#crowley that's not how you use a smartphone

[avocado-writing]

Yello! I want something fluffy but funny so I thought I’d request an aziraphale x crowley x reader where the reader is tech savvy, and by tech savvy I mean just basic knowledge of gadgets and such, but to crowley and aziraphale, tech savvy. Reader introduces them to a lot of gadgets and they’re both so amazed.

Bonus points for nina and maggie confused in the background because it’s literally just basic things but crowley and aziraphale act like it’s fucking magic (also ik crowley has a smartphone, but still!)

notes: I love this request so much. I really enjoyed writing it! (And don’t worry just because Crowley has a smartphone doesn’t mean he actually knows how to use it, take a look at almost any person above the age of 60)

pairing: aziraphale x gn!reader x crowley

rating: G

“Darling, the printer isn’t working.”

“Have you tried pressing ‘Control + P’, Aziraphale?”

“Yes. It’s not doing anything, devilish thing.”

You sigh, put your book down, and head over to your angel’s desk. He’s trying to print out a screenshot he’s taken of a picture you sent him the other day. It’s a cat meme. He’s rather taken with them, and likes to have copies to look at across the bookshop. You have explained he can just save the image itself but he doesn’t quite seem to understand that. 

“Ah you see Aziraphale, the problem is that you haven’t actually turned it on.”

“Oh!” he exclaims as you reach over to the power switch. The printer lights up and begins to spit out a dozen copies of the image Aziraphale has now lined up in its queue. As you try to force it to stop, Crowley saunters up behind you. 

“Can you help me get these to connect? They’re not—”

“Yes, one second,” you say, thumping the machine as it makes a sharp noise, and handing a pile of print-outs to Aziraphale. “Headphones again?”

Crowley nods, a little petulantly. You fish out the buds and put them in your ears, waiting until you see they’ve connected on the Bluetooth. 

“Here,” you sigh. You wonder if any of this is actually worth it. Yes, it’s nice for the three of you to have a group chat, but having to constantly remind them that most of these devices have to be connected to electricity is grating on you a little. 

“Oh, I’ve just got a message from Nina on my mobile telephone!” Aziraphale announces. You see him pause over the passcode screen and you brace for him to ask you what it is, again, but he remembers at the last second. “She asks if you can go over and help with the tills, she says they’re… well, I’m not going to repeat what she’s written here but in nicer terms they seem to have broken.”

“Aziraphale please stop telling her that I’m some sort of tech genius. I’m not. I just know how to press buttons correctly.”

“Come on, believe in yourself,” yells Crowley. You roll your eyes and take out one of his headphones. 

“Crowley, I can hear you over your music! You don’t need to shout!”

He sniffs. “It’s a podcast actually.”

“I can tell her that but she might be disappointed,” Aziraphale says, looking at you with Those Eyes. He’ll win, he’ll always win, because you can’t say no to him. You groan. 

“Alright. Tell her I’m on my way - but not to get her hopes up!”

Aziraphale beams at you. As you leave the shop, the printer tells him it’s run out of ink, so he goes about ordering an entirely new one off the internet. 

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#aziraphale x reader #crowley x reader x aziraphale #crowley x reader #good omens x reader #ineffable husbands x reader #request

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Malleus Draconia Dorm Uniform Personal Story: Part 1

"Briar Valley's own."

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

[Mirror Chamber]

Crowley: Now, the Dorm Leader meeting will come to order.

Crowley: Today's agenda begins with…

Lilia: Apologies! I'm terribly late!

Crowley: AAAH!!!!

Crowley: V-Vanrouge-kun… When did you slip into the Mirror Chamber? Don't startle me so!

Lilia: Ah, thousand pardons. It's only, Malleus has disappeared.

Lilia: While Silver and Sebek are currently out searching for him, for the time being, I will attend the meeting in his stead as the Vice Dorm Leader.

Crowley: Eh? …AH!

Crowley: NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT... DRACONIA-KUN ISN'T HERE!!

Lilia: …Did you all forget? About poor Malleus?

Kalim: S-Sorry… I totally thought someone else would let him know.

Leona: Hah. I ain't his babysitter, and why should we have to go so far as to say, "Oh, Malleus-kun, let's go to the meeting together."

Vil: You know, I've been thinking ever since I became a Dorm Leader this year…

Vil: Malleus isn't ever at these meetings, is he?

Idia: Yeah! I want to know about that too.

Idia: Even I'm forcing myself here remotely, even though I def don't wanna be here.

Idia: IT'S NOT FAIR THAT MALLEUS-SHI GETS TO SKIP ALL THE TIME! OBJECTION!

Azul: Indeed, these slights against us does not foster a good feeling.

Azul: He is continuously absent. On occasions where he actually does attend, he is constantly tardy. I can only assume that he thinks very little of this meeting.

Lilia: Malleus has no such intention. I know he must be hoping to participate in these meetings with you all.

Vil: All this lip service means nothing so long as no results follow.

Vil: Leona, Riddle. You must have indulged him a considerable amount last year to allow Malleus's despotic behavior to continue like this.

Leona: Us, indulge him? …You can say that because you don't know how much I had to deal with last year.

Riddle: Leona-senpai just dictated, but I was the one who really had to handle everything.

Riddle: In the beginning, the Dorm Leaders last year attempted to enact many a plan in order to have Malleus-senpai attend the meeting.

Riddle: We would send him several reminders via email, send physical letters, and even went directly to his dormitory…

Idia: Aaand how'd that go?

Leona: A total failure. That bastard doesn't check his email, and that bat over there kept losing the letters.

Leona: When we went to the dorm, those zealous draconians'd be on alert and wouldn't let anyone in.

Leona: It's the biggest pain I've ever had to deal with. Why does everyone else have to run around for him, instead of him workin' on it?

Riddle: Like I said earlier, the one running around was me… Ahem. Anyway, we did all we could.

Riddle: Everything else is up to Malleus-senpai.

Azul: So, essentially…The two of you gave up on Malleus-san.

Vil: Even Leona the slacker gets dragged here by Ruggie, and Idia the shut-in participates by way of his technology.

Vil: Do you truly believe it is appropriate that Malleus is constantly absent for these meetings in which we discuss important decisions for the school?

Vil: Perhaps it was acceptable up until now. However, I do not approve of his negligence.

Crowley: Hmm. It rather feels as though it will be difficult to continue this meeting amidst this uncomfortable climate…

Crowley: Vanrouge-kun, could we have you contact Draconia-kun and have him come here right away?

Lilia: I would love nothing more, but…

[beep!]

Smartphone Voice Assistant: The number you have dialed is either in a non-service area, or is not turned on, and therefore your call cannot be connected.

[beep!]

Lilia: …No matter how many times I call, I still cannot get through. It was working last night, though.

Lilia: It's most likely that he broke his phone today.

Crowley: Well, it can't be helped. I suppose we should all go out and search for him.

Leona: Hah? Why should we? He ain't a lost kid. Don't baby him.

Lilia: Sob, sob… What unfriendly folk…

Kalim: Hrrrm, if there was something I could do, I'd like to help out…

Azul: Kalim-san, this is not an issue that can be solved by simply "helping out."

Azul: Do we intend on starting every meeting with a search for Malleus-san? He must learn to better himself.

Lilia: Tch. Crocodile tears didn't work, huh…

Vil: There is no way that such a terrible performance would successfully deceive us. It seems both the Dorm Leader and Vice Dorm Leader both are just fooling around.

Leona: Kukuku. Maybe that guy's the least suited to be a Dorm Leader outta all of us, ey?

Idia: Is that kinda boss really gonna be ok? Makes me sooo worried for the future of Briar Valley.

Lilia: Hmph… What a thing to say towards the heir of the Draconia family.

Lilia: …Malleus's reputation will be tarnished at this rate.

Lilia: I understand. Malleus will attend the next meeting, I swear it.

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

Requested by @x0-luna-mix-0x, @sakurakudo, and @symphonyprincessuta

#twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al-asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #lilia vanrouge #dire crowley #twst malleus #twst riddle #twst leona #twst azul #twst kalim #twst vil #twst idia #twst lilia #twst crowley #twst translation #mention: silver #mention: sebek #. #malleus doesn't even appear in part one of his own vignette...

[yvmiqs]

knock, knock !

characters : first years x gn!reader ( can be interpreted as platonic or romantic , but i sort of built this to be platonic ! )

in which : sick prefect ! first years come over ! prefect gets a bit sentimental ! woooo ! *explosion*

notes : i made this at 12:00am and it's not proofread yet n idk if it makes sense (it's true, never listen to ur thoughts at night)

word count: 600+ words

So, you had gotten sick.

'Well, I don't feel that sick, so this is fine,' You had thought earlier, until later that day you got an even worse headache from the questions Professor Crewel was pulling on the damned test. Speaking of, looking at your scores made your head throb even harder.

You sighed as you looked around the room, no Grim to be found. He was out being mauled by Crowley for causing a hissy fit in the halls again for who knows how many times now, but atleast you'd get some peace while you were sick, and right now you were quite ready to literally pass out.

...Nevermind.

A 'ding' from your smartphone interrupted your peace; so you turned your head, and buried iunder your pillow.

And yet, you still heard another ding. And another. And another and another and another-

'GOD. FINE. OKAY. ONE PEEK AND IM GOING BACK TO BED.' You swore.

'Prefect, open up!' A message from Ace in the First Years group chat. With a sigh, you got up, knowing that atleast one person would be there to bother you. Yay. You felt heavy, but you still got down, rubbed at your stuffy nose with a tissue, and opened the door to see the first years.

"Hello, human! We have brought a cure to your illness!" Sebek huffed behind Jack. You tilted your head in confusion. "Huh?"

Epel stepped in first, holding a plastic bag. "Ace and Deuce noticed ya were reeaaallll stressed out in class earlier," He motioned to Deuce and Ace, "So we decided to get ya medicine!"

