#cream for hands

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

#zosan #sanji #zoro #strawhats #op #one piece #this post brought to you by my burning shoulders #i love bread but damn #also i have made whipped cream by hand before #yes it was a complete pain. #would not recommend #i think im gonna start tagging these posts #maybe..... #anime posting #? #good as anything for now i guess #...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands #also #rereading this #beating meat #stiff #sticky mess #good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here #obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan

[zu-is-here]

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#zu art #comic #post dark cream #cross!sans #dream!sans #ink!sans #aim!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #Ink: *removes Broomie with one hand while holding Aim with the other one* #my brain: (ah) Girl Look At That Body (ah) ♪ xd #phew I finally finished it :'D #gotta zzz— have a good night or day everyone!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[heartnosekid]

mushroom pancakes 🍄🍓 | source

#stim #pancakes #mushrooms #waffles #sfw #food #brown #white #red #cherries #strawberries #fruit #tongs #hands #utensils #shaped pancakes #whipped cream #ishy gifs #postish

[heich0e]

single dad!osamu and his toddler son who refers to you as his 'babe'—because that's what his papa calls you

#'my babe is picking me up from school today!!' #'on the weekend i went to the park with my babe and then we got ice creams but it was a secret from papa because we ate his' #'my babe told me that if you don't wash your hands you'll catch sneezes!!' #hq hcs #osamu x reader

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #just needed my own gifset of this :') #i really like colouring this scene too!!! it always comes out so nice! #also still can't believe we got a hand kiss and forehead kiss in one episode!!! AMAZING #today i was very busy!!! #my important errands of the day was going out to get myself hot chocolate #and buying ice cream sandwiches #oh and then household chores i guess #but yeah :'))) #hope you all had a good day!

[pcktknife]

IQ

#ice queen #fiona and cake #fnc #adventure time #i think its interesting how much more disconnected she feels from her counterpart in comparison to everybody else #we never really get the simon part of ice queen right? like even the small cameo in fnc. maybe its cause we dont get that side of her in th #fnc episodes of adventure time we only get the surface level 'evil crazy ice lady' and never the person b4 the crown like her being a #ice cream vendor and her appearance while still slightly reminiscent of simon feels so different #etc etc shoulda made a textpost if i was gonna say all that #anyways ice queen + simone(?) #n marshall n betty but *waves hand* #myart #edit: so fucked everything i said apparently shes just some nymph in the comics 🗿 #i cant have anything. whatev im gonna continue living in my world of ignorance. those comics cant hurt me and i won't allow them to (u_u)

[izzymarksthespot]

Ngl, if he smiled at me like this, I'd give him anything he wanted.

#you wanna set the world on fire bae? sure lemme just get us some kerosene #murder? i'll get the body bags #wanna have some ice cream after? maybe a backrub? #no seriously nothing is off limits #i love me my bae 🥹❤️ #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death

[chalkrub]

made a little linocut for pixie <:^) miss her so much

#my art #illustration #linocut #printmaking #cat #it's getting easier but it's still hard in different ways now. but i am genuinely just happy she was alive and healthy for so long #went to see the new exorcist yesterday and it was pretty bad but also funny and good at points (the start) #but the REAL win was that I got 2 scoops of ben and jerrys (phish food and cookie dough for those wondering. the best flavours) #and the lady crammed as much ice cream into the pot as posible. like 2 VERY generous scoops followed by extra shoved on top #i had to resist asking to shake her hand she made me want to do like a pledge of allegiance or something

[nat-stimmy]

Italian Cream Sodas (SOURCE)

#tw hands #cherries #drinks #drink making #drink stim #pouring #whipped cream #food #food stim #soda #soda stim #cream soda #cream soda stim #red #red stim #pink #pink stim #white #white stim #stim #stims #stimmy #my gifs

[grimalkinmessor]

Was thinking about Light Yagami—again, help—and thought "If Light Yagami wants something, then he's going to get it" but then I realized. No. No, that's not right. Because Light is also the type of guy to convince himself that he doesn't want things. So like,,,only in surges of destructive behavior does he insist on getting what he wants.

Someone spills wine on Light's shirt? Laugh it off but start up a thirty-two step plan to ruin their life.

Light wants some ice cream? No he doesn't. What are you talking about? He's never wanted any sort of dessert in his life because that would be childish and also selfish of him.

An uncle called him a 'sissy boy' for playing the piano? Uncover the drugs in his car and, if there aren't any, plant some. Make sure they're discovered at the largest family gathering possible in front of plenty of witnesses. He will spend seven years in jail.

