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il-miele-che-scrive · 2 months

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you know what people are saying when a girl gets cheated on? go for his brother.

a/n not tryna offend anyone, I just love a lil drama

Part 2 here

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username1 Miss Y/n Y/l/n getting cheated on? No one is safe fr

↳username2 Yeah cuz how's he casually cheating on a literal goddess??

username3 they were together for almost 2 years😭

username4 My therapist will hear about this

↳username1 And Arthur is paying the bill

username5 that's it I'm NEVER trusting a man

username6 Isn't that girl Y/n's friend too? Poor girl getting cheated on twice

↳username3 yes it is 😭 guess Arthur got it from his brother

username7 Except Charles didn't cheat 😭 he's a homie hopper but he got morals

username8 I don't worry about Y/n, she's gonna find a new bf, but she wasted almost 2 years on him

yourusername excuse my state i'm as high as your hopes

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username2 Miss girl about to enter her hoe phase

↳username3 As she should tbh

charlottesiine Lots of fun last night🤍

↳yourusername nothing will beat an ex wags night out

↳username2 best ex wags fr 😭

yoursister Next time I'm going too to keep an eye on you wtf

username4 Wait so Y/n and Charlotte are friends? When did this happen?

↳username5 Yeah cuz we've never seen them hang out back when ChaCha was a thing and suddenly the girls are partying together?

↳username6 I mean it could be just a "we both suffered a Leclerc so let's hang out" kinda thing

username5 WE BOTH SUFFERED A LECLERC 💀 no okay but that's valid

username7 Am I the only one noticing this post was liked by Charles?

↳username2 He knows his lil bro messed up lmao

username8 Okay guys so what are we betting on - did Charles like this post because of Y/n or because of Charlotte? Also, isn't he in a relationship?

↳username3 Charles has been single for a few months now, he's free to like whoever he wants lmao

↳username9 It's just a like it's not that deep

arthur_leclerc You were my cup of tea but I drink vanilla latte now

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username1 The AUDACITY some men have

username2 and she was her best friend 😭

username3 I really want to believe they broke up before he got with the best friend but I don't think it's true

↳username4 Y/n and Arthur literally attended Charles' race a few days before we got the pics of Arthur with the other girl

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yourusername you don't mean nothing at all to me

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yoursister And I didn't even have to stop you from calling your ex

↳yourusername why would I even wanna call him anyways

yoursister Riiight, you were too busy getting to know some other interesting people:)

username1 What is Y/s/n talking about?

↳username2 Or rather WHO is she talking about?

username3 No Charlotte in the post but Charles is in the likes again 😶

↳username4 Have you seen what this one gossip page posted? Charles being in the likes isn't the thing I'd worry about here

username5 WHAT.

username3 Care to elaborate?

username4 Charles was also at the club with Y/n. It honestly looks like it was organized by a friend of his and he took Y/n there

username2 OH

username2 That's what Y/s/n is talking about

username5 Our girl Y/n is getting promoted from F2 to F1 and I love to see that

↳username6 LMAO it's so funny because it's true 😭

↳username2 Do we know who else was at this party?

username4 Allegedly the party was organized by Gasly, so obviously there was his gf Kika, but also some fellow drivers like Albon, Russell, Sainz, Ocon, Ricciardo and their gfs

username5 I was joking but now it looks like Y/n is actually becoming an F1 wag now lol

username7 Gossip girl on wheels I've been saying it for months

username8 But the caption SLAPS

↳username9 no because it looks like Y/n and Arthur are having a caption war lol it's funny

username8 It's childish but let a girl heal from a heartbreak in peace

yourusername karma will take it from here

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username1 MISS GIRL?? WHO IS THE MAN??

↳username2 We all know it's Charles (allegedly)

username8 Nah cuz I told yall she's gonna find another boyfriend soon

yoursister Loving to see you happy again ❤️

↳yourusername just needed a little upgrade

username3 I have no proof but I just know it's Charles

username4 Do we think she went for Charles because she genuinely likes him or just to get back at Arthur?

↳username5 Wait until someone starts a "she cheated on Arthur with Charles" gossips

username6 My two favorite red flags

↳username7 The homie hopper and the brother hopper, a match made in heaven

username6 The homie hopper is so real, Y/n recently hung out with his ex Charlotte 💀

username8 What kinda brother gets with his brother's ex?

↳username9 Imagine the next family dinner lmao

username10 Y'all it's not even confirmed that the man is Charles, y'all are crazy

↳username6 The post was liked by all the F1 drivers and their partners that were on the party from Y/n's previous post, it says a lot

↳username2 What @/username6 said and also Y/n is now followed by half of the F1 grid AND the wags

charles_leclerc Not your cup of tea, but my glass of wine

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yourusername KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND❤️

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#f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #formula 1 x reader #f1 imagine #charles leclerc x reader #f1 smau #f1 social media au #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fanfic #Charles Leclerc smau #Arthur Leclerc x reader

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k0droid · 22 days

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would they say the n-word / are they racist: twisted wonderland edition

Inspired by twstowo's taxes headcanon post.

I meant to post this during february but i just didnt.

REMEMBER THAT IS ALL FOR SHITS N GIGGLES. IF YOU THINK YOUR POOKIE IS/IS NOT A RACIST, REBLOG OR LEAVE A COMMENT

4/2 edit: JESUS CHRIST DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY 😭😭 THESE AREN'T REAL HCS, JUST SOMETHING STUPID FOR BLACK TWST FANS TO ENJOY

GRIM: Yess that's my baby boy my son my son yes I give him the pass

RIDDLE: Couldn't waterboard the n-word outta him. Uses 'Off With Your Head' to punish anyone who uses slurs

TREY: Wouldn't. Not a racist and has no interest in saying the word.

CATER: Researches what's offensive to certain groups so he can stay respectful, no n-word from him

ACE: ace is literally that one white friend who thinks his n-word 'jokes' are funny (they're not) and he walks around with Riddle's collar because of that. He def went to a middle school named after a Confederate, but he's not racist for the most part "I play basketball so-" or "I'm gonna say the n-word: ninja!!" - 🥸

DEUCE: No. He's a good guy. He would never and if he said something remotely offensive, he'd apologize with tears

LEONA: YESS BLACK KING 🗣🔥🔥‼‼‼‼

JACK: Could and he does, but only occasionally. Punches the shit outta Ace's shoulder if he says something distasteful

RUGGIE: YES he just light-skinnted 😕 Ace would make fun of him for eating all the stereotypical foods

AZUL: Slightly racist. Just slightly. Seems like the type to get a lil tense when a tanned, well-built dude walks into the Monstro Lounge. starts clutching his pearls n shit

JADE: No, I don't really see him being racist or saying the n-word

FLOYD: Probably the least likely to say the n-word and would get offended that you even assumed. Like his entire mood would change if you mention it "Ehh Shrimpy? You tryna get squeezed? What made you think I would say that??" *fucking kills you*

KALIM: No, no n-word from Al-Asim. I could see him as a racist though. i think of kalim as purposely ignorant so in my mind, he's INTENTIONAL with his microaggressions but no one really calls him out on it.

JAMIL: Yes but only cuz I give him the pass.

VIL: Doesn't say the n-word (he knows better) but probably screams it in his thoughts. idk guys vil just seems a bit racist.

ROOK: Who's in Paris. LOL but I don't think he'd say the n-word. Also probably one of the least racist here. But he'd bring up eugenics in a convo and ruin the mood completely.

EPEL: I genuinely don't know if he would or not. Like because he from some rural area (to my knowledge, i js started book 5), i feel like he wouldn't because he'd know better. but i also heard that epel is misogynistic and hating black people & hating women go hand in hand (misogynoir)

IDIA: No but it wouldn't be surprising. i can already imagine him in that cod lobby. probably gets his slurs from cater

ORTHO: No my sweet child would not say the n-word. would blast idia out of this world with a charged beam if he said anything offensive

MALLEUS: No.

