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aprill-99 · 5 months
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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muchmossymess · 1 month
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Merlin: *sneezes*
Merlin: You aren't still angry with me, are you?
Arthur, sighing: We spend the entire day hunting, catch nothing, because anytime we got anywhere near something, you sneezed and frightened it away.
Merlin: Not the last time.
Arthur: No, that time you fell into a stream. No one could accuse you of being predictable, Merlin.
Merlin: I think I'm getting a cold.
Arthur: Let's hope its a bad one.
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correctdsmpquotes · 2 months
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tommy: three questions for you then, you know how you know how to ride a bike?
mumbo jumbo: i do.
tommy: do you know how to ride a car?
mumbo: i do know how to ride a car, yep.
tommy: do you know where grian lives?
mumbo: i do actually know where grian lives, yep.
tommy: why don't you plunge your car into grian's home, getting rid of him?
mumbo: i like my car, and i don't mind grian
tommy: yeah but imagine if your car had a grian in it, but he was in there forever.
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marksandrec · 1 year
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All it needed was puppets!
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mcyt-correct · 2 months
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Joel: Goblins live in holes. You can live in a hole
Skizz: I'm not livin' in that hole!
Scar: Yeah get in Joel's hole
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g0thnico · 3 months
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Luke: Being claimed is funny, they ask: "which cabin is yours?" It's like "Which parent abandoned you?"
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dragonnnfly · 11 months
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Correct quote
Snotlout: fishlegs is afraid of heights, the twins can’t count past 9, and and Astrid has obvious anger issues…and… *turns to look at Hiccup*
Hiccup:
Snotlout:
Hiccup:
Snotlout: * looks him up and down* enough said
“You just gestured to all of me…” 2.0??
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toothbrushfingers · 1 year
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“I SAID IM GOING BACK OUT THERE”
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transexualpirate · 5 months
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"gosh mr big brain your modern tech is so god darn confusing" "sarcasm must be a modern invention because when you do it it just sounds wrong" they make me sick. i want to smash their faces together
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mazelicious · 10 months
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We need to talk about the fact that Alex Blake is canonically very kinky.
Season 8 Episode 13
Rossi: The undub sold his paintings to this place? (BDSM dungeon)
Alex: Reminds me of the 80's.
Rossi: Do I even wanna know?
Alex:
Alex: Probably ;)
HELLO?! WHY IS SHE SO MOMMY
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muchmossymess · 1 month
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Merlin: You know, that was incredibly moving, what you said at the shrine.
Arthur: As long as elyans going to be alright, it served its purpose.
Merlin: It wasn't just about elyan though, was it? You meant it. I know you did-
Arthur: Does this have a point, Merlin?
Merlin: I don't think I've ever seen you cry before, not like that. You had tears running down your cheeks. It's nice to see this new sensitive, emotional side to you. It suits you.
Arthur: Shut up, Merlin.
Merlin, gasping in fake shock: Ah, I really thought you'd changed.
Arthur: Then you're as stupid as you are ugly.
Merlin: ...
Arthur: ...
Merlin: So there's no chance we could have a hug then?
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binniesunderworld · 21 days
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"Mom shut Rhaenyra up (I spent 20 years waiting for someone to do it)".
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This is a matter of blood, not amibion
"Did you hear, Helaena?" "Yes, Aegon".
When has it ever mattered at all if the princess doesn't care?
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Helaena is no fool, she sees Rhaenyra about to defend herself, or victimize herself, and is repulsed. She looks sideways at her, wondering how someone so old can be so immature.
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Dad arrives. Helaena decides not to pay attention, it was obvious it would happen. Dad always stands up for Nyra.
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And then Aunt Rhaenys joins in. Nyra is a Goddess to be praised, and her children are her divinities incarnate. No one can speak against them. Helaena just keeps quiet, because she knows how. Her mother taught her how.
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Aegon smiles, but the wider his smile, the emptier his eyes look. Praise be to the Goddess, and may the Seven occupy Dad's hand to cut off the tongues that rise against such holiness. Aegon is used to it, his best attempts are not enough, but Rhaenyra's very existence is proof of the mercy of the Seven.
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I hereby reaffirm Prince Lucerys of House Velaryon as heir to Driftmark, the Throne of Driftwood and the next Lord of the Tides.
It's not a surprise, but it is disappointing.
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Ser Vaemond called Nyra's sons bastards, the atmosphere is tense.
"Aegon, I want to go to my chambers. Something bad is going to happen".
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Something bad happened. Daemon killed Ser Vaemond, but Dad will do nothing, because it was justice. No one can blaspheme a saint without being condemned.
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"Aemond, did you see what happened? Aemond?"
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marksandrec · 9 months
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(literally minutes later)
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Hell of a thing to say on the hit musical puppet show that brought us The Vore Hippo Song, Bergara.
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mcyt-correct · 2 months
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Charlie: Here comes the airplane
Ranboo: I don't wanna-
Charlie: *extended airplane noises*
Ranboo: Is it- gonna be a little longer or-
Charlie: It's an 8 hour flight.
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yuerini · 1 month
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I think I'll never get over Jude saying
“Sure. If you’re a huge jerk and a threat to Elfhame, I’ll pop your head right off.”
AND THEN A FEW CHAPTERS LATER SHE'S LITERALLY CUTTING HIS HEAD OFF
makes me laugh every time
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dragonnnfly · 9 months
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“You’re gonna charge people for water? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard” - Astrid Hofferson (RoB S2 E4)
Httyd’s jabs at modern society is amazing
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