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tenorgender · 20 hours
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I feel so peppy today it's like I took my adhd meds even though I didn't
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tenorgender · 2 months
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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tenorgender · 3 months
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"how can you be a girl and a boy at the same time" i can be a man a woman and much much more for just three easy payments of $29.99
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tenorgender · 1 year
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www.webkinz.com
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tenorgender · 1 year
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hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be
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tenorgender · 12 days
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god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony
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tenorgender · 1 year
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ˈsɑri, bʌt wi kənˈvɜrtɪd jʊər ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd ˈɪntu aɪ-pi-eɪ. jæ, ði ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl fəˈnɛtɪk ˈælfəˌbɛt. ɪnˈstɛd ʌv ˈbiɪŋ meɪd ʌv wɜrdz naʊ hiz ə ˈstændərˌdaɪzd ˌrɛprəzɛnˈteɪʃən ʌv spiʧ saʊndz ɪn ˈrɪtən fɔrm. jæ, ˈprɪti mʌʧ ˈɛniˌwʌn ˈspikɪŋ ˈɛni ˈlæŋɡwəʤ kʊd ˈfɪɡjər aʊt haʊ tu seɪ hɪm. ˈsɑri
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tenorgender · 1 year
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in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita
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tenorgender · 11 months
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tenorgender · 1 year
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if elves lived in modern america they would be rednecks im sorry but it's true. imagine you meet a tall guy who's always in a baseball cap and driving around in his truck and learn that he's a crack shot with a rifle, like insanely good. okay that's pretty cool i guess. but it starts to get weird cuz he's so good at identifying edible plants that he practically survives off of berries and wild game and his mom's homemade bread which is the absolute best stuff you've ever tasted in your life. his truck, which he tells you he essentially built himself with the amount of repair and replacement work he put into it, is either insanely well-built or insanely lucky, and drives right on through snowdrifts and mud pits and potholes like they're nothing. the first time he tries to take you on a hike he drags you uphill for two straight hours with a cheery smile on his face and seems genuinely surprised when you're worn out at the top. sometimes when you're out in the woods his head turns around at what you swear is literally nothing and he's like "oh yeah there's deer 'round here you can hear 'em. loud as all get-out." when he finally takes off his fluorescent orange snapback and shows you his pointy ears and tells you he's immortal you're just like oh that makes a lot of sense actually
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tenorgender · 2 years
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god I know I'm not the world's first girlboy but it sure does feel like it sometimes
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tenorgender · 1 year
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when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation
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tenorgender · 1 year
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i must not miss class. missing class is the mind-killer. missing class is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my lecture. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the class has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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tenorgender · 1 year
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sometimes im shipping characters because i enjoy the idea of them being in a romantic relationship sure but sometimes im just thinking well if they were to also have gay sex it would make their already fucked up dynamic worse in new and interesting ways and that pleases me
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tenorgender · 1 year
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sorry we ate your boyfriend. no nothing funny happened he's just been cannibalized and consumed
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tenorgender · 1 year
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I'm trying to prove a point to my homophobic family, so -
Reblog this post if you think it's possible for an ouppy and a kittys to be friends.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL written in a notebook to show to my parents.
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