how the teacher are gonna get mad at you for sleeping and always wakes you up if a teacher looks even a millisecond at you just for the teacher to completely ignored it.

all in all he loves it, he wishes you can teach your ways to him one day.

#south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #stan marsh x reader #eric cartman x reader #craig tucker x reader #tweek x reader #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #eric cartman #craig tucker #tweek tweak

[ashsostrange]

oml, idk who needs to hear this, but some wlw seriously gotta stop treating mascs/studs like they’re men js cz of their appearance, both irl and in ff. 😭 that’s not your bf, that’s ya GF.. who’s a WOMAN. if you want a bf go date a man 🙃 easy!

and obv this doesn’t apply to those of them who are genderfluid, etc, but some people be dtm talking bout some “girl husband” and “she’s so handsome” nd don’t try to argue w me saying it’s harmless when y’all ONLY say that when a girl appears more masculine, like, ew.. shut ts up! very weird. quite odd.

#ash spills 💋 #been meaning to get this off my chest like #js stop #ellie williams fics #abby anderson fics #studs #mascs #vi x reader #vi arcane #ellie williams x reader #abby anderson x reader

[inglourious-imagines]

Beers, Tomato, and Suspenders (Lewis Nixon X GN!Reader)

Prompts: 106 – Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation. & 109 – I saw that. You just checked me out.

Summary: Before D-Day. Two conversations take place, one with your best friend George Luz, the second with your (perhaps, perhaps not) friend Lewis Nixon. What can come out of this?

Warnings: some f words

Author’s Note: Long time no see, my friends! I’m sorry for being MIA for so long. Anyway, consider this some sort of a comeback 😊. There have ended up some BoB smut requests in my inbox so to inform you, I’m not writing smut, at least not yet, for I do not feel comfortable doing so. I apologise to the people who came to me through my inbox to ask me some questions, sorry I wasn’t able to answer them.

-> Also does anyone know how to edit masterlist (or any other old post actually) after some time? I'm not able to update my masterlist or just simply edit a list of fandoms. Help is greatly appreciated! Thank you!

Taglist: @alienoresimagines @teenmagazines @meteora-fc @eugenesmorphine @band-of-brothers-cz @real-fans @not-john-watsons-blog @tealaquinn @ok-roemanov @mrseasycompany @punkgeekchic @wexhappyxfew @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @rayofshanshine @mavysnavy @easynix @georgeluzwarmhugs @easy-company-tradition @immrsronaldspeirs @snafus-peckuh @curraheewestandalone @warrior-healer @justamadgirlinabox @happyveday @order-of-river-phoenix @whoahersheybars

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“Okay, we have a few more days before we’re moving out and you still haven’t done anything about your big fat crush on-“

“Shut the fuck up, Luz!” you exclaim, covering his mouth with yours. He laughs at your somewhat childish behaviour, but then he licks your hand so you would pull it away and also to annoy you even more so the fight over who’s more immature is clearly won by him again.

“You are disgusting,” you say, but your lips slowly form a soft smile – the situation is quite ridiculous; two paratroopers discussing one’s crush in the middle of a bar somewhere in Britain, while other paratroopers around them are getting blind drunk. “And I do not intend to do anything about it.”

George pouts, clearly he is more than excited to see you hit on someone, the need for some entertainment overwhelms him and you are sure that once you would have gotten up from your chair, Liebgott and Tab would be immediately by Luz’s side, cheering you on and closely watching the situation unfold. But you remain sitting, and George has to turn to his beer instead.

“But why?” he presses on, once he finishes his glass of that golden liquid and sets it down on the wooden bar. “Tab has some classified information that Lewis Nixon is over the heels for you.” That makes you laugh out loud, and soon enough George joins you but for another reason completely – he laughs because someone else is laughing and he’s drunk, you laugh because that sentence alone sounded so ridiculous that you simply could not react in any other way.

George doesn’t bring up the topic anymore, but he remains at your side as if he knows something you don’t. You sing with Floyd, you play cards with Malarkey and Muck, you have a contest about who downs a beer faster with Toye (you win but Joe swears he’ll challenge you soon enough and this time for money for he is sure that he’ll be the winner). You try to stay away from drinking too much alcohol; those two beers, one with George and one with Joe, plus the one shot with Eugene (which you practically coerced him into drinking – who could have said no when the toast was to victory?) is pretty much the only liquor flowing in your veins.

