Disability life is realizing that they must have changed the formula on one of your Safe Foods because all of a sudden you've started throwing up about half an hour to an hour after you eat it, and then just laying in bed staring.
But at least you realized you were about to throw up before you took your painkillers?
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the youtube recommended section has gotten so bad
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>'wow thats a cool looking character i should check out the media that theyre from'
>they first appear in season 16 episode 238
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d20 I have no qualifications except I’m a sophomore English major— please hire me to transpose dimension 20 into novels because if you don’t I’ll waste my life away and do it for free
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Does anyone else think that Aziraphale as a Bishop would be a special brand of insufferable but in a very wonderfully bastard way?
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If I had a nickle for every time I had a super intense dream where a woman slit her lover's throat and watched him die where it was portrayed as deeply necessary but also achingly romantic I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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I went from doing a highly specific job at an agency to having a much broader set of tasks at a small company and still every day experts will call me to offer their services for some of those tasks and I have to be like
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city website: just fill out this easy online form to set up your start date for utilities at your new address!
link: 404
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Cool, thanks, Ominous Bird.
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really enjoying this (google maps decided to stop working the instant I stepped out of the hotel and tried to go somewhere)
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me when the fucking 16 year old is expected to watch a BABY alone
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So I'm not an ANP anymore ig
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Every time someone says “this movie MUST be seen on the big screen! Your home setup won’t do it justice!” a very ostentatious and yet stylish pirate hat appears on my head.
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