#corn rambles

[cornmazehater]

EVIL BOOP??? FRIDAY????????????

#corn rambles #beloved mutuals #friday tag #the boop saga #boop

[cornsobsessions]

how to get a parking pass

go to online form

type in address

get error

give up bc city hall hours suck

wait 3-4 months

get a flat tire

take a half day from work to get flat tire fixed

try to get parking pass while waiting for tow truck

go to online form

type in address

get error

call city hall

lady tells you to ignore error and continue through confusing form

type in all of your information

realize you could have done this months ago

press submit

have it fail bc you forgot to upload a document

realize you need to scan a pdf of your registration

realize the registration is in your car that has now been towed

suffer

#pls enjoy this humorous recounting of my current suffering #will update with the final steps once i finish this process #corn rambles

[cornwatcheshockey]

ok enough being sad about hockey (for now) it’s time to be gay about hockey (continuing the hockey fanification of my girlfriend by taking her to the pwhl boston pride game)

#corn rambles #corn watches hockey #pwhl boston

[corn-curls]

Does anyone else get that "new place smell"?

Like, you go somewhere for the first time, maybe it's a new job, or a new gym, or a new house that someone's just moved into? And it smells new. Not like it's brand new because it could be a hundred years old, or well used, or a gym and smell of sweat, but like... It smells like a new location, fresh to you?

Especially for me, when I look back on my memories of a first time in a new place, there's always a smell associated to it? A kind of nasal "you discovered a new location" jingle if you will?

Or is that just me?

#cue it #corn rambles

[amazedgardening]

How to grow corn at home with easiest and simple steps... Watch out complete video and start gardening at home with corn today..

#gardening #gardening advice #gardening for beginners #gardening ideas #gardening tips #corn rambles #corn snake #Youtube

[dougielombax]

Little message for any Americans who come across my blog:

REJECT YOUR HOMEOWNER’S ASSOCIATION!!!!!!

GROW NATIVE PLANTS AND/OR CORN ON YOUR FRONT LAWN!!!!!!!!

Not saying you HAVE to! But HOAs are still a stupid idea anyway.

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And if you can’t do that. Defy them in any way you can. No matter how small it may be.

FUCK HOAs!

HOAs can eat shit!

Feel free to reblog the shit out of this one if you wish!

Also please reblog my posts on sending aid to the Armenians and the Assyrian people too! They’re on my blog.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #political crap #for any yanks out there #anti homeowner association #fuck the HOA #housing #homeowner association #anti lawn #anti mowing #fuck HOAs #rewilding #homeowners association #corn #reblog this #anti HOA #no more mowing #pollinators #tenant rights #anti landlords #fuck landlords #neighbourhood associations #kill your lawn #lawn #fuck lawns #signal boost #signal b00st #signal boooooost #please reblog this #reblog the shit out of this

[0xochitlsketches0]

As the poets say, You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round~ ✨

#me looking at my corn dogs in the microwave #anyways ✨ turn arounds bby!!! #plz don’t look too hard there are so many mistakes 💀 #I didn’t have time to fix them so these will have to do 😭 #one of the birds is like #a second off from the other #so they sink up every now and then before spiraling out of control then link back up again skfhdjkdn #non flame pyre is my fav #baby girl looks so good 🥺🥺🥺 #donno what happened to the rest of these uglies 💀 #I hate hate hate turn arounds so I hope the next time I have to do this I’ll be dead ✌️ #turnarounds #eureka rambles

[natsmagi]

useless switch discovery of the day Natsumes hair roots are located on the left, soras are located in the middle and tsumugis are located on the right. Does this mean anything. Am i reaching. Probably the latter HOWEVER is it not cute how their designs compliment each other in every way. like wow. truly covering all the basis when it comes to literally anything. you can turn this into something symbolic if you try. like how they consistently have a theme of Covering All The Bases. such as tsumugi being the past, natsume the present, sora the future. natsume being the dawn, sora being the day, tsumugi being the night. sora being "the kid," natsume being "the teen," tsumugi being "the adult." so i think its fascinating that its extended even to the roots of their hair. Wow........ their roots................. another tool for metaphors............... Anyway its approaching 2am and i dint get alot of sleep last night can you tell

#whats the meme. Plate of corn or whatever #BUT WHO AM I IF I DONT SHARE MY DISCOVERIES!!!!!! #SMALL DETAILS ARE FUN #nat rambles #nats enst posting

[darkcandy-starfait]

I KNOW IM LATE TO THIS BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE UT YELLOW TAG AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL NAMED THE DALV X STARLO SHIP "CORN YAOI" ???? ? ??

