Happy birthday Patty!
This peppy cow likely gets her name from “beef patty” - a name for a hamburger without the bun or toppings! She has the fashion hobby and she loves shopping for new furniture to deck out her house! She’s skilled at competitive eating, and one day she wants to be a popstar pastry chef, the Gordon Ramsay of pastry! She loves Kilimanjaro coffee with an average amount of milk and sugar, and her favorite songs are KK Ska and KK Polka! Wish her a very delightful birthday, How Now!
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I'm glad people are getting the message that cattle are dangerous they do kill MANY people and it's better people be overly cautious than blasé but as someone who spent summers in rural siberia where horned cows literally free roam on the streets they are not bison. Don't fuck with bulls, give them space, act chill and predictable, and keep out of their horn and kick radius and you probably won't be gored
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I used to watch all those 'world's deadliest animal' programs as a kid and it made me want to do that so bad, but the most dangerous animals we had were cows [grew up in England] so I'd just go into our back field with a disposable camera and snap the most blurry, shitty pics of these cattle, then afterwards mum would take me to get them developed and I'd pin them on my cork board with stupid little notes written next to them like 'Oct 5th 2003, spotted the deadly Longhorn today. Almost got gored.'
and the 'deadly' longhorn was usually just
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Perișani village, Romania, 2020 - by Julien Oncete, Romanian
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i love explaining what i did in minecraft to my mom because she doesn't understand what's going on at all and i have to try to translate everything to language a middle aged woman who's never played a videogame before would be able to understand. she still doesn't understand. i feel like an eight year old boy
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DESPITE being born into a system that favours productivity above all else, we should never forget the true dream:
becoming a local cryptid whose sole purpose is mildly confusing the population of a small village
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