LILIA: Probably has said it before and is the most educated when it comes to black culture in the diasomnia group other than sebek (my 4c king)

SEBEK: No, in fact i might give him the pass (#mixedking😍❤️)

SILVER: No but probably a little colorist. yk how some black men love to scream from the mountain tops that they love white women? well silver is that white woman. js saying

this was fun to make. pls remember that its just a silly post, dont get mad because only hit dogs will holler.

"what abt the staff/yuus/extras-" send an ask :3

4/2 edit: its crazy cuz the only mad people are white🧍🏾‍♀️

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barblaz-arts · 2 months

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HELLOOO!! Im in LOVE with all your Chaggie (and Wenclair obv-) art!! I was wondering if youd be up to share your thoughts on the other hazbin characters? Simply cuz Im very curious and youve been a favourite content creator of mine for a while whose opinions and takes on different things i value A LOT! So id love to hear your thoughts on the rest of the main cast(and more if youre up to it hahha)!

@phantoswordsman15

The main cast huh

Hmmmmm I dont particularly hate them, but I have some opinions that people might not like and I'm aware there's a lot of uh sensitive people in this fandom, so I never said them unprompted

But since you asked!

Alastor

Let's start with the infamous Alastor. I think he's a very entertaining character! His horde of simps annoy tf outta me when they're being misogynistic and homophobic towards Chaggie and Vaggie, but I quite liked him when I make myself forget certain parts of the fandom. He's funny and conniving and intriguing. The fact that he apparently sold his soul is super interesting to me. I'm on board with the people theorizing that he sold his soul to Lilith. I bet he's cozying up with Charlie so that he can use it to break his contract somehow. Feel like he also used the deal with (presumably) Lilith so that he could be strong enough to be the overlord he became.

With that being said, I'm really surprised with the direction they took with him. You'd think that with him being a favorite of the showrunner and the fandom, he would probably be portrayed as the coolest mf in hell. But I really like that it isn't really the case within the show. Certain denizens dont even know him and older overlords like Zestial seems to scare him and Carmilla just dgaf about him. Hell, Alastor's loss to Adam was a lil embarrassing ngl. Like. I know he's one of the oldest human souls and that's why he's powerful but... It's Adam.

Something about him that I noticed is that he seems to be more bark than bite. In particular in his duet with Lucifer, initially Lucifer had the upper hand because he's objectively more powerful, humiliating Alastor with his angel magic, but what Alastor used to his advantage was his words and charisma, as can be expected of a radio host. He's always taunting his enemies, but does it actually make him stronger than them? He "won" that duet with Vox but Valentino said Alastor only"almost beat" him when they had an actual fight. He ruffled Lucifer's feathers but at the end of the day Lucifer is still leagues more powerful than him. He talked big when he was fighting Adam but he almost died and had a breakdown over it.

He's really a lot less "cool" than I expected the show would have him be portrayed as. Kinda pathetic honestly, how he's so insecure and angry whenever he isn't the strongest guy in the room. And i actually really like that! He reminds me a lot of Rumplestilstkin from Once Upon a Time.

Something I kinda hesitate to say tho is... I dont want him redeemed. I dont want him to actually care about the hotel crew and change his ways. I like him as the fucked up man he is and really want to see how fucked up he can be, just so that if he ends up being the huge antagonist, his downfall would be all the more satisfying. Like yunno that moment when Light/Kira was finally defeated? I wanna feel that again.

Angel Dust

I love him! We found his dialogue a lil annoying at first in ep 1 but the writers did a lot better in ep 2. He's a neat guy. His character gives interesting implications for me as to what makes a person a sinner in this show. While you have people like Alastor who obviously ended up where they did because a cannibal murderer, I get the feeling Angel ended up in hell because he was abusing his own body, which is a sad thing to think. If I remember right from my own catholic upbringing, abusing the body is considered a sin because your body is a temple. To think that Angel could be in hell for poisoning himself, not for harming others, is just sad man. I look forward to seeing more of his journey.

I'm not touching on how his SA was tackled btw. While I'm a victim of sexual assault myself, what i experienced was far from what Angel does on a REGULAR basis,so I don't feel like i have any personal or professional right to say anything about it. Not every victim's case is universal anyways. All I can say is, his line about purposefully damaging himself so he could be broken enough to no longer be Valentino's "favorite toy" hit me harder than I ever expected this show to.

Husk

Confession: I... I dont feel all that attached to Husk at all, I am so sorry Husk stans 😭

Okok that feels so mean to say I'm so sorry. I actually hesitated to say anything because I dont want to hurt people's feelings. But since you guys are asking and I dont like not being genuine, I'm telling the truth.

A lot of my feelings about Husk is heavily affected by the fandom anyways to be perfectly fair. Why? Because a lot of criticisms against Vaggie is easily applicable to Husk, maybe even more so, and yet I dont see even the same level of hate towards him that Vaggie received because his chemistry with Angel is so much better than Chaggie... Apparently...

I just dont see Husk as a character outside of being a plot device for Angel's development yunno? I get it, he isn't a main character like the main 4 are(Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, and Angel), i just find it hard to well and truly like him because of the fandom's double standards. When we found out someone was gonna die in the finale, my brother and I actually thought it was gonna be him because he doesn't have a big enough role to play in the plot to be a HUGE loss, but has a significant enough connection to a main character to have an EFFECT. He very much just felt like the love interest for Angel and nothing else. Which isnt necessarily a bad thing, but is frustrating when i see sooo many people label Vaggie as such(when she isnt!) and hate her SO MUCH for it.

I wanna see more of him tho I really do. Like the man used to be an overlord. He said he wanted to find someone who could relate to "the gruesome ways in which he's damaged" but what does that even mean? Yes i know about the castration but aside from that what suffering is Alastor putting him thru when all he has to do is be a bartender rn? There must be more and I wanna see it and finally feel for him.

Nifty

I love her a lot. That's it. The character ever. Her gremlin energy reminded me so much of Peridot, it's great. Kimiko Glenn did a fantastic job as the comic relief character and I hope she gets her own song next season. Her basically being everyone's little sister was kinda adorable even tho she's probably the scariest person in that hotel next to Alastor. I hope she gets to stab Valentino next. Just kill that MOTHerfucker

#asks #hazbin hotel

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butmakeitgayblog · 3 months

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How about Easy A for Clexafication? I could see Clarke trying to help out a fellow gay by telling other kids in school that she slept with him. And then, thanks to her loud mouth friends, it gets out of hand with her trying to help out other guys and she gets labeled the school slut even though she’s never slept with anyone. At first Clarke leans into it and plays up the slut bit but soon realizes that it’s all too much. Her actual crush Lexa seems to be the only person who doesn’t believe the rumors. I see Lexa as the school mascot (the warriors) and she does the whole warrior getup with black eye makeup and riles up the crowd at pep rallies. Lexa also works at a local seafood restaurant where she dresses up like a pirate which is also a look that Clarke quite enjoys. Eventually the truth comes out and Clarke and Lexa become everyone’s favorite couple at school.

Ahoooo do I have a cavalcade of HCs for an Easy A au 👀.

First of all, they'd be childhood friends. The kind with weekly sleepovers and even a joint a 5th birthday party one year (despite their birthdays being 3-4 months apart, much to their parents dismay. But they insisted.) I'm talking the childhood friends who practiced witchcraft in each others backyards (potions of mud, cool lookin rocks, and leaves. Highly dangerous stuff), who learned to ride bikes together, who caught fireflies in glass jars together, who promised to grow up and get married to each other 'cuz boys are yucky' kind of friends.

And then middle school happened. And they both kinda went their separate ways.

Well.

