#cs faculty

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[skipppppy]

I think about the alternate universes where a different faculty member found Carmen as a baby and subsequently betrayed VILE for her constantly. How the team dynamic would change. How they’d grow as characters. The shenanigans they’d get into

(Also how good Shadowsan would be as a straight up, no holds barred villain. But that’s another drawing for another day)

#they all have a little pop of red except Cleo who I simply had to go all out for. it’s only fair #carmen sandiego 2019 #cs netflix #carmen sandiego au #vile faculty #coach brunt #countess cleo #professor maelstrom #dr bellum

[gray-crackleway]

coming out with an official statement not ONLY are all the operatives gay, but they also had an emo phase. all of them and i do mean all of them. if any deny these allegations then don't listen to them. because they did.

@vileacademyofficial tell them the truth

#exception of coach maybe #graham calloway #gray crackleway askblog #cs crackle #ask blog #text post #VILE academy #VILE #vile operatives #vile operative #vile faculty

[vileacademyofficial]

[ooc: the face of a woman who is about to pass out. okay which one of you did it]

#reason for hospitalisation hashtag cranial trauma #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #vileacademyofficial #carmen sandiego netflix #vile faculty #intern cs #tw blood #blood tw #tw injury #injury tw

[jackie-shitposts]

Faculty Presentations

[image description: A screenshot taken from the Netflix reboot of Carmen Sandiego. Professor Maelstrom is looking at a slide behind him, bewildered. The slide is an inkblot that looks like “a loincub sniffing its own tail” according to Coach Brunt. /End description]

THEY DO PRESENTATIONS. THIS IS A SLIDESHOW. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

IMAGINE THE FACULTY MAKING THEIR PRESENTATIONS ON GOOGLE SLIDES ABOUT WHY THEY NEED TO STEAL DRESSES OR STAMPS OR LAUNCH CODES

imagining dr bellum and cleo working on a presentation together about why they need to steal the milan gowns. bellum is putting walls upon walls of infodump text and cleo is suffering because she just wants the slides to look good

shadowsan’s slide shows are just like “Tigress should go get the stamp. She is good. Here’s my works cited: I said so”

Brunt making a slideshow about why she NEEDS to look like elvis presley

god its so stupid i love this stupid show

#I WANT TO DO A make a slides presentation like youre a faculty member NIGHT #csweekly #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo #cs weekly #VILE Faculty #VILE #Professor Maelstrom #shadowsan

[potchai]

She's Back.

TYSM FOR ALL THE SUPPORT FOR MY PAPERSTAR COSPLAY

#carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo 2019 #vile operatives #vile faculty #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego cosplay #paper star cosplay #cs paper star #carmen sandiego paper star #paper star cs #cosplay #kimiko glenn

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations: VILE headquarters in the Canary Islands [1/?]

#my post #screencap #carmen sandiego 2019 #cs 2019 trivia #backgrounds #so i'm pretty sure the VILE faculty room occupies a pocket dimension bc its windows Do Not Make Sense with the rest of the building XD #but there's a glimpse of the hallway leading to the faculty room in S2E06 that would put it on roughly the 3rd floor/2nd from the top #also i've been sticking all the location/reference/nifty details i've picked up in the 'cs 2019 trivia' tag #for anyone else who likes playing 'Name That Landmark' when watching the show XDD #nixariel

[astranauticus]

the rwd season 4 qna inspired me to start thinking about college au headcanons except a lot of these are gonna be really specific to my school and y'all are just gonna have to deal with that <3

Kyana feeds some of the school cats. she would feed all of them if she could

Dani smuggled Plug (the scrawniest black cat you've ever seen) into her dorm room illegally and somehow management hasn't caught her yet (based on a true story) (Kyana visits to see Plug all the time)

Finbar keeps an updated tier list of every canteen in the school with breakdowns of the best stalls/dishes for each

A senior from the school of engineering once said to me 'all the engineering people dress like rats cuz our classrooms don't have aircon' (context: tropics) anyway that's Dani

Kyana would probably be involved in a lot of freshman orientation events from second year onwards. she just likes talking to the new kids and giving them advice like she would be the kind of orientation group leader who'd get messages from her freshies asking about all kinds of random nonsense because she's made sure they know they can always contact her with questions

VR-LA is The Guy you go to for textbook pirating resources

(this is more of a 'wouldn't that be funny' but VR-LA is just Veerle's discord handle)

