#crit!karl

[gnflorida]

#this is what my last rb made me think of this was The test #the whole tftsmp era #ppl used to karl crit on main like you would not believe 😭 #mcytblr #karl jacobs #mp

[leolingo]

just saw the thing about tubbos "time travel" lore idea he apparently pitched to the admins and is waiting for feedback on and it gave me the worst war flashbacks PLEASE god . praying begging that the admins veto it i cant deal with time travelling at this point in the overarching story i wont survive it ❌❌ NO TIME TRAVELLERS ALLOWED ❌❌ pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lets NOT touch that omfg

#Karl jacobs you will pay for your crimes....... #/lh #but i really hope nothing comes of it omg im actually scared #discourse #crit #kit.txt

[lacystar]

I’m gonna hit karl in the face with his stupid time traveler vans

#concuss that mf #sorry #stop making shoes and maybe consider the abandoned series they came from #Karl jacobs crit #mcyt

[qslimebignaturals]

If c!karlnapity happens I will be like the strict father at his daughter's (c!quackity) wedding that HATES her fiancé (c!karl) but allowes the marriage because he makes her happy

As long as c!Q gets a good ending I am happy 😊

#quackity #sapnaps chill but i dont really care about him #karlnapity #karlnapity crit #karl crit #for filtering purposes

[dreamonminecraft]

Im not watching what's Karl doing?

They just tried to play a dating sim and fucked around for an hour and then quit because it was.. a dating sim.. and then joined the VC for Hasan/punz/rae/foolish/i don't know who else valorant game in the middle of a super important moment and started yelling at Hasan and clogging comms

#like i love Karl but God damn he can be really annoying sometimes he does not think about other people #asks #karl crit

[cr0wseye]

you have the vibes of someone who is into either tma or d20 but not crit role (you said dnd i think

CALLED OUT. ON MY OWN TUMBLR BLOG

#my posts #my co author is the crit role stan #its too long and a bit boring for me #I love d20 though #and I watched TMA lol I love the spiral it influenced a lot of how I draw karl #and in general how I write and especially write horror #I also just play a lot of D&D and I got into it from TAZ :> #I was in a D&D session like an hour ago-

[tinogiehd]

twt is sucking his dick dry rn too, like way to go losers you just guaranteed yourselves at least another 3 months of zero mentions hope you enjoy this kwt 'win' while he jerks off to your praise. see if they were smart they'd run Karl crit more regularly cause at this rate they'd get their irl dream banter episode by next week but yeah no a couple priv tweets suddenly Karl's on the front lines huh 🙄

like him typing out dream's name erases the last nine month right

#aya asks #kogie neg

[anonymous-dentist]

Karl volunteered to die.

Before heading to his voluntary death, ckarl needed to be hurt so he’d die in the blast. So cSapnap crit him with his ax, and Karl’s head was bent and he was crouched in anticipation. He screamed when being hit, and Sapnap immediately apologized and said it was for the cause. On the way to the bridge, karl asked Sapnap to keep punching him so he wouldn’t regain any health. He said that he didn’t mind dying as long as it would make his friends happy. In the holy lands later, Quackity gave him all his enchanted netherite armor to protect him. Karl immediately threw it back without even putting it on and went outside to confront Dream head-on with insults and no weapons and no armor, just himself and his own anger and hope. And then he spent the entirety of negotiations on the front line with Quackity as backup and continually talking shit about the most powerful man in the world to his face. And then when he was all over? He named El Rapids. And now he doesn’t remember any of it

And I’m supposed to be normal about all of this?

[calamitydaze]

im nosy please elaborate hehe (esp on the snf stuff eyes emoji)

you got it 🫡 warning in advance for banter + snf crit but this is all from the perspective of a fan i’m not hating just to hate. and under the cut cause this is everything i’ve been holding in it’s Long

imo the problems with banter boil down to 1) a lack of direction, and 2) that it honestly seems like nobody but karl even gives a shit about it. it doesn’t even need to be a particularly inspired idea to work, just coasting off their dynamic would be fine (i don’t think karl/sap/george is a great combo for this format but that’s not to say it can’t ever work, i’ve enjoyed them in past episodes) but they still need to go into sessions with like…. an idea of what to do. it’s evident in both individual episodes— losing track of the topic ten minutes in, aimless conversations, starting and stopping stories, etc— and the podcast as a whole— celebrity guests seem picked at random with minimal research done, their chris episode that had a chance of being topical didn’t come out until after the general public lost interest, and doing THREE reboots because they keep losing steam after putting out two episodes is just ridiculous (though they’ve been better about that recently, credit where it’s due). their new set actually looks great, i like it a lot, but it doesn’t make their fundamental problems better. and all that would be more excusable if i got the sense that banter was really a passion project for them, but like i said yesterday i just…. don’t think that it is 😭 i do feel like karl genuinely wants to make it work and tries hard. but snf seem like they just said yes because it’s easy for them and they’ve got literally nothing else going on, and at least imo it shows

