Hi Ghillie :catcute: c-can I request Saga "there was only one bed on this important stakeout" style uwu
hi zeph, enjoy!
Title: Enough To Dream And Make Believe
Pairing: Kapano "Naga" Vang/Vikhor "Stitch" Kuzmin
Additional Notes: title is from Floral And Fading by Pierce The Veil bc emo me is emo
"The things I do for this fucking job." Naga was, once more, pissed. That had become something of a running theme during his operations with Stitch.
Frankly, the only thing keeping the other man alive was the too-fresh memory of a gunshot wound to the thigh and brain matter on tree bark.
"I'm not sleeping on the ground." Stitch replied, firmer than was strictly necessary. "I need a good night's rest to be at my prime."
"Yeah, you aren't the only one who needs their beauty sleep, princess."
Stitch scowled and pulled the hotel room key from Naga's grip."I don't give a shit, I'm not sleeping on the ground!"
"I'm not either, kiss my ass!"
"Fucking try m-"
"Uh, 'scuse me, but why don't ya'll just share the bed?" The quickly heating argument was interrupted by a bellhop, who was carrying the agents' bags.
Stitch scowled again and shoved past the other two.
In almost six hours' time, jack-shit had happened. No one had come from or gone out of the office complex Stitch and Naga were meant to watch, and both were getting bored.
Naga set down his pair of binoculars and flopped down onto the bed. "Fuck this, I'm sleeping. If you try and wake me up, I will toss you out the window."
Stitch tried to protest, but the other had fallen asleep seconds after his head touched the pillow. At the same time, Naga looked so quaint that it would truly be a shame to wake him.
As the hours passed, Stitch found himself curiously looking over the younger man's unmasked face. There was a softness visible in the Cupid's bow of his lips, the colour in his cheeks, a softness that wasn't there in his waking hours. The Russian found himself drawn to it.
Then again, it was late, and Stitch was definitely jet-lagged.
Yeah, that was it. Jet-lag. Not a crush. Most certainly not a crush.
Stitch pushed Naga away from his side of the bed, careful not to wake him. He wasn't planning on being thrown out a window any time soon.
Besides, the bed was a queen. More than enough to fit two men. Right?
Stitch sighed and shucked his shirt, then crawled into bed. He was asleep the moment his head hit the pillow.
Naga woke to a steady heartbeat under his head, and a hand on his hip. He tried to shift, but the grip tightened, and Stitch stirred slightly, so he stayed put. After all, he wasn't complaining.
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Wait, since iago is here, all the other villains sidekick are probably there too. For example, pain and panic shapeshifting into birds to spy on idia and Yuu’s date, The hyenas causing student stampedes so Leona can save Yuu, Ursula’s eels spying on Yuu to get information about their likes and dislikes, Evil Queen’s crow is being used as a messenger, maleficent’s raven is causing hell on the others attempt to woo Yuu, King of hearts giving riddle pep talks
YOU GOT THE SPIRIT!
And FINALY THE KING OF HEARTS, YES, I FORGOT ABOUT THE LITTLE DUDE! Ok I watched only one time the alice movie but still
POOR KING OF HEARTS, the guy's bullied by the others oh my God only his wife to save him
He tries to give Riddle "the talk" "sir... your majesty I already know about this"
He tries his best but has no guts, Riddle wonders how the hell did the queen married him
jokes on him. When talking to the king he discovers that he's a great listener and his insecure but some times calm voice is realy reassuring for some reason reminds you of someone?
Surprising great at upping the boy's moral! "D-don't worry! I am sure they will find your tea party wonderful! I saw their little smile when they left last time!"
While the queen isn't above using more... seduction, the king has the most wholesome ideas and usually works best for the poor boys dignity
Oh the HYENAS, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed, mischief encarned, they are loving the food, realy, more than they ever think they could eat.
Respect Leona bc he just let them do their own thing, however they become annoyed when Ruggie is pushed around too much "c'mon let the kid have a break once!"
