MODERN AU
Gwen: why are you ignoring my brothers call?
You: cause he blew up my phone bill with me and him sleeping on a call together.
Gwen: aww that’s so sweet. But be fucking Fr, why you actually ignoring him.
You: I just want to hang out with you, and plus your dumb ass brother played a ear rape sound in my ear to wake me up…that’s why I’m ignoring his ass.
Gwen: lmao I think he’s calling you rn
You:
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GUYS IT IS QUARTER PAST ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I AM FUCKING RIDDLED WITH THE AUTISM ZOOMIES I WANNA GO SO FUCKING BAD I WANNA CLIMB THE WALLS AND SING AND JUST CHEW ON WOOD
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Did I hide a fuckton of tiny images of Robbie Rotton around my school? Yes. Was it amazing? Also yes
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One of my classmates entered the class 25 minutes late and just goes "Teach did you know there are rats in the school" To witch multiple classmates respond by asking the teacher to go see them. I love this class.
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Fucking twat. Somebody needs to check her ass for whatever she’s snorting up there. I can’t wait for Johnny’s lawyer to get ahold of her.
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Just know that I have crack head energy and it's contagious. I'm spreading it. Be aware!
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This is why I can’t be unsupervised. Even with my friend I’m still acting like a crackhead
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Waddle Dee headcannons / theories but they progressively get worse
Waddle Dees migrate south every winter
Waddle Dees like eating bugs and Bandana Waddle Dee’s favorite bug to eat is the caterpillar
If Kirby is made out of positive energy
And Dark Matter is made out of negative energy
Then Waddle Dees are made of neutral energy
That means if you give Void neutral energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee
But what if neutral energy is stronger than both positive and negative energy?
That means if you give Void all three energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee because neutral energy overpowers both of them!
That’s why Dark Matter always goes to King Dedede’s castle!!!
Because if King Dedede was able to harness the powers of neutral energy, Dark Matter wouldn’t stand a chance
That also means Bandana Dee is secretly the most overpowered in the group.
We should be thankful that the Waddle Dees haven’t collectively agreed to change us all into Waddle Dees
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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Furina: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
La Signora: Put spaghetti in it.
Furina: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Columbina: Put spaghetti in it.
Furina: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Arlecchino: Put spaghetti in it.
Furina: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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HEY HEY HEY
YOUR FAVOURITE AUTISTIC CRACKHEAD IS BACK
WHERE DID I GO? WHO KNOWS!
WHY AM I BACK? DONT HAVE A CLUE!
ALL I KNOW IS IM HERE TO MAKE YOUR DAY SLIGHTLY MORE FUNNY OR UNCOMFORTABLE
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The longer I'm on here, the more comfortable I get with just being casual with everyone and it might be a problem? Like I wanna respond to everything with a joke but if you hardly know me, my jokes probably won't make sense. That's just how I am irl, completely unhinged
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i want whatever this mf is on
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