Light likes a certain band and wants to listen to their music, go to a concert even? Nope. Never heard of them. Who? He doesn't need CDs and his father just bought him a computer for school so really a music player would be excess. Plus he's not one of those heathens that likes to study to music, obviously.

And thinking about that, I think L breaks him out of that mindset by teasing out Light's pettiness. L turns everything into a challenge, a game to win, so Light's more "foolish" wants are no longer childish—they're a victory. L turns Light's simplest desires into petty revenge, and so he'll chase them.

Light would never ask or even search for an expensive gourmet breakfast food on his own, but handcuff him to L and have him watch his every meal, then Light's damn well going to make sure he enjoys it. Light wants silk pajamas because the sheets are uncomfortable, Ryuzaki, really—it has nothing to do with the fact that you turned the thermostat down when Light said he was cold. Suddenly Light enjoys ice cream again but only when it comes from L's bowl when he's not looking.

#death note #yagami light #me subtly making all my light hcs lawlight coded #lawlight #l lawliet #he is but mentioned briefly but he is here in spirit #to torment light #and also give him freedom from his own rigid mindset of what he thinks he deserves #god light is such a walking contradiction i love him #light likes black seasame ice cream and you will pry that from my cold dead hands

[zu-is-here]

Killer protecting aim from someone threatening. (Let’s bring some fun =)

#zu art #comic #post dark cream #aim!sans #killer!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #I just saw this ask and my hands were unstoppable heheh *w* #long time no babysitting! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) #in this house we help Killer through his recover arc <33

[heartnosekid]

colorful cream soda floats 🌈 | harapeko_mi_29 on ig

#stim #cream soda #drinks #ice cream floats #sfw #yellow #green #red #blue #white #cherries #fruit #desserts #food #ice cream #hands free #ishy gifs #postish

[weixuldo]

his hand?!?! ITS SO BIG HOLY FUCK

#the thumb #omg i need him #hands?! #the VEINS?! #creaming rn #hayden christensen prompt #hayden #i love him so much #anakin x reader

[quietwingsinthesky]

once again. i am thinking about an alternate end of time ending where the master joins up with the doctor on the tardis, but now specifically, an au where the doctor still ends up regenerating and crashlanding in amy's backyard. au where the doctor doesn't show up 12 years late because two timelords piloting a tardis is (marginally) better than one, and now amelia pond is going on adventures in time and space in the care of the two least qualified being in the history of the universe to take care of a seven year old.

#an amy pond who grows up on the tardis would be a terrifying thing indeed. #i dont know if its funnier if the master doesnt regenerate too and now every time they show up in the modern day dozens of tabloids get #pictures of him and the doctor going 'FORMER DISGRACED PRIME MINISTER SPOTTED? GAY??? SECRET SCOTTISH DAUGHTER???' #the picture is eleven leading the way while a very disgruntled master gives amy a piggyback ride (if he doesn't she'll start biting again) #on the other hand. if the master regenerates into missy that's just as funny. evil mary poppins to raise amy. #doctor who #local bastard who keeps trying to destroy the world reluctantly fond of feral ginger child they picked up. still wants to destroy the world #but not before amelia gets to go out for ice cream first.

[master-xochimilli]

My hands are cold, someone should really let me grope and squeeze their pretty tits and soft thighs to warm up~ Maybe I’ll even want to warm up my cock between their thighs as well

#xochimilli writes #not a joke my hands are ice cream I am freezing #this is kinda shitpost lmao #ftm top #ftm dom #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #bd/sm master #bd/sm kink #bd/sm pet #t4t mlm #t4t ns/fw #ftm t4t #mlm t4t #t4t #queer nsft #gay ns/fw #gay nsft #trans nsft #wlw nsft #nblw ns/fw #nblw nsft #bd/sm concept #soft daddy #soft d0m #ftm bottom #ftm sub #ftm switch #topposting #domposting

[therabbitthatpostthings]

“whY woUlD SAy ThAT, tHAT characTer IS liKe 50 yEarS oLd-“

Bitch I said out loud that I would fuck that old man until he was sputtering and creaming like a nearly finished Reddi-whip can.

#shitpost #shitposting #this might be the post #this is what they’ll pull up to use against me #lmaoooo #I don’t even wanna tag my list of old men- #i have a problem #I know that #anyways #izzy hands #karl heisenberg #jim hopper #nanami kento #ijichi kiyotaka #astarion ancunin #halsin #van hohenheim #gildarts clive #vander arcane #shirou ogami #kan sekijirou #Vlad king #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #kabu pokemon #larry pokemon #YALL WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME IF I SAID MY ONLY CAN OF WHIPPED CREAM WENT OUT RIGHT AFTER I POSTED THIS