three guys in their twenties making a mid podcast isn’t the worst thing in the world (in fact it’s healthy for them. enriches their environment) but the reason everyone is so bitter towards it is because it’s ALL we get these days, save for a stream for two every couple weeks. it’s true that banter doesn’t Actually stop them from doing anything else, if they wanted to make content they would make it, but when we hear that group streams have been canceled and snf fly to north carolina a day later that’s still what it feels like! and, maybe most maddeningly, they seem to be under the impression that most of their audience Likes the podcast?? that’s the only explanation i can think of for the hubris of booking a big venue in a low-traffic state just before vidcon with no guests but austin ever announced and the most half assed promotion i’ve ever seen (see my point about not caring). i don’t like them blaming the venue for the cancellation either, i call bs on them being “difficult to work with” and it was almost certainly because of low ticket sales. like honestly, genuinely, did none of you see this coming? it’s incredibly out of touch and even though i like all three of them i can’t help but feel bitter thinking about how the only content we can expect from content creators is something they don’t seem passionate about yet continue to ignore that their audience very resoundingly Does Not Want It

and that brings me to snf’s careers right now as a whole. i don’t have as much to say as i did yesterday cause this anon summed it up so well but it really feels like between dream not micromanaging them anymore, minecraft content in general getting lower views and more creatively burned out, and not being separately stuck inside forced to do Something to stave off the boredom, they just don’t know what to do anymore, so they do nothing (or make seven-minute mr beast videos). dream isn’t the content machine he used to be either but at least with his projects like usmp (🕊) and drusic i can feel like he’s busy with projects he loves and there will be something tangible for me in the future, so i’m more willing to wait and see. and using tommy as another example, he’s done a great job branching out into other avenues and preserving his audience when what he was doing got tired. there’s no reason snf Can’t, they just haven’t. and when i hear about things like them scolding dream for promising us things i’m like ?!? fair i guess, i’d rather not expect anything and not be disappointed, but it’s only not happening because you guys aren’t making it happen. are you really SO busy that you can’t carve out three hours in an afternoon to cook something on stream? (in fairness that could be said about all three) or do you just not want to, and expect your audience to stick around indefinitely like it’s 2020?

and this discussion has been had on tumblr already of course and to be honest i’ve never really agreed with the consensus that it’s entitled to want content from content creators, but just to cover my ass a bit LMAO: this doesn’t bother me day to day, i have life to keep me busy so i just watch something when it interests me and don’t when it doesn’t. i love that dteam seem like friends first and business partners second and i would rather preserve that than grind content! but all the same i don’t think it’s wrong as fans to be critical of what people we like are (or aren’t) putting out but as always yk feel free to chime in with agreements or disagreements or whatever i am a greek forum for minecraft youtubers

#example of a ytber podcast i think works really well: hey and stuff #(if anyone remembers that relic LMAO) #it’s not a crazy original idea but it has a defined gimmick that gives the episodes direction and it works really well with + #wilbur’s personality #i miss hey and stuff. can it come back please #the yard is a good one too of course but i don’t really watch it #anyway... here you go! #bella answers #anon #critical

[sapybara]

That happened to me this morning! Someone followed me (after I blocked their other account) and I checked their pin. Said they hate multishippers (which I am), doesnt like Karl (one of my mains) or Quackity (still posts /pos about). Granted, my more popular posts are centered Dream but also like, do people really not check who they want to follow??

I softblocked them cause I dont like or tolerate Karl hate (crit is fine but not unprompted neg), I dont want that anywhere near my blog thank you

Yeah I mean, I usually don't sb people who follow me (unless they're like cr.tblr or t.erfs) bc to each their own, but I find it really weird cause yeah I'll post about dteam and dnf but also about my babies (quackity and karl) and other ships AND that's literally on my pinned

#if i had a nickel everytime i post kn.f and then i see a vaguepost on my dash about how fucked up is to ship anything other than dn.f— #i truly do not understand why ppl are passive aggressive instead of like sbing or hbing #curate your own experience! #tea.talk

[biboyhalo]

yeah tbf apart from the leak talk, you aren't much different from the majority of crit 😭 its mostly dnfers who hate karl

I mean that’s dtblr in a nutshell these days, dnf truthers who hate karl. They even call George autistic!! Like everything you got exiled for originally planet 😭😭