You found yourself smiling at that. "Aww, Thanks, guys... Hey. Clean your shoes before stepping in, Ace."

"Yes, my oh-so wonderful parent." He rolled his eyes, obliging. "I don't remember raising a child like you." He faked a gasp at that. "Who's the other one anyways?" Deuce snickered, as Ace finally stepped in.

"Stop fooling around already," Deadpanning at the three of you, The Wolf Beastman took hold of the plastic bag Epel was holding and walked further into the hallway of Ramshackle, Epel with him. "Oh, Hey, We'll just put it in the living room!" Jack's voice echoed as you replied with a 'Mkay.'

Sebek stepped in next, walking with his head high- as always, next to Deuce as the last people to pass by as you closed the door. At this point, everyone already had reached the end of the hallway and were at the living room. You could hear their voices from there, they were always so loud.

You reminisced at the first time you met everyone as you once again wiped your nose. They were your closest friends in this entire world, and you were so grateful to have them.

They were chaotic, sure, but at the same time, it would be pretty boring around here if they weren't. Each of them were great to be around- even if one of them was made talking about their young master a conversation topic.

You let out a cough as you laughed slightly at yourself for suddenly getting sentimental when all they did was buy you medicine, but still, you loved them all to bits.

Speaking of them, They were getting increasingly louder, and you could hear pillows, feathers, groaning, and laughter from the living room. You walked further into the hallway, reaching the living room.

"I HAVE TRAINED COMBAT UNDER LILIA! I WILL NOT FALTER!"

"Ya sure about that?! Prefect! Come join us! Woah, Jack!?"

"If your not gonna stop, Might aswell join in-"

"Hey, Ace, let's team up, yeah!?"

'Might aswell join in' ... Alright. You hope you don't get even sicker from this.

"OKAY, Deuce!"

You sighed for what felt like the hundredth time that day as you took in the sight of the first years absolutely destroying your living room pillows. Grabbing the plastic bag on the table, you placed the medicine somewhere farther from the chaos.

You should stop them, but still..

#ace trappola x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #deuce spade x reader #jack howl x reader #epel felmier x reader #platonic twisted wonderland #twst first years x reader #platonic twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

SCP-TWST-2020

[TWST AU]: An MC/Yuu from the SCP universe

[Synopsis]: In this timeline, a scientist named MC/Yuu who works for the SCP Foundation was looking into a case where people claimed they found “Wonderland.”

Gender Neutral MC/Yuu

[(A/N)]: Surprise! This is the unknown MC/Yuu mentioned from the 100 Followers Celebration. I have been watching multiple of SCP videos lately. Thought it would be fun if the TWST world was treated like an anomaly.

On their usual shift at the SCP Foundation, MC/Yuu was writing down a report about their previous case they handled. The SCP-3640 a.k.a. Escape from the House of Mouse.

Then one of their colleagues came by and told them there were reports of people who claimed they all found a portal to another world.

This got MC/Yuu hooked on since they never worked on this kind of case before. So they decided to take this opportunity to learn more about it.

MC/Yuu and some agents arrived at an abandoned funeral home where people who explored in rundown buildings had reported they saw one specific coffin that lights up with colorful blinding sparks.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Pulls out their gun* I’m ready. Everyone, scout out. If you see something odd, call me over.

SCP Agent 1: Roger that.

Everyone split up with a partner and starts searching for any anomalies, with caution.

An hour passed by, they radioed MC/Yuu.

SCP Agent 1: *BZZT!* Dr. MC/Yuu, we found something. We need you over. *BZZT!*

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Calls back* I’m on my way. Don’t touch anything and stay five feet apart of the anomaly.

The next minute, MC/Yuu arrived to the other agents who found a coffin which started lighting up through the cracks not long ago.

MC/Yuu volunteered to observe the object before bringing it back to the foundation so D-Class subjects could test the object. The agents were concerned at first, but they decided to trust them.

As they opened the cover, blinding lights emerged out, causing MC/Yuu to loose focus and fall into the portal.

Then they arrived to Twisted Wonderland and flew out of the portal onto Crowley, who was checking in.

They freaked out and points their gun at Crowley.

Crowley: What are you doing?!

SCP!MC/Yuu: Stay away from me! I have a fucking gun in my hands and won’t hesitate to shoot your head off, anomaly!

Oh, one more thing: They can act so unhinged after working with such dangerous anomalies.

As it seems they’re stuck until the portal opens again, they’ll just collect information about the place called Twisted Wonderland.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Starts recording the interview with their recorder* Alright, let’s get started. Could you state who you are and what do you do?

Riddle: Of course. I’m Riddle Rosehearts, the Dorm Leader of Heartslabyul Dormitory and an honorary student of Night Raven College.

SCP!MC/Yuu: I see. So, what classes Night Raven College provides compare to what doesn’t exist in my home world?

Ace: There’s Alchemy, P.E. with flying broomsticks, and what not. I bet historical events from here aren’t accurate to your world’s history moments.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Does Night Raven College function like any other universities such as admissions and career consulting?

Deuce: Wait. Your universities work like that? We have magical assortments to help us with our years.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Hmm. Do you realize many people accidentally found your world through a coffin? Like a pocket dimension.

Trey: Really? Well that explains why there are many unfamiliar faces back in my family’s bakery. They even looked more surprised after witnessing magic like it’s their first time.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Uh huh. I see your world’s technology looks advanced as the ones back home. The smartphones and tablets.

Cater: Really?! Does your world have something similar to MagiCam?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Similarly, yes. Minus the magic properties. In Twisted Wonderland, could you name and describe each countries?

Leona: I think you got the wrong one to ask an annoying question.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Okay, never mind. Could you tell about how you grew up before attending NRC?

Ruggie: All I can say is a rough neighborhood, a not-so-easy childhood and working many jobs to support myself and for others. Oh, doughnuts. Can I takes these with me after the interview?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh, sure. I brought them in if you were hungry. What other animalistic features beast-people were born with? If the question is uncomfortable to answer, you don’t have to say anything.

Jack: No, I’ll answer for you. There are many with great strengths and abilities you would know. If you want to learn more, the Savanaclaw Dorm has many beastmen you can interview, if they cooperate.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Sounds like a field day, but next question. What is the currency used in Twisted Wonderland?

Azul: The currency used in our world is Madol, Dr. MC/Yuu.

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s interesting. Could you explain to me how the environment works in this world?

Jade: Oya? I’m glad you asked. In fact, I can use my terrariums for demonstrations.

[An hour later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: That took quite a while. So what is your strength level scaling from 1 to 10?

Floyd: An 11 if I squeeze hard enough. Do you want one~?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Impressive, yet terrifying. So how many siblings do you have?

Kalim: Around 30 siblings!

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s a lot of names to remember. How are you associated with a snake?

Jamil: *Cringes while covering half of his face* It’s a long story. In short, my Unique Magic is able to hypnotize anyone with direct eye contact.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Writing down on their notebook* Hypnosis and “Unique Magic”. How are you able to balance school with outstanding careers?

Vil: Well, it was all hard efforts and not missing great details to enhance my skills as an actor, an influencer, and being a Dorm Leader of Pomefiore.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Wow. That’s quite a lot and working at the foundation seems easier now. Is “observing” students of Night Raven College the only thing you do for free time?

Rook: Oui! I also do photography.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Uh huh. How are you able to handle situations when others mistaken you of the other gender?

Epel: I yell anyone accusing me as a girl and sometimes beat ‘em up.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Looks are deceiving…Hey, why is your brother not here? I told him I need to interview everyone in this school.

Ortho: Sorry, Dr. MC/Yuu! Nii-San can’t come because he’s anxious of leaving his room. He usually talks through his tablet.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Then I can’t proceed if he is not physically present for the interview.

Ortho: *Sighs* He will not like this.

[Half hour later]

Idia: *Scared shitless*

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Stares blankly at him* So, Idia Shroud, what family curse people rumored about? I’m not judging you based on groundless words. I only need answers. That’s it.

Idia: *Practically shaking* W-W-Well…You see…

[2 hours later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s…quite a lot to take in…Again? I can’t proceed if he isn’t present.

Lilia: Oh my! My apologies on behalf of Malleus, doctor. I’ll be the one to answer his questions since I raised him. Of course, I’ll answer my questions as well.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Suspicious* Very well. You may answer.

Silver: *Fell asleep during his interview*

SCP!MC/Yuu: （−＿− ) …

Lilia: I’ll answer his questions too.

SCP!MC/Yuu: …Right. Could you try speaking in a calmer tone?

Sebek: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! MY VOICE IS CALM, PUNY NINGEN-

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Points their gun at Sebek’s forehead* I have a gun in my hand and I’ll pull the trigger if you talked this fucking loud again. Got it?

Sebek: *Closes his mouth and shrinks down* Understand…

[The next hour]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Could you tell me more about yourself?

Grim: Would I? I, The Great Grim, have always been trying to enter to Night Raven College…

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Writing down their interview log*

[Hours later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Holy shit. I can barely think of other names for these anomalies. Maybe I should just call this world SCP-TWST-2020, and use their actual names.

Crewel: Pup, why do you work for such a dangerous job?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Funny story. I was actually taken in by the SCP Foundation and they thought I was one of the many anomalies since I was still in my elementary years and pretty intelligent. In reality, I’m just knowledgeable in many fields from reading in too much (And was tutored by Miss. J). They offered me a job and education since they thought I would be a great asset after things cleared up. It was a surprisingly rare opportunity, from other co-workers’ words.

Crewel: Then are you not scarred for encountering such vile creatures?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Only the first few times, and my job has benefits like psychiatric check-ups or using amnestics. Do you have guys have therapy in this school, or world?