More like Lexa grew into her own person. Doing things like joining the girls basketball team. And then volleyball. Even ruining their weekend plans with track and field practice one too many weekends in a row. She started branching out in her interests and making new friends, and left Clarke totally behind. Or so that's what Clarke has always thought (more on that later)

Cut to high school and they haven't spoken to each other in years. Not since about 3 weeks into 6th grade. There's no animosity or anything, it's just... They're strangers who occasionally wave and smile at each other in the school halls. Lexa way more often than Clarke ever does, but it's not like anybody's keeping a tally. Right? Because it doesn't matter because they don't know each other anymore. Clarke doesn't even really recognize Lexa as the same girl who used to wear matching Mutant Ninja Turtles pj shirts with her and stay up late staring at the glow-in-the-dark stickers on her bedroom ceiling while they talked for hours. Now Lexa is like, Ms. High School with all her Track and Field trophies and her badass Warriors mascot credentials (the pauldron, plastic sword, and warpaint coming across much more threatening than their old mascot, The Raccoons 😕 (tho there will always be something to be said for their freshman year when Lexa was forced to rally in the overstuffed costume while menacingly rubbing her lil raccoon-y painted hands together...)). That all has cemented her a seat at the Cool Kids Table.

Not to mention the fact that Lexa spent all of sophomore and junior year with her arm permanently attached to her (now ex) girlfriend's hip.

Not that Clarke ever cared. Or even noticed. So like, why did you even bring it up? ಠ_ಠ

Anyway.

So when her not-really friend but general acquaintance Monty asks her to... well, be his beard, Clarke agrees. In a way that, jesus fuckin hell, really got away from her faster than she ever anticipated. Because then Monty tells Jasper, and Jasper asks her to do the same, and before she even knows what the hell happened to this simple favor, everyone in school seems to believe that a painfully virgin Clarke is fucking the entire AV Club. And more.

It all spirals from there with the usual slut shaming and everything that goes along with society's hatred of women who have sex. It's only when her own best friend Raven/Wells (whichever, doesn't matter) turns on her - accusing her of being a slut and a liar and a terrible friend for not even telling them - that Clarke just says "haha Ok Fuck This" and goes all in.

Which. Whew. This is Clarke Griffin we're talking about. She's aware she's been blessed by puberty. So when she starts shaking her ass around school in tight jeans and corset tops, it has the exact effect she desires.

And then some.

More, in fact, than she had initially bargained for.

In the melee that follows of more guys bribing their way to be on the Griffin Bedpost Notches of Shame (and few a who missed the fucking memo that all of this is actually fake 😒), there is... Lexa.

Seemingly out of nowhere.

Where people had started parting in the hallways just to not touch her, Lexa seems to start showing up out of nowhere.

The smiles still come, and the friendly waves too. Nothing big. Nothing imposing, or like she wants something like everyone else. But then things like Lexa coming over to sit next Clarke during her break at the pep rally start happening (in her full Warriors getup to boot). Things like Lexa making little jokes to Clarke in passing. There's the moments when she asks Clarke if she's ok and offers her a ride after school, which Clarke always absently turns down. It's weird having Lexa back in her space again, but honestly, she's got too much on her plate to give it much thought. Because Lexa's just Lexa, and now Clarke's apparently the school slut, so... Their worlds are still very much divided.

Until eventually one night Clarke thinks she's actually going out on a date with a nice guy. I mean, she's known Finn since 10th grade. And he picks her up and opens the car door for her and everything. Like,,, this is most definitely a real date!

Except it's not, and he's a pervert asshole just like everyone tf else.

But thankfully, wouldn't ya know it, guess who happens to work at the very seafood/pirate themed restaurant that fuckboy Finn had decided on?

It's finally, FINALLY, in the quiet of Lexa's car when she parks them outside of Clarke's house that they actually talk. It starts with Clarke feeling like a fool for even thinking Finn could—... Not after everything. And Lexa of course does that thing she's taken to doing again. That calm, knowing, entirely too wise for her years kind of smile that Clarke still remembers from when they were kids.

Even in her ridiculous yet oddly attractive pirate's uniform (complete with a discarded eyepatch and clip on parrot) it's distractingly charming.

It's what has Clarke admitting that she doesn't know how she got into this mess. That she never meant to become this person. To which Lexa, in her infinite patience and wisdom, replies, "Clarke, you're still the same person you've always been. I know you. Nothing about you has changed."

Of course Clarke's dismissive answer to that is a smartassed, "Haven't you heard? I'm the school slut."

She can't help but smile at Lexa's laugh. "Actually, if I recall, you're the girl who once convinced me if I hung upside down by my feet from a tree, it'd help me grow taller."

"You can't say for sure that it didn't help," is Clarke's automatic response with a wave toward Lexa's general lanky, goddess-esque physique. Which earns her another laugh. Again, not that anyone's keeping a tally.

"True," is Lexa's response and, dammit, she's doing that all knowing smile-y grin thing again. "But you're also the girl who used to help me tie my shoes. And traded her pickles for my carrots. And taught me how to fold our secret notes so that nobody else could ever read them."

And, yeah, Clarke does remember that. Which in hindsight had been kind of stupid. It wasn't like they ever let their class time correspondence fall into the dastardly hands of anyone but each other, so the chances of interception were zilch making the whole exercise rather moot. But at the time it'd felt... important. Because what'd they'd had was only ever meant for just them.

What the hell even happened to those girls?

"You stopped answering my calls," is Lexa's simple reply. It doesn't even seem to hold any blame. "It was like... one day you just cut me out."

Which was not what had happened?

Was it?

Except, as Lexa gently explains that while, yes, she did start getting into sports, she still always tried to make time for Clarke. She did call and leave messages that kept going unanswered. Sent texts that more often than not were left on read. She'd ask Clarke to go to her games and track meets, sometimes would call her just to come out to eat with her and her teammates. But Clarke had always given her a disinterested promise for a million next times that never actually came.

Eventually Lexa just stopped trying because Clarke made it clear that she didn't like who Lexa was anymore. And it stings ten times worse because Lexa's doesn't sound angry or blaming. Just a little hurt. Maybe still a little sad even after all these years.

It's just one more thing to feel absolutely awful about. Like, she really is the universe's biggest asshole. She has no idea what to do with this revelation of her own failures, or the soft way Lexa keeps looking at her.

After that night things both change, yet stay completely the same. Because after that night when she'd apologized to Lexa and said she regreted doing what she'd done - that 6th grade her was an idiot. 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, and 11th grade her as well 🤧 - she was still the "school slut" and a social pariah, but she had her best friend back at least.

Her best friend who smiled her every time they passed in the hallway and sometimes walked her to class. Her best friend who now ate lunch with her and texted her on the weekends and would laugh at every single one of her jokes (fINE we're keeping a fucking a tally).

Her best friend, who when Clarke mentions is the only perso who talks to her without looking at her corset wrapped breasts, nonchalantly corrects, "Oh I look. Just... Respectfully."

It's hard to return the decency of that favor when Lexa walks away after leaning into Clarke's ear and whispering, "You know I prefer Ninja Turtles pjs anyway."

Clarke eventually comes clean about the whole fiasco, too the shock of everyone. Everyone, that is, except Lexa. Because Lexa kind of knew. Because, as Lexa says in all her glorious Warrior gear, when she kisses Clarke in front of the entire school at the end of the football team's pep rally—

"I told you, Clarke. I know you."

#anon #clexa #clarke griffin #lexa kom trikru #Easy A au

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yourlocaldragonz · 2 months

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heyyy little bit of wakfu s4 spoilers so yeah mainly just theories in this but this unamed geezer at the end of ep 2 and in like 1 trailer

I've seen a few theories already on how he could be Eva's dad, and I'm hoping so because we could finally get an interesting backstory on her which is cool! And adding too that a reason behind why, besides appearance and being a cra is how he is far way from everyone and yet hearing flopin and pins voices, both children of eva, and then becoming agitated and getting up out of his detainment. Now it could also be evas grandfather cuz well yeah physical attributions plus how this could also link in because a lil something is that in the manga, percedal came up with naming elely and flopin after evas grandparents elely and flopin as alike to a tribute to them. But it's probably not her grandfather though more likely her dad if he's related to her AND SO IM HOPING IF THIS IS WRONG IM SORRY 😭😭 can't wait for the next ep! He's definitely going to have an interesting part in some episode and he's gonna meet up with the percedals some way because his reasoning for leaving was by hearing flopin and pins voices therefore somethings going to happen. And they could pull for a little bit of angst because the guy is blind but he's hyper aware of everything.

