#crackship ff

[a-legacy-not-to-be-forgotten]

A Starjin idea I had instead of sleeping.

An AU where Ceroba dies of...something, which results in Starlo and Chujin starting to bond together. Basically, two men, who probably weren't that close at all in the first place, sharing their grief for loosing someone they loved and finding solace in spending time with eachother.

And of course, Starlo becoming a second dad to Kanako. Hell, throw Clover in there, too, and let them get adopted by these two dorks. Feel free to steal this idea if ya want.

#undertale yellow #uty starlo #uty chujin #uty ceroba #uty kanako #starjin #crackship #let these two nerds be happy ffs #ramblings

[idle-nymph]

Crackship Idea No.14

Oliver Jackson-Cohen x Victoria Pedretti (Pt.4)

(haven't been active in forever but I found these and realized I never posted them so here u go)

Made by @idle-nymph

(Please give credit if you use any of them ♡)

#WHY DOES TUMBLR RUIN THE QUALITY #ffs #oliver jackson cohen #victoria pedretti #crackship #crackships #crack ship #faceclaim #edits

[mellifluousoctopus]

"When I was younger I always thought Daphne from Scooby Doo should have married Aquaman"

My father, blissfully unaware of fanfiction.

#ff #fanfiction #fanfic #Scooby Doo #daphne blake #aquaman #crackship #shipping

[zazu75]

My make me (crack) ship it fic! Fandoms: Food Fantasy, Nu: Carnival Ship: Red Wine/Aster Rating: G Warnings: None Word Count: 911

#zazu writes #food fantasy #nu carnival #fluff #crackship #ff red wine #aster nu carnival

[darlenicy]

looking for a proofreader

okay so I decided that I will finally sit down and write fanfiction again. I never wrote fanfictions about winx before and since english is not my first language I’d definitely need someone to proofread it. If you are interested, just pm me! 

#so far i only wrote inuyasha ff oneshots #but i don't have contact to the person who was proofreading before anymore unfortunately #winx club fanfiction #i totally have driven ideas in my head #other couples i'd def like to write are brella. valcy and even my beloved new crackship skiya #also maybe flora x riven but i am not sure yet #so if you are interested just tell me! #i also wrote some m rated stuff for the sailor moon musicals #it's basically pwp and not in english either only one friend of mine knows them #now that i posted it i have no excuse but write

[chipthekeeper]

32 days since our last velcinta fic and i feel like dying

#‘write your own!’ #i have #ten of them #almost ten percent of the tag #100k plus words in less than a year #and i’m fucking tired #if it was a crackship i would not even think about complaining btw #i know that’s a way worse boat to be in #but ffs #file this under posts i should not post

[aeirithgainsborough]

No, but seriously, why are C//Ts attacking CA shippers constantly ever since Rebirth came out??? They can have their optional boring kiss scene, no need to go out and attack CA shippers. CA love scenes are still more romantic than some optional kiss scene.

they’ve spent 27yrs screaming Clerith is a crackship/illusion/red herring and in particular thought rebirth was gonna nuke our ship and especially after the kiss scene leaked they thought we’d all cry and deactivate our accounts and then rebirth came and it was beyond good for us with so much non optional romance between cloud and aerith and they’re pissed about it. not only did rebirth not nuke our ship, but we had better non optional scenes that they had to watch even after they saw cloud give Tifa a kiss they explain away by having them agree not to talk about it and has zero relevance to the plot. and then you throw in nptk, a literal love ballad about cloud and aerith that’s the main theme of the game and they know they’re done, there’s no competing with that actually cus what ff crackship pairing has a song about them composed by nobuo uematsu??? that’s why they’re attacking constantly. saving face lmao.

#ask #anonymous #rebirth spoilers

[yutaleks]

here to curse everyone with my crackships again since it's 5am and i can't sleep 😀

okay so remember sukuna and toge in this cursed au where they're dating and sukuna once asked toge "what size pussy you wear"

anyway one day toge was having his monthly fight with mother nature but was also very horny, but also didn't want sukuna to fuck him, so sukuna just rolled his eyes and got toge off with some good old fingering 💚 toge said it'd be dirty and he rolled his eyes again and said "i'll just wash it off ffs 🙄"

hope i've cursed everyone

(they almost had period sex one day but toge ruined the mood by saying "omg it's gonna be ketchup mayo". sukuna said no sex for a week after that 😔)

KETCHUP MAYO 💀 toge get outta here LMFAO I felt him tho for some reason periods were always a time to be unbearably horny 💀 I find their relationship so silly like sukuna is such a funny individual and toge is a gremlin like how crazy would they be together 😭

#ϟ asking aleksandria #fwb anon #sukuinu #is that their ship name? LOL

[crybabyjustice]

So, I've been reading through reviews on my old, abandoned ff account and realising that shipping culture actually used to be much worse! There was a completely platonic scene I wrote between two characters and that chapter had so many reviews that were basically just "Don't write X ship, bc A character is actually in love with B character and this ship broke all my fingers!!!!" Mate, now I wanna write a romantic scene between them just to piss you all off.