Crewel: *Side glares at Crowley*

Crowley: *Clears his throat* We are working on that…

[Visiting the SCP Foundation]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Okay guys. I relocated the coffin in a safe chamber room since we can’t risk any lives trapping themselves. Who knows what troubles could cause.

Deuce: Ah, understand. You’re pretty diligent of everything.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh it’s nothing. Everyone here just wants to keep the world safe from any anomalous objects and maintaining the world from insanity. Also I got special permission from the higher-ups after collecting data. You present harmless natures, but with some mischief and childhood trauma that you’re allowed to interact with others within the foundation which is why you’re all classified as Safe, for now.

Riddle: What do you mean by “for now”?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Remember the times you and the others overblotted during my stay?

Riddle: *Nervous* Yes.

SCP!MC/Yuu: I even showed the higher-ups about the phenomenon and convinced them to let me handle these occurrences. I’m not afraid to use extreme measures to secure, contain, and protect.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Wait, stop! Do not touch the duck.

Ace: *Yanks his hands away from a purple rubber duck* What?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh thank god. You almost killed yourself.

Ace: Why would I be killed by some bath toy?

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s SCP-6868, Bubbly Bobby the Rubber Ducky. The risk class is DANGER.

Ace: A toy duck? Dangerous?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Just read the reports about this anomaly. *Passes the file to Ace*

[Minutes later]

Ace: *Hides behind SCP!MC/Yuu as they’re holding the duck with gloves on* Why does your world have to be fucked up?

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Squeals of happiness* My baby!

Grim: Wait! I’m not a baby!

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Rushes over* Move, Grim! *Pushes Grim aside and hugs SCP-999 a.k.a. The Tickle Monster* I missed you, buddy! Work was hectic! Are you and Kairos doing okay?

SCP-999: *Happy noises*

Grim: *Jealous* Hmph!

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[fellthemarvelous]

Has everyone in the Good Omens fandom seen Shaun of the Dead?

(I tweeted this and then screenshot it because I had more to say. Also if you haven't seen the Thriller music video by Michael Jackson then you're missing out.)

It is very important to know that if you've seen Staged, you know that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were both on the show together in one episode. They are just as close to each other as David and Michael are to each other.

Here is when Shaun and Ed finally notice something weird might be going on.

They have no idea why this woman was showing up in their backyard and they just assume she is drunk. They were so drunk the previous night (Liz dumped Shaun) they don't realize they witnessed one woman completely bite a man's head off or realize that the person moaning back in reply to the song they were singing was actually a zombie.

Ed literally took the time to find one of those ancient cameras we had to use before the invention of the smartphone. And we know that everyone with a smart phone these days would be doing the exact same thing if this was happening right now.

But Shaun also has this girlfriend, Liz,

who is always third-wheeling on dates with her own boyfriend because Ed is never not with them. And the truth is that Shaun needs to make a choice because he can't have both, and Liz really loves him back just as much as he loves her, but Ed is basically Shaun's shadow.

Shaun and Ed begin a noble quest to save Shaun's mum (his stepdad was bitten by a zombie so it becomes necessary to kill him too but there is a flaw in their plan because Philip is still alive by the time they get to the house and Shaun isn't going to kill a living person so they have to add him to the car), to save Liz (only to realize David and Di are still with her and they don't want to be left behind so they get added to the tiny car), and to go to The Winchester (Shaun and Ed's favorite pub and the bane of Liz's existence) because it's sturdy with heavy doors and a rifle behind the counter.

And then all hell breaks loose because Philip finally turns into a zombie in the car, and it's Philip's car that Ed stole because he really wanted to drive it because it was a classic and the child safety locks are still on in the back.

They end up having to abandon the car after locking Philip in it.

They finally reach the pub by acting like zombies and hoping the other zombies don't notice.

And if you have never seen this scene, it's the funniest part of the entire movie. It's iconic, and it happens to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. (Warning: this is still very much a zombie movie)

In the end, Ed gets bitten and later sacrifices himself to the other zombies so Liz and Shaun can escape a little easier.

And then at the very end Shaun is letting zombie Ed live in his and Liz's shed and they still play video games together, and even if Ed tries to bite him from time to time, Shaun yells at him and zombie Ed goes back to playing video games.

It still got the happy ending of a romantic comedy, and we never actually learn what caused the zombie breakout, and the zombie's best friend is taking care of him in the shed of the backyard where he and Liz will live happily ever after (we hope).

The movie ends with the song "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.

Also note: Liz's best friend Di is the only other one in their group to survive the zombie apocalypse but you only find out how if you watch the special features.

I think we need to be looking at Shaun of the Dead a bit closer.

And Hot Fuzz ("surrender the angle" is an easter egg from it), also starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. It's hilarious too.

The apocalypse is happening all around Aziraphale and Crowley, but we didn't notice because we were watching it through the lens of a romantic comedy. Meanwhile, Hell is overcrowded and Furfur set zombies loose on Earth in back in 1941.

#good omens #good omens meta #shaun of the dead #parallels #simon pegg #nick frost #Youtube

[raptorsaurusmelain]

Let me show you... Youtube - chapter 7

Weren't expecting today's chapter Imma right ? Hehehe... I am going away on thursday ! ;)

Warning : no proof reader.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

The morning after was the first day at school for Yuu and Victoria did what a great ‘mom’ would do : she made them pose in front of the dorm with Grim and took a picture of it. Victoria didn’t have a ghost camera like Yuu, but her smartphone would be alright. She created a folder on her phone to save all the pictures of their adventure in Twisted Wonderland.                                                       

Victoria accompanied Yuu to the school before parting ways. She waved Yuu goodbye and went to the headmaster’s office.

Once in the office, Victoria began the conversation. “I see you followed my advice and let them be students. Thank you. Like I said, it is important for children to have a proper education. It is a priority.”

Crowley answered “What can I say, they proved they can be the beast tamer of this school. The children need to learn to work together.”

She nodded. “Very true, it is a problem regardless of which dimension we live in.”

The raven looked at the woman. “You seem to know a lot about children. You grew quickly attached to Yuu. Did you used to be a nanny ? Or a child caretaker ?”

Victoria shrugged. “Something like that. I am just used to having a lot of siblings running around you at weddings and at funerals.”

Crowley nodded and changed the subject. “There is a leakage  in the boys bathroom in the east wing. Repair it.”

Victoria, by force of habit answered by a “And what do we say when we ask for something ?”

The raven gritted his teeth. “Please Mrs Devi.”

The woman smiled and left mimicking a certain alchemy teacher. “Good boy.”

Little did she know, she was going to meet him soon because she was lost once again. Crewel took pity on the woman, running in circles in the hallway.  “Where are you supposed to go Mrs Devi ?”

[They should truly stop with my family name…] Thought the woman while trying to not show how truly desperate she was.

“I am supposed to go to the boys bathroom in the east wing, professor Crewel.” Answered Victoria.

Crewel shook his head sideways “You truly aren’t in the good place… This is the west wing.”

Victoria blanked. “... Directions are not my forte.”

The alchemy teacher told her the directions and thanks to the Great Seven she followed it to her destination. When she found the toilets, she had her feet in the water.

First thing first… She placated an ‘out of order’ sign on the door.

Then she went to the water van to shut it. It was hard work to find the room where all the pipes were.

After coming back to the stalls, she typed ‘How to change a pipe’ on WeTube. (Did you truly think she can do everything ?)

 Once she had all the information, she re-watched the video to follow the step by step tutorial.

“And… There, it has been changed ! It took longer than I thought.” Grumbled the woman.

She took her toolbox and went back to the janitor room. It was a small room with a closet, a desk and a wooden chair. She sat on the chair and grabbed her head. [Half a day to change a bloody pipe… I thought it was going to be an easy job to be a janitor, but I am lacking a lot of practical skills.]

She was going to munch on her sandwich when a knock could be heard. “Yes ?”

To her surprise, it was the birdman. “I came to give you your cafeteria pass. With this you can eat with the teachers, and for free.”

Victoria arched an eyebrow “It is deducted from my salary in reality no ?”

The raven pinched his lips. [So it IS deducted from the pay. Well at least it is better than sandwiches.]

She got up and accepted the card.  “Let’s go then, I am famished.”

Once in the cafeteria, she sat with the teachers under the surprised eyes of the students. A whisper of ‘who is she ? isn’t she the janitor ?’ went through the room.

Victoria was minding her omelet when Trein sat next to her.

He began the discussion with a simple “Hello Mrs Devi, how are you ? Professor Crewel told me you were lost this morning.”

Victoria laughed. “Word travel fast as I can see… Hello professor. Indeed, I went to the wrong wing of the academy. I had to change a pipe, it took wayyyy to long. And you, how was class ? Or classes ? I don’t know how long a class is here.”

Trein nodded and Lucius mewed. “Well, some students fell asleep. I hope they will work twice as hard to do their homework.”

Lucius bonked his head into Victoria’s hand to have some caress. She obliged, and was mesmerized by how soft the cat was. “They are rude to fall asleep during a lecture. I never did that.”

Trein arched an eyebrow and said nothing but Victoria felt the surprise of the professor. 

“Hey, I may have let a dog eat my homework, but I am not this disrespectful.” She laughed.

Trein said nothing and observed Lucius melt under the caresses. “He likes you. He usually does not approach strangers.”

It was Victoria’s turn to be surprised. She racked her brain and remembered “Oh, it may be because I have a sweet smell. One of my meds makes me smell like warm honey milk. I attract fishes too.”

Aaaah yes, secondary effects of meds, what a good thing. She was not particularly fond of the memory where she went to a lake and got bitten multiple times by fishes. What a beautiful moment… She remembered she cried in her mother's saree for a good 15 minutes saying that the fishes were going to eat her alive.

Trein tried to not flinch at the mention of meds. Well a woman can take medication for a lot of reasons.