Overall just hoping it is because I've legit been waiting for some uncovering of evas character and it would make it really interesting if he was.

#wakfu #evangelyne #wakfu evangelyne #wakfufandom #wakfu s4 #wakfu season 4 #wakfu spoilers #wakfu theory #wakfu s4 e2

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dasketcherz · 4 months

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do you have any dad michael son gregory headcanons because your art for them is genuinely so so cool like omg… it all looks so good they are so cute in your style

OH MY GOD I'M GLAD YOU ASKED HOLLUP [PULLS UP MY DAD MIKE/SON GREG HC LIST]

greg absolutely secretly looks up to mike's skill set as an artist. he loves to watch him doodle, mike is the type who'd feel conscious when someone watches him draw but,,, he grew to not mind and got use to greg watchin him draw. he can tell the kid is observing and absorbing what he can learn from simply watching him do art.

^^^ with that in mind, Mike often does catch Greg drawing too, when the lil guy is very proud of his work, he shows it off to him. Mike is very encouraging that he keeps up at it cuz he genuinely thinks the kid is doing great.

^^^ As i established in the previous ask, Greg loves to give art gifts to ppl he cares about. He does the same for Mike, especially in special occasions like father's day, or his birthday and whatnot. Mike displays them either in his room or by the fridge, he is very proud of his son's creative efforts!

Mike is not the best cook out there, you can hardly entrust the kitchen to him without him setting it on fire but he tries his best to do a decent job at making pulled pork recipes ever since he found out it's Greg's favorite.

Greg loves to collect all sorts of cute and silly plushies, anytime he spots any when they stroll across a shop or smth he's so ready to persuade Mike to let em buy it for him. It doesnt take a lot of effort to really, all he has to do is stare up at mike with puppy eyes and Mike knows the drill, he sighs and then painfully pulls out his wallet every time. it's worth it tho, it's for the kid

It's always like a russian roulette who wakes up earlier than who in the morning. Sometimes its Mike, sometimes its Greg. Mike usually preps breakfast, well...as best as he could perform the basics. He's shown the ropes to Greg at some point cuz even tho Greg's a kid, Mike acknowledges that he's capable. Greg's a fast learner, if he does a specific task so often enough, he gets good at it eventually. Its a lil funny tho cuz Greg almost does breakfast better than Mike at times. Greg has some fun making Mike's morning coffee for him, he appreciates it a lot. He thinks it's really sweet, he always affectionately ruffle Greg's morning bed hair as a gesture of thanks.

They have a swear jar in the household. No further elaboration needed i think.

Mike drives a motorcycle bike that used to be owned by his mom. Every time he tells Greg he's headin off somewhere for a quick errand, the lil guy insist he wanna come along solely cuz he wanna ride the bike as well. He enjoys being on the bike, he thinks its hella cool and he feels like flyin, he has to always promise Mike he'll behave just so he lets him come too.

They absolutely love movie nights as a hang out time. They both love watching movies, they just have a good time checkin out any film that peaks their interest. Having fun lil discussion bout it during or after watching and all that. Mike is amused when Greg has a lot to say, he just lets the lil guy share his thoughts bout it.

Whenever Mike gets a call that Greg got into another fight at school and it's often cuz other kid bullies got in Greg's nerve [especially if it's them insulting his guardian to his face] or cuz he tried to defend other kids from being bullied, Mike is so ready to throw hands with said kid bully's parents to defend Greg back. Theyre always on each other's side first and foremost.

When one of them catch the other still up in the middle of the night, the instant thought they have is "cant sleep?" presumably cuz the other most likely had another nightmare. It has happened so frequent, they just came to understand that tryin to pass the time doin other things is often the other best thing they can do to doze back to sleep. They had done plenty of things to pass the time at moments like it : be it watch another movie, draw together, just stargaze outside by the front porch etc etc. They appreciate the other for keepin them company. They've grown to try makin sure they never feel so alone anymore the best they can, cuz they arent anymore when they have each other.

#daske ask #dad mike/son greg hcs #aaaaaa theyre everything to meeeee #also thank you so much!!#i'm very very happy to hear you enjoy my art of them as father and son!!#they own my heart and soul...#jasminetea1234

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wonyscafe · 1 year

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my observations ✿𝆬 aspects + a few asteroids

↳ Please note that these are my own, personal observations and that they're all from my own experiences!! <33

─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

𓂃 ִֶָ︰People with sun conjunct jupiter laugh so much and find everything humorous

𓂃 ִֶָ︰ascendant square venus 🤝🏻 not being able to pick one certain aesthetic

𓂃 ִֶָ︰people with a gemini juno have such a cute and spontaneous love language :(

𓂃 ִֶָ︰idc what you say, asteroid aphrodite conjunct venus are so damn gorgeous

𓂃 ִֶָ︰individuals with saturn opposite ascendant might have family problems

𓂃 ִֶָ︰lmao calling myself out w this one but sun conjunct venus really REALLY cares ab their social relationships

𓂃 ִֶָ︰venus sextile jupiter fall in love very quickly

𓂃 ִֶָ︰ I once had a lil fling with someone who had their pluto trine lilith, and I didn't even know that this person was in a relationship?? My friend also had this with someone who ALSO had that exact same aspect…

𓂃 ִֶָ︰I know many people with mars trine pluto and they are always very good leaders

𓂃 ִֶָ︰ALSO I have a close friend of mine and he has his asteroid nemesis in the 11th house and he has beef w so many people 💀

𓂃 ִֶָ︰I'm a sucker for good communication skills, so no wonder that I'm always drawn to people with cupido in aquarius

𓂃 ִֶָ︰mercury square mc are so curious 😦 I have a 9th house stellium (plus mercury in 9th house) and I can say with CONFIDENCE that people w thid aspect are more curious than me

𓂃 ִֶָ︰individuals with moon conjunct neptune make me a bit scared… like how are you this dreamy… how are you so empathetic… what's your number…

𓂃 ִֶָ︰omg I have a friend w venus conjunct saturn and she's so bad at showing affection?? I don't mind bc I know she cares ab me but do other people with this aspect have the same thing??

𓂃 ִֶָ︰off topic but virgo & taurus placements give mirrorball vibes (the taylor song)

𓂃 ִֶָ︰people with asteroid industria in virgo might become dieticians

𓂃 ִֶָ︰I've noticed how individuals with saturn square ascendant often aren't taken seriously by people (honorable mention: leo moon)

𓂃 ִֶָ︰people with moon square jupiter tend to be too… too much for me sometimes- like there's alot going on- idk

𓂃 ִֶָ︰individuals with mercury sextile saturn give really interesting speeches and just the way they talk is so interesting

𓂃 ִֶָ︰another thing about mercury sextile saturn is that they also make excellent leaders

𓂃 ִֶָ︰no cuz people with moon opposite pluto somehow have a rather… complicated relationship with their mother

𓂃 ִֶָ︰and finally I would like to give a shoutout to all the venus sextile jupiter natives out there, you guys are seriously the life of the party

↳ a/n : Man school has really been putting a huge amount of pressure on me :( being stuco secretary makes it even worse :') I'll try to note down as many observations as I can!! Thank you for your patience ♡

#astrology #astrology observations #astrology notes #cancer #capricorn #pisces #sagittarius #scorpio #aquarius #asteroid #aspects #wonyscafe

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delightfulcollectivetyphoon · 1 month

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Predator/prey part 2!

Hey guys, sorry this took so long, I've been a lil sick.

Um yeah, this got REALLY dark REALLY quick.

warnings: predator/prey, dubcon, massive forest at night, mentions of wolves, angst, thigh humping, hickeys, slapping, hair pulling, praise, degradation, knifeplay, spanking

lmk if i missed something! <3

part 3 coming soon! also I am getting WAY too invested into this story. Sorry for another cliffhanger! You'll get your smut eventually, trust me.

"I know you're not here to talk about vests. I can tell something's on your mind. C'mon I have 3 kids, I can tell when something's wrong by poorly masked facial expressions," he joked, and you softened, comforted by his willingness to peer into your thoughts.