Also, I legit got death threats on a fic that was clearly tagged with a specific ship, and it wasn't even like a problematic ship or crackship or anything, it was just kind of a rarepair????

idk, maybe this shit still happens and I'm just not in toxic fandom spaces anymore, but yikes my dude!

#things involving phoenix

[daiourage]

(okay i accidentally deleted it yike;;; here’s take 2 of my deets!!!! And extra info about y’all’s truly—

Check back regularly! I,,, like to add stuff;)

(ｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞ消しちゃったぁぁぁー (இωஇ`｡) はいっ、ミーの情報を再び上げますぅ、、どうぞ〜

定期的に戻って来てね！)

18!

Hi! I go by too many things.

Dai, Ophie (Ophelia), Emil, Felix, Hyunie… (aaaand my real name)

…Take your pick! (Probably gonna add more bc I’m not quite satisfied with any of them…)

日本人だよーん (JPN ok! 中途半端だけど(泣))

They/them because I have no idea what I am right now.

Just found out I’m on the Ace spectrum!! (Demisexual)

Japan Standard Time! (Which is why I post at weird times…)

I used to be an imagines blog! Which is why you see both “dai” and “ophie” in tags (“dai” is for aggressive speech and “ophie” is for regular speech).

I refer to my brother as “Crow” and my sister as “Rosa”.

I LOVE rarepairs/crackships guys—

⤿ Here’s a list ※ (that will keep growing):

GarWOL (FF), LoveRivalShipping (PKMN), Birushin (DB), TachiKiryu (RGG), Justquill/Simollo (AA), Shez x Felix (FE), Ryoumarx (FE), Krerdly/Krispy Chicken (DR)

※ Here’s a list of ships that are not rarepairs/crackships in the JP fandom but are in the ENG fandom ↓ ↓

Tsukihina (HQ)

※ …And the reverse ↓ ↓

Dedashe/Ashue (FE)

(Also a multishipper so hit me up y’all—)

My AO3 is: music_compass

Composer!

Also very unrelated fact but I love sandwiches and trains—

#i talk in tags! not bc im afraid to speak on the real post but bc i tend to go on tangents;;;; #don’t feel obligated to interact with this post if you see it!! just here to be here

[silver-wield]

I want to wash my eyes, today I saw for the first time the indoctrination files c/rith gives to their audiences. I saw a new player waving it around as proof. Selected ultimania quotes and of course, essays. I like how they write down ways to argue with clotis and zeriths. Such as, "if they say C isn't himself as soldier C, tell them A is the only one who can bring out the "real" him as shown in part 1". They keep repeating the "real" part again and again and trying to emphasize the appeal of the crackship which is ~healing~

No wonder they thrown toriyama away for directly stating C only shows his real self with T ONLY and unlike them I'm not going to put " marks on the word real. And no wonder they hate T with a burning passion because she actually does heal him.

If they include AC and say she heals there? First, C's ultimately the one who forgave himself of his guilt, let's not forget that because they like to erase that part and that everyone, T, A, and Z are part of that process of reminding him that it has to be him. And geostigma is her direct responsibility as a steward of the planet nothing singled out there.

They like to manipulate and rely on the player's laziness to look for information (what are they? Fucking Jenova?). Even to give ways to "fight" back. No wonder they all sound the same. Ugh I just realized the existence of LTD and ship wars in FF7 is giving the illusion that nothing is canon even if CT have more sources than any other ship in FF franchise. It gas lights them into thinking nothing is canon even if it's quite literally right in their faces.

P.S. I fcking hate with a burning passion how anybody gives interpretation essays as proof. Or media tropes and fan service as proof of canon. No wonder sometimes I see some former C/As getting angry at their creators because what they have are only interpretation instead of in game content.

Yeah they all have this weird shared doc they use to argue from that's basically just more lies and bullshit because it's all incorrect info and shit translations they skewed in their favour.

At no point does it say anywhere that aeri brings out Cloud's real self.

It's this quote they lie about. They claim Cloud being "conscious" is him being his real self while Tifa wants a soldier or whatever garbage they make up to ignore the proper text.

