#crush ; qrow ✰

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

#qrow branwen #raven branwen #watermelon crush #rwby poll

[starwarskawaii]

No I don't think Qrow is Ruby's dad.

Yes I ship hummingbird.

We exist.

#rwby #qrow #qrow x summer #yes i am a hypocrite #but i love angy birb and sunshine girl #the dynamic of him having unrequited crush on her while she thinks of him as the brother she never had gives me feels #hummingbird rwby #flownnorth

[luxcruor]

gives qrow a mighty hug from the side and kisses all over his cheek

.* RANDOM ASKS. / @desuetmort.

" h-- ? O UF!! " damn she hits like a BULLET train. ( he always could take huge hits in stride. ) qrow's mouth curves into a FOUND smile as her arms stabilize him in the moment. her strength was immense , pulling a strained noise from qrow as if he were a toy. a gravely chuckle follows as his cheek is assaulted with NO MERCY. hearing that voice brought a warmth back to his skin like the rays of a summer sun.

" well, hey t'you too, snow dove. "

#、 ⠀ ་ ⸼ ⸒ ✴ ⠀ ⠀ interactions › qrow branwen. #that's her nickname #this tough guy getting sweet for his lady #( pls dont crush him he's pretty ) #desuetmort

[eiiskonigin]

@flightofaqrow: 9, 10

9. Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Hands, without question. She tends to watch people's hands quite a bit, so she's developed a keen attraction to them, and she'll often kiss her partners hands and fingers when she's being affectionate.

Beyond that, it's probably eyes and backs. Winter has a bit of trouble making eye contact with people, but she is no less attracted to a person's eyes -- especially when they are expressive. As for backs, that's one she can't explain so much.

10. Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Mostly male, although she's not disinterested in women. Winter finds herself attracted to women more often on a physical level more than an emotional one, so she's certainly had some crushes -- mostly when she was in school, and was first sort of figuring out that girls good, girls soft but she hasn't really explored that.

I think the only real crush on a woman she has these days is on Robyn, and that's mostly one that she's a bit confused by. It's at odds with her need to hold her at arms length because of social cues. It's a bit of a back and forth -- she admires her strength and finds her physically attractive, but knows their ideals are not always aligned.

vanilla sunday meme

#( flightofaqrow / qrow branwen ) / ✦ if you wanna break these walls down you're gonna get bruised . #( answered ) / ✦ do i make myself clear ? #( headcanon ) / ✦ your destiny was chosen for you . #/ winter's crush on robyn is basically a schoolyard crush because they barely interact #/ but she's like ''she strong!! she cool!! oh shit she also hates the institution i work for''

[killjoygem]

Im watching an episode of Lucifer and I dont really know what's going on bc I havent watched most of the rest of it but this priest guy keeps telling one of the characters that even if Lucifer isn't personally killing people, death and destruction follows him and therefore she needs to kill him. And I think that's a really interesting ethical conundrum.

Obviously, I'm sure Lucifer isn't a perfect man, but hypothetically imagine a situation where you have a person who is generally a pretty good person but no matter what they do people die around them. And it isn't just coincidence, its definitely a case of "when this person is around, people start dying", is it morally justifiable to kill that person?

#moral philosophy #ethical question #Lucifer #you could probably also apply this to Qrow from rwby but like a more extreme version where his semblance constantly gets people killed #also side note Lucifer's crush on chloe is so cute i hope things work out with them 😭

[justrandom9]

james and qrow drunk, karaoke together to express their sadness against one guy

James- Every time you come around, you know I can't say no Every time the sun goes down, I let you take control I can feel the paradise before my world implodes And tonight had something wonderful

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Qrow- My bad habits lead to late nights endin' alone Conversations with a stranger I barely know Swearin' this will be the last, but it probably won't I got nothin' left to lose, or use, or do!

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James- My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space And I know I'll lose control of the things that I say

Qrow- Yeah, I was lookin' for a way out, now I can't escape Nothin' happens after two, it's true

James/Qrow- It's true, my bad habits lead to you!