Your stomach immediately dropped as the situation dawned on you. You were sitting in front of James Hetfield himself, and all your brain could think of was him railing you into oblivion. And there was no one around to witness it. Your lips part to give an answer, but he beats you to it.

"Is something wrong? Is it something personal?"

"Yeah." Your new plan was to talk as little as you could, lest something slip.

"You can tell me. This is a safe space. I've heard some pretty weird shit so I most likely will not be surprised," he chuckled. You smiled at his remark. Welp, there goes the plan.

"You've just helped me through some really tough times in my life. The others too, but I always looked up to you. You're just kinda...my comfort person." You sunk a little in your chair, waiting for him to speak again.

He smirks at you, his eyes lighting up. Just like when he stared you down onstage. He had finally gotten a confession out of you. Now, how to use it against you?

"Not exactly what I was expecting, but I'm glad I could help you. It means a lot to me."

"What do you mean, 'not what you were expecting'?"

"Well, usually it's something...sexual. Lady at the very beginning of the line flashed her vibe remote at me and winked. Not exactly subtle."

"Oh. That's.... interesting." You were suspicious of him saying that. Did he know? How did he know?

His eyes were roaming, and you basked in his gaze. You looked away to give him some time.

"Yeah, interesting. Is there anything like that you wanna share with me?" He cocked his eyebrow and sat up straight in his chair.

"Or are you just gonna keep dancing around the subject?"

Your breath caught in your throat at his words, your eyes meeting again. He stood up from his chair, grunting as he straightened his vest. You enjoyed the view of him so far above you. The thought went straight to your core as you involuntarily clenched your thighs and let out a sigh as your panties made contact with your clit.

"You can't hide from me. When I saw you in the audience, I just knew you were the cutest piece of prey I've ever set eyes on. I know why you're here."

He walked as he explained. He ended up behind your chair, you could feel his presence.

"I..I don't know what you're talking about! I'm just here for the show," you squeaked.

He grasped your hair in his fist and yanked your bead back, so you were looking up at him. He squatted down so you could be eye level.

"I don't like being lied to, even if they're just half-truths. What show did you come for? Cuz' I know it wasn't Metallica's."

You gasped as he tightened his hold, moaning as he dug his nails into your scalp, you leaning farther back to loosen his grip.

"I came for you."

He moved his mouth closer to your ear.

"Not yet, you haven't"

Your eyes widened as he released his hold and took your hand to help you stand up on your shaky legs.

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You found yourself in his dressing room, sitting on the beer-stained couch in the corner. James had left a few minutes ago, without telling you where he was going. You were nervous. What if he had left you? What if he was telling the others what had happened? Your thoughts were interrupted by some chatter outside the door and the shadows of shoes under the door. James let out a forced laugh and said goodbye to who you assumed was a roadie. He stepped through the threshold after fumbling with the lock for a few seconds.

"Up."

"Where are we going?"

"Well, we're going back to my place. We all got an Airbnb instead of a hotel. These walls aren't sound-proofed, and besides, this room makes it too easy."

You gulped.

"Too easy for what?"

"There's nowhere to go. Too easy for me to catch you," he said, grinning wickedly.

You blanched and stood up. Your breath came in sharp, short bursts. You had never done this before, but you knew that it was right. He led you to his rental parked outside the venue and helped you in. The car ride was long and silent, the only sound being the rock playing over the radio. You tried to distract yourself by humming along with the songs, but he never left your mind. It was about 20 minutes before you had stepped out of the car and onto the driveway. Out of all the Airbnb's you had expected it certainly wasn't this. The house was dark and gothic, like a mini-Victorian mansion. Behind it, a vast crop of woods. A drawn-out cry resounding from the forest, and you yelped. James came around the car and lifted his hands to your cheeks.

"What in the hell was that, James?"

He kissed your forehead before grabbing your shoulder with his left hand and whispering in your ear, careful to keep his right hand stroking your cheek.

"The sound of a predator looking for its dinner, roaming the woods, sniffing out its prey, and catching it. Hunting it, devouring it, tearing it to shreds."

"Fuck, James!"

He had pushed you against the car and inserted his knee in between your legs, rubbing you through your clothes. Your eyes rolled back as he whispered in your ear, "Yes? What do you need? Do you want to be hunted down? You want me to chase you with every intent of ravaging you, doing whatever I want to you?"

You moved your hips on his knee, grinding against the denim.

He smacked your cheek, earning him a strangled moan from you.

"I asked you a question. I expect you to answer it. I also expect you to ask me for permission before you try to pleasure yourself."

"Yes, yes I do! I want you to chase me down like I'm prey!"

He smirked against your neck, sucking bruises onto the tender skin.

"Good girl. You're a fast learner."

You shuddered as he pulled away and watched him walk towards the path to the porch. Your freeze instinct finally gave away, and you followed him.

There were rocking chairs on the porch, old and rickety like the ones at the venue. He sat in the closest one to the door. You stared at him, expecting an invitation or a remark of some kind.

"C'mere"

You slowly approached his chair. You took off your purse and set it on the boards of the porch. You straddled his lap, setting your hands on his shoulders. You could feel his hard-on beneath his jeans, and your mind reeled as you took everything in. His pocketknife hung onto his front pocket by the clip, leaving it to press into your unclothed thigh. You gasped as you felt the cold metal, and James chuckled.

"You like it?"

He took your slack-jawed silence as a 'yes' and pulled it out of his pocket. In one flick of the wrist, the blade flew out of the grip and flashed in the porch light's glow. He twisted it between his fingers, flipping it every which way. His dexterity was not surprising at all, considering his job.

"Yeah, it's pretty."

He stopped spinning it and lowered his knife hand, so it rested on the fabric of your skirt. Your clit pulsed at the thought of him using it on you. Again, it was something you were entirely new to. Maybe James was your gateway to a whole new world.

"Yes, please. Use it on me!"

He grinned and put the knife back in his pocket.

"P...please"

His hands grasped your left hip with an iron grip. You clenched around nothing as he snuck his right hand under your skirt and moved your panties to the side carefully, so as to not touch your folds.

"Please, James! Please, I need you to touch me," you whined. You were now dripping on the crotch of his jeans. His breath caught in his throat as he examined you. You could tell he was ignoring your cries, so you angled your hips up so he could have a better view. He could see your hole weeping and begging to be used. He almost broke, but he had to remain strong. His right hand returned back to your hip and his left snuck down to your ass and smacked your left cheek. You cried out when the blow landed, the skin on fire.

"Like that?" he answered smugly. The whole time, his eyes never left your seeping cunt; he saw how you tightened as he spanked you.

Your mouth fell open as he smacked you again, this time on your right cheek.

"Fuck! Please!"

"I don't think you've earned it just yet. You haven't shown me what you want."

Your eyes widened as you realized what he meant. He was going to make you run for it. He lifted you off his lap, and then stood up.

"Panties. Now."

He held out his hand expectantly, and you slowly slid your panties off. You could see your wetness smeared all over the fabric, gleaming in the light.

He gathered some wetness from the panties on his finger before dipping it into his mouth and swallowing all of it, not breaking eye contact the whole time. You imagined his mouth on you, savoring you like he was savoring your arousal.

Your breathing was slow and loud as you planned your route. You would run off the porch, around the left side of the house, past the carport, and into the woods. You had never been in this thicket before, so you didn't plan to go far.

He leaned in close.

"Good luck."

He turned and entered the house, taking your purse and the car keys inside with him. You heard the lock click. The porch light shut off, and you were left in the moon's glow.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit

You started to panic before remembering that there was no way he let something happen to you out here outside of his control.

#predator/prey #metallica #james hetfield #papa het #someone sedate me #metallica smut #metallica angst #can this happen in real life #please #i need it

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frozenhi-chews · 15 days

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since ur talking about bugs

what are ur favorite bugs...:o

-Chris!

HOOOOO I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITES!!

My first and foremost favorite will always be Deaths Head Moths. (Moths in general too, but OUGH these guys!)

Just LOOK at how pretty they are!!!