Docent is the name of VR-LA's old laptop that broke down so he gave it to Cassimere (computer engineering major he met once at a networking event) to fix except Cassimere got everything off the hard drive and then somehow managed to fuck it up Even More so he had to get a new laptop (and named it Emi)

Roy has gotten food poisoning from his dorm meal plan at least once (based on at least one true story)

The heap trio + Mandy would be those friends constantly playing majong in the dorm lounge and if all the majong tables are taken they just play in one of their dorm rooms on a towel to dampen the tile shuffling noises (it was Mandy's idea)

Every morning Dani goes to the drinks stall at her faculty and orders one iced coffee to the point where the stall owner starts preparing an iced coffee whenever they see her approach (based on my true story)

Roy would be one of those people who goes clubbing every other week and every time he tries to drag the rest of the heap trio and Egan almost always goes and Dani would go if she didn't have a good excuse but always begrudgingly. anyway Roy would always be the only one having a good time until Egan gets drunk enough to start having fun

Finbar actually uses the dorm kitchens instead of just buying canteen food and it always makes the hallways smell really good

Vhas also uses the dorm kitchen sometimes but like. one time i walked into the pantry on my floor and someone had left cut sweet potatoes and 2 eggs in an inch of water in a pan on the stove. that's Vhas

Kyana's constantly applying for overseas exchanges and international summer/winter school programmes. the world is large and she wants to see it!

Maxim's the definition of a hall phantom. you know he lives on your dorm floor because you pass him by in the hallways sometimes and literally nowhere else. sometimes you're not convinced that he actually exists

VR-LA and Maxim's friendship stems from them being from wildly different faculties (VR-LA's in STEM, Maxim's doing anthropology so arts/social sciences) but also having lots of weird interests they cant really bug anyone in their home faculties about

Elyse is in student government and every once in a while Finbar receives a series of angry texts about the newest idiocy she's had to put up with

MR-SN and AS-TR start a stargazing club together. other notable members include AS-TR's girlfriend E-DN, MR-SN's friend C-RA (the one who always volunteers to carry the heavy ass telescopes) and MR-SN's friend K-LB who he pestered into coming to fix one of the wonky scopes even though K-LB's actually in electrical engineering but he's the only engineering person MR-SN (an arts student) knows

oh and of course VR-LA joins because he genuinely just likes space (developing a crush on his club chairperson was not on his bingo card)

Kyana and E-DN were MMA sparring buddies at one point which is how she found out about the stargazing and joined immediately

honestly i can probably think of more but this post is fuckin long LMAO

#rolling with difficulty #'do not let the internet turn you into an american' i say as i make posts that can be understood by me and me only #i mean im not sorry about it this is my house #like my experiences are just gonna be extra incomprehensible because my countrys fuckin tiny so the target audience really is me and me onl #too bad! you think its hard to read my posts? i gotta live like this! #if i sound extra confrontational i got 5 hours of sleep for the whole week unfortunately so just know its all /lh more or less #really tempted to make some kind of business major joke for roy even though obviously the heap trio would all be in engineering #bc its just common knowledge in my school that business majors are the ones with the most free time to go clubbing all the damn time #and *also* theyre the faculty that dresses the best which also tracks?? #didnt really nail down specific majors for everyone (besides the obvious ones like food science for finbar and mech eng for dani) #but i kinda like the idea of cs for VR-LA because of that 'programmers are real world wizards' joke and also.. projecting #cs with focus area in AI would even make sense bc of docent and emi. if i want to make the projecting Even Worse! #also if i ever do human designs for the old crew (doubtful cuz i find drawing robots more fun than drawing humans) #look up sally hansen hypnautical nail polish bc i wanna give human AS-TR that as a nod to her original design #didnt really get into the fashion of it all bc again i live in the tropics so nobody really dresses well here #the goal is to dress to not sweat more often than it is dress to look good #hands down my favourite line in the cqna was noir's i thermoregulate through my forearms #so in the middle of summer i still wear all black and just roll up my sleeves #like thats ME. except its summer ALL YEAR ROUND #walao #asto speaks

[youraveragecatastrophe]

Another episode that hurts me in the context of season 1's last episode! This is about Carmen's reactions regarding Coach Brunt in The fishy doubloon caper.

First, and maybe the biggest thing, the scene in the medical tent after Carmen passed out from lack of oxygen.

The way Carmen 1) awakens, notices someone tending to her, and immediately imagines it's Coach Brunt and 2) looks relieved and grateful to have her.