They continued their chitchat while Lucius licked his milk. Trein was a very polite man and seemed to be interested in the strange woman. He thought she would be more freaked out by the change of environment and that’s why he thought she could use some company.

She seemed interested in the history of magic he was teaching -maybe because it was new to her, she seemed very curious.

Victoria tried to unglue Lucius from her, under his frustrated mews because the woman couldn’t understand a thing he said. “Well, thank you for your recommendation of books. I will ask the headmaster if I could have a library card…” Trein gently grabbed Lucius “Thank you.” Added the woman.

“You’re welcome. have a nice afternoon Mrs Devis.” Said the older man.

“You too !” Answered Victoria, happy to have spent the meal with someone.

And they went on their day, without any care in the world.

Tag : @boba-tea-fish

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst lmsyy #mozus trein #twst fanfic #Victoria has a nice meal for once #maybe this should become a Trein x Victoria fanfic

[esoteric-butcher]

Star Date: Helios 10’52” Capricorn 1/1/2023

Hour of Jupiter Day of Saturn

Single Card Pull Crowley Deck: VII of Cups

Correlating Aspects: None

Interesting Aspects: Venus (28’06” Capricorn) Conjunct Pluto (27’40” Capricorn)

It’s always important to forgive yourself if you break an important habit or ritual. We’re all the way into the second decan of Capricorn and this is my first reflection. Rest is important though. A few excesses of drinking here and there. Also though, a lot of work.

If you’ve never worked in the servant industry in modern colonial/capitalism, especially in a lot of the U.S.. Then you probably aren’t aware of how much of a mental, physical, and emotional drain it is on all of us. Venus speaks to me through the VII of Cups about how the over excess of pleasure for some always leads to devastation and struggle for others. From lavish weddings on the secular New Years Eve. To the smartphone sitting beside me. In this modern capitalist hierarchy there isn’t an equal reciprocity for the energy that is exchanged.

Venus is also here with Pluto. They stand hand and hand together in the sign of Capricorn to remind us to dig deep. Pull from the depths of your imagination and passion to pull out the inspiration you want for the next season. We’re in the final quarter of the Zodiacal Year. Now is the time to lay plans for spring! Helios is in the second decan of Capricorn and in the tarot that’s the III of Pentacles. It’s an image of three men analyzing and finalizing plans to move forward. It’s the decan where Mars is exalted! The sphere of action is als the God of the strong and steady workhorse. The beating heart of resistance, activism, and the struggle against the ruling/enforcing class.

People get so hard on themselves this time of year. Though the annual cries of New “Years Resolutions” flood into the lands of Capricorn and Aquarius. The energy just isn’t here for that right now. Does that mean we should never want to better ourselves and grow? Definitely not. What I’m saying is this: This last quarter, Capricorn/Aquarius/Pisces, is the quarter of buttoning up the year. While also making plans for the new one. By all means take the time to abscess your reality. Venus and Pluto say “Dream deep for the things that you want to change in your life.” Then take the time to create a container or plan for how that happens.

We need to make space for new things by thinning out the useless first. We can’t just pile on personal gym requirements, personal reading time, and other things on top of what we already do. Likewise if you’re trying to slow down or stop a habit we need to find something that replaces it.

All of this is to say. Make heady plans and in the spring or even in the last decan of Pisces (ruled by Mars) comes around you’ll be ready to start those new plans. Helios will be taking more of the time in the sky! Feeding your inner fire with their own! While the bustling of new growth and life begins to sprout all over the Northern Hemisphere! Learn from our seedling brothers and sisters. Build strong roots in the soil before trying to break through it’s crust!

Make plans, make space, and break free!

Thanks for listening,

Devon

#astrology #journal #tarot #animism

[bananaapplewaffle]

Vargas Camp

You already know the drill.

No Ifs, ands, or Buts

Crowley: Is the Magishift (as I call it) club here?

Leona: sleeping 

Damn Crowley the wind now

Oh god here he is

NOT VARGAS WAKING LEONA UP

Leona: The fuck is all this noise

Ruggie: Shut up—Vargas is ranting

Leona: Who the fuck you talkin’ to?

To Camping Perfections

Oh god we’re already here

Oh look at Sebek all dressed up

I didn’t get his card, I was very burnt out and spread thin with other things

LOOK AT HONEYYYYYY

LEONA MY BELOVED

RUGGIIEEE

NOT HIS SHIRT SAYING HUNGRY

AA I LIKE FLOYD’S CROSS BODY

Okay

We out rocking designer

Just to get them shits dirty

“WiTh My MoNeY”

You literally do not care

Ace and Deuce getting flashbacks

Also they were so quiet I forgot they were there

Grim pulling up like:

“HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT”

Oh hey the Ghost Camera reappeared

Grim you’re the assistant

Really love how Crowley called us a beast tamer of sorts when we’re actually a Ghost Befriender

Also like there’s never any other monsters unless he’s counting the students lol

Ace, Deuce, Grim and I are all having flashbacks now

Brains and Brawn Only

NOT THE SMARTPHONES

AT LEAST LET THEM LOOK UP HOW TO PITCH IT

…

What?

Girl I must not be playing this game

So, if you use magic without your pen aka conduit then you’re more likely to getting Overblot.

Okay.

You wanna run around, Grim? Gone head.

Ion much about camping but I feel like pitching your tent near water is the best place.

Jack, not you getting flustered over giving good advice.

The Most Fun Possible

Not Jack with the OCD

Look at my boys working together

Look at Leona not doing shit

Oh wow

Okay so Epel was the one in the know on this

Love to see it

Now I know some shit is going on here

Floyd sweetheart…

Vargas Badges

Okay but the mine had an Overblotter and some hostile ghosts

Leona: Now ion about them other clubs, but y’all know how to get shit done, so go do it.

God I need to write some Leona/Reader

I’m starting to get the itch

And I know some of y’all are hungry for some more food.

Besties listen…I haven’t even been to the soup store yet ion when the food will be done lol

LEONA YOU BITCH

IF YOU DON’T DO SOME MANUAL FUCKING LABOR

AND THEY JUST FUCKING LET HIM

NO

BULLY THAT MAN INTO WORKING

Sebek baby, please stop screaming

Where we starting, Grim?

I am trying my damndest to not open another doc and starting writing

Easy Peasy

WE CAME TO SEE LEONA MY BELOVED’S CLUB

He is probs not here tho

Ruggie just be know shit

Love that for him

Grim leave him alone

You know how he gets after a nap

Look at him putting a fire together

Oh no!

He…when he was struggling?

Baby are you implying that you were once homeless?

Or that there was no money to pay for the gas bill?

GIRL WHAT

AND LEONA HIGHKEY KNEW THE SHIT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

MANS JUST BE KNOWING SHIT AND SAYING NOTHING

Mans knows how to stay the fuck in his lane.

You Can Handle’em & Rudimentary in the Extreme & The Long Haul

Leona just be knowing shit…

LEONA

IF YOU DON’T DO THE BARE MINIMUM

My dog is about to snore herself awake I swear

Grim no!

No, Grim. You scared the food away.

I mean…yeah.

Not surprised that Floyd is just swimming for the water

Not y’all fighting the fairies because of other people

They literally became collateral damage.

That’s the Good Stuff & That’s What They Get

She woke herself up!

22?

How long were y’all fishing for?

Ion care who cooks or what it is

It better have some damn seasoning on it

WITH SOME WHAT?

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge what he said.

Jack worked his culinary magic on the grill— seasoning and all.

Deuce, have you forgotten about the monster and ghosts?

Oh so you just need to use Elemental Sight to find’em

Wait…the track club didn’t get their badge

I’ve met my quota for the night.

Opens new doc

Leona my beloved I’m coming

That’s Hardcore!

Good morning!

So, yeah I ended up writing a little something for Leona lol

Now I know Jamil finna fuck it up

He’s about to season the fuck outta this food

THEY FUCKING GOT’EM

THEY FUCKING GOT ACE

Floyd really just sat there and went

“Did I just hear something? Or was it the wind…Yeah, it was the wind.”

Silver is falling the fuck to sleep, someone get him a pillow

The Tough Guy Ace

WHERE THE FUCK IS ACE

MAN VARGAS

LEAVE ME BE

BITCH

WHAT

YOU’RE STAYING IN THE COTTAGE

BUT WE’RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE

AND IT WASN’T ALREADY PITCHED

I WANNA GO HOME

…not even Jamil gave a fuck

I can’t say I’m surprised but damn

LEONA JUST WENT IN HIS TENT, AY?

Point me to the tent, I’ll set him straight.

Smiles in fanfic writer

I’m not saying anything…

Gonna Squeeze You Later

NOT THE TITLE CARD BEING

“Way Too Early”

Y’ALL GOT MY BOY IN HIS TRUE COUNTRY TOUGNE

Y’all bout to catch Leona’s paws

At this point, just start picking shit up

ALSO

WHERE IS ACE

Jack never stops working out

Also tbh I think he has an equal or average amount of smarts in comparison to his brain.

Deuce you could probably hold your own in a one-on-one, but you’re still learning…

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN THIS KINDA LOOK ON JACK

NOT US NOT LOOKING FOR HIM

WHEN WE’RE MISSING WHO GOES LOOKING?

ACE AND DEUCE

THAT IS MY MFKEN BEST FRIEND

He’ll Be Fine & So Condescending

Oh shit this is probs like the flower from tangled

He damn sure can just walk into the bayou

And he damn sure can wrestle with a gator

Not Sebek seeing Leona as his rival

He is basically his rival in Malleus stead

Jamil we’re coming to bother you~

Wait…that was it?!