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James/Qrow- Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh My bad habits lead to you

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James- Every pure intention ends when the good times start

Qrow- Fallin' over everything to reach the first time's spark It started under neon lights, and then it all got dark

James- I only know how to go too far

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James/Qrow- We took the long way 'round And burned 'til the fun ran out, now

I got nothin' left to lose, or use, or do

(intensely look at ozpin)

Salem- You always were keen in breaking hearts aren´t you, my dear ozma.

ozpin(blushing, embarrassed, guilty)- I´m aware! and I don´t blame them

#rwby #rwby qrow #rwby james #rwby ozpin #bad habit #bring me the horizon #ed sheeran #two guys singing about their crush #Qrow used to man crush oz #james used to man crush oz #but oz lies #broke their trust #rwby salem #salem poking fun on her husband #laughing at breaking countless men and women #trust and love #ozpin ashamed hurting them #and other before them #Headcanon #shitpost #incorrect quotes #Qrow drink his pain away #James supress his emotion

[superiorsturgeon]

RWBYJNPORE: *gathered in a circle, sipping drinks and watching*

Ren: *unboxes vacuum*

Jaune: *pours crushed chips on Weiss’ hardwood floor*

Ren: *plugs vacuum in and slowly moves over the mess*

RWBYJNPOE: *watching with baited breath*

Ren: *steps back, revealing perfectly clean floor*

RWBYJNPORE: *going crazy* 🥳

Raven: Is this really what the young people do at parties now?

Qrow: I guess…?

Taiyang: *losing his shit with everyone else* Did you SEE that floor?! 🤩

Source: here!

#rwby #team rwby #team jnpr #raven branwen #jaune arc #lie ren #qrow branwen #Taiyang xiao long #clean hard floors fuck yeah #source: tumblr

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

You know, because it's hard to give a massive amount of character in one post, I'm gonna list stuff about alternate rusted knights here

Repentant Thief: Emerald Sustrai, desperate for company used her semblance to hallucinate her friends/allies. Over time as her memory of them began failing, the illusions became flatter, more generic in their kindness and support, and at some points she truly believes that's what RWBY and Co. were like, while at others she can't stand the sight of them, the inaccuracies making her sick to her stomach.

She waits for her Heroes. The ones that saved her before.

