Criminal minds fanfiction is wild. Bc we COULD use a case from and ep and insert a reader but INSTEAD, we make up the most disgusting, revolting, horrible murder cases.
Like, we could use scratch or even the womb raider or ANYTHING but no, instead yall deciding to have a guy in Maine kidnap woman going back to their cars, kill them, stuff their body with their groceries and rape their dead body for a week.
While theirs intense romance between reader and a nerd
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how do I tell the guy I’m talking too that I will never want him as badly as I want this pipe cleaner with eyes
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Y/N: hozier is my new crush… i am so over spencer reid
emily: baby, you were never under him in the first place.
Y/N: im gonna murder you in your sleep, em. No law will convict me. Hotch will represent me!!!!
emily: i know i should be scared but it is really difficult to be scared of a 4’11 beb.
jesus spencer, walking in: hey
Y/N: guess where are back to square 1 huh.
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Supervisory Special Agent Kevin Day, banging his hands down on the interrogation table: WHERE'S THE VICTIM'S HEAD?
Neil Josten, in a gaudy hawaiian shirt, pink twirly straw hanging out of his mouth, handcuffed to said table: Well, I don't know, Agent. I must have dropped it on my way in here!
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Single braincell moment and it’s just this
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cm fans that think spencer was ugly in season one are embarrassing. like that's cool buzzfeed but just look at him
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I’ll be like ‘I don’t have a type’ but I do. I do have a type .and that type is intellectual but a little silly men.
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Criminal minds, the X files and Hannibal don’t take place in the same universe but I’d think it be really funny if they did.
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spencer in glasses>>>
he’s literally such a cutie i could cry 😭
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petition to get a spin-off with Blake and Reid where both of them just get to be neurodivergent nerds for 45 minutes not straight each week
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my dad: "you never show me ur writing"
my writing being the most toe curling, sheet gripping, cream inducing, hair pulling, nails digging, back arching, jaw clenching smut ever:
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