For a moment, George excuses himself (“When I drink, I always have to piss all the fucking time. I hate it.”) and you find yourself on your own behind the bar, wondering whether another beer is a good idea until someone interrupts your thoughts. “Hey Joe, get me a pint, would ya?”

You’ve spent so much time daydreaming about that voice, that by now you can recognize it anytime, anywhere, in your sleep, in your dreams, from meters away. You turn your head to your favourite intelligence officer and you’re suddenly glad you have not ordered that beer because you would have probably choked on it for Lewis Nixon just looks so good in just the green trousers, green shirt, and those damn suspenders. While he waits for his drink (apparently, he’s all out of Vat69 when he’s opted for beer), he slips his one arm under one part of the suspenders, then his other arm, and the suspenders fall down from his shoulders, hanging now from his hips from their clips on his trousers. This simple action, that takes not more than few seconds, leaves you breathless, you could watch him just be his self for hours on end and never get tired from the sight.

“I saw that,” he suddenly turns to you, “you just checked me out.”

Now you would have definitely choked on that beer. Your cheeks redden immediately, you know exactly how you look (like a fucking tomato, that’s for sure) and you struggle really hard to find an excuse because it’d be obvious even to a blind person that you were downright staring at him.

“I did not.” you state as sternly as you could, but Nixon smiles and for some reason unknown to you, he does not go away but rather orders another beer that lands before you in a moment.

Lexis is apparently pleased at how flustered he can make you, he is enjoying it to his bones, so he does not stop teasing you. “Yes, yes, you did.” A bigger smile now adorns his face, and you have to fight really hard to not smiling again because his joy is so contagious.

“No, I did not. If anything, you were checking me out.” you try to spin the conversation in another way and to your surprise (and later pleasure) it works for Lewis steps a little closer to you and responds. “Well, I did not really try to hide it, did I.”

It’s more of a statement than a question and for the second time in about three minutes you are blushing again like a teenager.

Nixon goes on. “And at least I can admit it.”

Your head is spinning, you quite can’t comprehend that this is what you are talking about with Nix, and he just stands so close to you, you could touch his army shirt if you desired to, the urge to run your fingers through his messy hair is storming you and you find yourself in need of a fresh air. But you don’t step away, you wouldn’t dare to because this type of breathlessness just feels good.

So, you opt to play his little game. “Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”

Lewis’s eyes sparkle. He takes his beer in one hand, yours in other and nods his head in the direction where the doors out of the bar are. “Maybe we should fix that.”

Finally you smile at him, you know he knows you won’t decline the offer, but it doesn’t bother you one bit. “The conversation or our not-drunken state?”

Lewis grins at you in his own special mischievous way and he knows you know what the answer will be, but it doesn’t bother him one bit. “How about both?”

#lewis nixon imagine #lewis nixon x reader #lewis nixon #lewis nixon imagines #band of brothers fanfic #band of brothers imagines #hbo war #imagine #fanfic #band of brothers #band of brothers imagine #band of brothers oneshot #george luz #george luz imagine

[detentiontrack]

Everyone shut up and look at this picture of CZ intensely sniffing a taki

#the beast

[darksideoftheshipps]

Will/Vessel headcanons

EN/CZ

EN

I wrote it originally in Czech to our group chat and I decided to share it here with you.

⚠️ I helped myself with Google translator a little bit ⚠️

I have to share a few headcanons, which should be spread in the name of Sleep 🙏🏻

So.. Will is terribly energetic and hyperactive. Such a bundle of ADHD. But when he gets under Vessel's hands, he is as tame as a lamb. Because Vessel will force him to calm down. Vessel usually pins him (to anything, to the bed, to the wall, to the ground...) and gently squeezes Will between his legs or around his neck with his BIG palm. Vessel prefers a light choke first and then the second part. 🍆💦

Will never says "daddy" but "papi"

Vessel loves Will's hair (especially when it's dyed blonde or pink) and shows it quite often by pulling on them.