Heeere, Fishie, Fishie…

Look at my boys

Fishing

Couldn’t be me

When I was little and had no choice but to go, sure, but now, no

YOU FUCKEN GOT THIS EPEL

REEL THAT BITCH IN

YOU FUCKEN FAIRY BITCH

GET THEY ASS RUGGIE

That’s Enough Babysitting

Where the fuck is Leona my beloved

THEY GOT IT!

Look at Leona helping others

Mans take your praise

Don’t yall fucking dare.

THEY GOT LEONA MY BELOVED

THIS MEANS WAR

NOT HIS NECKLACE THAT I'M NOW CLAIMING THAT I GOT HIM

A Giant Magestone & I Don’t Cower!

Some really who?

What was that, Jack?

Jack…Sweetheart…

This at least is after the prologue but we can’t say that it's between Book 1 and Book 2

But also too

JACK YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT A MONSTER

HIS NAME IS GRIM

DEUCE NO

YOU’RE GONNA GET GOT

This is the first time I’ve heard the gotting with sound and that’s so dramatic and for what

Relax & Careless

THIS BITCH

HE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT

GIVE’EM YA FUCKEN NECK VARGAS

Okay, Jamil relax

LEONA MY BELOVED IS FUCKING GONE

AND VARGAS JUST FUCKING TOOK ME AWAY

The Exact Opposite & A Huge Dark Shadow

Now watch them be concerned about Honor Student Deuce

BUT NOT BESTIE ACE AND BELOVED LEONA

Y’ALL WENT TO CHECK

AASD=ASDKL;

JACK PLEASE

Listen, yes, Ace and Deuce both have one brain cell but

…

I can’t even say don’t call’em out like that

Oh shit

THE GAMES THIS MAN IS PLAYING

Oh baby that’s a Giant Shadow

Periodt Floyd start throwing fins

Sebek gonna need you to chill out out before fists start flying

Simply Better Trained & No Sense at All

Gotta make sure little Grim’s don’t go out

Floyd omg

He’s about to start eating people

Damn…he fucking got us

I’m putting a headphone in

HE’S THROWING BOULDERS????

I mean yeah…its not like you couldn’t use magic at all

And doing something as small as lighting a fire shouldn’t be too bad

Periodt Floyd it's time to commit kill

Are You Serious? & No Price on Life

I WANNA KNOW

Also I just zoned out lol

Really coulda been using magic the whole time lol

Floyd sweetheart

DASLJADSKLSDK

THE WOLF MOUTH

Come On, Monster

HE HITTIN THE TURBO

JACK OR RUGGIE

KICK HIM IN HIS BACK

YES

YES

KILL

Just Call It Quits & Close to My Level

Y’ALL HAVE TO GO FOR THE KILL

ITS MORNING

YOU DID IT!

ITS VARGAS’ BITCH ASS

FLOYD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

Okay… Ace and Leona kinda were but Deuce wasn’t!

He was being a good student!

Is Silver a fuckign sleep?

They all deserve to have a nice big breakfast when they get back to the school

Look at this grin

Floyd…

The Utter Gall

Ruggie behavior tbh

JACK FUCKEN SNITCH

YOU CAN’T BE A SNITCH

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES

THEY GET STITCHES

DO YOU WANT STITCHES, JACK?

LEONA MY BELOVED

ACE MY BESTIE

OH NO

NOT FLOYD ENLISTING JAMIL

SORRY ACE

YEAH WHERE’S DEUCE

Basic Lessons in Survival

Fuck it, Floyd’s right.

Let’s roll

Why did you even ask them

RUGGIE YOU

THAT EASILY

LEONA

I love these two lol

Been Here Before & Wrap It Up

AW MY BESTIE HOLED UP IN A CAULDRON

WAITING FOR RESCUE

DEUCE I WOULDA CAME SOONER IF THE PLT WOULD HAVE LET ME

GODDAMNIT SEBEK

AYO?????

ANOTHER ONE?????

AAAAAA

THIS BITCH

HE WENT TOO QUIET FOR TOO LONG

WENT GOING FOR STONES

AND THAT’S PROBS WHY IT SHOWED UP

AS;LDKAS;DKSL;ADKA

SEBEK

KNAVE?????

Don’t Wanna Go Back & I Learned One Thing

And he’s dead.

AND HE’S HUNGRY

FEED MY BOY STAT

The grind is real with this one

So Deuce was trapped in that cave for nothing

And people were fighting for fun

Oh Sebek don’t be too upset.

Pretty sure Lilia would back him tbh

Twisted Ramblings

#waffle plays #waffle plays twst #vargas camp

[vivi-theakuneko]

Thanks to @glissando-kpopcards for this suggestion.

I will draw the other suggestions eventually. It’s just that I need a good idea for them. 

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #good omens comic #crowley #aziraphale #book crowley #book aziraphale #catofapocalypse #traditional art #doodles #pencil #ineffable idiots #crowley that's not how you use a smartphone

[alice-angel12x]

Scarabia

Winter break, this is the first time Y/n had ever seen snow. It was very different from the warm and hot home of Encanto. It was a good thing that Ramshackle Casita was formed differently from the one at home. It kept the heat in and the snow out. Yet while most were celebrating that school will be over for a few weeks, Y/n wasn’t as cheerful.

While everyone was preparing to go home, Y/n had no way back home, to their family, or to their Encanto. It was hard staying positive while watching the others leave through the mirrors, and returning to their families.

“Hey, don’t worry Y/n. We will back soon,” Riddle said softly as he placed a warm hand on their shoulder.

“Hey how about we give you our numbers. Crowley gave you a smartphone recently right?” Ace smiled.

After the boys explained and demonstrated how a phone works, they too had to leave. Once the last person left the school, they were met with the familiar silence back home. Trapped in one building to the next.

Walking through the pure white snow, they noticed a familiar figure standing in front of the gates of Ramshackle.

“Hello Tsunotarou,” Y/n smiled.

“Ah, Child of man. It seems you will be staying at the school as well,” The tall man smiled.

“Well, I sadly do not know my what home. So more trapped here if anything,” Y/n laughed sadly.

“Hmm, I’m sorry to hear. I hope you find the road home,” Tsunotarou said simply.

“Thanks… You know, you are more than welcome to come inside. I can make some tea to warm you up,” Y/n smiled as they gently grabbed Tsunotarou’s hand.

Tsunotarou froze as he felt the kind and warm hands of this fragile human. He could feel the cold of the snow around him melt away as he looked into the pure eyes of Y/n.

“I-I’m afraid I have to decline. I have an appointment somewhere else,” Tsunotarou paused.

“O-oh, um well I hope to see you around,” Y/n nodded as they passed through the gate.

And of course, Crowley left some chores For Grim and them to do. One such as keeping the fireplace lit and warm.

All was going well when they were somehow roped into joining Jamil and his dorm for winter vacation. Which Y/n found odd, but for some reason, their mind went fuzzy and the next thing they knew was that they were in a new dorm.

Scarabia, a hot desert of a dorm. Y/n was in awe of the splendor of the buildings. Jamil, the vice dorm leader, lead the two to the lounge area and sat them down in front of a large feast. Grim was fast to dig in, while Y/n was hesitant to even think of picking anything.

Soon Kalim joined, he was a ball of sunshine. Happily greeting Y/n, and taking a seat next to them. At first, things seemed normal. The two got to know each other and their families, Yuu was unsure how to feel that Kalim had more than 30 siblings. It really put the definition of a large family to shame. Kalim was very interested in this Encanto place Yuu would talk about on occasion and would like to see casita. So in exchange, he showed off his magic carpet and even took them on a quick flight.

But things didn’t last as Kalim’s personality would take random 180s and attempt to keep them, prisoner, within scarabia. Which failed cause Yuu used their mirror to teleport back to Ramshackle Casita.

Which was really annoying to Jamil, who needed you in his master plan. So for a good while, it was a game of cat and mouse between the two. Jamil would always have to hunt them down, while Yuu was around in the school keeping the fireplaces lit.

Eventually, Yuu retreated to Octavinelle, where none of the scarabia students would dare step. Floyd was more than happy to have shrimpy-chan in Octavinelle, but Yuu knew what had to be done. So they asked for Azul’s aid in helping scarabia.

____________________________________________

With much convincing, Azul eventually agreed to help. With some snooping around they were able to determine that Jamil was at the root of Kalim’s personality problem. So after exposing his plan to the dorm, feeling cornered, he overbloted and attempted to send the group and Kalim to the farthest part of the desert.

_____________________________

(After Overblot)

After everything was settled, and things were...Somewhat settled between Kalim and Jamil. Kalim decided that they needed to celebrate at the oasis. Yuu being a madrigal decided to help move all party supplies, food, and tables by storing them away in their mirror. No one had to even carry anything except for the umbrellas to protect them from the sun.

At the Oasis, when everything was set Yuu sat in the shade, with Jamil sitting beside them.

"Thank you for, helping me after the blot," Jamil thanked quietly.

"It's alright. Your and Kalim's relationship was in a way familiar between two cousins of mine," Yuu smiled sadly as their family came to mind suddenly.

How long has it been since they were taken away from their family? How has the family been, are they worried, do they think they are dead? Do they miss them, does... Father misses them?

"Are you alright?" Jamil asked as he noticed the sudden change in mood.

"I...I just realized that... I have been away from my family for so long. I wonder if they're worried about me. And If so, how will I ever get back to them," Yuu mumbled as tears began to fall.

"Jamil, what did you do?" Azul asked as he noticed Yuu crying their heart out.

"I Didn't Do Anything!" Jamil shouted.

As their tears fell on the mirror's smooth surface, it began to glow as a Swarm of butterflies emerged from the reflective surface.

As everyone stood in shock and confusion, Yuu noticed one last thing to emerge from the mirror. A letter.

Dear Yuu,

It's been a many months since your disappearance, and I made this dress for you. Even though I have no idea if your coming back, or can. I wanted to have something to remember you by. Even though I don't know where you are, I want to wish you a happy birthday. This will probably remain a letter written to no one, but I miss you so much and I love you.

