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comic-art-showcase · 2 years
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Oracle by Adam Hughes
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husk-gamblinman · 1 month
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"That's right mother fuckers, full house. Read 'em and weep! I'm back and luckier than fuckin' ever." And more addicted to gambling than ever. But at least, this time around he planned on putting that money into Charlie's endeavor. Or at least most of it after all he had all he practically needed already. And while he held no hope for Charlie's mission to help him, he had hope that others could benefit from it. "I hope you all had fun winnin while you could before I crawled my way outta hell to fuckin wreck it."
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@hiddenstarters
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xdraonarts · 10 months
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I’ve had this joke stuck in my head for at least a month
Gadget isnt yet canon in the sonic lore I’ve got, but I don’t think he’d survive an episode of it. Not because he’d die he’d just quit the job immediately
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ivehurtpeople · 3 months
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@coreofgold
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Logan pulls the cigar away from his mouth, having enjoyed his peaceful and secluded corner as long as he could. A light chuckle comes out of him and he shakes his head. "Well shit. At least its not a new person." He then nods to the seat beside him. "Go ahead and sit kid, before someone annoyin takes the spot."
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papermccn · 10 months
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continued from ‘ i didn’t want to come, but i need your help. ’ @vcndetta
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"well consider me flattered, but i'll be honest. i don't know what I can do against a murderer, and i think you can answer this question.. but do i look like a fuckin' detective to you? but by all means, you want the company- and someone to die beside.. guess i'm your guy. "
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aslyfcx · 3 months
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
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highking-margo · 1 year
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Open starter
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“Alright dickheads listen up. I will grant one non-sexual favor to anyone that can tell me how the fuck I ended up in a place that seems like it came right out of Jeff Goldblum’s head. I mean friendly dinosaurs, really?” She says with a light side bobble of her head. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they weren’t out here busting into bathrooms to eat us but I also want to know what kind of sedatives they were on. Could maybe use one of later if can’t find a way back to my goddamn kingdom.” @hiddenstarters
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lcvelxss · 5 months
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@devilsmenu: HWEvent 16.2 Starter for: Daken || 18-This portion of the maze is packed so densely with corn stalks that it hardly seems like a path but there’s nowhere else to go. It’s impossible to move without feeling the plant life push into them, and they tower high, nearly blocking out the sun. Just making space to breathe makes it feel like they start pushing closer, like the plant life is caving in around those in it, trying to suffocate them. ||
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"If I had a fucking nickel..." Amanda grumbled to herself, as she swatted leaves and the remains of stalks of corn out of the way. At this point she was starting to feel that maybe staying dead would've been the better option...She stopped briefly as it dawned on her that though she was pushing through a lot more foliage, she hadn't seen any actual corn. "Okay, so is this stuff getting taller or are we somehow shrinking?" Amanda called out to the guy whose lead she was following.
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lavendaers · 6 months
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@tragcdysewn xue meng for mo ran 26. characters enter a mud filled portion of the maze, where their footsteps feel heavy, and every push further seems to sink them farther and farther into the mud.
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there he was, alone again with someone that he felt like he knew but at the same time had really no idea who they were. he had a feeling that neither of them would be able to figure out how to get out by themselves, he also doubted that they'd be able to figure it out together, but mo ran was better than nothing. taking a step forward, he felt as if his foot was being sucked down by the ground. "what the fuck?"
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sxftriina · 1 year
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Someone stop me
The way these two have NOTHING in common and yet here I am with whatever the fuck this is /lh
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alltimefail-sims · 10 months
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Dirk may go to college majoring in Business but along the way he picks up a minor in Women's/Gender Studies which he loves so much that it ultimately turns into a double major situation... if you were curious.
AND you know what? He's bi, damnit!
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xdraonarts · 11 months
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some goofy lil doodles of Exxie from forever ago.
One day I’ll make another sonic forces lore illustration.
