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Peter: [tied to a chair]: You’ll never get me to talk
Bad guy: [pulls out a knife] Oh, we have ways to make you talk
Bad guy: [cuts into a cake]
Peter: Can I... Can I have a piece?
Bad guy: Sorry, this cake is only for talkers
[later]
Peter: [mouthful of cake] And I was like, that’s not really fair. You can’t tell me to work without the suit while you’re in your own suit, right?
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Peter: I’ve been stressed lately. I’m gonna light these incense sticks.
Peter: *accidentally lights sparklers*
Peter: [now much more stressed] This is actually pretty on brand for me.
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