Love,

Mirabelle.

Yuu held the letter close to their heart. " I love you too, Mirabelle,"

"Mirabelle?" Azul asked.

"A dear cousin of mine," Yuu smiled as they wiped a tear away.

__________________________________________

(Meanwhile)

After another long day Mirabelle and Antonio made their way back to their rooms, the nursery. Inside was three beds, the extra was where Yuu would sleep. They still believed and hoped that Yuu would some how, some way return. So they refused to move any of their things. On the bed was a small mirror, cause that was the last gift Yuu received from their father.

Yet, when Mirabelle went over to Yuu's side of the room to mourn. She noticed the Dress she made for their missing cousin was missing, along with the letter.

Mirabelle and Antonio searched and searched, but couldn't find the gift.

"W-were did it go?" Antonio asked sadly.

"I... I bet the magic sent it to where ever Yuu may be," Mirabelle said with a sad smile.

"So maybe the magic will send my present too?" Antonio asked.

Mirabelle nodded, not wanting Antonio to lose hope as she watched him tuck a child drawing of the family under the Yuu's pillow.

___________________________________________

(Notice)

I'm gonna skip the other chapters cause most of the story is not too different from the actual games story. So I'm gonna cut to the multi endings I have instore. The more interesting stuff.

So this is where you guys come in. I want you to vote in the comments on which ending comes first. Which will also be the cannon story ending for my encanto yuu story. The other ending will come later and will have their own verson.

Here are the options.

Angst ending

hurt comfort ending

Fluff ending

Masterlist

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst yuu #encanto yuu #encanto yuu x twisted wonderland #Encanto Twisted Wonderland #Scarabia #Scarabia x reader

[married-to-google-translater]

Child Cater Diamond with Guardian reader. (Child Au)

If you are new read this first.

I don't know who gave Cater a smartphone but you who gave it to him I hope you are happy now.

Cater is, to put it mildly, a telephone-dependent child.

You and he need to have a serious discussion about why he shouldn’t spend a lot of time on the phone and post things on social media.

And even if you explain it well, Cater won’t always obey you.

( Fortunately, Riddle is there for these situations )

Once, Cater found Crowley's credit card...

If you hadn’t actually seen how much stuff he had time to order online before you stopped him you probably wouldn’t believe it.

Whenever Cater is not with his phone he wants to hug you.

And because of this, he often gets into fights with other children.

Or it would have to if Cater had no superiority.

His cloning ability is otherwise a matter of chaos.

Usually he uses it to have four smart devices at the same time.

But sometimes you are surrounded by four child Cater who all want attention and gentleness.

I wish you good luck in your survival.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland imagine #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland headcanon #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst #twst imagines #twst imagine #twst headcanons #twst headcanon #twst heartslabyul #twst cater diamond #twst riddle rosehearts #cater diamond imagine #cater diamond imagines #cater diamond headcanon #twst cater #twst riddle #child au

[leonameowzz]

Happy Birthday OC!MC 🎉🎊🎂🎁

Since it’s my birthday, I had to do a HC of what the TW boys would give my OC as a birthday present & how they feel about them. FYI, some parts are more specific towards my OC as I wanted this to be more personalized to myself. This is gonna be a long one but please enjoy~

Crowley held a dorm leader meeting to discuss how to handle her birthday, even Malleus was present for once without having to be reminded.

The dorm leaders were surprisingly eager to participate: Riddle wanted a birthday party at Heartslabyul, Kalim wanted an entire parade at Scarabia and Azul was actually willing to close Mostro Lounge temporarily.

In the end, Crowley opted to have the celebration at Ramshackle Dorm so as not to pick favourites.

On the faithful day, the first-year squad was tasked with distracting her while their seniors would decorate the venue, even the Ramshackle ghosts chipped in to help.

Riddle gives her a bouquet of roses, freshly grown from the bushes in the dorm. He thanks them for always looking after his dorm members (aka the chaotic duo). He even allows them the first strike during the next croquet match.

Ace puts on a magic show during the party, he even learnt some new card tricks just for her! He even bought an extra card deck for them so they could practice together.

Deuce shyly hands her a plush chicken keychain since the whole chicken fiasco was a fond memory for him. He finds them to be a good influence on him if he is to be a future honor student.  

Trey baked her favourite strawberry shortcake as well as the other desserts at their party. He also thanked them for taking care of his juniors but he’s grateful they were friends with Riddle too.

Cater takes lots and lots and lots of selfies with her, captioned #ramshackledormparty. He also slips her a rose gold liquid glitter smartphone cover as a gift. Don’t worry, it’s the latest, trendiest design to make up for that shopping date he promised.

Leona nonchalantly passes her a jewelry box which they open to reveal a fanged necklace similar to the one he wears. He pats their head, wishing them happy birthday before leaving to nap somewhere quiet.

Ruggie was not able to afford anything too fancy, but he did share some of his favourite donuts with her. He was glad that he could depend on them when handling Leona’s demands.

Jack gives her a mini cactus/succulent garden he grew and arranged himself since he knew they loved tending to the plants in the greenhouse. “It’s not like I made this specially for you! I just had some spare plants leftover and didn’t want them to go to waste!” He would quickly reason.

Azul offers her a deal a discount at Mostro Lounge. What, that’s it? Just kidding, he hands them several test notebooks to help with studies, though he instructs them not to share with anyone else. Only her gets them free-of-charge~

Floyd had planned to squeeze his Shrimpy as a birthday gift but was stopped by Azul & Jade. In the end, he managed to find an extremely rare rainbow seashell while exploring Coral Sea, so that���s what he’s giving her. Azul probably wanted to sell that for 💰💰 but too late now.

Jade presented her with some mushrooms & herbs he gathered during his daily mountain trek as well as some recipes to cook them. Floyd gives a disgusted look behind his back though his brother chooses to ignore it. 

Kalim knows where to obtain all sorts of animals for his parades and actually procures a light brown eagle owl for her. He knew how much they adored said animal so here they go! Wait... Kalim, you can’t just give someone an actual pet so suddenly?!?!

Jamil got her a pair of sport shoes since they both love dancing. They’re the same brand he uses so they’re super comfortable. The two of them may have started off on the wrong foot, but turns out they share many interests. Plus, he’s glad she’s there to help him with Kalim’s antics.

Vil straight up hands her an entire box of cosmetics from his skincare line (it’s even in limited edition packaging), stating how important it is for his little potato to maintain healthy skin especially since they live in less-than-desirable conditions at Ramshackle.  

Rook gifts her a bird whistle. Since her new pet owl is a bird of prey perhaps she could train it to hunt small critters? It would also be yet another thing of beauty for him to take pictures of.

Epel created an entire apple carving centerpiece for the dining table, even Vil was impressed. There were all sorts of shapes, ranging from swans to butterflies, it was definitely Magicam worthy.

Idia made a custom game controller with her initials engraved on them. She regularly joins them for gaming nights during the weekend after all. He had not intended to come to the birthday party but Ortho basically forced him to attend for his sake.  

The young robot had also grown close to her and the other first years. He was very grateful to her for taking the initiative to befriend Idia despite his reclusive nature.

Malleus was glad to be included in something for once. He had a soft spot for this particular Child of Man who had approached him so bravely and eventually befriended him. His gift to her is a gargoyle paperweight, it’s functional and makes a great table decoration.

Lilia had planned to cook for the party but Silver immediately suggested giving MC a musical instrument instead since both of them were in the light music club. After rummaging around his room, Lilia settled on giving her an ocarina, which reminded him of a certain game protagonist clad in green clothes.  

Silver enjoyed fencing and he had practiced with her several times to know she was capable of wielding a weapon, thus he presented her with a silver small sword. Besides, having the extra bit of protection in school wouldn’t hurt.

Sebek handed her a book shouting “NINGEN, YOU’RE OK I GUESS, SO TAKE THIS!” It was an extra copy of one of his favourite books about a powerful swordsman who bravely protected his master while travelling alongside him.

*Bonus*

Grim’s present is a striped hair bow that matches his collar. “The great Grim-sama is capable of showing gratitude even if I’m a monster”, he proudly declares.

Also Ace decided to throw a pie at her face which escalated into the other first years joining in, followed by Floyd, Lilia and Kalim. 

Jade, Jamil and Silver attempted to stop them, Cater was filming the entire thing while Ruggie used the distraction to horde as much food as possible.

At the end of the day, the troublemakers were punished by having to clean up after the party.

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[askaziraphaleandcrowley]

Aziraphale, I think you would love the internet. You already use it for this lovely blog, but let me tell you what else you could use it for: learning or practicing languages, finding the best restaurants with the best food and wines, listening to classical music that may not be available on records, buying tickets to see plays, talking to fellow book lovers and receiving recommendations for good books, buying said books, and reading or listening to weather predictions. You could do all of that for free with just one little iPod or smartphone device that could fit into your pocket. Get Crowley to show you how; it’s a whole world of fun!

Aziraphale: Oh my goodness that does all seem rather wonderful. I have heard a lot of marvelous things about the internet. I’m just not quite sure where I would start. Perhaps I ought to just give it all a go anyway.

Crowley: Can’t go worse than the last time you tried.

Aziraphale: Oh, please don’t tell them that story.

Crowley: About how you went into the computer shop and asked them if you could buy ‘one internet please’?

Aziraphale: Yes, that story!

Crowley: Okay, I won’t tell it, I promise. 

#ask blog #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #answered

[britishassistant]

The Villainous Paranoiac Just Wants An Uneventful Holiday (Part 1)

This is not how you wanted to spend your break.

The school was supposed to be empty. Everyone except the Octavinelle trio was supposed to be gone.

