#cuz he’s an asshole

[fredbydawn]

Just now noticing the way Strahm fidgets with the pen while watching the tape of Hoffman and Jill, and I love it cuz

A. it’s very cool foreshadowing, especially considering he’s holding it right by his neck

B. tehe he stimming, which again, the amount of men his age in agencies like the FBI or CIA who have undiagnosed autism is more than you would think

C. something something Freudian, Hoffman got him up playing with his penis

#I’m a Strahm is autistic truther #I mean I think he’s blunt and rude cuz he’s an asshole too. both can be true #saw franchise #peter strahm #mark hoffman #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #saw iv #saw 4

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor

Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.

#Danny Phantom #i think this ties into my other post i made a long time ago about Danny siccing the GIW on Vlad #like we KNOW in CANON that if Danny was even a tiny bit more like Vlad he would literally become a supervillain #villain is such a stupid word i hate how it's spelled. why is it like that #anyways i need to like. rewatch DP cuz i remember shit & then i'm like #did that actually happen. because that sounds too insane #but like. he Did That. didnt he #i think that's what i love about this character. but a lot of people ignore it #Danny is like. gritting his teeth going ''do good do good'' it isnt effortless it isnt easy he doesnt even want to do it half the time #& sometimes yeah he WILL do crimes or get back at people who've been assholes to him or whatever #he WILL use his powers for bad sometimes #he'll be like ''dont do that it's bad'' but like. he WILL do it himself #the whole ''i'm a hero'' thing he's got going on is like. more of a. how do i put this #it's like when you're drawing or writing & saying ''it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to BE'' #like Danny isn't a hero sometimes. he's got morals & has a general understanding of good & bad #but also he's 14 & being attacked every day #i would start saying bad words & threatening people that annoy me too man #okay i glanced over the scene again for the first time in years & Danny was literally in the middle of outing Vlad to the whole town??? #hello?? are we really ignoring this????? #VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO #this show is so stupid i love it #love how Sam & Tucker immediately backed him up yeah fuck Vlad all my homies hate Vlad #okay you know what. maybe i will do a DP liveblog. i think it would be fun #on daddyplasmius. only posting this on pa-pa-plasma cuz it's kind of just a. weird rant post? kind of? idk

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

likes charge reblogs cast or whatever

#notscene.txt #Twitter #source: bbc news they don’t get a link cuz like all uk news media they’re assholes but Yh #I absolutely think he’s going to restore it as a paid feature tho calling it now

[essektheylyss]

Honestly, it is so funny remembering that Annabeth Chase's literal, stated, canonical fatal flaw is hubris.

Rick Riordan was like, "This clever, neurodivergent preteen girl believes that she is smarter than the gods, and she will get the chance to prove herself right," and he was correct. 😌

#pjo #honestly annabeth best character cuz in the end the gods straight up are like 'you're right. here's your dream come true' #like never once did mr. riordan say 'and she should stop being like that.' #honestly in general mega props to pjo for framing fatal flaws as a source of strength consistently #both percy and annabeth in the end get to be So Valid in their fatal flaws lmao #like it's so funny that in the end percy straight up is like 'I don't know shit but you all need to shut up and listen to annabeth' #and annabeth is like 'I might be an asshole but percy is the best most loyal person I know and we all need to be willing to die for him' #and they both are so correct for it. the NARRATIVE SAYS THEY ARE CORRECT ON BOTH COUNTS. #actually uwu cuz like #thinking about the fact that annabeth takes that dagger to protect percy and it's basically her last major act before the battle is won #and the fact that percy appeals to luke by saying 'annabeth was right listen to her' and that's how he finally wins #literally using each other's fatal flaws to win and live. ANYWAY I MADE MYSELF EMOTIONAL #as you can tell i will be a fucking wreck once the series comes out nobody touch me.

