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#cw: dark humor
roleplay-abiogenesis2 · 3 months
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"This morning we found the body of a hilichurl at the feet of a steep rock wall. There were no signs of struggle, so the leading theory is that they threw themselves off the cliff on purpose."
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"I think that's just jumping to conclusions."
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criticalcrux · 1 year
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@icybreaths asked:
[for Grimmjow] “If ya needed an excuse ta see me again ya coulda just asked~” (//smh@her)
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"Yeah, that's exactly what I needed, an excuse to melt my fuckin' eyeballs right outta their sockets!" He's getting a good laugh outta his own sarcasm at her expense.
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TIL the band Ice Nine Kills is banned from Disney, not only are they banned from playing at Walt Disney World’s House of Blues but none of them can step on Disney property (which is kinda bullshit if you ask me). Why the hell do I bring this up? Because Y’know who did perform at House of Blues located in Disney Springs in Orlando, FL?!
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Now admittedly, that was in 2012 so it’s possible that Disney’s policies changed or maybe they considered “okay” because it was cartoon gore and boobs rather than a fake decapitation on stage? I honestly don’t know ,but either way it seems really odd that Dethklok of all fucking bands performed on Disney property!….the IRL band anyway, if it was the in-universe one there would be more casualties in that concert than all Disney parks incidents combined.
…it’s because they’re close to the Mouse, aren’t they?!
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laurzzz · 4 months
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I just wanted to know how Moon would react to the idea of his lover showing him the body and him just freezing.
Robo-Boyfriends AU - I Already Love You Part 2 (Part 1 Here)
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Don't worry it's fake... I think.
Also just a head's up that I still am not taking art requests and that this ask just struck a chord with me. Please don't spam my asks box with requests thanks 👍
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madame-helen · 7 months
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bloodielavender · 8 months
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me staring at my blades every time something goes even remotely wrong
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tofusquisha · 1 year
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"gallows humor"
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screahms · 3 months
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*puts axe in your hand*
why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself? why are you
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jacob-the-human · 5 months
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Ares as an autistic Bi disaster with a special interest in murder
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kjeevass · 20 days
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shops in Amity Park:
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averagenolofinwean · 11 hours
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Feanorian elv: I'd like to clarify that I do not own or hide a silmaril nor do I have the intention of doing so.
Maedhros: That's what she said.
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xxthroatslitterxx1 · 22 days
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How I look while I watch the sicilian mafia mutilate someone while they are alive
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madame-helen · 11 months
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