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bethanydelleman · 2 years

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The Accomplished Woman

Darcy: I shall only marry a female who has mastered all the accomplishments and speaks all the fashionable languages and is perfectly elegant and well read.

Elizabeth: It would probably take someone a lifetime to do all that! I sure hope you enjoy being single, because dude, that girl don’t exist.

Caroline: She exists! I know many personally (holding large neon sign that says, “Pick me! I'm one of them!” in Italian)

Mr. Hurst: Stop all this stupid flirtation and play the damn cards!

Elizabeth (internally): Lolz (exit)

#pride and predujice #mr. darcy #elizabeth bennet #crack but also text #caroline bingley #mr. hurst #jane austen #I love this scene #I bet Mr. Hurst was winning #Caroline is the ultimate in flirtation #darcy has hilarious standards #Hope you want to marry someone who is at least 40 #or your sister

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bookyeom · 6 months

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Seventeen + Reductress (inspired by the inimitable, ethereal, OG @hopeinthebox)

#everyone say thank you to Lizzy for this . Also I love u lizzy im gonna text u this in a second hehe #Seventeen #seventeen crack #reductress #seventeen reductress #Seventeen text posts #Ot13 #mine

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carrythatwayt · 7 months

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Time to go, Crowley is DONE.

#i love him your honor #i am also 100% done 89% of the time #anthony j crowley #is a whole mood #good omens #good omens text post #good omens meme #good omens crack #i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened

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trentcrimmisgay · 10 months

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i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part two. more posts)

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hakirachan · 3 months

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Just a little thought bc I’m depressed and have nothing better to do with my life, and this site is my only way to get even a scrap of serotonin atp (*tiiiny spoiler of NB, near the beginning of the game)

So, we know how the Devildom has all sorts of things that are considered common there, but are new to us, right? (Like the hypnotizing plants*)

Okay well what if it was the opposite? Like, we have something really, REALLY common that we think everyone knows about, but our lil demon babies can’t even imagine something like that.

FOR EXAMPLE!!

*mc going shopping*

Lucifer: Ah, MC, you’re here too. MC: Hey! Uh, can you tell me where to find the corn? I can’t find it. Lucifer: …excuse me, what? MC: The…corn? Lucifer: What do you mean by that? MC: Huh?- MC:*(sudden realization)* MC: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CORN IS?! Lucifer: Please keep your voice down… MC: Oh, we gotta fix that!

*-one trip to the human world later…-*

Lucifer: What is this stuff? It’s sweet, but somehow savory at the same time.. MC: It’s corn!

(a big lump with knobs~)

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vethbrenatto · 2 years

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Mighty Nein + Text Posts (III)

#critical role #mighty nein #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #veth brenatto #nott the brave #fjord #creations #yasha nydoorin #crack #artagan #essek thelyss #found 3 perfect text posts in my drafts from the last time i did a text post crack #(the arty one the yasha one and the 2nd caleb one)#and i had to finish out the set just to make sure that at least those 3 got shared with the world #also i did gifs this time because why not

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jinnify · 2 months

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cancelling on bff!skz [valentine's day edition]

paring: bff!skz x reader genre: fluff/crack (?) warnings: cursing, kms jokes extended note at the end.

EXTENDED NOTE. i am aware that it's been 2 days since valentine's day HOWEVER i am simply a girl so its not my fault :]

#also #this was inspired by chan getting mad at stays for having bitches #i actually used some of his texts in this 😭#📁 stray kids: ot8 #stray kids #stray kids fluff #stray kids crack #stray kids scenarios #stray kids texts #stray kids x reader

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tweetsofyj · 7 months

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#closeted polyamorous #I love messy lesbians #also how about that kiss huh?#wowzers #yellowjackets #taivan #taissa yellowjackets #van yellowjackets #taissa x van #van x taissa #yellowjackets memes #yellowjackets text posts #incorrect yellowjackets #taissa turner #van palmer #yj crack #lauren ambrose #tawny cypress #yj memes

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samglyph · 1 month

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I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.

#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best #but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical?#like yeah haha I listen to bad music #and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste #but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD #and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music #I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche #the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god #ok anyway. sorry #listened to Will wood again #and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it.#and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it #ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg #music #text #personal #kinda

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vohtaro · 1 year

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mdr doodles from a couple weeks ago

#madara uchiha #madara #finally colored them in sheesh #i admit i added the mdr cracking his back one last night bc the corner needed filling #but it’s also extremely funny to me #smth smth ohio man #vohtaro art #i also tried the image description thing. i found you could add it to the image itself as opposed to the main text. is it better that way?#i'm not sure what's more user friendly. gahhhh

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devildom-moss · 5 months

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Bubble wrap

(MC with popping candy edition joints)

Satan: You’re always hanging out with Solomon, MC; why is that? I even spotted you two on a walk together this morning.

Solomon: Don’t tell me you’re jealous of little old me, Satan. What can I say?

MC: Well, you know, birds of a feather click together.

Solomon: You mean stick?

MC: No. I meant what I said. I’ve heard you do a squat, man. Your joints pop like a roller coaster cart ascending a vertical drop. My guy, you click. Same boat though.

Satan: I was going to ask if you two were having sex, but now I’m just thinking about bubble wrap.

MC: . . .

Solomon: MC, want to go pop some bubble wrap with me?

MC: If you turn that into a thing, you’ll be popping your own bubble wrap.

#satan #solomon #gn!mc #obey me #obey me chat text #a little self indulgent joke as someone who has one knee that creaks a little #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me crack #also yes I'm working on the next request but it's heavy-ish and a bit longer than I expected

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baalzebufo · 9 months

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BIG post sorry I have a lot of doodles to share!! hi! this is my Plutocrat Post(tm)

so ive been enamoured with cosmo kuiper lately and wanted to draw my take on him and the people surrounding him like the investors! couple minor design tweaks to fit stuff into my style and to distinguish the investors more from each other mostly.

but also these guys at the bottom of the post! those are cosmos dads- solaris astrolini and luna cogleone. hes the son of two criminal bosses who decided to build a ton of planetary kids to build their empire. mostly I just thought the idea of a sun and moon cog to be pretty fun, and makes sense why they'd then have a bunch of planets lol...

if i were to include all my headcanons and ramblings this post would be 500 miles long so ill keep it to just the doodles for now... all you need to know is i love plutocrat hes my awesome guy

#alloyart #plutocrat #cosmo kuiper #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #toontown #toonblr #toontag #satellite investors #UH i dont know what other tags #thats good for now #anyway yeah ive been writing cosmo a little in a private roleplay chat and ive been inspired by him lately #ive always loved cartoony gangsters #also yes i had to include that text post meme because it cracks me up #ok thats all. goes back to sleep for 500 yrs

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bisexualbuckleyy · 8 months

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teen wolf memes part 16: i’m running out of title ideas