She wears leather armor with a Leather helm that covers the lower portion of her face, with a large cloak and hood over all of it. her pants are very similar to previoupairs, simply plainer and sturdier. She has traded heels in for full hiking boots.

~~~~~

Fathomless Angler: Clover Ebi, now an old man, has grown tired, very, very tired. So tired he no longer cares to find a way out, and lets time slip by - He never read The Girl that fell Through the World, his knowledge of it's tale being minimal. He figures this is some twisted afterlife, that he'd done wrong fighting Qrow and has to let himself be punished for fighting his friend.

He Waits, as catching a fish is mostly waiting for it to take the bait. He's still trying to figure out his fish.

Clover wears a faded, dusty Atlesian coat, meant to have water and snow slide right off, with a large scarf and slick bucket hat. due to lack of care, his beard has grown long and scraggly, a veritable bush of salt and pepper. He wears Waders in place of his old Military boots.

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The Cobalt Knight (Oxidized Cobalt): Alyx, upon deciding to amend her mistakes in the Ever After was assaulted by The Curious Cat. Jaune Arc, the Rusted Knight, still sick from the poison rushed to her aid. In the end, Alyx was saved, and the cat slinked away to lick it's wounds.

Jaune's didn't make it, and was swallowed by the tree.

Alyx, unable to heal him, to fix this mistake took up his weapons and trained. She was smart - out maneuvering and outsmarting the cat for years until she was able to fight it directly. Then they stayed apart, the Cat not wanting to risk themself, and Alyx not wanting to her own life in revenge.

Alyx waits for the same reasons Jaune did - Guilt, anger, self-loathing, and a need to help RWBY, with all the same weapons he fought with; Mind, Sword, and Shield.

She wears armor like Jaune's only simpler, and lighter, and in FAR better condition - only a little dirty and scuffed.

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The Frosted Empress (Lonely): Weiss Schnee, Knowing all she had to do was wait, did just that. She waited. and Waited. And waited. She did her best to stay stable, she practiced arts, she kept up her training, she began to speak to herself in off moments, she never got along with people too much liker herself so Alyx was a handful to deal with.

She oscillates between a very sweet, matronly figure, and an Icy, bitchy Vol-1-esque personality, with moments of lucidity being not too uncommon.

This Weiss wears very simply constructed outfits - basic chain mail and dresses, with immense ornamentation, and a veil, like one would wear at a funeral. She has many different trinkets - leaves, feathers, jewelry and what not.

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The Wilted Rose: Ruby Rose fell into the Ever After, and Suffered. She fought as much as she always had, but with no support, no clear goal and the weight of her failings crushing her, Alyx and Lewis were the Straws that broke the Camel's back.

She Ascended into the one person she knew could do anything.

Summer rose.

As motherly and sweet as ever, this rose has thorns only for The Curious Cat - even if she can't remember why.

She looks like an older Summer. With like, very graying hair. It's just Summer Rose.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #alyx rwby #rwby alyx #clover ebi #emerald sustrai #alternative rusted knight #rwby au

[pilot-boi]

Don't think about Jaune getting out of the Ever After and everyone trying to get him to rest and take it easy, only for him to bolt out of bed screeching "I'm Late!" every time he sleeps past sunrise.

Don't think about him handing Ren a pair of rocks every time he sees him climbing something, and looking so crushed whenever Ren just stares at them in confusion.

Don't think about Jaune trying to protect Nora from lightning storms she should be perfectly safe from, while she just wonders why he's tying to take away a lightning rod she doesn't have.

Don't think about Jaune constantly walking around whatever place they settle down in, obviously but unconsciously On Patrol, looking for danger.

Don't think about him seeing Qrow in bird form and having to remind himself not to attack him.

Don't think about Jaune randomly throwing water on any flame he sees at set times in the day.

Don't think about Jaune quietly, silently mourning a people he knew for years and instead of projecting his Human friends onto them, now doing the opposite.

Don't think about how much he's lost again, how much was taken away.....

NONONONONO YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY HOW COULD YOU

#rwby #jaune arc #paper pleasers #anonymous #mine #asks #rwby spoilers #rwby volume 9

[howi99]

Project A.R.C Memory 2

Jaune: Mister Qrow Branwen, my name is Jaune. I'm the android sent by Atlas. I looked for you at Signal but nobody knew where you were. They said you were probably having a drink nearby, i was lucky to find you at the fifth bar!

Qrow: *looking at his drink* What do you want?