If Vessel decides for dirty talk, it's never as explicit and vulgar, or it certainly seems more "polite" than from the others.

Example: Vessel would not say: "Can you just shut up, and suck my cock, bitch" but "It would be better for you if you would be quiet and worship your god. On your knees Will. Now."

CZ

Musím se podělit o headcanons, které by měly být šířeny ve jménu Sleepa 🙏🏻

Takže.. Will je strašně energický a hyperaktivní. Takový uzlíček ADHD. Ale když se dostane Vesselovi pod ruce, je krotký jako beránek. Protože ho Vessel donutí k tomu, aby se sklidnil. Většinou ho přišpendlí (k čemukoliv, k posteli, ke zdi, k zemi...) a svojí VELKOU dlaní ho jemně stiskne mezi nohama, nebo okolo krku. Vessel nejdříve preferuje lehký přiškrcení a až pak tu druhou část. 🍆💦

Will neříká "daddy" nikdy, ale "papi"

Vessel miluje Willovo vlasy (hllavně když jsou obarvené na blond, nebo na ružovo) a dost často to dáva najevo tím, že mu za ně tahá.

Pokud se Vessel rozhodně pro dirty talk, nikdy není tak explicitní a vulgární, rozhodně to působí víc "slušněji" než u ostatních.

Příklad: Vessel by neřekl "Can you just shut up, and suck my cock, bitch" ale "It would be better for you if you would be quiet and worship your god. On your knees Will. Now."

#VessWill #torri writes #vessel x will ramos #rpf #lorna shore headcanons #will ramos #vessel #lorna shore #sleep token #vessel headcanons #čumblr #čumblr to je páč to tu mám i v češtině 🔥 #i hezky česky #lgbt

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

tumblr choose your own adventure: part 3

part 2: https://at.tumblr.com/trans-girl-nausicaa/tumblr-choose-your-own-adventure-part-2/fejjur5oaayy

>Search the dumpster for loot.

You turn away from Dennish, leaving him holding two noxious hand-rolled cigarettes: one lit and one unlit. His expression grows increasingly confused.

You throw open the dumpster and reach in. Your arms aren’t long enough to reach the precious mysteries of the dumpster, so you lean forward more until you tumble into the dumpster, ass-over-teakettle. This jostles the lid and it slams shut.

You scrabble around in the dark, hands wriggling like spiders seeking prey.

You find a typewriter. It was manufactured in Czechoslovakia in 1976. It is out of typewriter ribbons.

You find a cigarette lighter. It was manufactured in Czechoslovakia in 1976. It is out of fuel.

You find a fully automatic CZ 75 pistol, chambered in 9mm. It was manufactured in Czechoslovakia in 1976. It is unloaded.

You put your newfound treasures in your inventory.

The three items you have acquired are currently unusable.

You push open the lid and squirm out of the dumpster and fall onto the ground.

You get up and dust yourself off.

Dennish is staring at you, wide-eyed and speechless. He puts the unlit noxious hand-rolled cigarette back in his pocket. He takes a drag from his other, lit, noxious hand-rolled cigarette.

#CYOA #choose your own adventure

[toji-girl]

so im going thru a lil bit rn,,

how do u think toji wld react to his gf having a hard time w her friends? bro id DIE to have toji wrap me up inside of his arms or doing selfcare w eachother (like a bath/facemasks/cooking)

idk in desperate need of toji fluff 😞🤲

OK LETS TALK ABOUT SHIU CZ LIKE OUUUUHH THAT MAN IM A SLUT FOR ……

he could stuff his fingers in my mouth to shut me up fr

- (๑>◡<๑) 🤍

damn my mood js took a 180 thinkjng of shiu…….

are we all going through something rn or what!? 😭😭😭 I hope you feel better soon bb!

if you and your friends got into a fight or something? I'd think he'd tell you he can find someone to beat them up for you LMAOOO like he's half-serious and half-joking because he knows you still love them.

the self-care thing made me think of this commission I got with him doing our favorite things together 🥹🥹🥺🥺 he'd do anything to make you feel better and if taking a bath together after cooking together makes you happy then he's doing it! this man is such a lover and he will never admit it but you can tell in the way he treats you.