Not to say you don’t enjoy your friends’ company but. No magic-using people means no magic-spewing overblots.

You were looking forward to just bringing the fairies their firewood and working on your winter homework while taking the first opportunity in a good long while to unwind with Grim and the ghosts. No investigations to worry about, no weird dreams to get worked up over, no overblots to frantically try and survive.

You wanted a break.

This? Marching 10km into the desert with the rest of Scarabia dorm for the third day in a row due to their leader’s looming psychotic breakdown? This is not a break.

Although...

There’s definetely something rotten in Scarabia dorm, you think to yourself as you watch Viper-senpai hand out skeins of water. Kalim-senpai had no problem using his unique magic yesterday, and yet today he acted like Grim had mortally insulted him when he asked for a repeat performance.

If the outburst had been after two or three other instances of Kalim-senpai using Oasis Maker and receiving what he felt were insufficient thanks for it, then his current attitude would make a little more sense. But taking umbrage after using it just once? And being universally praised by everyone else the rest of the day for it?

It doesn’t add up.

Even deranged behavior has some sort of internal logic to it, as Rosehearts-senpai and the Rules of the Queen of Hearts have taught you. Even with how nonsensical all 810 rules are, it’s rare to find a scenario where one rule actually conflicts with another— all of them usually work smoothly in tandem with the goal of having an orderly unbirthday party in mind.

Even if they do violate most forms of dignity and common sense.

Kalim-senpai’s behavior though? It’s erratic without rhyme or reason, bouncing from nice to mean and back again seemingly as he enters and exits a room. He insists you and Grim stay and participate in this asinine “training”, despite the fact that you both belong to a different dorm, and are technically rivals to Scarabia in Magift and exams.

If you didn’t know better, you’d say it’s almost like he’s trying to imitate Rosehearts-senpai before his overblot—and doing poorly at it.

And with how much Viper-senpai has been invoking parallels between the current situation and what happened back then...

The smartphone Crowley gave you is a cold, heavy weight in your pocket. Its charge ran out yesterday, which is unsurprising given how many times you dialed and redialed the dumb bird headmaster’s number only to be met with his voicemail. You can probably recite that stupid message by heart now. You’ve heard nothing from Ace and Deuce either.

One thing is clear; no one’s going to help you out of this mess but you.

“Kalim-senpai?” You brace yourself as you step towards him. “Can I ask you something?”

“What could you possibly question me about?” He barks, glaring down at you haughtily.

“Well, I was just wondering, what’s the point of all this?” You fight to keep your nerve as his posture stiffens. “I don’t mean any disrespect, none at all, but you do want everyone to do better in Magift and exams, don’t you? I was hoping you could explain to me how the parades and defensive magic training are supposed to do that. I apologize for my ignorance, I’m nowhere near as smart as you, but could you please tell me why we don’t just practice Magift and brush up on the class material inst—”

Your head’s ringing.

You think you hear faint yelling, though it sounds like it’s coming from somewhere far away.

Your cheek aches.

Numbness blooming into a sharp stinging throb that feels like it’s growing with every second that passes, burning hotter than the sun above you.

You cautiously poke your tongue against your teeth, but none feel loose, thank the Seven.

Damn, the desperate, near-hysterical thought flits through your head. Even a pampered rich boy like him has strength behind his hits, huh?

The rest of you is just trying to process what the Hell just happened.

“How. Dare. You?!”

Asim-sama looms over you, red eyes burning with fury.

It’s a fight to keep yourself from curling into a terrified ball under his gaze, tucking into yourself as though seeing less of you would abate the anger, the shouting, the hurt, like you used to when you were a child.

“You dare to question my methods, my leadership of this dorm?! You? A sniveling street rat leeching off my hospitality?! Do you know who I am?!” He rages. “I am Kalim al-Asim! I am the Head of this dorm! I don’t have to explain ANYTHING, justify ANYTHING to the likes of you!!”

You knew, you knew you were pushing your luck when you first asked, but you thought it would just be yelling, like it was before. You can handle yelling, nothing Asim-sama can say could ever be worse than what you’ve already heard.

You didn’t think he’d hit you.

You didn’t think he’d hit you.

You didn’t think—

“DON'T YOU TOUCH MY MINION, FGNAH!”

Your arm whips out almost on instinct.

You jolt forward slightly as Grim collides with it, hissing and spitting like he really was an irate cat, the flames in his ears flaring brightly enough that some detached part of you is worried about getting burned.

The other Scarabia students are reaching for their magic pens.

“Lemme at ‘im! Lemme at ‘im!!” Your friend howls, fighting to get past you. “Forget butt on fire, I’ll BURN IT TO A CRISP FOR HURTING MY MINION!! I'LL STEAL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND SELL IT FOR LUXURY TUNA!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CROSSING THE GREAT GRIM—”

“No, Grim.”

Your friend halts in his flailing to stare uncomprehendingly at you. “But Yuu—!”

“It was my fault.” You say, trying to keep as much emotion out of your voice as possible. Tears and trembling only show weakness, only make them worse. “Asim-sama was just correcting me. He was right to do so. I shouldn’t have questioned him. I overstepped my bounds.”

Asim-sama sniffs. “At least you know your place. Be glad I don’t punish you anymore than this.”

“What?! He slapped you for asking a question, you can’t possibly believe—” You gather Grim into your arms and hug him close. You quietly thank the Great Seven you at least have him, trying to hide the quiver in your limbs by burying your face in his fur.

But that’s exactly why you can’t let him do this. It’s just the two of you, you can’t win against an entire dorm of wizards like you did against the ghosts. Maybe if Ace and Deuce and Jack were here...but it’s just you. You need to protect your friend in the only way you can. “We can’t win this. Please, Grim.”

You feel him grumble, then a paw carefully pushes at your forehead. “Hrm...I’ll show mercy for now, so geroff already. It’s too hot for you to keep hugging me like this, I’m cooking here fgnah.”

Despite saying so, he settles onto your shoulder, tail smacking your arm as it flicks irritably.

“If you’ll excuse me, Asim-sama.” You duck your head slightly. “I will remove myself from your sight and head back early as penance for my behavior. Once again, my deepest apologies for insulting you.”

Asim-sama gives you a curt, dismissive nod.

You turn and make your way through the crowd of Scarabia students, snatches of muttered conversations floating to your ears.

“How could he—?”

“Just for a question?”

“Isn’t that going too far...?”

“Unforgivable...”

“Prefect.” Viper-senpai takes you by the shoulder, turning you to face him. “Are you alright?”

“I’m fine.” You reply monotonously, eyes on the sand below you. “Just...just need to be by myself for a bit.”

His lips purse and you can feel him study your face. He presses a full water skein into your hands. “Take this. Even if it’s not as cold as I’d like, it should help with the swelling some. Plus you need to stay hydrated out there.”

“Thank you, Viper-senpai.” You nod, keeping your eyes down.

“And Prefect?” He squeezes your shoulder, voice lowering only a fraction. “I am truly sorry about this. All of this. It will not happen again, you have my word.”

It would’ve been a nice apology, had you not caught a glimpse of a smirk on his face.

You nod, making sure not to outwardly react to that or to the way the whispers of the other Scarabia students turn from the condemnation of their dorm head to the exaltation of the vice dorm head. You begin following the tracks in the sand back to the main dorm.

The sun beats down on your back as you take a swig from the skein and pass it to Grim to drink from. He’s still grumbling about how you should’ve let him recreate his rampage at the entrance ceremony.

For your part, the distance and good company have let you pull yourself out of that headspace enough that you can try and look back objectively on what happened.

Your mind keeps circling back around to one question: why did Asim-senpai hit you?

Based on your interactions before this, Asim-senpai doesn’t seem to be the type to resort to physical violence as a first response, or even a last one. Which means something in your question likely backed him into a corner enough that the normally pacifistic dorm head felt lashing out physically was the only way to get you to stop.

...Like the fact that he couldn’t answer it?

Even when screaming abuse at you, his ultimate response was that he wouldn’t explain himself to you. Is that because he didn’t want to? Or because he couldn’t? Does Asim-senpai himself not know the reasons behind his own actions? But how can someone act without knowing or meaning to, without being under the influence somehow?

Under the influence.

People acted without knowing or meaning to thanks to being under the influence of Buchie-senpai’s Unique Magic during the Magift incident. But he went home, you saw him leave, so what...?

You pull out your notebook, flipping through the pages with sweaty hands until you get to your records of the testimonies from the incident. You scan through the testimonies from Scarabia students, hoping to find something, anything—

Oh.

Oh.

“Motherfucker.” You hiss, staring at the page in dismay. You are an idiot. You are the biggest idiot, you make Deuce look like a genuis, how could you forget about this?? It was only the key testimony that helped pinpoint Buchie-senpai and Savannahclaw as the culprits behind the injuries. And it explains so much— why you kept agreeing to stay here despite wanting to go back to Ramshackle so desperately, almost like your mouth was speaking without your consent.

“Minion?” Grim asks, pushing the water skein back onto you. “What’s wrong?”

You snap your notebook shut and slide it back into your pocket, taking another fortifying swig from the skein. “Grim? Think we can get back soon enough to work on the escape route in our room before the others arrive back for lunch?”

“If we pick up the pace a bit, yeah.” He hops back onto your shoulder. “But what’s the rush? We have all night tonight to work on it.”

“Let’s just say the sooner we can get out of here, the better.” You mutter, cogs and gears turning in your head as a tentative plan begins to form.

This is not how you wanted to spend your winter break.

#my art #my writing #experimenting with combining the two! #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland yuu #villainous paranoiac yuu #twst yuu #kalim al asim #twst kalim #jamil viper #twst jamil #twst grim #twisted wonderland grim #twst chapter 4 #was a Bad Time for Yuu #don’t imagine how guilty and horrified Kalim will be once he wakes up #and realizes he HURT the Prefect

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

Blame the causes of every problem

[Synopsis]: Miyeon blew their casket.