Jaune: You were sent a mission this evening, an homicide, involving a huntsman relied to the A.R.C project. In accordance with procedure, the facility has allocated a specialized model to assist on the investigation.

Qrow: Well i don't need any assistant. Specially not from a tin can like you. So just be a good lil robot and get the fuck outta here.

Jaune: I understand some people are uncomfortable in the presence of an android but i am-

Qrow: *cut the phrase* I am perfectly comfortable. Now back off, before i crush you like an empty beer can!

Jaune: ... You know what? I'll buy you one for the road. What do you say?

Jaune look at the bartender, having a little smile.

Jaune: Bartender? The same again please!

Qrow: *sarcastically* See that junior? Wonder of technology. Make it a double.

The bartender make his drink. Qrow drink it, take a deep breath then:

Qrow: Did you say homicide?

#jaune arc #qrow branwen #rwby au #rwby #detroit become human

[marcmarcmomarc]

Ruby telling this story in front of the whole Remnant Alliance, using Robyn’s Lie Detection to prove what she’s telling them is the truth, inspired by this post:

ROBYN: So what happened on the other side of the portals?

RUBY: Well, after I fell, I met a talking mouse I named Little, then we found Weiss and Blake captured by a whole village of talking mice whom we convinced to let them go, then we found Yang fighting a Jabberwalker while missing her arm, then we realized we were in our favorite childhood fairy tale, The Girl Who Fell Through the World.

OSCAR: That fairy tale actually happened?

RUBY: Then we went to the village in the Crimson Acre to bargain with the Jinxy Peddler for Yang’s arm.

EMERALD: You met the Jinxy Peddler?

VELVET: Was he cute?

WEISS: Yeah.

RUBY: And he was older than he was in the book. Anyway, toy soldiers won the arm, and we only got it back from them because Little tried stealing another “fine treasure”, exposing Jinxy’s treasures as fakes. The soldiers escorted us to the Crimson Castle, at first to arrest us for stealing Yang’s arm, or “royal property”, before I traded Penny’s sword, with a story of her being the greatest warrior to ever live.

REMNANT ALLIANCE:

RUBY: The occasion was the birthday of who we thought was the Red King, but turned out to be the Red Prince, who was more of a spoiled brat than Weiss was at Beacon.

YANG: (nudging Weiss) Heh-heh.

RUBY: Then we challenged him to a game of chess, where he shrunk the girls to the size of chess pawns, and when we beat him, he threw a tantrum and wanted us beheaded, and the Curious Cat rescued us.

NORA: The Curious Kitty?!

REN: Were they as chatty as the book made them out to be?

RUBY: Mm-hm. Not to mention easily distracted. Anyway, they took us to look for ingredients for a Growgurt Parfait in the Garden Acre, and we met a smoking caterpillar called Herb who drugged us into seeing our past selves via leaves from the Great Tree, which we all rejected, well, which the other girls rejected, I almost gave in, before the Cat stopped me, then got Herb swallowed by a hole in the ground.

TAI: You guys did drugs?

QROW: Whoa, whoa, don’t start drinking like me, girls.

RUBY: Anyway, the Cat led us to a market to keep looking for the Parfait ingredients. Along the way, they told us about Ascension, a process that occurs when an Afteran is no longer doing the assigned role that they are supposed to be, triggered by them losing their ways, wearing out, doubting themselves, or even just finishing their assigned tasks, upon which they are taken to the Great Tree and repurposed into someone or something else with a new identity, personality, and role. Their memories are erased in the process, but the heart barely ever forgets.

REMNANT ALLIANCE: Ooh.

RUBY: And then, the market was attacked by Jabberwalkers using Neopolitan’s Semblance. We had all of the ingredients for the Parfait, and the girls grew back to normal size just as we got assistance from the Rusted Knight riding his white rabbit.

WHITLEY: You know, Weiss had a crush on the Rusted Knight when she was a kid.

BLAKE: I think everyone had a crush on the Rusted Knight at some point.

RUBY: Well, things didn’t help when he turned out to be a grown-up Jaune with longer hair and a beard, who grabbed a fruit that sent him back in time twenty years right after he landed.

REMNANT ALLIANCE:

NORA: Oh, my Gods, Jaune.

JAUNE: I was stuck there isolated from other human contact, too.

YANG: Weiss certainly loved how mature he was.

RUBY: And the white rabbit was a jackalope Jaune named Juniper.

NORA: Aw, Jaune.

RUBY: Then Jaune told us his perspective on the Tree, that he believed it was death, that Alyx backstabbed her brother Lewis, the author of the fairy tale, who wrote the story the way he wished it had happened, and that the Cat couldn’t be trusted, then we got sent to a punderstorm, which creates a physical manifestation of a mental or emotional problem. Jaune, Weiss, and I were sent to metaphorical and literal crossroads, while Yang and Blake were sent to two broken, wooden, rickety bridges connected to a giant pillar they could only advance toward if they were honest about their feelings for each other. Yeah, Yang and Blake are girlfriends now.

REMNANT ALLIANCE:

NORA: See, Ren? I told you there was more going on!

KALI: Our baby girl found love?

TAI: With my sunny little dragon?

RAVEN: She really is your daughter, then, Tai.

RUBY: Then the Cat bailed on us after mistaking us for selfishly using them to get home, and once the storm passed, Jaune let us spend the night in his house in the Origami Acre, then he introduced us the next morning to a village of paper stars called the Paper Pleasers whose purpose was finished and kept trying to go to the Tree to gain a new purpose, but Jaune had been stopping them for as long as he knew them. Then Neo’s Jabberwalkers attacked, and while we were distracted, the Paper Pleasers finally managed to commit mass suicide via destroying the koi pond dam, then when the girls asked me to help comfort Jaune, I blew up at them for caring more about everyone else’s feelings or getting home, and taking my mental health for granted and ignoring my suffering…

REMNANT ALLIANCE:

WBY+J:

RUBY: …then I ran away, came across the Abandoned Acre, and entered a random mansion, where Neo had made clone illusions of Roman Torchwick, Penny, Pyrrha, Professor Lionheart, Clover, Professor Ozpin, and General Ironwood, and used them to physically and psychologically destroy me, and when the chaos was over, I didn’t want to be me anymore, not helped by Torchwick’s question: “Do you really think you can stand to watch more of your friends fall, or are you ready to admit the truth? That the world would just be better off without you?”

REMNANT ALLIANCE (passing tissues around):

RUBY: Then Neo offered me tea made from leaves from the Tree intended to wipe me from existence, then the Cat blasted her away, but then turned out to be evil and tried to possess me, then Neo fought them off and stomped Little to death, then I drank the tea, offing myself, and got swallowed by the Tree.

YANG: (tearing up) Oh, Rubes.

RUBY: Then I met a Blacksmith, who I also found at the market, or, rather, she found me, and then she presented me with a choice to either be someone else or myself. I saw my mom’s weapon and was treated to a vision of the night she left with Raven on another one of Ozpin’s secret missions and never came back.

TAI: (turns accusingly at…) Raven?

RAVEN: (sheepishly) Uh, surprise?

HARE: (to Ruby) Wait. What did you say your mother’s name was again?

RUBY: Summer.

HARE: (muttering) So, her uncle is Qrow, her father is Taiyang, and her sister’s mother is Raven. All are members of Team STRQ. Summer, Summer, Summer… (out loud) Summer Rose, the leader of Team STRQ, was your mother?

REMNANT ALLIANCE (walla): Summer?…Summer Rose?…The previous silver-eyed Huntress?…That’s Summer Rose’s daughter?

RUBY: Yeah. And then, I finally chose to be myself and grow into a better Huntress. And I. Came. Back, and helped the girls fight the evil Cat. And we won.

REMNANT ALLIANCE:

RUBY: And then Neo killed the Cat with the Jabberwalkers, who, by the way, are the only creatures to prevent Ascension if they eat Afterans. And, according to the girls, Neo was possessed by the Cat, and she chose to accept Torchwick’s death and undergo her own Ascension. Oh, and Little ascended, too, into who we called Somewhat, and succeeded Jaune as the protector of the Ever After. And then, we had made it to the Tree, and we walked through the door back home, landed inside the plane of the Tree met the Blacksmith again at her workshop, and when we noticed two statues of the Brother Gods, she told us their backstory. That the Ever After was overfilled with plants and dangerous wildlife in its primordial years, but the Brothers were created to clear it out. Then they created the Afterans as well as the different acres for them to live in. They designed new creations that would replace them in maintaining the Ever After. This was how the Cat was created. They later created the Jabberwalker as a form of destruction. However, the two disagreed on whether it disrupted the balance or not and began to wage war.

OSCAR: (scoffs) What else is new?

RUBY: The Blacksmith told us how balance isn’t supposed to be two opposing forces locked in battle; balance is an ecosystem, an organism, and a living thing, thus balance isn’t restored with force or manipulation, it’s restored naturally, requiring love and patience to see it through to the end. The Gods got to Remnant because the Ever After created a door to a “greater beyond” for the Gods, so they can leave and experiment in creating new worlds as much as they like.

NORA: (snickering) So the Tree basically said, “You think you have life sorted out? Then get out of my house”?

RUBY: Pretty much.

TEAM RWBY, JAUNE, AND REMNANT ALLIANCE:

YANG: (wiping a tear) Oh, my Gods, that’s such a hilarious way of looking at it. Thanks, Nora.

RUBY: Anyway, the Blacksmith told us that we have impacted the Ever After significantly; just like Somewhat, Alyx, and Lewis, and that the Cat caused a bad impact, and then she made us a portal in the desert on the outskirts of the city, and now you’re all caught up.