SHIU KONG! YES THAT MAN IS SO FINE AND HE HARDLY GET'S THE LOVE HE DESERVES!!! HE IS SO FINE AND SEXY PLEASE I'D SUCK HIS FINGERS AND DICK LIKE IT WAS MY JOB LMAOOO

art commissioned by @/aryomendgrande

#💌incoming #(๑>◡<๑) 🤍 #thinking of how warm toji is flnkdknjdty

[fairyhaos]

OKAY THOSE SONGS ARE TOP TIER NGL i can just see the boys vibing and jumping to these bright underrated songs u mentioned omg imagine bss trio😭😭😭😭kwan doing karaoke while hoshi is tipsy and dancing and dk is just screaming even tho he doesn’t have a mic😭😭😭😭

you're so right!!! if it's their older underrated songs then im betting they've forgotten half the lyrics so 😭 seungkwan is crying-screaming the lyrics but hoshi is screeching to look at the screen because "seungkwan you're WRONG" and dokyeom is dying on the floor bc seungkwan is vehemently denying it and going "it's OUR song kwon hoshi hOW CAN I BE WRONG" even though he most definitely is

they all sing the lyrics to "together" and hoshi's voice cracks like 5 times and seungkwan slays all his parts and deekay adds in so many ad libs that he's basically singing for the duration of the song because of it

hoshi dedicates his dramatic rendition of "habit" to booseok cz they're both part of vocu and they pretend to fall over themselves in tears before cracking up bc "hyung you didn't even TRY to reach the top note" "THAT'S THE HIGHEST MY VOICE GOES OKAY SHUT UP"

#fairyhaos.answers #ask #friends <3 #wonijinjin #none lf tjem remember the tune to “drift away” so theymake it up

[definitelynotnia]

sorry i have to rant or i will cry i hate when im so angry that the anger comes out as tears

tw: random guy being a general asshole abt lgbtq and trans ppl so if you dont wanna deal with that today, cz ik there's already enough hate literally everywhere online, then please save yourself from this burden and move along, i hope u have a nice day bcz if i cant then someone should

i just spent my whole afternoon arguing with this guy- it was such a waste of my time i haven't slept properly last night and i wanted to take a nap but my nap time is GONE i hate this i told him im done with this conversation and that i dont give a shit about him enough to want to educate him on things and have him change his opinion i TOLD HIM IM DONE i told him that he can keep his opinion shoved up his ass and as long as he doesn't bully people i dont give a shit i was READY TO GO TAKE MY NAP but nooo this bitch is like "just say you've run out of valid points" like BITCH NO.

i can't have valid points to counter you with because all the points ur giving me are utter bullshit like how the fuck am i supposed to reply to "ppl assigned male at birth wearing skirts and make up is worse than war" like WHAT???? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??? ARE YOU INSANE? what the fuck am i supposed to respond to that with? except that trans people aren't hurting anyone and war is, and he's like "at least war can be contained, these people are spoiling the mentality of the youth" like YOU ARE THE SPOILED YOUTH not the other way around, im like listen if you were really pressed about children and how trans inclusivity impacts children then you would have at least read more about that but if your first point is only "they're doing surgery on children" then clearly you have not even done as much as a simple google search so we both know that you just heard that in some random reel and went with it and you dont give two shits about the supposed 'children being made to undergo surgery', which they're not, and all you actually care about is looking cool and edgy by hating on the lgbtq community because thats whats in trend right now in india. he's like these people are too privileged why cant they just shut up and enjoy life they are rich like first of all rich people can have problems too??? also being able to afford therapy and gender affirming care does not equal to rich thats like saying if someone in ur family has any chronic illness ur automatically rich like ??? also poor people are trans too? and im so sick of these ppl thinking being trans is just an american thing or a first world problem like brother no? you are literally living in india trans people are mentioned in the FUCKING SCRIPTURES are u KIDDING ME? being trans is not a new sudden occurence its been there for longer than you have. like literally after 2 hours of conversation the only points he could think of to hate on lgbtq for no reason is

they are rich and privileged so they shouldnt have problems

if they have a problem with their gender they should keep it to themself and not fight it (??????)