[artbyfuji]

calling theo x qrow diamond dove 💎🪶

#rwby #qrow branwen #theodore rwby #<- his full legal name. #my art #diamond dove #they rarely introduce older guys in this show cuz they know what i'll do. grab & drag them mii channel style into qrow's polycule 🤩 #qrows jock boyfriend w/ pretty brown eyes & long lashes. that's important. asshole moment: i did cheer when i saw he wasn't white... #he is afro-latino in my mind & had once a week gossip sessions in spanish w/ summer in the beacon courtyards 😋 #for anyone curious about the ship name choice. it's a bird with theo's color scheme 👍 the diamonds in his design also had an influence.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

people who dislike saiki kusuo i need to pick and prod at ur brain. whats going on in there?

#this is half joking but not really #i think you just cant read and thats okay<3 #'hes a dick to everyone' LITERALLY TELL ME HOW #cuz the entire manga is about him pushing everyone away because he doesnt think hes supposed to have friends #which he thinks because of past experiences that have literally only proved him right #and they show him kindness and make him realize its fucking okay and he deserves to have friends #so please explain why him self sabotaging and pushing people away by being like at most mildly rude (ONLY WHEN PROVOKED MIGHT I ADD)- #makes him an asshole ??? #anyone who thinks like this i feel like youre those people on twitter who r like 'u should never vent to ur friends or be there for them' #LIKE THATS U RN😭😭 #idk how to explain it but i think its exactly the same #depressed guy has a tough time showing affection and u go 'well he doesnt deserve his friends actually' #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[amygdalae]

also i straight up had no idea you could talk to this guy. For context, hes one of the paralyzed drow the spectator revives during its fight in the underdark.

this playthrough was the least hectic spectator fight ive ever had and I and was able to take out the big guy before killing any of the Drow. Dhourn's combat portrait was yellow, and then he started talking to me once I left combat.

(And then he ended the convo and initiated combat with me--very rude. So I killed him with fungus magic)

#dialogue jumpscare! #he had a kind of funny 'wtf' moment where he realized hed been petrified a very very long time #hes kind of pretty tbh but im glad i killed him he was an asshole #not sure if he ends dialogue w combat no matter what or if it was just cuz I offered to help him find the adamantine forge #and he saw me as a threat #haley plays bg3

[mxwhore]

fight against a fake god

#updating my sphinx jonah design that i only showed my patreons... sorry bout that i forgor #idk where this fits in my several canons. just wanted to draw this asshole #without wings cuz he hasnt really ascended. what a cuck #tma #tma au #sphinx jon #jonah magnus #tessart

[tuff-ponyboy]

ponyboy be like "the socs beat up people for no reason :(" but then also says that soda and steve beat up people simply bc they have too much energy and dal jumps old people and women and kids simply bc he is never nice....

#it's almost as if they are all angsty LITERAL teen boys w too much free time #I can acknowledge that they do it out of anger and desperation but that doesn't mean it's okay????? why do we think bc they are poor #and orphans that they get a pass on being assholes #the socs aren't getting a pass! they're in the news every other week too so #reading to my bf has really made me passionate about this cuz he gets it #he's like yeah they aren't the best people and I'm like YES AND THATS OKAY BC THAT IS WHO THEY ARE!!! THEY arenT SWEET AND NICE #THEY ARE MEAN BOYS AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT #anyway #the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #sodapop curtis #steve randle #bob sheldon #randy adderson #ponyboy curtis #i just be saying shit

[twosidedcherrytrees]

Every time I play Pokémon Scarlet I always end my play session by running over to Arven's room to complain about something or to give him a summary of what i did or whatever

Which is ESPECIALLY funny when it comes to the DLC because my character is flying across ENTIRE REGIONS just to complain to this poor man

Door slams open "Arven you will not BELIEVE the audacity of this bitch-"

"What the hell are you doing here???"

