i will NEVER accept hearing “you’ve told me this story before.” OKAY?? that tells me that if you were in a timeloop you would get tired of me like three days in. we are not meant to be . i deserve devotion
Collector said to Belos "You haven't been home in like, how many hundreds of years? What if it's changed?" Even in perfect health if you drop his ass in the middle of Times Square he'd go into cardiac arrest in 14 seconds tops
Y’all ever just be going through your day normally and totally chill like and then randomly think of how Kinn (Mile) shudders after his org*sm both in the bathroom hj scene and the pool scene………. No? Just me? Cool cool cool 🫡
I’m pretty vocal about wishing Oda would be more liberal with killing off his minor characters, but I will say I like the resolution of this by having Paulie tie himself up with his own ropes. It’s legitimately clever, and while it still leads to a fake-out death, it’s one that’s somewhat justified.
This song borrows the Lost Elf Theme and the Thedas Love Theme to create what I call the “Solas Love Theme,” or “Uthenera: Fen’Harel Ver Na.” It is melancholy and hopeful and captures, at least in my humble opinion, the internal journey which Solas undertakes in Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Since the Solavellan Hell exchange authors have been revealed, I can finally share this here! I hope you all give it a listen and enjoy.
Archive.org Recording (download it if you like)
AO3 Post (includes program notes)
And if you want to check out my original music, I have a bandcamp :)
I need what the sasuke/tsunade training dynamics would be.
Sassy brat + alcoholic takes no shit = funniest thing ever actually
Sasuke/Tsunade Sageswap
Sasuke tries his surly shit and gets decked on the first day.
He also gets decked on the second, third, fourth, tenth, thirtieth, and sixtieth day.
Sasuke is...a slow learner when it comes to not attempting to pull his Uchiha privilege.
Tsunade contemplates invoking the old Senju/Uchiha wartime hatred of it all. Then she remembers she can just beat this brat into submission and he doesn't even hate her, he's just traumatized and doesn't know what to do about the growing familial feelings he's developing for her.
In turn, she develops familial feelings for him and grows 10x more aggressive, for now he must survive.
Sasuke is forced to learn to heal without his Sharingan first. He needs to learn chakra control for a what-if worst case scenario.
Then he needs to learn it all over again with his Sharingan, because now he can see the chakra flow and it's so much easier it's insane.
He's furious with Tsunade for depriving him of his natural advantage. He does not realize the gift she gave him with learning chakra control all by himself until he's well into adulthood.
Sasuke makes himself a Yin seal by 15.
Tsunade is appalled.
Sasuke becomes a slug sage and weaponizes his awesome healing power into pummeling Itachi and forcing his cells to heal and reproduce to cancerous levels. He commits fratricide with the tools Tsunade gifted him.
Tsunade glows with the knowledge that she is the only one who has an apprentice truly surpassing the master so quickly.
Given this particular sage swap, I guess Orochimaru is miserably attempting to override the nine tails' willpower and possess Naruto's body, and Jiriaya is no longer allowed to write porn or be a massive pervert and is instead teaching Sakura everything he knows about sealing.