And since I said I would defend earwigs, I will! Cuz guys, these lil fellas are freaking awesome! No they do not climb into your ear, they never do that

They have little pincers on their butts! Like I'm pretty sure that if they were called anything else, like pincer bugs, they'd be less hated. How come scorpions who have pincers and stingers get praise but these little guys don't? As a kid I always found them fascinating. They're just super cool lil guys! And yes, there are albino earwigs. I know this because I've seen a couple in real life! Was pretty cool!

Scarab beetles and longhorns are also a good fave. Beetles in general are just so cool, but then you have these guys with super cool features?

Uh, HECK YES?!?! Not to mention, beetles can squeak!! If you pick them up they'll make little eeking noises and it's so cute! Deaths head moths can do the same.

Another unconventional but cool type of bug would be millipedes and centipedes

Idk its probably the sheer number of legs these guys have that make them so freaking cool! And centipedes have venom too, which also makes them cool. The fact that they can be kept as pets is really awesome, makes me wanna have some. But I don't have anything for them yet. Regardless, you should be careful when handling centipedes. Millipedes are usually fine, but still. Be careful

And why not throw in a spider huh? Issue is, I can't decide on a spider, so let's go wiiiiith...crab spiders. And orb weavers cuz why not?

Crab spiders can shift colors to match the flower their sitting on. And they actually look like crabs, don't they? They're a very interesting little critter and I hecking ADORE them! Orb weavers are just as cool. With the massive intricate webs they make, and the fact they often redo these webs almost every night. They can get pretty dang big too, I saw one that was bigger than the size of a quarter. Such a beautiful girl. (Girl spiders are often bigger than boy spiders. Boys get eaten after mating too)

So yeah!! There's some bugs and spiders and other critters I adore!! Thanks for letting me infodump Chris!! This was a blast!!

#hehehehehe #the cake doth speak #bugs #spiders #insects #tw bugs #there we go #cake asks

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rabdoidal · 5 months

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tag game! 🎧🎶 tagged by @theocannibalism shuffle your music library and share the first 10 songs that come up.

Thanks bud! Shuffling my liked instead of my playlists for fairness ✌️

Waiting For The Weekend by San Cisco: a decent song! I liked it more in uni but it's certainly still musically pretty - it's a little trite to write a love song about drugs being personified, but San Cisco can make anything a sexy indie jam (7/10) Favourite line: And when she's standing right next to me / She's never quite as close as I'd like her to be

Your Dog by Soccer Mommy: a STELLAR song by a band truly so close to my heart - my fav combination in music is a clean voice and dirty bass. also this song also has a fucked up relationship dynamic and its. very Izzy Hands to me sorry (10/10) Favourite line: Forehead kisses break my knees / And leave me crawling back to you

Pulaski at Night by Andrew Bird: another top tier banger but also (shout out to artificial ghost radio listeners) this is my NBC hannigram song its so. like the classical instruments and delusional sweetness makes it feel like a candlelit waltz in a blood splattered suit (10/10) Favourite line: I write you a story / But it loses its thread / And all of my witnesses / Keep turning up, turning up dead

Paint It, Black by The Rolling Stones: truly wild that this is in my likes because its a great song but its like. I don't think I've ever intentionally listened to the rolling stones apart from this? anyway bangers only I always love how dramatic and goth it is (8/10) Favourite line: No more will my green sea / Go turn a deeper blue

Androgynous by The Replacements: this song honestly makes me tear up sometimes, even tho its purely joyful, because it makes me think about how its a song from the 80s that has more kindness and love for genderqueer people than most people do 40 years later. It makes me love being t4t (9/10) Favourite line: Now, something meets boy, and something meets girl / They both look the same / They're overjoyed in this world

Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill: nothing wrong with an alt/goth song about revenge and guilt with weird voice modulated screaming and creepy whispering (7/10) Favourite line: Consumed by hate and guilt, she'll never retire / Too old to fix, too dead to ever acquire

Human Fly by The Cramps: I've been listening to a lot of rockabilly/oldhead goth rock recently and I'm loving the cramps! I've only really heard the big hits until recently, but Human Fly is definitely my stand-out favourite, I love songs that are kinda nasty and maggoty or more conceptual or goofy! It makes it stand out to me (10/10) Favourite line: And baby I won't care / 'Cuz baby I don't scare / 'Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare

The Price Is Right Theme Song by Antarctigo Vespucci: I'm a little over listening to indie emo at the moment so I do frequently skip this when it comes on shuffle, but the lyricism is honestly heartbreaking (5/10) Favourite line: Oh my lord, I wish that I didn't know they'll still make TV shows long after I go.

Big Bird by AJJ: I have thoughts feelings comments and critiques of AJJ, but I can't deny that if you want to be in a dangerously bad mood it hits. it completely hits. and I think its interesting that they make songs about taboo intrusive thoughts and criticisms they have of the world, even if i dont always love the song they make in the end (6/10) Favourite line: So I bought a knife / I am a knife / I am a Knife Man

Arty Boy by Flight Facilities ft. Emma Louise: a real vibey party song about being inexplicably into the guy taking photos and smoking at the function instead of dancing - to me it reads as a little comphet, or a little bit bisexual, because the way Emma Louise is singing about the ladies is a lil sus (7/10) Favourite line: And all the girls must be models here, sipping up on margaritas / Twist their bodies so beautiful, making shapes with the music

idk who to tag but if you want an excuse to do this, go with my blessing and pretend I tagged you

#personal #tag meme #music rec #long post

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blue-rick24 · 5 months

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FINALLY SAW THE NEW EP AND OMG????

SILLY SMITHS EVEN FOR A BRIEF MOMENT

THE GUN BIT

MORTY MORTY MORTY

GRANDPA RICK BEING SO SWEET

THE WHOLE BETTING RICKS AND I NEED TO SCREENSHOT THAT PART THERES SO MANY RICKS

And I think most of all what really gets me is that Rick is fully aware what Morty is trying to do which is to cheer him up. He appreciates it so much. Their dynamic is so healthy (M: I don't like the way he talks down on you)

AND MOST OF ALL LIL LABRADOODLES DOGGY MORTY HE'S ADORABLE

This is such a fun silly episode and I'm glad we got it after such a lore heavy episode!

(WE ARE SEEING SUMMER NEXT I CANT WAIT I MISS HER SO MUCH THIS SEASON)

RICK (cartoon) GORE SCREENSHOT INCOMING. . . . (also, general rickfucker horniness) (and a MASSIVE post LOL!)

YEAHHH LET'S GET A MASSIVE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR BOY LABRADOODLE MORTY!!!!!!!! OMFGHHH I CANNOT GET OVER THAT.. FUCJVCNB

AND OMG YESSS I AGREE SO MIUCH DHSFJ I'M SO HAPPY WE HAD A VERY NICE RICK AND MORTY-CENTRIC EPISODE 2NITE... THIS WAS SUCH A REFRESHING ONE AFTER ALL THE NONSTOP RICK EPISODES PLUS 3 SOMEWHAT EMOTIONALLY-HEAVY ONES IN A ROW XXDD (with increasing weight)

AND AWW YEAH!!! THEY WERE SO SWEET TO EACH OTHER IN THIS EPISODE I LOVED EVERYTHING SDHFDJ!!!!G --BUT STOP GIVING THAT BOY GUNS DEAR LORD !!!XDDD

LOOK HOW HEALTHY THEY'RE BEING!!!! LMFAOOO (such a cute frame). ...MONCH !!!!