#kai wont shut up #its actually started to effect my day to day #ill drop a plate and go ''arven can you believe this shit??'' #my favorite one was after i met a dlc character again (not saying anything cuz spoilers) #so in the middle of the challenge i flew over to Paldea and- #-in the blueberry academy uniform which i feel like really adds to the visual here- #-complained to arven about how much of an asshole they were #he's not even my favorite character idk whats up with it #him and his dog are just very fun to talk to idk what to tell you #arven pokemon #pokemon arven #poké posting #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet

[hecksupremechips]

Ever think about Date’s view on family and how that relates to his character? When Mizuki asks him to define family, he just awkwardly offers that its like being blood related to someone. It leaves a bitter taste in his mouth and Mizukis, but like, he literally had no idea what a real family looks like. He’s an orphan, a man who grew up with no family and no name, but he doesn’t know that yet. He has no memory of his past, no way of knowing if there’s someone out there waiting for him to come home, if he even had a place to call home. His only frame of reference for a family is Mizuki and her parents. Deep down he knows it’s not right, not loving, but it fits the mold of a nuclear family, man and woman, blood related, so that must be what family is. When he’s asked to take in Mizuki, he’s absolutely clueless because he literally has zero frame of reference for how a child is supposed to be cared for. He puts distance between them because this isn’t his place, he doesn’t have the right to love this child as his own because he isn’t the real dad. There’s no place for someone like him in a family. And it’s baffling to him to hear that Mizuki not only loves him, she needs him because he is her family. Date believes he’s a nobody, just a sad, lonely man with no name who absolutely does not deserve this kind of love. But he has it anyway because he chooses it, he makes something that neither he nor Mizuki have ever had before. HES HOME

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #mizuki date #just crying about the date family for the millionth time nothing new #also i just had this realization that like date literally had absolutely ZERO clue what he was doing #cuz its not like he remembers his own childhood so he cant use that as a frame of reference for how to treat his own child #and yet despite this he does a much better job than renju and shoko ever did just because he like. actually loves mizuki lol #honestly kinda fucking insane that date was asked to take care of her instead of hitomi #like renju has a choice between his long term friend who hes really close with and who he knows has lots of experience in childcare #versus his silly friend who lives in the smallest apartment with tons of debt and has literally never seen a baby before #then again thats probably why he didnt choose hitomi cuz he probably wanted to keep mizuki separate from the family he actually cares about #also for meme purposes its just like date is like wow renju youre literally the worst dad ever #and renju is like well okay hotshot if you think its so easy then how about you raise my daughter asshole #and date is like okie and does a significantly better job at it #i love kaname date so fucking much you guys will never understand what we have 😩

[fiveandknives]

I’m actually so bummed that theres barely any lewis centric f1 fics and how they all make it seem like its a sin for him to bottom?? Like i could do a whole analysis on hyper masculinity and black men but dude…power bottom minimum pillow princess at his peak.

I’m like sitting here scrolling and watching people refuse to use the tagging system, which I get can be complicated but please tag your fics. Theres so many max and charles and seb ones and even the nico ones that arent tagged when lewis is romantically involved but otherwise the charles x daniel ones are tagged to the nines.

I guess I’m done binging for f1 fics but idk man. I just feel like complaining I fear. He’s always the insensitive asshole in the fics and it makes me uncomfy cuz its almost exclusively him, the only black man…

#f1 #formula one #lewis hamilton #sewis #sebastian vettel #brocedes #f1 rpf #fanfiction #charles leclerc #nico rosberg #max verstappen #hell even george and valterri get more bottom fics #and alex and yuki #like 🧍🏽‍♀️ do we hate lewis cuz he’s good at his sport? cuz suddenly he’s an asshole about all his championships in the fics #nsfw? #ao3 tagging

[weekend-whip]

Oh gosh… if Jay still retains his teleporting powers in Dragons Rising…

He is the terror of the office

This but worse

. . .

His ability to instantly transport paperwork from one side of the building to the other is what got him promoted (and subsequently start lazing off afterwards)

. . .