#rwby #greenlight volume 10 #team rwby #rwby little #jabberwalker #ever after #the jinxy peddler #red prince #curious cat #herbalist #rusted knight #jaune arc #juniper #rwby alyx #bumbleby #paper pleasers #neopolitan #roman torchwick #penny polendina #pyrrha nikos #leonardo lionheart #clover ebi #professor ozpin #james ironwood #rwby blacksmith #summer rose #raven branwen #god of light #god of darkness #the remnant alliance

[artbyfuji]

Do you have any fav food headcanons for STRQ?

summer: everyone get on my spinach & cheese omelette agenda 🤩 anyway she also loves arroz con pollo. it was one of the first meals she taught yang how to make.

the twins: raven's is braised rabbit & qrow's is venison stew... they probably only get to eat it once or twice a year. (branwen twins "don't make it obvious we grew up in the woods" challenge: failed.) a plate of steak & potatoes would also make them happy. butttt their favorite childhood meal was oyakodon 👍 i can imagine qrow making it for ruby & yang sometimes when they were young.

tai: mapo tofu (with extra chili flakes) he seems like the type to have a pantry shelf just for a hot sauce collection. second place is his shrimp fried rice. yang is allergic to shellfish. this was a crushing blow to him.

#oh i'm in trouble 😭 a long ass post rambling about their food preferences & quirks is probably in my future... #these can all fit for canon & AUs 👍 #extra notes: #oyakodon is chicken & egg rice bowls. something the twins' mother always made. major headcanon territory. caution tape all over this post. #i like maria adopts the twins AUs so this would be something she learns to make for them when they start living with her. #tai LOVES spicy food (fairly high limit). so does summer (she has no spice limit. something is wrong with her). #raven dates those two so her tolerance to spice improved over time. qrow avoids spicy food (he gets acid reflux.) #god help me if someone says “what about cookies for summer?” 😭 (i think she doesn't have a sweet tooth.)

[howlingday]

Bob’s Burger/Nora’s Arc, who’s the “Teddy” to Jaune’s “Bob”? https://youtu.be/SSeOnYy-6QU?si=LemvYdcgL7XvdIuh

Link

I'm gonna be real with you on this one, just like with every other one I've been on, my go to answer was going to be Nora, since every other time I did Teddy, I remember it being Yang. Heck, with that video, I imagined Weiss and Yang as Bob and Teddy. However, after watching THIS, only one character comes to mind for me... Or I would say that, if other characters didn't pop up.

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Thrum: We don't celebrate War Day.

Neptune: WHAT?!

Magnum: We're like the Atlesians and the Horn Festival.

Neptune: Or me at a lesbian bar... Last night... Jaune, I watched an entire hockey game last night and nobody noticed. It was like my semblance was invisibility!

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Jacques: Well, it's time I go crush someone's dreams.

Neptune: Mine?

Jacques: No, my good man. Someone clearly beat me to it a long time ago.

Neptune: Oh, good.

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Neptune: I just stopped by to show you guys my new nutcracker! It's the same kind The Grimm Reaper used when she killed that Nevermore! Ha...

Neptune: ...I spent 49 Lien on this.

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Jaune: No offense, Sun, but I can't really trust you for a taste test. You'll pretty much eat anything.

Sun: What? No way, dude! I'm a pretty picky eater.

Jaune: ...Eat this. (Holds out thing)

Sun: (Eats it) What was it?

Jaune: (Holds up sponge)

Sun: ...DON'T FEED PEOPLE SPONGES, DUDE!

Jaune: (Snickering) You put it in your mouth, Sun!

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Sun: I wonder how much hair I've eaten over the years. Probably a whole mullet's worth.

Nora: (Dry heaves)

Sun: Worth it. (Bites into burger)

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Nora: Jaune, I gotta go. Sun just ate a spoonful of wasabi.

Sun: (Crying) I thought it was guacamole! (Breathing) Ah... Oh, here's the guacamole. (Eats) AGH! NOPE! WASABI AGAIN!

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Sun: I don't buy anything off a truck except stereos and stamps.

Sun: ...I loved that stamp truck, though.

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Qrow: I gotta go to my cousin's wedding this weekend. Not looking forward to that.

Nora: Is this the cousin you got to second base with?

Qrow: Nah, that was my second cousin, and it was third base.

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Qrow: Hey, good to be young, right?

Jaune: I'm forty-three.

Qrow: Oh my god, I... I have to start working out.

Nora: Yes, you do.

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Qrow: Kid! You're pouring ketchup in my coffee!

Jaune: Oh! Sorry! I was distracted!

Qrow: Ugh... Now my coffee is all ruined.

Qrow: Unless... (Drinks) UGH! Nope! That wasn't good at all!

Qrow: ...Wait, let me try it again. (Drinks) AGH! Nope! Still bad! Still gross!

Qrow: Then again... (Drinks) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Nora: Qrow, stop drinking.

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Qrow: (Wearing Jaune's apron) Here ya go, Qrow, my best friend ever! The Qrowin' Win! I named it after you because we have fun, right?