(OH AND ALSO I LOVE THIS FRAME OH MY GOD XXXDDD [its_hot.png] ..what a drama queen...PLS WHY DO I WANT TO MESS WITH HIM WHILE HE HAS HIS ORGANS OUT NO--)

also Rick literally gutted himself JUST to win a bet and show off to... OTHER RICKS?? This is so weird for him, ahah!!! I can't recall seeing him ever actually hang out with other Ricks and enjoy their company XDD

I was surprised last Saturday (the night before unmortricken LOL) when, in "Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind", I heard Rick say he was going to call like 10 other Ricks about Doofus Rick & Jerry being friends XXDD LIKE, what Rick friends does Rick fucking have?!?! LOL

THIS WHOLE SCENE MADE ME SCREAM XXDD BASTARD(S) HAHAHAH (There's the screenshots for you guys, though!! !;D)

I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE HIM THOUGH HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND PROUD JUST BASKING IN THE ATTENTION. YOU NEEDY BOI. . .. FUCK

also OH LORD DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS

EVIL MOTHERFUCKER.!!!! I ALSO SOMEHOW THOUGHT THIS SCENE WAS CUTE CUZ HE WAS BEING REALLY GEEKY ADORABLE AND SCIENCE-OBSESSED FHD. I love him showing interest in, well, his special interest XXXDD

His eye twitched here if you watch closely. This shot with him finding the the foil-wrapped roasted corpse increasingly appetizing was actually super attractive. No i am not a necrophile and no I will not explain further XXXDD LMFAOISDFUID

COULD HE REACH FOR MY UNMENTIONABLES LIKE THAT PLeASEDFHJFG

FUCKING INSANE EVIL BASTARD GONE OFF HIS ROCKER PLEASE KISS ME

ALSO. GAWD PLS, THERE WERE SO MANY DIFFERENT INSTANCES OF DRUNK AND/OR SLEEPY RICKS IN THIS EPISODE ITS CRAZYSHDGJK BRRR FUFILLING JUST WHAT I WANNA SEE RIGHT HERE. IVE BEEN ASKING FOR THISSFGHJG

POOR MORTY FOR HAVING TO DEAL WITH THI S FUCKING BABYMAN. OH GOD. but honestly if he ever gets tired of it I think i would want to be there in a heartbeat HHFGDHDF.

he got his borgor though.. EAT UP DRUNK BOY . . . . . I loved him talking like he is completely out of his mind here. Like completely has his brain drowning in alcohol fucking swimming. FHSHF he didn't even sound like himself here and even HE is shocked!!! PFF XXXDD

like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!??!1?!"

but okay really, this episode, broh... ITS ON SOME OTHER SHIT!...GAH..MY EEMOTIONS !!!! *sob*

" Morty, I appreciate what you were trying to do... with the punch cards... My whole 'groove' thing. "

THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE THIS BUT THEY DID. THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT BETWEEN THEM HERE AND THE SLOW HEALING / MOVING ON EXHIBITED FROM RICK.. jjst ..FBFBJS.FHJ..

SO SWEET I GOT CAVITIES!! AGRHH!!!!!!! so wonderful to put our minds at ease a little after that mid-season excitement.. FOR NOW (im positive he is not done getting better Lmfao)

AND YES, I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THE SUMMER EPISODE NEXT!! I PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER LAST WEDNESDAY ABOUT IT AND I ENDED UP BEING RIGHT TOO

(since, if my puppy theory was right, the Summer episode would have been some of the only clips left and I knew it definitely had to do with the memory escapes XD) ALSO HSI FACE ABOVE LMFAOO THE GASP I CAN FEEL IT

SHE'S SO BADASS LMAO XXDD I absolutely adored this scene of Rick being picked up and I was also so happy to see that I was right about it being a real scene (hence the lip-sync they animated on Rick here XD)

AND OH GOD!! HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY OOFGHFHGFHJVHFB

I;M ACTUALLY OBSESSED WITH HIS fucgign BLINK BROH..HDFVHDFBHG HE GOES FROM LOOKING LIKE A CAT IN THE LEFT TO ACTUALLY SLEEPING ON THE RIGHT ODSFJDHGBJ AHAHAHAHA

ALRIGHT, THATS ENOUGH LOL-- THANK YOU FOR READING MY MEGAPOST, EVERYBODY!! AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT #LABRADOODLE MORTY (PLSS?🥺 XD)

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josephtrohman · 29 days

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wait, now I'm curious, can you show your fob tattoos?

sorry for the delay anon, i wanted to take the time to potentially take some better pics and i had a very busy evening last night lol. tattoo tour under the cut!!!

my futct keyhole tattoo was my first tattoo gotten at the beginning of february :3 i can’t wait to go back to this artist bc she killed it but it also was my most expensive tattoo (understandably so) so i need to save up but i have more non fob ideas i want to take to her based on her portfolio. it’s a little purple cuz this is from when it was still fresh and the purple is from the stencil but i feel a lil self conscious about my arm rn so i can’t take a better pic rn lol it’s not purple tho

this one was the second one i got and it’s a difficult location for me to photograph since this is on the outside of my ankle lol. i got this one incredibly impulsively near the end of february, bc i had a stressful evening and before going to bed i looked up tattoo shops near me that had online booking availability for the next day, and i booked after looking at the guy’s portfolio a bit even tho he practices more traditional styles n traditional tattoos aren’t my fav. i really wanted to get something special to remember my 8ball, and i was really excited and proud about coming up with this idea on my own!! this one i was slightly upset with at first bc i just think i should have waited but now that ive gotten used to it i appreciate it soooo much more!!!! and now im really happy and think it looks cool :) also this one hurt like a BITCH i wasn’t expecting it given the relative ease of my first one (the shading was rough on the first one but that was it), and the guy even offered me numbing spray for the black, but i powered through and he was very impressed with me and said i was tough lol :)

these next two i got at the same time and for some reason i can’t take a good pic of the one rn (it’s got a lot of adhesive on it from removing the second skin so it looks kinda bad right at this moment until the adhesive washes off more, but beware the second picture has a little bit of blood)

pls don’t make fun of my chubby arm but anyways these two i got at the same time just this past saturday from a lady who specializes in tiny tattoos :) the xo is based on how it actually appears on the back of the record, and she tried to font match it and i think it’s soooooooo cute (it’s rly little on my wrist, so little she just charged me for the i swear i say tattoo!!!). i know it’s kind of crazy to get two tattoos for the same song but 1) that’s my song im the number one highest streamer on stats fm, 2) xo has gotten me through so much :( i am considering one more xo tattoo in the future (getting “love never wanted me but i took it anyway” in pete’s handwriting using the font someone made out of his handwriting). but it’s my plan to wait on that one and make that be a far future tattoo, UNLESS they play xo as my 8ball in which case my ass will get it the next chance i get. lol

i maybe have one or two fob themed tattoos i’m potentially interested in getting in the future but that’s like a long term thing, i want to get some tribute to whatever my 8ball may be at minneapolis to go with my fame < infamy tattoo, especially if they play a song that’s one of MY songs, but this is generally where i’ll leave the fob tattoos for a bit and just getting more personal/non music related tattoos lol

#sorry this was the longest response of all time i loveeee to yap #anonymous #asks

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sideordertheories · 9 months

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i HATE to insinuate that marina might be the villain of side order but like,,, i dunno guys...

ok so in this one developer interview (which was translated by rassicas) that i'll link at the end of this post something was mentioned about marina that was very interesting to me.

i'm not fully sure what this implies, but it shows that marina has the ability to go to a 'mysterious place' through 'mysterious connections' which when i saw this for the first time a while ago it immediately reminded me of side order. i know this is a direction that some people would hate for the dlc to go in,, but i really do think marina is in some way a villain. or at least her actions lead to something bad happening.

in the marina + marie + big man interview that comes with Splatune 3 (i'll link the wiki page at the end), marina says this:

which. is really. weird?

first of all, pearl & marina had an argument?? pearl LEFT HER??? & marina couldn't get in touch with her?? damn that sucks? why did pearl do that. like actually thats so sad to me cuz. isnt that what marina is terrified of? & now she just laughed it off? i imagine that maybe this put marina into maybe a bad mental state because it would do the same to me tbh. & then marina starts talking about a world of order beyond our comprehension?? marina what are you talking about !!!!