#anon #asks

[patchesjam]

You’re so valid and it’s very fair to be pissed about the TikTok (I am too, I really don’t like mask jokes) but getting mad at only Karl and not George sapnap and punz is kinda 🚩 like it really just comes across as you don’t like Karl and you’re looking for any reason to complain about him but you won’t hold his other friends to the same standard

this is true the difference for me is that george sapnap and punz have all shown public support or at the very least acknowledge him regularly frequently, like if tommy made taht joke i wouldnt be as mad because he has frequently vehemently defended dream against that kind of crit before but shrug what do i know

BUT i will no longer be talking about this on my blog not interested in any more discussion here ty

#negativity

[lacystar]

Hi, c!Karl enjoyer here, you're not wrong tbh! I don't think it was as bad around the Manberg arc, but we barely see him in the general smp anymore. Obviously tftsmp is cc!Karl's main priority, which is fine, but it leaves a lot to be desired on his relationships with other smp characters and makes him feel less rounded out as a result.

We're just left to assume that conversations with his friends happen off-screen a lot which sucks! It would be such an easy fix too because cc!Karl used to do late night dsmp streams often which could have dipped into some casual lore for character building if he wanted.

YEP. YEP YEP YEP.

the big tension around Charles . CHARLES? im keeping that in that's too funny. the big tension around KARL's character is the threat that he's forgetting/losing the people he loves and cares about, but it's not very suspenseful when we don't get to SEE him interact with those people in the first place. him forgetting q was really upsetting because their distance in story made sense. if he forgets Sapnap.... yeah it'll be sad, but we haven't gotten to see a deterioration of their relationship or even really any attempt to show he still cares anyways. the last we saw him interact with Sapnap, who was fearful for their country after dream's escape, karl was just cold. no indication he was even listening Sapnap really out. that's not "forgetting" that's just kinda being a dick to your friend.

agree 100% with ur manberg karl point. he was a dick /pos but by god he was a dick who loved his friends so it worked.

imo he doesn't really... feel... like the main character of tales??? 👀 am I allowed to say that can I say that. I dunno. I don't even know how to describe it really there's just Something Missing.

#but yes you are so right #and love the twi pfp :P #mcyt #tftsmp #tftsmp crit #karl jacobs #Karl jacobs crit #asks #dream smp #basilsproutz

[greaterspawnislands]

omg no way you got mass qrted before lmao was it a lore opinion those tend to get people sending you dts on twitter lol

surprisingly no it wasn’t a lore opinion - i learned to shut my mouth pretty quick on that one when the cphil crit started flying. i got canceled for an opinion on fic actually!

i don’t even remember the date anymore, but at some point in 2020 there was a stream that quackity and karl did where they decided to read fics live on stream. i made a tweet about how i wasn’t really a fan of them reading this fic live on stream, because they were going through like, wattpad fics, and i was of the opinion that these fic authors were keeping their work in the fandom sphere as opposed to posting it on twitter/in the cc’s sphere/giving their consent to have their work shown off on stream, and that these were probably just like 12 year old kids learning to write, and i also insisted that even though q+k told people not to harass the authors, that wasn’t going to do shit against their 70k audience, etc. it was a long thread. i still feel firmly abt most of this but it’s a moot point by now

and then After i posted that… one of the fics they read on stream had some culturally insensitive depictions/characterization of quackity. i feel like quackity and karl tried to laugh it off on stream, but obviously it was not comfy for people to sit through, and by now my thread was circulating

so i immediately started getting mass qrt’d for defending racism in fics lol. ! bc people can’t read time stamps or use contextual clues

i deleted the tweet thread soon after bc i just could not be bothered to explain myself more than once a to all of those idiots lol. and that’s the one time i got mass qrt’d on twitter dot com!

#and then i almost never voiced an opinion again bc i learned it was not worth it ever #pwettyepic

[dreamonminecraft]

i stopped watching cause he was bothering me. i was cringing so bad when he joined the vc with the others and they were really into the game and he was giggling at joining. hasan seemed confused/annoyed too. and the way he was talking to chat kinda bothered me too. like you left a game an HOUR IN all annoyed that chat recommended it and obviously chat is annoying sometimes but the way he said not to worry and that he wasn’t looking for recommendations after when people were telling him to play episode kinda rubbed me the wrong way. maybe i’m sensitive but

I mean to be fair, chat was also being annoying for suggesting games

#who plays a story game and then is surprised when there's substance to it #like not to take this too seriously #<- is taking this entirely too seriously #but it's almost as if gay people aren't a joke and there's more to gay male relationships than sex #sorry Karl how dare gay men get to know each other instead of just boning from the get go #just because the game had daddy in the title doesn't mean it was going to be some steamy gay dating sim #and i feel like him not taking it seriously from the beginning is really disappointing #i need to go to bed before i make myself even angrier #im watching punz and falling asleep #send me more asks so i can be angry in the morning #asks #karl crit

[zodiac-senpai]

The fictional version of Karl der Große, King of the Franks and the Holy Roman Emperor who united most of Europe with his Twelve Paladins.

