#crazy old lady

[sweetteafrances]

I need to Make and if I kept all the things I make then my house would look like I'm the insane old lady that I actually am. I give them away to hide my secret.

#Crazy old lady #making #creating #creativity #fiber arts #embroidery #cross stitch #knitting #crochet #crafts #crafting #art #yarn #sewing #needlework #craft #A friend said I was so generous for making her a stitch and this was my response

[portraitsandprofiles]

Mama Claire

My mom died on May 3, 2018. That was five years ago. Noong namatay siya, si Tatay lang ang kasama niya. Pinauwi kami ni Tatay, even if she was clearly on her deathbed. It still hurts. I can still feel her. I don't talk to her, but she echoes in my mind. It's a strong presence that reverberates like background noise from the TV. You know it's there, you can hear it, even if you don't know what it is. I have let go of her, knowing that her memory will not let go of me. I am okay with that. I think until the very end, she was tempestuous, feisty, and crazy. Lovingly crazy. I wish I can be as crazy when I reach her age. There are a few deaths that linger. Si Lola (Mama's aunt), si Lilia, at si Mama. Para akong pasahero sa sasakyan, na paplayo na sa stopover na kung saan nakatikim ng bagong putahe. Ninanamnam ko pa ang lasa ng kinain kong ulam. I'm trying to smile, I will smile tomorrow. I will have fun tomorrow. I will be happy.

#mama claire #crazy old lady #love you mama

[krazycat6167]

So @somerandomdudelmao made a version of their sona in a dystopia (inspired by @tapakah0 doing the same to theirs) and the person in this ask named the robot C.A.S.5 and I thought, ‘well then there’s at least four other C.A.S. units out and about in the world’ leading to this being the end result! It was a lot of fun to come up with the different customizations each C.A.S. unit has.

also, the design for C.A.S.4 (Cash) was partially inspired by @mobiitez post.

Doodles:

#somerandomdudelmao #tapakah0 #my art #Dystopia au #Mob’s character design session #cass fanart tag #i think #I’m probably not going to make more C.A.S. bots but just know C.A.S.7 or Cast is bird based (not sure which bird yet) and blue for my sis #small detail but on Cass there’s broken wires on the back of their head so I decided that they used to connect to the body #Cash hates Castle while Castle is indifferent unless Cash tries to steal from her #Case is vibing with the farm life and making up little tunes #Cazz is a cross between the crazy old cat lady and a backwoods cryptid - they will stare at you from the shadowed depths of the scrap yard #while making commentary to the parts they keep for themselves and of those parts Benji is the favorite #Battery packs for C.A.S. units attach to the things that stick out their backs for the wires - except Cazz who made some internal modificat #No one knows exactly how since the mods are a chaotic hodgepodge of patchwork but they somehow work #Had a lot of fun watching others make stuff for the impromptu dystopia au the vibes of the world were awesome #Technically fanart #so yeah #enjoy!

[bruhstation]

can't it even be more obvious thomas. why are you surprised that a sudrian historical site filled to the brim with armor and weaponry that dates back to the middle ages has old people afflicted with the gold dust working around the castle