Amnesiac!Jay: What do you mean blipping from one room to the next in a burst of static is not a thing any other human can do?

. . .

Sharon: Dammit, Walker beat us to the first coffee of the morning!!! Again!!!

Barbara: Ugh, and everyone knows the first brew is always the best one!

Jay: *warps in* Hey, gotta keep these powers fueled somehow. But feel free to treat yourself to the broken coffee maker, Sharon. *warps away*

Sharon: *&^%$#^%$#!!!!!

. . .

Tom: They say that Agent Walker somehow always knows when you're slacking on paperwork...and he's always appears right behind you without fail! He just knows, man!

Josh: Psssh, you're pulling my leg, Tom.

Jay: And I'm kicking your ass. GET BACK TO WORK!

Tom + Josh: *high pitched screams of horror*

#yes. yes he's a terror. #he's not sure why but he's just gonna roll with it cuz he knows he's awesome (asshole) #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #jay walker #legacyverse #asks from nice people

[metukika]

ill say it before and ill say it again. hc that teru doesnt like serizawa at all.

#im gonna go into it here cuz im not confident in my hcs hi hello #so actually not cuz of the whole claw thing. i think that seri wanting to be a better person is like the one thing teru respects about him #and thats the thing. hes like !!! hes kinda like me!!! so he lowkey tries to make a connection thru that like haha we were both assholes an #arent perfect but trying! but see heres the thing. serizawa is an adult. he wants to act like an adult. so he treats teru like a child. not #in a bad way. normal adult to child. he respects him and all but see teru acts and maybe feels that he feels like an adult. so he sees that #as disrespectful. finally someone whos kinda ignorant like him... but hes treating teru like hes a child?! maybe legally serizawa is an #adult but after staying inside his room for years and then all that manipulation at claw.. mentally teru considers them the same. except #that seri wont act like it cuz reigen told him how to treat regular teenagers but teru isnt a regular teenager get what im sayin #ok and. then teru is kinda mean to him like ok man get outta my way but seri respects him and gives him more chances which makes teru feel #guilty which makes him dislike seri even more and try to push him away by being mean and its this hopeless cycle until one day teru snaps a #him and they have an actual conversation and he can see that hes actually the one treating serizawa like a child. and that hes like a shitt #adult in this scenario am i making any sense is anyone even listening #anyways sorry this is in the tags if u thought it was good and wanted to rb. hope i made u consider some dynamics

[just2bubbly]

Just got myself to read a spoiler accidentally of The Summer I Turned Pretty and found out that Jeremiah Fisher turns out to be a frat boy in the third book and you want me to believe that this boy who was the most supportive of Belly's choices throughout the summer and cared for everyone around him decided to give away all of his morals and cheat on her?! Like c'mon he was so sweet throughout the first two books and then JH turns him to be some nightmarish toxic guy and I won't believe it. This character development is unbelievable, it feels more like the author didn't find any flaws in him in order for Belly to choose Conrad and she just made Jeremiah the flaw and I'm team Jere from the very beginning and book 3 doesn't exist for me and if s3 gets a similar ending with Jeremiah as the problem than I'm gonna plainly ignore it exists.

#Not gonna complete the series cuz I'm gonna be frustrated with how Jeremiah is being treated #Like he serves better and Belly is better off without the two #But i preferred Jere over Conrad #Connie just became some asshole and Belly shouldn't be treated like that #jeremiah fisher #team jeremiah #bellyjere #the summer i turned pretty #jenny han #tsitp #tsitp spoilers #conrad fisher #belly x jeremiah #Spoilers

[orthwormus]

hold on cuz why am i digging this

#maybe sams such a asshole cuz hes never kissed a man (/joke) #npmd #npmd spoilers #(technically cuz bailey) #sam sweetly #officer bailey #curt mega when there will be unhealthy gay relationships: 🏃‍♂️