they are running from their problems (they are literally solving the problem thats the part which everyone is mad abt its when trans people try to solve the problem by being okay with expressing themselves freely and to counter i said that even alcoholics are running from their problems ive never seen any of u andrew tate cocksuckers ever make a "joke" bullying alcoholics he's like thats different like literally all his "points" are him just saying whatever and then if u try to explain it with logic he'll be like no but thats ok bcz i said so and this is wrong bcz i said so like fuck you dude)

they shouldnt have rallies and stuff because there's more important things like war that the government should focus on (he was the one who said "war is a beacon of peace there cannot be peace without war" when i had first mentioned that its ironic that out of all the bad things happening in the world rn LIKE war the biggest thing he's worried about is a "man" wearing a skirt but ok sure now all of a sudden war is a big boo boo and we should all be focusing on that, so basically when he wants to hate on ppl war is irrelevant but when a marginalised group wants to fight for their rights that time war is the most important point and no one elses suffering is valid bcz there is war)

it is spoiling today's youth (im not even gonna talk about this because i do not see how people living their lives and just existing is considered "spoiled" and "corrupt" but people regularly hating on, bullying and degrading a whole ass community just because they are uneducated swines lacking critical thinking skills and a spine that saw some 'famous' youtuber or influencer or wtv or maybe a reel with 'dark humor' dissing on lgbtq and pronouns and 'blue haired girls' and now they thing they're oh so cool and edgy and dIfFeReNt and "not like those woke snowflakes" just cz they degrade and bully a whole community of people every chance they get)

im so done im SO DONE with this bullshit its EVERYWHERE its a trend now to be hateful and mean and an asshole to anyone who isnt "normal" according to heteronormative standards. i understand not having an opinion, to some extent ok i get it you're young you don't need to be involved in this yet but no, they want to have an opinion but they will do no research they physically shudder at the thought of reading a book and god forbid they actually google up a trustworthy article to confirm some of the bullshit they believe they will do none of this but they will scream and shout about how lgbtq is the problem and magically that is the only "social issue" they care about and they care soo vehemently apparently that they have to post about it and make dArK jOkEs about it and use slurs and degrade them every chance they get because THEY are harmful yes sure you who are actively spreading hate are the angelic saviours of society and a community of people JUST EXISTING are the ones that are harmful, right.

#im done im so done i cannot anymore #if one more person puts a story or comes to me making fun of lgbtq calling them mentally retarded or wtv the fuck and expect me to be like #haha so funni lol u are so comedi i am going to block them from every single social media i have them on #i am done.

[kenlvry]

you're the only sp writer i request from you're literally my fav 😢😢 but can i request stan kyle and kenny with a reader who gets jealous really easily??

reader who is easily jealous

an, HI OMG THIS IS SO SWEET ILY ANON ☹️☹️🫶🫶 18-19

kyle

okay kyle didn't know you were the type to get easily jealous, i mean he js thought you didn't really care and kinda let him roll with whoever he wants but thats probably because he hangs out with girls who are in the same cliques as you so,,

it was until you literally glared at the waitress who stared at him for one too many seconds he knew, you ended up having a bad mood throughout the whole meal and eyeing the waitress "baby r you okay?" "why? if im not are you going to leave me for that stupid waitress?" "WHAT NO???"

theres always two reasons why you're so quiet on a date, kyle was too friendly with a girl or a girl was too friendly with him. you ignore him roll your eyes at him and he's just begging you to give him an ounce of attention.

if a girl likes his story you literally stalk her, her mom, her brother, her father, her boss, her colleagues everything.

you continue to ignore that girl for weeks and roll your eyes at her whenever you see her around cz why u liking my mans story? keep your likes baby

he finds it so hot tbh like omg ur this obsessive with me?? 🤭 he gets turned on by this for sure.

