#cuz it’s not as if they’re familiar with emotional distance either hahaha

[i-am-borgia]

Showtime’s The Borgias (2011-2013) in a nutshell:

Challenge...to describe The Borgias in a gif or in a single sentence?

#the Borgias #Cesare Borgia #Lucrezia Borgia #cesare x lucrezia #it's literally a red thread from episode one to the last #you could literally make a drinking game out of it #one shot when either one of them has their hands on the other's chin or chin dimple or cheek or ear or nose #two shots when they're holding hands or doing that weird little hand dance or whatever it is #and three shots when either one of them has their hands on the other's naked body #it's ridiculous that such a game works hahahah #but seriously the show would be a literal nightmare if Covid19 had arrived in 2013 can u imagine how impossible it would be for them to soc #it would totally GET OUT OF HAND #I don't think they know what phsyicial distance from each other even means #the expression TO KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THE BACK OF UR HAND gets new meaning with them #let's not forget the scene where they make it a whole point to tell us that they actually know the literal backs of each other's hands #RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG #and if they stopped touching each other for one literal second it wouldn't matter one little bit #cuz it’s not as if they’re familiar with emotional distance either hahaha #and that's why this is HANDS DOWN the best show and the best ship and i don't even feel bad about it #anyone got a good one-liner to describe the show?? #maybe we can gather them all up and when people ask what the show’s about give em that #guaranteed that no one will be motivated to start watching lol #bc just Borgiacest