LIKE THATS SO FUNNY DJDKDK

CORN YAOI ..... ...

#undertale yellow #rambles #shitpost #corn yaoi #dalv #starlo #i domt really have opinions on any ut yellow ships yet #but i swear to god. i was fucking crying of laughter when i saw the tag on MULTIPLE posts #what is wrong with this fandom this is what years of no new dr chapter does to mfs (affectionate <3)

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

So in conclusion

#this is the reason why corn yaoi clicked in my brain #Like 'OOOOOOOOOOOHH' #das his friend yall listen he inspired him--- #maybe this is a commonly known thing already but idk #I'm one of those people who have to inspect EVERYTHING in game so i literally truly don't know #also can we come up with a better ship name for these two c'mon yall. #rambling #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #starlo #uty starlo #dalv #uty dalv #starlo x dalv #corn yaoi

[cornmazehater]

IM GETTING SO MANY BOOPS

IM ALSO BOOPING A LOT OF PEOPLE :D

WHY IS THIS SO FUN

#april fools #corn rambles #the boop saga #boop

[cornsobsessions]

gf is meeting my two closest friends today which is both exciting and absolutely horrifying

#i’m having a game night #it is going to be fun and good i know #also AAAAAAAA #corn rambles #mush posting

[cornwatcheshockey]

good morning. i held my tongue when my coworker started going off about how people shouldn’t be upset that caitlin clark and angel reese have lower salaries than nba players bc the wnba just doesn’t have any fans. are you proud of me?

#i decided it was not a battle worth flighting this morning #but like sure. they have less fans bc it’s so much harder to watch them if you are not already fully invested #putting women’s sports on tv accessibly is going to cost more money than it makes at first sure #but you can’t get fans if people don’t know what they have #anyways #corn rambles

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN' #also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way. #'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup) #(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

How the hell do you draw a skinny Howdy-

I wanna draw him skinny but he looks weird if I don't give him big ol' boobies and I don't wanna give him big ol' boobies!!

uhhhh ok i broke him down to his bare essentials:

#envision the board. Apply #just dont give him Any musculature. embrace the fact that he is a puppet #and therefore Doesnt Have muscles. he's a glorified tube with stuffing in it #his limbs are noodles. he has no curves of any kind <3 #my quest against howdy's fanon dobonhonkeros continues #im jesting im kidding i do love seeing howdy w humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous #its very funny! i envision him getting up in the morning #and just shoving more stuffing into his chest. undoes a seam and just goes to town #julie: wow! your top scars are cool! #howdy: *undoing one to pad out his badonkers* my huh #rambles from the bog #on a wildly different note i think the corn dogs im eating right now have gone bad #they dont taste right... but they also dont taste bad enough to put me off of em! om nom nom #its gonna be a party in the ol' eels tonight!

[steelthroat]

*me putting my Transformers figures on a shelf after tidying up* "Optimus and Megatron go together obviously"

My dad jokingly: "Heh, are they friends?"

Me: "In the Ancient-Greek sense of the word yes"

#then I explained him some of the things that happened in the comics #“well that's funny thinking how they don't have concepts of sex and gend-” #“ONE WOULD THINK SO WOULDN'T THEY” #then somehow I ended up explaining all the differences between Tumblr/Twitter/Instagram/Discord and fandom culture #then I almost had a stroke after he mentioned he was thinking of watching Supernatural #steel rambles #still positive and quarantined to my own quarters and it's boring as hell #my room and bathroom have never shined brighter lol #oh I also explained the 2018 corn ban on Tumblr and the migrations between twitter reddit and Tumblr #things sound so weird when you have to explain them lol #transformers #maccadam #megatron #shitpost #maccadams #optimus prime