#cumjob

[syncswimmer]

I’m known on the street as “cumjob” because I talk about giving them constantly while never actually elaborating on what a “cumjob” is because I myself don’t know what that is but I have a good feeling whatever it is it would make sense. I like calling cops “pigs” to their faces while working but I just say it in a different language usually using the word “trafe” which is the Hebrew word for “not kosher”. I like this one in particular because of the connotations the word Carrie’s conveying ideas of impurity and personally, that’s what my mom calls pork and pig products. I like that word because I’m calling them fucking porky pig indecent fuck. I hate myself I hate myself, Just kidding lol.

#esther post

[lesbianralzarek]

"im super excited to play fallout 76 with my friends!" and "im deeply disappointed with the direction the franchise has taken" are not inheritly contradictory statements. let me explain.

there are so many good fps games out there where you can't kill nazis. it isn't a requirement for a good game. but if that fps went under a "wolfenstein" title, people would be allowed to be pissed about them taking out a core staple of the series. likewise, good writing does not always a good game make, but fallout was previously a standout franchise for it's writing, dialogue, moral dilemmas, and strong anti-war messages. people are allowed to be pissed that that has been completely thrown out the window in favor of making it fit in better with all the other AAA games on the market. im allowed to be hyped to fight giant sloths in power armor AND be disappointed that so many of this franchise's unique staples have been done away with. see y'all in fo76, my username will probs be something stupid like "cumjob" so hmu in november

#fallout #fo76 #fallout 76 #bethesda