"Woah, woah, woah! My bad, my bad, just consider this an emergency summon! Let's see… True Name, Charlemagne! I'm a Saber-class! There are a few more major names for me out there, but I appreciate you using this one! Those legends… no, I'll show you the truest extent of my rumored heroism!" - upon being summoned~ (translated by @lapithae)

◇ (Saber) ◇ True Name ◇ Charlemagne ◇

◇ Debuts in Lostbelt 6.5 ◇ Traum ◇

Kanji: シャルルマーニュ

AKA: (Charlie, Chuck, Charles, Daddy, Himbo Knight, Gudaoface)

Rarity: (SSR) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Class: Saber

ID: No. 343

Illustrator: Wada Arco

Bond CE: The Sword of a King, The Sword of a Hero

CV: Ryohei Kimura

First Appearance: Fate/Extella Link

Attribute: Star

Height/Weight: 176 cm, 69 kg

Origin: Legend of Charlemagne, The Song of Roland

Region: France

Alignment: Lawful-Good

Gender: Male

Hair Color: Black and white

Eye Color: Blue

“I mean, you CAN call me Charlie, or Chuck, or anything else, but not the other name I'm famous by!”

“Daddy is so disappointed in you, I could cry!”

✦✦✦✦

》 Parameters 《

Strength: A | Endurance: C | Agility: B

Magic: A | Luck: A | Noble Phantasm: A+

》 Personal Skills 《

Skill 1: Traveling the Path of the King C

- Grants one ally Invincibility for 2 attacks; 3 turns. If the Invincibility status is not granted self, increases own NP generation rate for 5 turns. If the Invincibility status is not granted self, grants self On-Defense-Activate buff for 5 turns.

- (Grants self Heroic King buff for 5 turns when attacked.)

- (Heroic King: Enable extra damage from Charlemagne's NP.)

- If the Invincibility status is granted self, 500% chance to seal own NP. [Demerit]

Skill 2: Emperor of Paladins EX

- Increases party's attack for 3 turns.

- Increases own damage against Demonic enemies for 3 turns.

- Increases own defense against Divine enemies for 3 turns.

- Charges own NP gauge.

Skill 3: Mana Burst (Light) A

- Increases own Quick performance for 3 turns.

- Increases own critical damage for 3 turns.

- Increases own critical damage against Evil Alignment enemies for 3 turns.

》 Class Skills 《

Magic Resistance A

- Increases own resistance to debuffs by 20%.

Riding A

- Increases own Quick card performance by 10%.

Noble Phantasm (Quick; Rank EX):

Joyeuse Ordre ◇ Exemplify the King's Heroics, O' Twelve Traveling Swords

- Deals damage to all enemies. - Deals (100% + 10% N) extra damage to enemies. - (N: Own Heroic King stack count, Max: 12 stacks.) Overcharge: Reduces all enemies' Quick resistance for 3 turns.

Secondary Noble Phantasms:

◇ Joyeuse ◇

◇ Charles Patricius ◇

Command Cards: QQAAB

Hits: Quick - 4 │Arts - 3 │Buster - 5 │Extra - 5

Traits: Brynhildr's Beloved, Hominidae Servant, Humanoid, King, Male, Riding, Roman, Servant, Weak to Enuma Elish

Tags: Quick/Arts, AoE Quick NP, Invincibility Support, Trait Change, Self NP Gain Up, Self NP Seal [Demerit], Anti-Divine DEF Up, ATK Support, Anti-Demonic ATK Up, Self Quick Up, Self Crit Damage Up, Anti-Evil Crit Damage Up, Quick Resist Down

#daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #bisexual #pansexual #play extella link. it speaks for itself #literally debuted in fgo on the first day of pride month #fate grand order #fgo #fate extella #wada arco #charlemagne fate #saber #charlie #that tiny waist 👌🏽 #his third ascension? DAYUM 😩 #those long strands of hair should be illegal for looking so good on him #I might've exaggerated a bit on the names 😂 #we’re getting fed today on the charlie content 👀 #fgo spoilers #fate series #fate/grand order #fate extra #fate/extella link #charlemagne #fate charlemagne #himbo king #my himbo husbando #juicy 👀