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte glynn #ttte millie #ttte stephen #casa tidmouth #senjart #MORE OF LADY'S EXPERIMENTS GONE WRONG #WHO UP ULFSTEADING THEIR CASTLE #stuff for the kotr arc of casa tidmouth. now this is where gold dust has historical significance #going crazy right now. my friends are influencing me #I had 12 tabs opened just to draw young glynn's armor. they dont have plated armory in the 10th century!!!! only mails!!!!!! #(looking at you KOTR intro) #I remember reading some inputs on my 1k milestone poll and saw someone put ''the misery of growing old'' and honestly. Checks out #glynn's eyes are goldish brown because well. that's the perks of being the first bearer of the gold dust horrors #lady during 989 AD do not know anything about human thoughts and ethics and emotions. she was literally freestyling that!!!!! #Oh a wounded soldier on the verge of death. what if I *dumps 200 kg of gold dust on him* yeah that'll do the trick. #then she saw how glynn aged so so slowly and went Oh well I messed up. Good thing there are lots of other sudrians here #funny coincidence that young cstm glynn's helmet resembles canon glynn's funnel #I wanted to make millie's design resemble a tour guide more with her scarf and more stylish than usual tie #shes so pretty. I'm so proud of her design #(AND I REALIZED TOO LATE THAT HER TIE HAS THE COLORS OF THE FRENCH FLAG) #<--- said the guy who has beef with the french #stephen's crown is translated to a hat decor! was about to draw a top hat but whatever just imagine he has a collection of various hats #that he can put his crown on #also I want to give him that cool hip-with-the-kids I-am-still-young-at-heart energy #sir robert norramby is balling in the background. #hope you enjoy..... won't be able to draw as much from now on but I'm excited #also whos ready for old man yaoi........... 2!!!!!!

[hannibalspubes]

“Hannibal is the best queer baited media”

“Hannigram on my list of favorite non canon gays”

… did … did you guys watch the show?

#YALLL #YALLLLLL #JUST CUZ THEY DONT FUCK ON SCREEN DOESNT MAKE THEM QUEER BAIT #YALL NEED SOME LITERACY CLASSES #OH MY LORD #IVE SEEN MULTIPLE #MULTIPLEEE #POST LIKE THIS LATELY #can we stop acting like physical intimacy is the only tell of romantic love #from an asexual #y’all are going to drive this old (21) lady crazy #ripping out my hair #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

Getting some belly rubs from our human servant.

It’s risky business because I have some sharp parts & I go a little wild for the belly rubs!

#cute #cat family #neko #gato #fat cat #dixie #chubby cheeks #chubby cat #calico #wild cat #Dixie crazy #Miami cat #mama cat’s blog #mama cat #mother #old lady #big cat #chonker #beans #kitty beans #queen Dixie #feet #cat feet

[lurafita]

When the group needs to sneak into the police station again, they use Magnus as a distraction this time, because Alec sucks.

(Alec: "Hey! I wasn’t that bad."

Izzy: "I'm sorry big brother, but you were. You really, really were."

Magnus: "Don't mind them Alexander. If it were me, you could distract me all day. These mundanes just don't have any taste.")

So Magnus overly dramatically storms inside claiming his cat is missing and needs to be found.

("I'm sorry, Sir, but you can’t file a missing person report for your cat."

Magnus: "This is outrageous!")

At random points while the others are sneaking around, they will hear Magnus exclaiming things like

- "Well, call in the FBI then! And maybe also the CIA, we need all hands on deck!";

- "You don’t understand, Chairman Meow is my *baby*!";

- "I have a list of suspects who might have kidpnapped him!"

"Sir, this is a phone book."

"*Everyone* wants my cat. He is magnificent!"

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #malec headcanons #magnus is a menace #magnus is good at distractions #poor downworlder police people who are working at the station and are like #yeah #that tracks. the high warlock is a crazy old cat lady.

[cosmicrhetoric]

lords and ladies night......three cheers for me who am becoming old....

#im losing it its literally granny night i guess #also all my notes were still in the ancient zip folder that has all my disc pdfs and like......15 yr old me felt the same way abt this book #as 25 yr old me....thats crazy #lords and ladies #granny weatherwax #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

[justaz]

me: i hate cliches. theyre so predictable and overdone. i just want something new-

every fic ever: character A confidently/impulsively kisses character B who freezes under their touch causing character A to panic and begin to pull back just as character B remembers themself and kisses back with a passion

me, born to ascend, forced to act casual by societal norms:

#it just does it for me every goddamn time #i see it coming and still go crazy once i read it #im reading another fucking merthur fic #what about it #yknow i actually started doing this thing this year of keeping track of all the fics i read #just so i can see how many words i read #and its march and for the past three months all ive been reading has been merthur #… #ANYWAYS- #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #tropes #cliches #writing #fanfiction writer #reading fics in public consists of turning ur phone on and off as you read bc u have to take breaks before u start screeching like a banshe #in the privacy of ur room at least you can turn ur phone off and toss it on ur bed as u pace around in ur enclosure #spiritually im the old lady climbing the gate #physically im the glowing guy at a restaurant

[charlietheepicwriter7]

the ship name for jazz x dick grayson is Night Birds, right?

