Carmen: It's kinda cold.
Gray: Here, love!
Gray: *takes off his jacket and puts it on her shoulders*
Carmen: I love you.
Gray: God, I love you too.
Carmen: *kisses his cheek*
Dash: *looking at Zack*
Dash: I'm cold, too.
Zack: Well, damn, Dash, I can't
control the weather!
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Player: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Carmen: You need to stop.
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Poppy: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Sam: If?
Jack: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Jack: Tell me a little about yourself.
Poppy: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
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James: You have friends and I envy that.
Will: You're welcome to share my friends.
James: looks at Violet and Cyprian
James: I don't want those.
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Tomura: Five years ago, I was a fucking mess.
Tomura: Now I'm a fucking mess, but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense.
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Violet: Who's more clingy?
James: *sitting on Will, legs and arms wrapped around him*
James: Will, obviously
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Paperstar: Hey, wake up.
Player: Wha- what?!
Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family
Player: ... my parents are out tonight?
Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!?
Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?
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Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine!
Zack: I don't know how to do that!
Ivy: I don't wear a watch.
Player: Time isn't real.
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Celegorm: Moryo isn’t answering their phone
Maedhros: I’ll call
Curufin: Me and Tyelko have both called him six times why would he pick up now?
Caranthir after two rings: Hello?
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Carmen: Hey, about that love letter you sent me for Valentine's Day
Gray: *nervously sweating* yeah?
Carmen: the fourth sentence-
Gray: yes, that's when I started to get really emotional and-
Carmen: you forgot a comma :/
Gray: I just- wait what?
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Carmen: It says, "Do die safely."
Graham: Are you insane? It obviously says, "Don't die safely."
Carmen:
Graham:
Carmen and Graham, in unison: Wait a moment! It's "Don't drive safely."
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Poppy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jack: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Poppy: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ALEX WITH ME
Sam, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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James: What are you in the mood for?
Will: World domination.
James: That's a bit ambitious.
Will: You are my world.
James: Aww...
Will:
James:
Will:
James: OH.
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