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ivehurtpeople · 8 months
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Logan smirks as his eyes land upon Piper and takes a seat up at the counter. "Well, if it isn't the best chef in the city. Not to mention the best lookin." He says giving a soft hum of a laugh before continuing. "Glad to see ya lookin alright after the newest shitstorm rolled through. I admit I thought of ya, hoped you were keepin yourself safe." @wvsteria
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papermccn · 10 months
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(´,,•ω•,,)♡ event 15 plotting call! i'll probably pause all current events for this event- just for my sanity ! so this doubles as a starter call as well! below u can find out what all my muses will be up to- and also u can plot and request a starter for them!
elena gilbert- this isn't her first rodeo- well.. maybe one that she can remember, given her current not remembering status.. she's stressed- but will do her best to stay vigilant! she will help people- and maybe her finding someone unalived will be beautiful character development idk.. (0/5)
eric northman-too old for this shit, jk jk but he won't be taking anything too lightly.. he has people he cares for here, for example faye, irina, he doesn't want them getting in harm's way.. but he may be entertained??especially if he's accused (0/5)
genya safin- she's one hell of a warrior- she'll be frightened of course but she knows combat and how to fight. she'll be worried for david most of all, and will do her best to stick by them. (0/5)
hannah washington - scared out of her mind, she doesn't like these type of situations.. i can see her anxiety at an all time high- she's doing her best to hide.. please someone protect her, she's frightened..- but also worried highly about her siblings and her best friend kiyi (0/5)
homura akemi - OH SHE'S READY, she's in combat mode.. she has one person in mind she wants to protect- and one person only, madoka kaname. who is she if she isn't protecting the love of her life?? lets be honest, but also she'll help protect others if needed- and be suspicious of everyone. (0/5)
jesse pinkman- THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! -no but he'll be stressed, he has ptsd from everything that has occured in his life.. but if anything jesse knows how to do- it's to fight.. he'll be carrying a gun, and be prepared.. or as prepared as he can be, and he'll be keeping a look out for allison! (0/5)
jinx- THRIVES ON THE CHAOS, pls let's be real she probably assumes the doing is stu and his friend.. which.. idk why she's with him if she thinks that but anyways she doesnt have logic- but as soon as it starts getting too real.. she may start losing it a little bit, and will be amused if anyone accuses her.. (0/5)
lettie hatter- scared, concerned for her siblings, calcifer, josh- and i guess howl too.. jk we love howl, she'll be doing her best to find out whoever it is.. and get her investigative skills on, but also pls protect this angel. (0/5)
nami- she's so sick of finding herself in these types of situations, she's cowardly.. will be hiding behind anyone who will allow, but also she has some good ranged combat.. so if push comes to shove and she needs to defend herself or someone else- she will.. (0/5)
richard gecko- he's been through his fair share of bs, he'll be concerned for seth and aerith- more aerith.. given seth and him have been through the bs together, he'll be putting on his detective gear.. and probably joke it's seth just to get on his nerves, and get offended if accused.. (0/5)
ashley graham- LEON, bestie where are you?? she's scared, not this again.. she's doing her best at hiding when it matters, and not making any enemies.. but also she can handle herself pretty well, just still would prefer some help.(0/5)
draculaura - look she may be immortal, but this is scary. she'll probably transform into her bat form just to get away- but also she'll be hiding behind people.. she can fight, but would prefer not to. (0/5)
belle - she's smart, she's pulling out that detective cap and doing her best research.. she's afraid, but won't admit it.. she'll go through this with a stubborn- tough look on her face; nobody will make her afraid. (0/5)
tifa lockhart- protecting people she cares about, she's the mom friend.. she doesn't want anyone getting hurt, watching out for aerith, satana, and seth.. (0/5)
march 7th- she's ready; maybe the ice powers she unaware of will come out while afraid and being defensive.. they'll try to laugh fear in the face- but also someone make sure they don't get into too much trouble. (0/5)
hitori gotoh- frightened, scared, not having it.. i mean it when i say pls someone protect and befriend her. or else she'll just hide under her bed or in a garbage can; she doesn't want to confront anyone-let alone a possible killer.. just.. idk how far she'll get, pls help. (0/5)
lip gallagher- part of him thinks this is a big joke, but he'll be ready with his own makeshift weapons if needed. he'll be looking out for his family; and just trying to piece together who could be sus. (0/5)
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ask-underfazverse · 7 months
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Ariel: *petting a monstrous creature.* "aaaaw! Aren't you just the sweetest big baby! You're such a big baby, with blood all over your face, you're a messy big baby!"
Random demon who's not from fnaftale: "...that thing looks like it eats babies-"
Ariel: "it probably does! But I don't care! I'm gonna name him Blood jaw! BJ for short!"
RDWNFF: "....please never call it that!"
Ariel. "I'ma call baby BJ whatever I want, fuckface!"
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circi-chirps · 1 year
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"youre right, youre not my daughter. and i sure as hell aint your dad..." JOEL I SWEAR TO FUCK. STOP BEING A PRICK.
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