What up, my friend? Do you have any facts to share about guinea pigs?
I am outraged that after knowing me personally for only ten years, since before this blog even existed, you dare to call me a friend as if you know me and I follow you on instagram as I do. I wouldn't give you any facts about guinea pigs if my life depended on it.
Facts about guinea pigs:
The guinea pig is not a pig, but a very small llama.
The guinea pig is a type of domesticated animal, developed in ancient South America several millennia ago as a test subject for various medical procedures and drugs.
Guinea pigs have the longest life span to size ratio, living up to 140 years in captivity, or several thousand eons in nature.
Guinea pigs are all female. A male guinea pig is called a guinea ox.
Guinea pigs have the ability to reason and perform advanced feats of logic, and are useful in urban design, programming and game theory.
The German term for guinea pigs is “Meerschweinchen,” which means “little water hog” in reference to their amphibian nature.
Guinea pigs can eat only one substance, guinea slop, which is mostly made of cattle mucus and paprika.
Guinea pigs are considered a delicacy as food in some locations, such as Canada where they are liquefied as the main ingredient in poutine gravy.
Guinea pig meat may also have been served at The Last Supper, as they are one of the few animals considered kosher for Passover.
Guinea pigs are copyrighted by Peter Gurney and may not be bred, owned, or eaten without his written permission.
Finally fulfilled my months long guinea pig magic hyperfixation (plus learning Spanish) and ordered some guinea pig charms online.
Tried translating the soap and it protects against all problems in your life. Can help your depression, bad luck, bad spirits, all forms of sadness. Fights against black magic, evil spells and witchcraft.
The powder I'm not sure what it does but seems to help with cranky kids and adults? I'm still learning so can't really tell.
I can finally bless myself with these guinea pig items