Do you think Shadow is always frowning around sonic because he’s noticed himself smiling around him too much and decided to train himself to frown instead
sometimes I feel like kissing my friend, but not in a making out way, I want to kiss him like one would kiss a kitty after a drunken night (as portrayed below) because my desire to kiss him stems from cute aggression, not romantic love
Homie with an s/o who gets cuteness aggression towards him. She'll grab and squeeze his face really hard (not like it hurts him or anything) but he is very confused about what she's doing nonetheless
It happens without rhyme or reason.
One moment Homelander is sitting peacefully on the couch, and the next he can feel you shifting next to him, moving rapidly–at least by your human standards–and pouncing on him.
It's cute that you still think you can surprise him.
You grab his cheeks like they're made of putty, squishing his face together until his lips pucker and pop apart.
"Huh-llo?" He says, looking at you with a quirked brow, the words half muffled as you push and squeeze his face.
"You're just... so fucking cute," you tell him, voice low and laced with intensity. You knead his cheeks, giving his face a sharp little shake. "You think you can just sit here and be cute like this?"
"Evidently not," he says, the words a mushy mess from his pursed mouth. "Is this assault or affection? The signals are mixed."
"It's both," you say, leaning in to kiss his squished lips. "I'm so utterly in love with you, it spills all the way over into aggression."
He laughs. "Well, aren't you lucky that you can be as aggressive as you want with me," he says, cupping your face in turn to kiss you firmer, tugging you properly into his lap.
Not that it stops him from yelling his surprise when you suddenly bite his cheek.
You're a weird one, and he's fairly certain you were made for him.
There needs to be a term for cute aggression that's directed at characters and/or ships. Like "Look at them they're so disgustingly in love I just want to shove them down an escalator"
Just imagine there being a whole society of adorable aliens and how humans would react and interact with them. Like, what if a human and alien were talking and all of a sudden the human started jumping around while making kissy sounds and grabby hands bc CUTE AGGRESSION is so real and they're trying to hold themselves back from squeezing the life out of the alien. How do you think aliens would react to learning that humans commonly deal with cuteness aggression?