even though he finds it attractive and it gets him all sweaty he needs to he careful because you weren't easy to persuade once your jealous fr. once he had to get down on his knees, crying out to you to please look at him. he loves you though and he'd do it again

a thud was heard from your window, then another, and another. it was annoying you so you open your curtains to see what was causing the noise, it was your boyfriend. you opened up your window sticking out half of your body out of the window, "kyle?" you yell, "please unblock me, i dont know why she follows and likes all my post i swear" he yells back. you smile to yourself at how desperate this man is "what if i dont want to?" you put your hands in the frame of the window smiling "um,, I haven't really thought about it" "oh bye then" "wait wait!" he called out and you turn back from walking away. "I'll uh.. I'll freeze myself!" your eyes upon widen at his dumb idea "what no you idiot" he takes off his jacket, gloves and hands then put it on the ground, he then kneels clasp his hands together "please?" "omg." you rub your temples together and rush down. kyle sighs thinking you left him, looking at the ground of shame because now the neighbors think he got another girl pregnant or something. the front door open and he flung his head to its direction, you walked out with your own coat wrapping it around him "you can beg all you want but there's a way to do it without hurting yourself" "anything to make you happy" "I'm not" he chuckles as you drag him inside "don't do that again" "hmm we'll see" "kyle brofloski!" he chuckles again at you while you bring him up to your room, he really loves you.

kenny

LOVES IT SO FUCKING MYCH 😝😝😝

its like he knows you love him because you'll isolate yourself just because a girl winked at him and won't see him until he begs for forgiveness even though it aint his fault

okay that kinda sounds like a redflag,, WTV WALK HIM LIKE A DOG IG 🤭

anyways, he doesn't hate it dont care if it interferes his life. even if he has to give up everything to make you talk to him he'll do it IM NOT JOKING

he does not care, he has to block all the girls he knows? okay! never talk to any of his girl friends? yea sure! breath only your air and not lay his eyes on a single woman except you only? anything you want babe ☺️

ALSO GETS HARD FOR THIS PLEASE. i js know he's turned on after you get visually jealous.

"please baby look at me" he pulls your arm for you to stop your tracks from going into your room "shut up, maybe you should go to that hoe who waved at you, why did she wink?? did you two used to have something??" you pull back your arm and go up the stairs with kenny following in suit. arriving infront of your bedroom kenny pulled your arm again and when you turned he immediately fall to his knees "please, i dont know her" he hold your palm with both hands, glossy eyed "i,, kenny" "please?" tilting his head to the side, he'll sit there for hours if he has to. "get up mccormick, im sorry i overreacted" he got up so quickly then hugged you, his head falling on your shoulder "loveyou" his breath on your shoulder, you smile "love you too"

stan

i think he has a love hate relationship with your jealousy, like on one hand he knows you love him and would literally kill anyone for him but on the other... its kinda tiring to beg to you

i mean he doesn't care going on his knees, and crawling all fours for you but at times he just can't deal with it yk??

but he mostly loves it obvi, the way your eyes stay focus on the girl that was 'hitting' on him or the way you sulk and won't tell him why even though its obvious it's bc your jealous, its all so cute to him. and he loves this side of your jealousy, just couples being couple

other times though.. you'd block gim everywhere and won't unblock him until the next day when you reflect on your stupid decisions. or when you ignore him at school or not even make eyecontact with him, he hates and loves it.

you had another quarrel with stan again, this fight was because he still comments '☺️' under Wendy's post of herself, it was valid true but you still thought you overreacted. sitting on your bed with your arms cross and tears almost falling down at the thought of Stan going back to wendy broke your heart. ding a notification popped up and you pick up your phone hoping it was stan despite you blocking him everywhere, it was your friend "um, whats up with stan?" she texted you "wdym" your eyebrows furrow together, you immediately unblock him on Instagram and to your surprise his profile picture was you, his stories had 8 pictures of you with cute songs behind it. he had posted 2 picture of you two on his feed one captioning "traveling the moon and back to find good internet to see if her blocking me was a mistake or im a mistake". his bio was now "tell her to unblock me ☹️". you smile at this and your cheeks turned a pink tint. you unblocked him on every platform and it seems he had changed his profile picture to you on every single one. "." "BABE YOU UNBLOCKED ME" "i mean yeah i have to especially since i have 5 people texting me about your profile" "just wanted to show my girlfriend love" "whatever" a knock was heard on your door, then a chat from stan "open up i brought food and wine" you smile and blush to yourself as your rush down to open the door. he was the sweetest