I could go into a whole thing over AC using the script and ultis to show what those idiots claim is total bullshit, but the short version is Aerith didn't do fuck all except trigger Cloud's trauma. She wasn't actually present for most of the film, even in the scenes she's shown in, and she didn't cure geostigma.

Ideky the devs put those stupid ribbons on everyone for someone they knew for three weeks two years previously. It makes no fucking sense to be mourning still.

I really want a rewrite of AC. It needs fixing so badly.

I'm honestly so tired of people acting like Aerith is bigger than god and nobody's allowed to say anything bad about her. She's not even a good character. She's selfish, spoiled, her job role in battle can literally be taken by every other character, she doesn't listen to anyone, whines, acts like she's the leader and everyone should do what she says because she exists, she harasses Cloud in ways that are so not ok but because she's a girl and "cute" she's somehow exempt from consequences, and people constantly put their feelings on her feelings alone on Cloud and turn him into a two timing pos douchebag because they and she refuse to fucking listen to the literal protagonist.

I'm actually annoyed we're stuck with her for the entirety of Rebirth. I was hoping we'd get rid of her halfway through at the most, but nauuu we get 40hrs of stupid ass sidequests that include flower picking because the devs think that's good content and one way or another they will make us put up with her.

Well, I ain't putting her in my party and I ain't doing her shitty sidequests, and lucky me, idgaf about trophies so it won't even matter that I don't platinum the game 🤷

#ship war #for the plot #for the fandom

[bonnielunkas]

Since you're the expert of FF Crackships (At least to Me You are)- I'm curious to know your Opinion on Greg (Fetch) x Isaac (OOS)

My and My Friend named it Gregsaac (We couldn't think of a funny name =[ )

the two destined to never get bitches... together..... /j but yeah honestly going off that alone i think its silly :]

YEAH!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE UNDERTALE YELLOW!!!!!!

#bonnie's inbox

[closetedfreak98]

i feel like elucien (if it happens) would e acceptable to me, even though im an elriel forever i think if elain is happy then her choice matters the most. however even the thought of gywnriel makes me deeply uncomfortable and i seriously worry about people who are crazy for this crackship like they’re literally all about rape fantasies and romanticizing SA/truama i mean go see a therapist my dudes ffs

#pro elain #elriel #anti gw*nriel #anti nesta

[carbo-ships]

ffs this was supposed to be a crackship

[taikanyohou]

sorry if this has been asked before, but outside of vegaspete and teamwin, do you have any other fav ships? 👀

hiiii anon!!! fhdbfid "outside of teamwin and vegaspete", yes i do! i have loads, based on different dynamics etc. some are couples from tv shows/novels that havent aired yet, some are side couples, whilst some are crackships between 2 characters that i think just vibe together exceptionally well.

jiang cheng and gu fei (sa ye/chasing the light).

tao mo and gu she (love is more than a word).

yaohua and yusheng (till death tear us apart).

wen kexing and zhou zishu (word of honour).

xie wang and ye baiyi (word of honour).

xue yang and xiao xingchen (the untamed).

jiang cheng and lan xichen (the untamed).

evan and kai (summerdaze).

tiffy and tum (lovely writer) - they're MY bi4bi couple!!!

met and thun (he's coming to me).

mork and sun (dark blue kiss).

ayan and akk (the eclipse).

akk and theo (enchante).

earn and pear AND earn and pam (2gether) - bc why tf not! also i have a NEED to see gigie and film in a gl as the main couple so yaaa.

puth and kaeng (y-destiny).

kijima and kuzumi (the novelist).

nagisa and shin (his).

kurosawa and adachi (cherry magic).

aoki and ida (kieta hatsukoi).

yoohan and yeonwoo (colour rush).

shin daon x happiness (light on me) - no forreal tho I LOVE him and he DESERVED to have boyfriend ffs!!!

tommy and bada (ocean likes me).

go guem x lee heon x jung eunho (tinted with you) - my poly ship!!!

#faiza answers

[cherienymphe]

I loved the established couples in twilight so much that I couldn't imagine them not together but then I went down the rabbit whole that is Bella and Jasper ff and while those two were more so a guilty pleasure crackship, I was never against the bella and Alice agenda. That is one that made sense to me. Bella and her gf Alice and Alice's bf Jasper

I never wanted Jacob or Edward with Bella either. I wanted them together. Just think about that tent scene in the movie. There was some tension there and I won’t change my mind. Jacob and Edward could have really been something. I also had my Jacob/Carlisle days (still in them oops)

Not Jacob/Carlisle 😭 call me crazy but Emmett/Jacob makes more sense to me

#asks