[Image description : a screenshot of season 1 episode 4 of the 2019 Carmen Sandiego show, The fishy doubloon caper. Carmen opens her eyes and sees who she thinks is Coach Brunt taking care of her after she passed out due to lack of oxygen. Her face is neutral. /End description]

Her look when she says "you", even the way she says it - surprised, maybe, but not afraid.

Carmen is in a very vulnerable position right now, alone and weak. And when she thinks one of the people tracking her down is with her, she seems happy. Because it's her mother figure.

[Image description : a screenshot of season 1 episode 4 of the 2019 Carmen Sandiego show, The fishy doubloon caper. Carmen talks with a smile about how Coach Brunt found her in Argentina as a baby. /End description]

"I always knew it was you."

Sure, the lack of oxygen can explain why she's not reacting too strongly, but still. She doesn't even look worried.

Next, the very end of the episode, while saying goodbye to Dr Pilar Marquez.

Below, her face when Pilar tells Carmen she "mistook [Pilar] for someone close to [Carmen]" :

[Image description : a screenshot of season 1 episode 4 of the 2019 Carmen Sandiego show, The fishy doubloon caper. Carmen looks upset. /End description]

Carmen says "a link to my past. We went our separate ways". Of course, she's not going to explain the whole messy story to a stranger, but still. This a pretty nice way to say "my mother figure who raised me goes against everything I fight for today and I indirectly fight her every two days".

[Image description : two screenshots of season 1 episode 4 of the 2019 Carmen Sandiego show, The fishy doubloon caper. In the first one, Carmen looks to the side with a small, slightly regretful smile, saying "a link to my past". In the second one, Carmen looks at the offscreen Dr Pilar Marquez with the same smile, saying "we went our separate ways". /End description]

Carmen does not seem angry, bitter, or fearful. Her expressions are of sadness and fondness. She still thinks fondly of Coach Brunt at this point, even though she knows they're on opposite sides. She still somewhat trusts her not to hurt her, at least subconsciously (see the tent scene).

...which is why the season 1 finale is so horrifying.

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #csweekly #cs coach brunt #i'm really curious to get to s1's final episode to pay better attention to carmen and brunt's interactions! #also i was thinking about how coach brunt's been pretty quiet so far (two episodes lol) when we see vile faculty #we've seen maelstrom and bellum of course. but coach brunt's been discrete #i wanna see if she stays that way for the rest of the season #if so it probably was to keep some suspense about her feelings wrt carmen #and to make a bigger shock when she tries to literally crush her to death in the s1 finale

[haveaclock]

Alright

I found a blessing

On Twitter of all places

Credits to~ ✨Scepterno✨

People's reaction to when Le Chèvre loosens his hair (loosen as in when you're removing braids or something LOOK I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN)

Antonio/El Topo(we start from him because yes,and they're dating soo):

I have never had a nosebleed in my entire life, but now I'm flustered as fuck.(he's a cell phone going off)

Carmen SanDiego: When I saw him during one of my capers I was like "Is That Le Chèvre or someone named Roberto?" This bitch on his phone with that kind of hair, go off king I guess

Player: HE HAS HAIR?! OH MY GOSH HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THIS?!!

Zack: I THOUGHT HE WAS BALD HE HAS HAIR??!!

Ivy: Alright I'm making a tough decision, Whose hair am I touching? El Topo or Goat Boy??

Shadow-San:

*shruggie*

Graham/Gray/Crackle: Quite a shocker if you ask me, he honestly looks good. (literally not trying to say he's hot before El Topo does something to him)

Sheena/Tigress: This bitch is looking like he is in his 30's then afterward looks like a Teen, but anyways there's one good thing about this.... *Scissors😨*

MimeBomb:

*miming out "damn"*

Tammy/Paper Star: He's trying to use his hair to escape from me, how pathetic. (BITCH YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME)

Dash Haber: I'm going to need every single conditioner, shampoo, hair spray , comb , hair straightener,hair curler , and hair lotion he uses

Coach Brunt: I asked him "You going on a date?" , He said "I wish".

Countess Cleo: Surprising to see him like this, I even said that his hair style was better than Dash's, obviously Dash will be histeracle if he heard that I said that.

Prof Maelstrom: Unlike the others I have no opinion on his new look, cause most likely he just go back to his old one.

Dr.Bellum: This can give me the new opportunity to try new experiments! A hair growth serum!