Well, Night Birds, but Jazz was Red X

Every summer, Maddie and Jack would sign Jazz and Danny up for the cheesiest, mind-numbingly boring ghost hunting camp in the world, located in Jump City. There's maybe a dozen other kids there, but only two camp councilors, so it's super easy for Jazz to sneak out of there. Danny, of course, is super mad that she doesn't take him with her, but as the elder, the 12 to his 9, she refuses to risk him in the dangerous metafilled Jump City.

This ghost hunting camp is what sparks Jazz's bitter, teenage rebellion. SHE wanted to go to a psychology camp; she'd even picked one out in Florida, only a few miles away from a space program for Danny. But noooooo, Dad had found a dirty, ripped pamphlet for Spooky Ghost Camp and signed them both up, without. even. asking. At least Danny's well looked after, being the youngest kid at camp, but that gives Jazz free time.

and in her free time, she fixates on one of her first obsessions: the psychology of superheroes.

Not sure how Jazz would get the Red X suit; she'd have to learn that Robin was Red X, then steal it, and I'm not sure how'd she'd accomplish that. But she's a smart, independent child badass, I'm sure she figured it out.

Every year her parents sent her and Danny to that damn ghost camp. Every year, Jazz put on the Red X suit and tormented the Teen Titans. She couldn't dye her hair, or sneak out at night, but she had crime. Robin gets his first bisexual crisis because of her bantering/flirting with him.

Eventually Danny finds out she's Red X and is thrilled. His sister can beat up the Teen Titans, it's so cool. Maybe in the future, Jazz can steal the Pink X suit from the Teen Titans Go comics so Danny can join in the fun, have some fun gender shenanigans for them both to have alteregos that are the opposite gender.

The reason why I thought of thsi au is because I keep reading "Danny is a thief in Gotham" type stories (which are EXCELLENT) and I can't stop imagining this specific scene: Thief Danny is cornered by the batfam, about to be caught, when out of nowhere... *spanish guitar* Red X comes to save the kid. No one knows who this guy is except for Nightwing, who seems to automatically hate this guy who's... flirting with him? Is this a Cat Woman situation? This sounds like a Cat Woman situation.

Also, not sure which I like better:

For Jazz to fill out on her chest, but keep the male voice of Red X, leading to some gender confusion.

For Red X to become less of an addition to Jazz as it is part of her core personality. She is just as much Red X as she is Jazz, so when her chest comes in, she thinks "hmm, don't like that" and gets top surgery.

bc Jazz? Still totally into the Red X game even as an adult. She even found a similar ghost hunting camp in Bloodhaven after Robin went solo. She hadn't even graduated high school yet, but her favorite hobby is tormenting this one superhero. She bats at him like a cat with a spider.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #night birds #C: nightwing #c: jazz fenton #anti terf #jazz fenton is red x au #jazz is usually a put together amicable young lady #but for that one month in Jump City she goes crazy #she has so much tension in her body from being a 12 year old single mom #she deserves to go feral on the bird boy. as a treat #there's also a plotline where robin!jason discovers that Pink X is a boy #and jason has to decide whether or not to tell the batfam #bc jason and pink x are almost friends at point #jason has a little crush on them #nightwing has never related to robin!jason more

[ali-croft7]

Ah. Ah! Chemach can make Relic from anything. Hair and nails, little Lamb tails…

#cult of the lamb #cotl relics of the old faith #chemach #cotl chemach #cotl lamb #cw blood #cw body horror #crazy bird lady #don't let her steal your heart #she will turn it into a relic #digital art #myart #alicroft7 art

[moonah-rose]

Yeah Alison had to be the "mum" whenever Robin and Julian were causing trouble and pretend not to laugh her ass off, but you can bet that as soon as she dies in the hotel, no matter how old she is, she is gonna be joining them haunting the shit out of everyone for shits and giggles, she'll most definitely get her own ghost power and they'll be the three dead stooges (good luck to Cap and others trying to control them).