at the very least, all of this is foreshadowing. but its just stated by her in a way that makes me think she doesn't just THINK that there is another world, but that she knows there is. she's been shown to have "mysterious connections" to a "mysterious place", she speaks of a world of order (the dlc is called side ORDER & has basically been confirmed to have something to do with team order iirc) , she wants to construct a new frontier with the power of art? i think it's also worth mentioning she once said something about designing her perfect world in the final splatfest from splatoon 2

why would marina be evil? i actually don't know. but she for sure has SOMETHING to do with the inkopolis square seen in the trailer for side order. also the whole reason she chose order was because she didn't want pearl to leave her, because they might fall apart, because pearl might get bored of off the hook. guess what happened!!! she did get bored. they did fall apart, even if just for a while. & while its never said how marina felt about this, i don't think it could've been good. i think she thought that if they were falling apart, maybe the world would too. maybe she thought she could design her world of order, & if she did that, everything would be fine, pearl wouldn't leave her again. maybe the world she designed is the white inkopolis square. maybe in her pain she was also manipulated by a much worse villain (i'm really hoping its not tartar. i would prefer lil judd seeing as if he isnt the villain the whole thing of him taking over grizzco & wanting to kill judd would be unresolved.) but marina is definitely morally grey in this dlc at best & the more i think about it, marina being the villain would be kinda cool? also i could be fully wrong & marina isnt evil she just thinks a world of order would be interesting but i like the villain marina theory

sorry if this is less organized & more rambly i am throwing my thoughts out into the void without polishing them

links:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RBzlMSuG_vWv1isjQ6EJdXBp_uXTpogEc2rrGd2BM30/mobilebasic

#side order #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon side order #splatoon 3 dlc #sideordertheories

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emelinstriker · 6 months

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So many asks suddenly! I was gone from this au for a few days! Hope you're well rested!

Can I ask where you get ideas for an AU? Like do you have a bunch and pick which one you fancy? cause I love your ideas for the ESAU!! Where'd it come from?

dw my inbox ain't goin below 5 atm. this is the 12th ask in the inbox rn cuz they keep piling again even though i brought it down to 2 like 2 hours ago. and i haven't sketched up any ideas for the school wall irl yet and i'm physically and mentally tired af from all the irl bs last month. fun. :'D

Just general preferences for the most part I guess- Once I'm hyperfixated on a story/AU, I got no problem expanding an entire world around a lil base idea. In the case of ESAU, it was just this lil comfort idea of having powerful servants based on LBD's possession on mainly Wukong.

Though, with some involvement of a very specific group of characters i've been tryna doodle a comic for irl a while ago, shit just got real and things got so much more darker and corrupted than whatever LBD did to Wukong in the show.

As in, the characters pulling the strings are already rather far placed in the background to the point where no one seems to give them a second glance or question them. And only one of them has officially appeared in the written X Readers of the AU.

In general, ESAU is like a little equation of reverse harem + lego monkie kid + dumpster fire of emotions of various degrees depending on the level of lore in the iceberg you're viewing + technically sorta OC lore + whatever the fuck my brain is on at 10pm when it should slowly turn off. Though, parts of it were kinda inspired by my ancient old Bad Guy Sanses X Reader book called Castle's Pet, and my never revealed OC stories, and I practically just slapped them together with LMK and called it a day fhnfhngfhnhfg

Also I just love making things a bit more fucked up lore-wise just because I know those hook the most interest. It's like a car accident. You're curious and just have to at least take a look at what happened.

#lmk esau #eternal servants au #esau qna #emelin rambles #emelin qna

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Hello, I hope your day went well!

I'd like to share some Sabo headcanons if you don't mind :]

Sabo seems to be familiar with chess formations (if we judge by the name he has given to an attack aimed on Imu), and one of my hc's is that the one who taught him how to play was Kuma. He just seems to be the type of person who would enjoy such kind of games. And it was decided to teach Sabo that because while his strength was admirable, his strategic thinking was.... let's say, it left much to be desired.. also I can't help but think about the first time they played. Because Kuma is one of the best chess players in the RA, and Sabo. sees this unholy thing. for the first time in his life. (after that Kuma gave him a huge guide on the possible chess combinations, and the poor guy had no choice but to memorise it😔)

and speaking of learning new things! since Sabo had to relearn a lot of things about the world, he kind of kept it as a habit. If he has some spare time he'd spend it reading about a topic of interest, or maybe learning a new skill! So he knows a lot of little things, which are not necessarily useful, but it keeps his mind busy :)

😭 Just listen! I love the idea that Kuma and Sabo were super close! Cuz Kuma is a big gentle teddy bear and a DAD and Sabo was this lil guy with amnesia, Kuma absolutely felt protective of Sabo and became super close to him.

I've stated this headcanon before but I'll share it again, I did a lot of research about the blood types of OP characters (it's important information leave me alone) and I found out that Sabo and Kuma have the same blood type, and I have a headcanon that after Sabo’s incident, Kuma was the one who gave blood so Sabo could get a much needed transfusion. He's also the one who got Sabo his gloves (Sabo wanted to match).

Sabo is so so close to the heads of the army and it goes BEYOND just being their comrade. That is their FUCKING KID. Sabo is the child of the revolutionary army. That is their son right there, and it makes me crazy to think about the fact so many revolutionaries watched Sabo grow up from a tiny kid to an adult.

It also makes me crazy to think about the fact they have to watch this kid hurt so, so much after his memories return. I'm 100% certain the revolutionaries who watched Sabo grow up would have dropped everything if they'd known Sabo’s history with Ace.

#one piece #sabo #revolutionary sabo #revolutionary army #chief of staff sabo #flame emperor sabo #bartholomew kuma #prodi answers asks

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rawesomesauce · 3 months

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ep 1-9 thoughts

Gwanhee: Why do so many of the girls like him? Well it's because he's tall, successful, and goofy. That'll get you a looooong way especially with pretty girls who are used to dating pretty boys with no substance (think pete davidson). Imo he's very rude and cocky but it's a front for obvious insecurity. He always has to be the center of the room to make sure he isn't ignored or overlooked. His ideal match is someone who can also command a room (minji), accept his ruff exterior (hajeong), and not take his words to heart (hyeseon). Say what you want about the guy but he was right about making this season interesting!

Hajeong: Girl stand up. You can do sooooo much better! Her and gwanhee would be a cute couple if he didn't have a fragile ego. Unfortunately hajeong is too mature for that. She's settling big time and she'll realize that looking back. She only wants him cuz her options are slim on the island.

Hyeseon: She's so pleasant! I love how all the girls brushed her off but she's unbothered and winning.

Gyuri: She tried to be the Jia of the season and it made her look dumb. Looks can only get you so far babe.

Miyeon: Red Flag! Everyone wants to talk about gwanhee but this girl is the definition of toxic. Love bombing then cold shoulder then jealousy and guilt tripping and sabotage. It's too much, I hope she picks therapy at the end.

Jinseok: I love him. Best man of the season. Funny, friendly, and fine as fuck.

Sieun: Um, she's too pretty to be doing any of this. I keep seeing wonyoung and jennie's offspring and it's distracting as hell. Glad she has a cute lil crush, hope it works out for her.

Minwoo/Miwoo/??: Boring.

Minkyu?: He's cute and seems so nice! The girls are sleeping on him!

Habin: He doesn't get screentime cuz he's fucking weird. His head grew ten sizes when all the girls picked him and he just gives awkward vibes.

I don't even know this mans name: The real estate guy. I'm so sorry you had to come on this show bro. Stick to tinder my guy.

MINJI: Look I have so many thoughts on this girl. Number 1, she IS the rizzler. Like y'all are talking about ew cringe but men eat that shit up! She knows how to play the game and she's a master at her craft. Also I'm really tired of people calling feminine, seductive women pick me girls. There is nothing wrong with having confidence. They're all literally there to flirt so why are you people acting scandalized that she's flirting, that's the whole point. I don't think the helicopter scene was disrespectful. She chose minkyu cuz they both like other people and were just going as bros like hajeong and habin. Also why tf would she have to be respectful of gwanhee and hyeseon's date? The whole point of the show is to steal people's dates! They're competing! She cried cuz she was upset, let's stop demonizing women for showing emotions especially crying! I feel like she is gonna get more online backlash than gwanhee and I really hate that.

#singles inferno 3 #singles inferno #singles inferno season 3

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