Yea

Also I didn't add my ocs because I didn't feel like it , so yea

#carmen sandiego headcanons #carmen sandeigo netflix #el topo #le chevre #jeantonio #cs tigress #cs player #graham calloway #cs crackle #cs shadowsan #cs fanart #cs paperstar #dash haber #countess cleo #coach brunt #vile faculty #vile operatives #gunnar maelstrom #dr bellum #cs zack #cs ivy #mime bomb

[thirteenth-fangirl]

Bellum : We aren't dating!

Maelstrom : What do bees make?

Bellum : Honey?

Cleo : Yes, darling?

Brunt : Don't ever lie to us like that again

#carmen sandiego #cleobellum #countess cleo #dr bellum #professor maelstrom #coach brunt #vile faculty #incorrect cs quotes

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

player week prompt 7: "I'm not going anywhere."

last one!! i couldn't figure out what to do(again TT) so now it's kind of like a prompt poem? have fun lol

@playerappreciationweek tysm for this event!!! it was so fun :D

rating: gen

warnings: implied kidnapping

characters: VILE, ACME, Player

“I’m not going anywhere.”

a lie in its own right,

a fate that one cannot escape, try as they might.

a young boy trying to help his friend,

stuck in a situation 

where rampant runs manipulation.

black sheeps and white hats

aren’t enough to save him

when he’d targeted by the organization.

VILE has its eyes on any friend of Red’s,

and ACME does too.

so it was expected he’d be caught, but the question was who?

it was an unfortunate coincidence

that it was VILE in the end

that caught the white hat friend. 

it’s a difficult game to win,

but the team’s not letting him go so easily.

what’ll happen? i suppose we’ll wait and see.

so, personal note: this is gonna be my last time on tumblr for a while, hopefully. ive made posts for most of the year tho, so yall shd be getting content like every month still lol. love yall, see u!! :)

#player #csplayerweek2023 #cs player #player cs #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #acme #vile #vile faculty

[skipppppy]

Abusing the Carmen Sandiego tier list maker to rank the characters on the stupidest shit I can think of. Give me suggestions

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #shadowsan #zack cs #ivy cs #julia argent #chase devineaux #chief cs #vile faculty #countess cleo #dr bellum #coach brunt #professor maelstrom #roundabout #el topo #le chevre #tigress cs #mime bomb #neal the eel #paper star #lady dokuso #the troll #vlad and boris #agent zari

[rueitae]

Gen

Rating: T

Chapter Summary: Roundabout plays a game with Player.

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #player bouchard #cs fanfic #angst with a happy ending #eventually #tw: captivity #tw: emotional abuse #Rueitae #protective player is what keeps me writing #all I ever want is for him to go off on the Faculty for Carmen’s sake

[vileacademyofficial]

we are mildly miffed to have to get back onto the laptop to announce Intern’s tragic death via fucking up a caper so we will be posting in his stead until we can find a suitable replacement

ha.

look at your face. you believed me, you pathetic Fool. this is why I’m the smartest person on faculty. My intellect is unrivalled …

anyways You people have been victim to what we like to call. An “April fools prnak’”. Intern is very much alive hahaha but she did very much fuck up and Also we found out she’s being a little shit on the blog TO US so this is karmic justice. she’s also a little bit hospitalised right now so we are online for a week !! please hold your applause we will be personally answering all your questions

#faculty posts #due to the special occasion of Intern Being Grievously Injured we are back to posting for a week #it feels nice to be back on the collective laptop again. watching coach brunt try to beat the others up to get laptop custody is so nostalg #vile faculty #vileacademyofficial #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #intern cs

[jackie-shitposts]

VILE Faculty!! is so interesting!!

[image description: A screenshot taken from the Netflix reboot of Carmen Sandiego. The VILE faculty sits at their table. Shadowsan and Brunt are on opposite ends of the table, looking at each other with distaste. Maelstrom sits next to Brunt with a smirk on his face. Cleo is in the middle observing. Dr Bellum sits between Shadowsan and Cleo. Four monitors are in front of bellum on adjustable arms. She isnt paying attention to the others at all. /End description]

Shadowsan and Brunt's conflict is so awesome. Seeing how firey they both are about their opposing stances and how that clashes with each other. They both believe they have Carmen's best interest at heart. But ultimately, Shadowsan is the one to truly support carmen.

its also interesting to see the cleaners have bias towards brunt, as they follow her orders without the rest of the faculty permitting it. I wonder how that would have worked out if Maelstrom had betrayed Brunt in the future, like it was foreshadowed in S4.

#csweekly #cs weekly #carmen sandiego #VILE #vile faculty #shadowsan #coach brunt #carmen sandeigo #the cleaners