#south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh

[ashsostrange]

i hope y’all like reading cz it’s storytime! 🗣️

lemme tell y’all ab the time i (allegedly) got two ppl onna hitlist when i was like 10 or 11

so in middle school (sixth grade i think it was) i stayed at this after school program cz my momma didn’t get off work til, like, four to five. we would eat snacks, talk shit, do hw, normal middle schooler stuff.

there was this one strange new-ish kid that just gave everyone weird vibes.. he was one of the class clowns, nd real disrespectful. he was also a lil mean so i didn’t really fw him. we gon call him jason.

one time, me n some other sixth graders were in a science classroom doing work and talking or wtv, and bro is sitting at a table by himself with a computer turned away from everyone. i’m talking those large black lab tables. i was w my friend (we gon call her lara) and she’s always been really pretty, so she was one of the girls all the guys would crush on.

including this nigga apparently.

atp, wbk that he wanted her cz he didn’t try to hide it. she js wasn’t interested 🤷‍♀️

me n lara were sitting across the room, minding our black ass business and jason started doing that thing with your eyebrows where you wiggle them up n down real fast in attempt to be “seductive.” he was smirking too. at lara.. from ACROSS THE ROOM!!

idk y.. but i came to the conclusion that bro was up to no good on that laptop. i had just learned how to check search history, so i walked my ass on over there unprovoked and pulled up his history. i cannot tell you what possessed me bc idk.

the last page he was on was youtube and ts said “sex”

like JUST sex.

i just gasp then look at him like he’s crazy and then eb starts walking over and looking while jason swears up and down it wasn’t him that looked that up. this other girl (we gon call her diana) was being loud as hell, basically indirectly snitching. the teacher that was watching us eventually caught on and came over. she was so pissed. she made us shut down all the computers and go down to the library 😭 she also said sumn ab not letting us use them again, but obv that wasn’t gna work. we needed them to do hw…

yk middle schoolers are EVIL.. so this one guy, (we gon call him ryan) and this diana were js dogging on jason’s ass like he wasn’t right there with his head hung in shame 🚶‍♀️i never liked those two. they were bullies frl

when jason’s mom came to get him, the teacher snitched ab his search history and that was the start of his villian origin story..

fast forward to idk when, i’m starting to hear that jason is gna shoot up the school and that he’s coming for ryan and diana first?? and at some point in time, he had stopped coming to school.. so we were all freaked tf out. he didn’t mention my name though, so i was like 🙆‍♀️💆‍♀️💁‍♀️ yes, i remain untouched!

n e way, word spread that bro was gna shoot up the school. nobody knew where it was coming from tho, like there was no source

i was sittin’ there like “damn, if everyone dies then it’s kinda my fault..” and diana gon agree w me.. like girl.

anyway nothing happened, thank gawd. me and jason had english class tg, but when he stopped coming to school, he never came back. my english teacher said that everyone was spreading nasty rumors about him so he had to transfer. she was like “poor kid”… GIRL.

i don’t know if he ever truly claimed to shoot up the school or if it was even him lookin up “sex” on the computer 😭 all of this is a mystery to me!

nobody ever found out that i was lowk the one that started this mess 🤫 i wasn’t “popular” unlike miss diana and ryan, so nobody was gna talk ab me. those mfs were real life bullies. this is y you be nice to everyone 🙃 there’s a reason i wasn’t a “target”

whew, anyway.

moral of the story: don’t fuck around and you won’t have to worry about finding out! 👍

#ash spills 💋 #ash’s storytime 📖🧘‍♀️☕️ #all of my experiences are original!

[esperanta-dragon]

It's hard to believe but I've made my first Hearthstone 10 years ago when I was in high school. I posted it on our CZ/SK forum and people spammed me with "shut up and take my money". Since then dozens of these were made and sent all over the world.

Why do I say it? Well, Christmas is approaching. And I believe my fan page grew a bit since I posted this last time. So if you are searching for a nice handmade gift for a gamer, there you go.

I've made 3 different versions over the year and yes, they can glow in the dark too! 1 week ago I managed to make the pink version (still glowing) and yep, I've made meeting stone too.

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/EspeGlass?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=704639288&section_id=36091536

#Hearthstone #WoW #World of Warcraft #gamer gift #glowing in the dark #meeting stone #gaming jewelry