[TW]: Major cursing

Miyeon: Fuck you! You’re a controlling whore who only views high achievements through your only son!

Riddle’s mom: *Offended*

Miyeon: Fuck you! Your words diminished a young lion’s well-being and caused him inferiority complexes! I was nearly turned to sand!

The Afterglow Royal staff: *Backs away from the furious sorceress*

Miyeon: Fuck you! Me and other people were almost in debt because you bullied the kid who didn’t asked for the trauma back in the ocean because he’s a Mer-Octopus! What the fuck?!!

Azul’s former bullies: *Begging for mercy* I-I’m sorry!

Miyeon: Fuck you! You two motherfucking ass-hats forced your son to not achieve greatly because you’re under a powerful family when you should have let Jamil and Kalim do work together!

Jamil and Kalim’s parents: *Stood awkwardly*

Miyeon: Fuck you! Why do you always depict Vil Schoenheit as a villain? Huh? I’ll become a better director than you low-lives and prove it’s about the abilities to act, not the vibes!!!

Vil’s directors: Uh…

Miyeon: Fuck the two of you! I almost died risking my life to save your two boys from closely dooming the entire world! I now know your family’s curse is nothing but unloving, soul drowning co-workers! I should have killed all of you instead when I had the chance!

Idia: Miyeon, don’t say that. You don’t have to-

Miyeon: Idia, I’m cursing at the ones who caused everyone’s problems. Fuck you, your majesty!

Malleus: *Confused AF* Me?

Miyeon: Yes, you. Try buying a watch or use a fucking smartphone for once since you keep losing track of time!

Sebek: HOW DARE YOU CURSE AT WAKA-SAMA-

Miyeon: *Smacks Sebek across his face*

Sebek: *Yelps*

Miyeon: Shut that loud-ass mouth of yours before I drag your parents into your vocal problems and the behavioral issues for looking down at humans.

Sebek: *Whimpers* Yes, professor…

Miyeon: Especially fuck you!

Crowley: Me?!!

Miyeon: When the Vishanti are you going to address news if I can return home or not?! Were you fucking around while I had to save every goddamn student from their “nefarious plans”? Huh?!?!

Crowley: *Sweatdrops* Well…There’s a lot of work to be done to return to your world. A-Also complications…

Miyeon: …I have been studying to find a solution to return home and visit Twisted Wonderland.

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[fu-aki]

So this is going to be my attempt to summarize the newest chapter (chapter 4, part 1) of twisted wonderland.

Again, spoiler alert since I’m about to write out everything that happened, and I apologize for my grammar in advance.

This time in your dream, you saw Jafar on his way to get the magic lamp-> woke up -> the ghosts are talking about the winter holiday -> it’s a holiday where all students go back home and celebrate the holiday with their family -> ghosts asked about Grim’s family -> Grim said he don’t have that many memories of it, he only remember being by himself and hungry, it was really cold and he think he was waiting for someone -> Grim didn’t care about it that much since it’s all in the past, he would rather be focused on future -> ghosts were touched and said he can celebrate the holiday with them -> in class -> Crewel said even if it is holiday you shouldn’t forget about homework -> end of class -> everyone went back to their dorm to pack for going back home using the mirrors -> you decide to go to the mirrors too to ask Crowley if cafeteria is closing for holiday or what ->

And you saw this -> Crowley said that he’s going to a southern island for vacation to find clues to help you go back home -> Grim ask Crowley to bring him and you along if he’s actually searching for clues -> Crowley thought it would ruin his vacation it could be a dangerous situation so he’ll be going alone -> besides he have a more important mission for you that could affect this entire school -> which is feed the fire fairies that runs this school’s heating system with firewood -> since the ghost that was working on it went back home -> he also gives you a smartphone just in case if you need to contact him -> later you, Ace, Deuce exchanged numbers just in case -> Ruggie showed up with giant bags of food -> he bought all the almost expired food from cafeteria, he also mentioned that he almost does this everytime there’s a break -> Ace ask if he can even finish all these food before it expires -> Ruggie “what do you mean if I can finish it, this amount of food are gonna be gone in seconds with all those brats next door. besides, I need to at least let my grandma eat till she’s full in holiday time. Oh shoot the frozen food are gonna melt, bye.” -> Jack showed up with a bunch of cactus -> Ace asked if he’s opening a flower shop or what -> Jack said it’s just his hobby and he can’t just leave it here to die -> Jack “enough about me, where Ruggie senpai lives has a lot of poor families. They shares food among the weaks, that is how a hyena lives.” -> Leona “huh, just the thought of eating with a bunch of other kids gives me chills, just one was already annoying enough.” -> Jack asked if Leona is actually going home since Leona did not bring any sort of luggage -> Leona said all he need is his wallet and phone, he has a lot of clothes at home anyway -> then both him and Jack left -> Cater and Trey showed up too -> Cater ask Trey if he can go to his house since Cater’s sisters will definitely work him out a lot -> Trey said that he doesn’t mind -> but he’s going to make Cater work anyway since his family have a bakery and winter is the buziest time for them -> Riddle showed up too looking a little complicated because of his relationship with his mother -> Floyd suddenly popped up and ask if Riddle wants to stay with him and Jade Azul in school -> Jade explains since they lives in the northern part of the ocean, so they can’t go back because surface is frozen around this time, they’ll go back in spring break when it’s warmer -> Riddle, Trey, and Cater then left ->

the twin said if you want you are welcome to go to octavinelle and play with them.

Later, in cafeteria -> you were feeding the fire fairies and Grim heard something from kitchen -> you both went to check it out -> it was Jamil, cooking with the Scarabia students -> Jamil recognize you from back in magic shift event, he then introduced himself and mentioned that he’s good at remember people’s faces and names -> he also mentioned that you’ve been pretty eye catching ever since the beginning of the year, basically everyone knows you by now -> then he asked why were you in cafeteria -> Grim said it’s because Crowley ask us to feed the fairies -> Jamil (under his breath) “the principal... maybe I could use that.” -> Jamil invites you to eat with them -> you asked why are they still staying in school when it’s the winter holiday? -> one student said it’s because of their dorm leader suddenly -> Jamil cuts him off saying it’s a long story and the dishes are gonna get cold ->

he asked you one more time that you will be going to the party right? -> you agreed -> Jamil “I’m glad I could invite you, now, let’s all head to Scarabia.” -> in Scarabia -> Jamil started the party and both you and Grim starts eating -> Kalim showed up -> Kalim “...why is it so noisy in here?” ->

Kalim “what is this, Jamil. I didn’t heard anything about a guest! Didn’t I tell you to report to me if you are inviting a guest!”

Kalim “if you did I could’ve made the music even better you know~~! Well it’s nice to meet you, sorry that I couldn’t make a parade for you.” -> Jamil “it’s not the first time you met them, remember Grim burned your butt in the opening ceremony and we talked again before magic shift?” -> Kalim “is it? Haha sorry sorry I’m pretty bad at names and faces.” -> party started -> Kalim said you are welcome to come over any days of winter holiday since all Scarabia students will be here to study -> he then said the reason of it is Scarabia students was the lowest ranking in both finals and magic shift event, so the students volunteered to have study sessions during this break -> then he mentioned maybe it’s better to just let the students enjoy the break and decide to announce the news of letting the students go home in dinner time -> then he decided to show you around Scarabia dorm -> Grim was surprised by how expansive the place looks -> Kalim said it might because of his father giving night raven college some money to make the dorm look prettier -> Grim ask if he’s some sort of prince since he have this much money -> Kalim “Asim family is not the Royal family, so I’m not a prince, but some of my families are royals.” -> Grim asks if he lives in a giant mansion with many servants -> Kalim said they only have around 100 servants, it sounds a lot but Kalim do have more than 30 younger siblings, so it’s hard to function without many servants -> you arrived at the storeroom

Kalim said everything in this storeroom was given by his dad before he moved to night raven college -> then he went around looking for something -> a magic carpet popped up

Kalim ask you for a ride together -> “it’ll be fine, do you trust me*?”

in sky -> Kalim “it’s so nice to fly in sky. All the worries just don’t seems like they exist anymore. Jamil always tell me I’m so careless all the time but. I just hope, he can live a little more carelessly and happly as well...” -> later, back in Scarabia -> Jamil saw you and Kalim and told Kalim there’s something that he needs to confirm with Kalim ->

later in dinner ->

Kalim said the training wasn’t enough so the study hours are increased -> after the training, all the students are complaining and Jamil is worried too -> Jamil said the reason why Kalim is behaving like that might because he felt responsible for the Scarabia’s low ranking, and his emotions had been really unstable, that is something Jamil haven’t seen despite being with him so long, now he always says reckless stuffs like that, if this keeps going on then the students will definitely gets upset, there’s no way he can handle it by himself -> Jamil “that’s right...! You are just like an unpolished gemstone! You are the amazing student that helped to solve the problems in so many dorms, so please, help Scarabia too.” -> Grim “it’s kind of hard on us with that high of an expectation.” ->

Jamil “please... you will help us right?” -> you agreed -> Jamil was really glad and suggest you to stay in Scarabia as a guest

In a room -> Grim asked why did you agree to that -> you said when you realized it you had already agreed -> Grim commented on you being too nice of a person and suggest to just sneak away at night so you don’t have to deal with this -> you did but then was found out by other students -> they put you back in your room and tell you to not run away, or Kalim will get really upset -> and then they locked the door -> you tried to call Crowley with the phone you got from him -> Crowley’s phone was off -> you decided to call Ace and Deuce next

And then the story ends

*: technically it’s just “trust me” but it’s a reference to Aladdin ask Jasmine “do you trust me.” So I kept it as that.

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