#it's canon now I've said so #bbc ghosts #alison cooper #julian fawcett #robin the caveman #chaos gremlins #chess husbands and their crazy old lady bestie

[majoracats]

For celebrating this March 8th, i decided to make an special illustration with all the adult villains in KND (including my ocs and my sona)

#my art #my ocs #fanart #knd #codename: kids next door #kids next door #march 8th #international women's day #villains #grandma stuffum #grandma Lydia #crazy old cat lady #Mrs goodwall #soccer mom #my sona #Mrs Thompson #mega mom #Madame Margaret #villainess

[jazzyrazzy157]

They shopping because why not

#codename kids next door #knd #knd villains #Crazy old cat lady #Grandma Stuffum #Soccer mom

[bumblingest-bee]

so i didn't get the part in assassins but my day has just been made because i looked up the cast list to see if this awesome older woman i auditioned with got cast as moore, and i shit you not she is playing the BALLADEER. sarcastic old lady balladeer is third-eye-open level casting. this is the best day of my life

#bee posts nonsense #assassins musical #theatre #i haven't been this happy looking at cast lists that i'm ON #we're talking an insanely cool old lady with short hair and crazy cat-eye glasses and the most gorgeous belt i've ever heard

[fromtheseventhhell]

Do you think it's true that GRRM said that Sansa wasn't a Stark anymore after Lady's death? I've seen the interview passed around before but I'm not sure if it's an official thing

In regards to the conversation about the dire wolves and the Starks the point was made (I forget by whom) that Lady was dead and Sansa still alive to which I replied that Sansa wasn't really much of a Stark anymore. IIRC (this is a little hazy), at this point GRRM kind of leaned back in his chair, smiled and said something to the effect of "A very astute observation." (source)

I'm assuming this is what you're referring to. To answer the question, I wholeheartedly believe that George said something along these lines. A majority of fandom disregards it for obvious reasons but it definitely makes sense within the story. Now, he obviously isn't saying that Lady's death means Sansa isn't literally a Stark anymore, and that's the perspective I often see people use to refute this idea. She still has her Northern and familial connections and no one is debating that.

The fact is though that the Direwolves are a big aspect of identity for the Starks, on top of being the living embodiment of their sigil. They are soul-bonded, connected through magic, and they're going to be very important in the upcoming books. We have Nymeria and her large pack, Jon (most likely) warging into Ghost before his death, Rickon's direwolf being used to confirm his identity (and it's very likely he's developed his warging), Bran has a very strong connection with Summer and it's helped him develop his abilities, etc. All very tangible, plot-relevant aspects. The direwolves are also connected to each other and aware of their siblings, and Lady's death is acutely noticed by them. Sansa is, literally, disconnected from the other Starks in that aspect. George wouldn't have just put that in the story if it wasn't meant to mean anything. If he wanted Lady alive, he would've found a way to keep her alive. I don't think this means Sansa is destined to die, forever lose her identity as a Stark, or anything else particularly bad because of it. I just think that within the context of the story, her losing her direwolf is of some significance 🤷🏾‍♀️

#ask #anon #asoiaf #I also don't think it's a coincidence that she's the most southern leaning Stark #she loves the culture and even prefers the seven over the old gods...of which the direwolfs were a gift from so #she misses home and her family naturally but she isn't connected to the Northern plot like the other Starks #from a narrative standpoint that means something #and no I don't consider LF's /promises/ as part of the Northern plot #Lady's death wasn't /the death of Sansa's innocence/ cause that's not what the direwolves represent 😭 #I'm sure George didn't spend books building up the direwolfs for no reason call me crazy