When they see that a certain herbivore is catching the eye of said lion and scar himself just comented on how convenient it would be to have some chaos on certain day at certain time...
Crowley is losing feathers and hair by the second, WHO IS LETTING A ZOO LOSE AT THE SCHOOL??!! And who's gonna have to pay the price? Yuu, who's trying desperate to gain control on the hyenas and they don't look friendly, no sir
Luckily Leona came and up to the air they go, just a little problem, he wasn't aware of this plan, and now he's mad and start scolding the hyenas, they stop snickering at him carring yuu like a bride on the broom, looks like the plan might have been a success
"Leona you can put me dow now y'know"
"Do you realy think I don't see that scratch? Honestly herbivore you're bold to think I would let you harm yourself more than those imbeciles already did"
Flotsam and jetsam are such sneak litte shits, they are always watching, anytime Yuu pass by a lake or river, they are there, watching and listening
The Leech twins are a little skeptical about those two eels who just popped up on the octavinelle tanks, but soon lear they can be very entertaining and very useful, especialy if you can understand them
Oh they love to prank any poor unfortunate student that is next to a body of water, be it by calling them out or... biting
Azul got some very good information from them, favorite color? Dunno, but they are going to scarabia to study later this evening, and if he doesn't do something they are sure the scarabia boy is planing someting
Cue Azul's trying to interfere before something happens or just crashing on some dates when he can
On yuu's birthday day Azul gets them something they comented only to Grim and he just plays it off as a coincidence
Now the evil Queen's Crow has the chillies job among the seven henchmen, you see, Vil has so little privacy that even if he were to text yuu the public would know by one means or anothers
So what's the second best way to communicate? Letters! So the Crow's job is to come and go with them, wich makes him the second henchmen that has a good reputation with Yuu
Many times, as letters take time to be ready, he's just chilling on schools grounds, looking around, finding food, chilling with Diablo the usual
And then... Crowley shows up and oh boy, how can a bird so small manage to creat such a smug aura, and how can a grow ass man be so fucking jealous of a bird territorial thing? Oh no no no, Crowley knows very fucking well who this is and he ain't letting this little shit rob his position as best Crow to yuu no sir, OUT later that day he laid awake until 3 AM now realizes that a certain someone might not be totally dead
Pain & panic have notice how late Idia's staying awake and in some days comes back way later, so what they do? They go after him
And surprise surprise the boy is mopping by some ruin around the dorm, he was doing a video for those shows he likes so much, judging by the clothes and sticks, but stoped and is... wait... is he laughing?
Oh. Oh~ seems like he's not alone, the little prefect he doesn't shut up about is there and he's socializing with them how adorable! For someone who was in denial seconds ago they look fine together
So they just start recording, Ortho teached them, cute interactions for what? Two hours, they show it to him and Hades later, the room almost turned to ashes by his embarrassment, Hades is super fucking pround and betrayed Why didn't you told him earlier Idia?!
Would they go and record Yuu's life for him? Absolutely
Diablo my boy! best raven, I don't care, third best character in that movie only topped BY Maleficent and the three faries, he can literally be a general.
Listen remember when Malleus wanted a friend like him? Yeah guess what? He does have him now and ahahah would you look at that child of man I think it wasn't friendship that I felt why are you so cute tonight?
Goes to their night walk and finds them adorable together, notices yuu's extremely dangerous life, especialy the fact that they have no magic and guess who just got adopted by a bird
Yuu finds some trinkets and he himself delivers some, never getting from Malleus treasure, he gets those from around school
So bc Malleus nor his mistress can't watch over yuu all day he does the job instead
And he's not surprised to see how many boys grew interest on them, and he just loves sabotaging their plans over and over
It brings him great amusement when he sees the hope of a perfect confession fading from the students eyes
Sometimes even plays the victim to be rescued by Yuu and brought to Malleus immediately, causing more interaction between them by day time
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