Qrow: (Takes off apron, Sits at counter) We have a lot fun, kid.

Qrow: (Runs back, Puts on apron) You're the best.

Qrow: I'm the best? You're the best! And, uh, thanks for not being salty about me marrying Nora. Oh, and, uh, thanks for being my best man.

Qrow: Stop it. I was happy to give the woman I loved away to you. And I would do it again in a heartbeat.

Qrow: Thanks, Jaune! You're amazing!

Qrow: Qrow, this is gonna sound crazy, but can I live with you guys?

Qrow: Of course! We can adopt you! You can be my son! I married your wife, and you'll be my son! What a day!

Qrow: I love you, Dad!

Qrow: And I love you, my son.

#rwby #jaune arc #nora's arc #nora valkyrie #neptune vasilias #rwbabies #sun wukong #qrow branwen #jacques schnee #my answer #my answers #my thoughts #bob's burgers

[vecnawrites]

Genderbend Jellies: Qrow eats it and turns into a busty woman like his sister. Next time, he should be careful what Tai gives him. All while in front of his nieces and their friend Jaune, just perfect.

“God Damn it, Taiyang Xiao Long!” a feminine roar filled the air as a busty woman in slacks and a white dress shirt thundered, her massive breasts bouncing in her shirt, the fabric straining and clinging to the mounds, her nipples bleeding through, the fat nubs nearly poking through and the pink clearly visible through the thin white of her shirt. “I know you’re behind this!” the hunter turned huntress stomping off after the cackling blonde.

Yang shook her head, looking as though she had seen a ghost. With his gender flipped, Uncle Qrow definitely looked like her mother. “Well...that was...something, right Ruby, Jaune?” she asked, only to gawk at her half sister.

She had tackled Jaune to the floor and was currently smothering him in her chest, her arms around her head, chanting, “Filth, filth, filth…” under her breath, her own eyes closed in such a way she obviously didn’t notice what she was doing.

She settled for taking a quick picture to tease her sister with, since she would deny, deny, deny doing such a thing to her crush later on…

After all, wasn’t that what big sisters were for~?

#Halloween Confucktions #Genderbend Jellies #Qrow Branwen #Ruby Rose #Yang Xiao Long #Jaune Arc #Taiyang Xiao Long #Ruby Is Of Age

[lovingdabeessss]

Blake randomly lore dumping because it makes her ✨cool✨ and ✨mysterious✨ to her crush but it’s like the most traumatic things yangs ever heard “✨I once went an entire week without eating or sleeping to complete a mission✨” “Blake that’s terrible we’re getting you something to eat” Blake gets a cut and try’s to stitch it back together herself and Yang has to keep stopping her and bringing her to the nurse

Meanwhile Yang and Ruby who are the trademark good happy family will drop trauma the way siblings do where they’re like “dude this reminds me of when uncle Qrow abandoned us in the wood-“ “OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT dude remember that time-“ it’s like the funniest thing to them meanwhile actually happy family Blake is like ???? And Weiss is just “this is how poor people are” she’s also like “mood” with many things which makes Blake somehow even more concerned then before

Weiss eventually joins in on this when they all get closer and they start talking about the highs and lows of drunken caregivers and neglect and it makes everyone really love klein

Weiss and Ruby need to bond over similar trauma more they’ve both got neglect from father drunken other caretaker and then the person who wasn’t supposed to take care of them doing it which for Ruby was Yang who was a child but still where is that content?? Where is it Rwby fandom??? I don’t see it

If someone has some tell me

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #klein sieben #qrow branwen #Weiss: I wish my sister loved me #Ruby: you can borrow Yang!! she’s a bit much #yang: 🥺 #Ruby: you are the loudest one at all of my events!! #Yang: I’m sorry I’m SUPPORTIVE #Ruby: ITS A SCIENCE FAIR NOT A SPORTS GAME #greenlight volume 10

[notmaplemable]

The Raven Zone

Summer and Raven: *In Raven's tent*

Raven: This is my bandit pad.

Summer: Cool.

Raven: Not many boys come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently.

Summer: I'd like to be in the friendzone. I like friends.

Raven: It's not as pleasant as you'd think. *Holds up picture of Tai with a badly drawn Raven kissing him on the cheek* They don't treat you like a friend, *crushes picture* they treat you like an item.

Raven: *Singe tear rolls down her cheek* Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these men. But unfortunately as a bandit, I don't get respect.

Summer: Well I'm not a bandit, so maybe they'll respect me. *insert dreamy Qrow thought bubble here*

Raven: ...That just makes you a beta cuck.

Summer: *Doesn't know what that is*

Raven: That is the difference between you and I Summer. I'm an alpha bandit queen.

Summer: ...

Raven: Anyway, where we portaling to?

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Don't ask me why I decided to do this with Summer and Raven. I don't fucking know.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #raven branwen #summer rose #hummingbird #tairaven